After knowing that the fish had a certain friendship with Fu Li, Kunpeng gave up the idea of eating fish, but he was a little disgusted with Chu Yu. Seeing that he couldn't even maintain his human form, this little monster dared to sway outside. , it seems that times are really different.
"Forget it, forget it, give you a face." Kunpeng didn't go to grab the ugly fish in Fu Li's hands that dared not even move, "Last time you said you would take me to eat spicy crayfish, when are you going?"
It turned out that after he found Fu Li's breath, he was thinking about it. In order not to appear too urgent, he waited in the room for ten minutes before coming up to find Fu Li.
"Let's go now?" Seeing Kunpeng nodding constantly, Fu Li put Chu Yu into the sink, and kindly put half a tank of water for him, "Chu Yu, I'll take Kunpeng out for dinner, you wait until we leave. come out."
Chu Yu flicked his tail feebly, turning his stomach and letting himself float in the water.
After Fu Li and Kunpeng left, he hurriedly jumped out of the sink and turned into a human figure, spit out the water in his mouth several times. He usually dislikes soaking in tap water, the smell of bleach.
Although it wasn't the peak time for eating, there were already quite a few customers sitting in the lobster shop that Fu Li had chosen. Everyone was drinking beer and eating shrimp together in twos and threes. The air conditioner was blowing, but it didn't dampen everyone's enthusiasm.
When the crayfish came to the table, Kunpeng was not afraid of being hot, so he picked up one and threw it into his mouth, nodded and said, "It tastes really good, but this shrimp is too small." He went back to fetch some big shrimp and let someone follow this method to do.
If I had known that there were so many delicious things in the human world, what kind of people would he eat, just shut them up and cook for him.
There were a few lively young people sitting at the table next to them, eating crayfish in their mouths, but discussing with enthusiasm whether abalone and bird's nest is good or not. The final conclusion is that the taste is not important, the important thing is that they can't afford it.
"Hey, do you remember the "Getaway" in our high school textbook?" The girl took a sip of her drink, "I think that kind of fish might be delicious."
Hearing the name "Xiaoyaoyou", I intuitively told Fu Li that these humans might cause trouble.
"You said Kunpeng?" The boy with glasses and acne said with a smile, "There is a fish in Beiming, its name is Kun, Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot. It turns into a bird, and its name is Kunpeng. Peng, Peng Zhida, needs two barbecue grills, one secret and one spicy. Maybe it’s really delicious, and it’s enough for a lot of people.”
Kunpeng, who was chewing crayfish, plucked his ears, what? He didn't intend to eat humans, but humans wanted to attack him
The dignity of Lord Kunpeng cannot be tainted by insignificant human beings!
As soon as he slapped the table, he immediately decided to turn into a bird and swallow these ignorant humans.
"Sir." Fu Li grabbed Kunpeng's arm and controlled his urge to turn into a bird. He pointed to the crayfish that had already eaten most of it on the table, and whispered, "Eating these ignorant humans is a small matter, but If this matter goes out, you will not be able to eat human food in the future. These ignorant human beings who can only live for a hundred years have never seen your mighty image as an adult, so they dare to make such a joke. For the sake of creating delicious food, don't bother with them."
It is indeed a trivial matter to swallow a human being, but if it is necessary to swallow raw fish from the bottom of the sea as a price, Kunpeng immediately decided to forgive these ignorant humans leniently. He snorted, "Forget it, I'll give you this face. Two more pots of crayfish!"
"Okay." Fu Li agreed with a smile.
Compared to Zhu Yan, who didn't give him face, Kunpeng, who had given him face several times, was much cuter in Fu Li's eyes.
This Xiang Fuli and Kunpeng had a good time eating, and Chu Yu from the management office almost leaned against the wall before returning from the residential area to the office area. Seeing that his life was about to die, other colleagues thought he was attacked by an evil spirit, so they helped him to a chair and sat down.
Seeing Chu Yu's hands shaking while holding the water glass, Lao Huang said with concern, "Old Yu, what's wrong with you?" Looking at this poor little guy, he was so frightened that he didn't even take back the scales on his face.
