When Zhuang Qing went out from the office, he saw that the entire office staff were nibbling on snacks, and when they saw him coming out, these employees even hid the snacks. Don't think about their mouth full of oil, and the smell of the house, it would be strange if he didn't know what they were doing.
Pretending not to see their small movements, Zhuang Qing searched the room again: "Where did Fu Li run to again?"
"Boss, Brother Fu went to see Kunpeng." Zhang Ke lowered his voice when he said the word Kunpeng, "Why don't you wait for Brother Fu to come back and find him again?"
Zhuang Qing did not speak with a stern face, and turned back to the office.
When Fu Li walked into Kunpeng's house, he saw a huge fat bird in the middle of the room. He called twice, but Kunpeng didn't respond, so he stepped forward and pulled his wings and pulled off a few hairs to wake Kunpeng.
Kunpeng turned into a human figure and sat up from the ground: "Rabbit, are you back?"
Fu Li sat down in front of Kunpeng cross-legged: "Master Kunpeng, try the local specialties I brought back to you." After speaking, he took out a lot of things from the Qiankun bag, including spicy sticks.
"What if you have food but no wine?" Kunpeng asked Fu Li, "Have you bought wine yet? If you don't, I'll use the porter technique to get it."
"My lord, if mortals find that their belongings disappear suddenly, they will be frightened." Fu Li began to dig it out of his Qiankun bag again, "and stealing things is not right. I have several cans of old wine here that are thousands of years old. They are demons in the mountains. Xiu brewed it. It’s just that I was young at that time, and the elders on the mountain didn’t let me drink it. I secretly hid a few cans in the Qiankun bag. If you don’t mention it today, I’ll almost forget it.”
The wine jar that Fu Li took out was very ordinary, the one made of clay was ugly, and there was dirt outside that had not been wiped off, as if it had just been dug out of the ground.
"How can the male demon not drink?" Kunpeng patted the lid of the wine jar, and the fragrant aroma of the wine came out, and the spiritual energy quickly filled the whole room. He threw the wine jar to Fu Li, "Come on, I'll drink with you today."
Fu Li took the wine jar and said, "It is a blessing for Xiao Yao to have Lord Kunpeng to accompany him." He raised the wine jar and took a sip of the fruit wine that he had been curious about countless times.
Some cool, but more sweet and fragrant.
"Brilliant!" Kunpeng also took a big sip from the wine jar, the wine poured into his throat, he just felt relaxed and happy, fluttering like a fairy: "Good wine, good wine! The elders in Guishan have a pair of skillful hands. If there is a chance, I will Must visit in person."
Fu Li laughed, and the wine flowed down his throat into his shirt: "It's a pity that the mountains have regretted. There are hundreds of monsters in the mountains, and I am the only one alive." He grabbed the wine jar with one hand and touched Kunpeng. Touching the wine jar, "These wines can be tasted by Lord Kunpeng, which is their fate."
Kunpeng didn't expect that there would be such a thing, he patted Fu Li's shoulder: "I am drunk at the moment, the past is gone, don't look back, come, do it."
The wine brewed by humans is strong, but for demons, it is not easy to get drunk. Although the wine made by demons is not strong, it is easy to make demons intoxicated.
After a few cans of wine, Fu Li, who had never drunk spirit wine, was already drunk. He leaned on the soft carpet, propped his head with one hand, and poured the wine into his mouth with the other hand holding the wine jar, his pupils also changed. became golden.
Kunpeng boasted to Fu Li of his past scenery and deeds, and talked about the grievances and grievances of the big demons.
"Chudiao and Xie have always been at odds. These two idiots will fight whenever they meet. They are withdrawn and eat people if they disagree. I don't know if they have survived these years."
"It's dead." Fu Li waved his hand and pointed to the sky outside the window, "It's just a snap, and it's dead."
"It seems that I was sealed in the sea and saved my life." Kunpeng pushed the empty wine jar to the side, "Then Bai Ze and Dangkang are my enemies or benefactors?"
"Seal?" Fu Li looked at Kunpeng dazedly.
"You heard it wrong." Kunpeng was more than half awake, "I didn't say that, come, come, drink."
"Oh oh oh." Fu Li lowered his head to drink the wine from the jar, and suddenly it snapped and turned into a hairball the size of an adult slap and fell into the jar, leaving only a pile of clothes on the ground.
"Why are you so drunk?" Kunpeng shook his head, "A brat who hasn't drunk is too weak."
He reached out and touched the wine jar, grabbed the two long ears, and lifted it out. He half-squinted his eyes and looked at the rabbit in his hand. Are the teeth of this rabbit a little sharper? It's a pity that this jar of good wine was wasted as bath water.
Seeing that the wine on his body was dripping to the ground, Kunpeng opened his mouth to dry the fur on Fu Li's body.
"Kunpeng Da..." Zhuang Qing walked into the door and saw that Kunpeng opened his mouth wide, holding a rabbit in his hand, and apart from a pile of clothes, there was no figure of Fu Li in the room, his face changed greatly, and he took out his life sword , said solemnly: "Kunpeng, you put him down!"
Kunpeng looked at the rabbit in his hand, and at Zhuang Qing, who was full of killing intent, but his slightly drunken mind didn't react.
Seeing that Kunpeng was unwilling to let go, Zhuang Qing's grip on the sword tightened a little. He took a few steps forward, sweating on his forehead: "Kunpeng, Fu Li has always been sincere to you, why do you want to eat it?" Li was motionless in Kunpeng's hand, dragon scales began to appear on Zhuang Qing's face, and the dragon's might spread out.
"Boss!" All the aquatic demon cultivators in the management office jumped up, which was due to the instinct of their bodies.
"Chu Yu, Lin Gui, what's the matter with you?" Ning Xuan saw the newly arrived yellow-throated turtle standing up and dropped the half-eaten rabbit head, "Did something happen to the boss?"
Just now, the boss wanted to find Fu Li, and he went back to the office when Fu Li was not there. After a while, he walked out again. Could it be...
"Kunpeng?!" He turned into a flying sword with a swish, smashed through the glass window and flew out.
"Do you want to do it with me?" Kunpeng thought that Zhuang Qing wanted to provoke him, and snorted coldly, "A mere stray dragon is also showing his prestige in front of me." He threw the prototype Fu Li in his hand aside, his hands As a palm, he patted it towards Zhuang Qing.
Zhuang Qing glanced at Fu Li, who was left motionless in the corner, and felt relieved, at least Kunpeng didn't care about eating him now.
Unwilling to fight