"You may not believe it, I was almost swallowed by Kunpeng just now." Chu Yu gulped down a glass of water, like a ravaged little girl, "The moment he opened his mouth, I thought I was alive. No more."
"How did you escape afterward?" Everyone was very curious about Kunpeng. With Chu Yu's cultivation, he was able to escape from Kunpeng's mouth. I'm afraid it's not bragging.
"It was Brother Fu who snatched me back from Kunpeng's mouth." Chu Yu wanted to cry without tears. "It seems that the boss is right. If we don't practice hard, we can't even maintain a human form in the face of the suppression of our cultivation base."
When they heard that Fu Li came to the rescue, everyone instantly dispelled the suspicion that Chu Yu was bragging.
"So scary?" Lao Huang shuddered, "I live in the dormitory area, will I meet him in the future?"
"What do you think?" Chu Yu smiled bitterly, "Today's experience is enough for me to go out and brag for a thousand years."
"Cut!" When everyone saw that Chu Yu still had the energy to talk nonsense, they knew that he had nothing to do, so they threw him aside and went about their own business.
"I have already divided the areas that everyone is in charge of." Xu Yuan listed out the staff of one standard and three real investigations, "According to the rules, there should be one new person in each group, but the situation is a little different this time, so I put Song Yu and Fu Li are in the same group, do you have any opinions?"
Everyone shook their heads in unison, what opinions could they have, like these ancient monsters, they can't handle it for ordinary people.
A meal of crayfish was eaten for nearly two hours, because Fu Li and Kunpeng were too strong to fight. When checking out, the boss even helped Fu Li to erase the fraction, and warmly welcomed them to come back next time.
Kunpeng followed Fu Li silently, walking a long distance without speaking.
Fu Li turned back curiously: "Sir, what's the matter with you?"
Kunpeng stood on the street. There were high-rise buildings with strange shapes and cars like iron boxes. Pedestrians came and went in a hurry, and the whole world was occupied by humans. He lowered his voice and said, "Have our demon clan fallen to this point?"
The spiritual energy between heaven and earth has almost disappeared, and the sky is no longer clear and blue. Humans all live in dense and narrow grids. The distance seems to be close, but they are indifferent to each other.
Fu Li has lived for more than 4,000 years and rarely comes into contact with humans. Two thousand years ago, he didn't understand the rules of the human world, and his pet fell ill, so he went to the bottom of the mountain to find a doctor. The doctor was so frightened that he cried and begged for mercy. Since then, he has never shown his original shape in front of humans. At that time, he thought that the doctor was afraid of his original form, but now he has realized that what human beings are afraid of are the aliens who speak their tongues.
He had never seen how beautiful the demon clan used to be, and even before that, he had never lived in the human world. Almost all of his knowledge of the demon world comes from the white ape who likes to nag. His knowledge of human culture comes from the human pets he has kept for many years. Although human pets don't have much hair on their bodies and don't look so cute, they can tell stories and write, so it's also very interesting.
Because he was ignorant and ignorant of everything, he couldn't understand Kunpeng's feelings of regret and loss.
"Actually, some human beings are also very interesting. When adults spend more time in the human world, maybe they will like the life here." Fu Li didn't know what to say, so he could only stand with Kunpeng and watch the traffic coming and going. .
"That kind of person is also very interesting?" Kunpeng pointed forward.
Not far ahead, there was a gray-haired old man who was struggling to step on a tricycle. There were some fruits on the back of the tricycle. Two young people took advantage of the old man's hard work on the tricycle. They couldn't notice the back and took it secretly. Two bunches of bananas in the car.
After taking the bananas, they each broke off one and threw the rest into the trash can. Seemingly pleased with their actions, they laughed.
Fu Li did not speak.
Kunpeng wanted to laugh at Fu Li for a few words, but he saw a few young people running over across the street. They not only helped the old man push the car up, but also bought seven or eight of the fruits on the old man's tricycle.
These young people are very familiar, they are the ignorant humans who were clamoring to eat him just now.
Seeing this scene, Kunpeng snorted coldly, walked up to the two young men who stole bananas just now, and kicked them on their calves without saying a word.
"Fuck you!" The two young men who were kicked got up from the ground, "What do you want to do?"
"If you want to fight, fight." Kunpeng stiffened his stomach, "I don't know what I did?"
Seeing Kunpeng's fierce face, the two scolded and walked away, not daring to fight Kunpeng.
Kunpeng scolded at their backs, "You bastard."
Fu Li looked at Kunpeng like a big brother in society and couldn't help laughing.
In the Cultivation Management Department, Zhuang Qing glanced at the public office area: "Where is Fu Li?"
"Boss, Brother Fu took Kunpeng to dinner." Chu Yu replied in a low voice.
Zhuang Qing nodded and turned to look at Song Yu who was sitting in the corner: "Song Yu, you and Fu Li will be in a group in the future, and the work content will be under Fu Li's command."
"Okay." Song Yu agreed immediately. Ever since Fu Li beat his wings into the sky, in his heart, Fu Li was his boss. There is nothing wrong with the younger brother listening to the boss's words.
As soon as the voice fell, Fu Li walked in from outside.
"I'm back." Fu Li walked in with a smell of spicy crayfish. Seeing that everyone was looking at him with heroic eyes, he asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"
How great is the demon who dares to eat at the same table with Kunpeng!
Huang Can brought Fu Li a cup of tea: "Brother Fu, you have worked hard."
"Serve... the people?" Fu Li picked up the tea and replied in confusion.
"Okay." Zhuang Qing knocked on the table, attracting everyone's attention, "This year, one standard and three real tasks in the cultivation world will be completed by a combination of old and new, which will also help newcomers become more familiar with the cultivation world. Xu Yuan, put The list goes on."
Fu Li looked at the list. He was grouped with Suan Yu and Zhang Ke, and was mainly responsible for the records of cultivators in the three provinces of Bashu, Nanzhao, and Qian'an.
"Everyone has a night's rest, and we will set off tomorrow morning." Zhuang Qing is not a leader who likes to nagging. After assigning work, he is ready to go back to his private office. As a result, before the person left, he received a call from the guard saying that a policeman was looking for Fu Li.
Everyone looked at Fu Li, did he go out with Kunpeng to cause trouble
Peng Hang looked at the golden characters of "Chimelong Biotechnology Co., Ltd.", and then glanced at the young man in the security uniform in the guard room. He felt that this young man named Fu Li was actually very promising. He changed from a brick mover to a security guard. , and then changed from a security guard to a staff member of a large company.
"Mr. Police, I have contacted the leader. Our company does have an employee named Fu Li. I'm sorry, please come in." The guard opened the electronic door and invited Peng Hang and his colleagues to enter.
"Huh!" The colleague walked into the door and exclaimed, "This company is very stylish, and it deserves to be a well-known brand in our country." Although he is a man, he also knows that Chimelong's cosmetics and skin care products are very famous. It is said that this company also produces Clothing, toys, shoes and bags are very extensive.
The girl at the front desk was beautiful and polite, and greeted the two of them for tea.
There is a huge crystal chandelier hanging in the hall, and the floor is bright. The stair handrails are all made of logs, with beautiful reliefs carved on them. The employees who come and go are all outstanding. Peng Hang and his colleagues are standing here, Suddenly they were the ugliest people in the world.
"You two, please come with me." A young woman in a work suit led them to the reception room on the second floor and smiled gracefully at them, "Please sit for a moment."
She walks very beautifully, like a well-educated daughter in ancient times, with elegance in every frown and smile. Compared with her, the so-called eldest ladies in the TV series seem pretentious.
Peng Hang looked at the wall again, and there were several scroll paintings hanging on the wall. Even if he was a rough man who didn't understand art, he felt that these paintings were very beautiful, and they had a bit of an indescribable taste. There is also the picture of the lady making fun of the cat. I don't know if it is his illusion. This lady seems to be somewhat similar to the female staff who brought them in just now.
"I'm sorry to disturb you, please take it slow." The female staff member held a tray in her hand, which contained two trays of snacks and two cups of tea.
The tea cups and plates are very beautiful. When Peng Hang held the tea cup, he didn't dare to use too much force, for fear of breaking the cup, he would not be able to pay for a month's salary.
"Big companies are so particular about using such good tableware to entertain guests?" After the female staff went out, a colleague whispered in Peng Hang's ear, "Captain, do you think it's weird here, making people feel numb with their hands and feet? Can't let go?"
"I heard that this Chimelong biotechnology company was called Chimelong Bufang more than 100 years ago. Although it has changed its name now, the surname of the person in power has not changed. Like this kind of giant that has been inherited for more than 100 years and still stands. Companies like to pay attention to some culture of tolerance." Peng Hang patted his colleague on the shoulder, "People in China are more elegant than those aristocrats abroad."
The colleague suddenly said: "The captain is still knowledgeable."
Peng Hang turned his head to look at the lady's picture on the wall, and laughed twice.
Fu Li came to the second floor and walked through the barrier to the ordinary reception room. After seeing that Peng Hang was sitting in the room, he knocked on the door and said, "Good evening, two police comrades."
"Mr. Fu, I'm sorry to bother you at this time." Peng Hang stood up, "Can you sit down and talk?"
"Okay." Fu Li sat down opposite the two of them, "I don't know what the two of you are looking for me for?" He paused and defended himself, "I didn't sell fake medicines to others."
"Mr. Fu misunderstood. We came today because your landlord called the police and said that he found the money you left, but he couldn't contact you, so I hope we can contact you." Peng Hang explained, "We After collecting all kinds of information, I found out that you are working here."
"Mr. Fu." The female staff came in with tea and snacks, bowed and held the tea in front of Fu Li with both hands, "Please take it slow."
"Thank you." Fu Li thanked him.
The female clerk was flattered and didn't even bother, she stepped out with her head lowered slightly, and carefully closed the door for them.
Peng Hang looked at the closed door with a smile on his face, and said in a joking tone, "Mr. Fu has just come to work, so he is so popular with his colleagues?" This is where the popularity is. The female employee was almost in front of Fu Li. It can be called respectful, as if Fu Li's identity is very unusual.
"No." Fu Li took a sip of tea and said casually, "I have some friendship with the company's top management, and my colleagues also give the leaders face."
Peng Hang's colleague:…
Is it inappropriate to tell them so bluntly that he is a related household through the back door
Peng Hang smiled: "Mr. Fu is really joking, let's talk about the lost property." He took out a stack of money and put it in front of Fu Li, "You can order it and see if the amount is right."
Fu Li stared at the stack of money and didn't speak, because he knew very well that he didn't lose any money at all.
"What's wrong?" Peng Hang saw that Fu Li didn't move, thinking that the amount was wrong, "Could it be that the money has become less?"
"No." Fu Li put the money into his coat pocket, took out a red string and handed it to Peng Hang, "Thank you to the landlord for picking up my lost property, this is the thank you gift I gave to her granddaughter, please two Help me pass it on."
"Okay." Peng Hang took the red rope, got up and said, "Then we won't disturb Mr. Fu's work, and leave."
"Walk slowly." Fu Li got up to see them off, walked from the second floor to the gate, and the staff took the initiative to greet Fu Li with a warm and attentive attitude.
Peng Hang looked at the employees who lowered their hands and bowed their heads, and then looked at Fu Li who sent them out. He felt as if he was watching an idol drama similar to "Frog Becomes a Prince", and the protagonist was Fu Li.
Walking out of the gate, Peng Hang looked back at Fu Li, who was standing at the door. The transparent glass door seemed to separate him and Fu Li in two worlds. The place where he stood was normal human society, while the place where Fu Li stood was like It's another magical world.
"Captain, what are you looking at?" The colleague patted him on the back, "Are you envious of these related households?"
"Envy you for your size." Peng Hang turned his head back to his senses, "Where are you going to eat at night, I'll treat you to me."
"It's better to be the captain. It's not like these rich people express their gratitude to others, but they only send a worthless red rope. The richer they are, the more stingy they are."
The colleague who said this, saw the landlord's family take away the red rope sent by Fu Li as if holding a baby the next day, and felt that there seemed to be a crack in his worldview.
The author has something to say: Police Shu Mi: In this world, the richer you are, the more stingy you are.
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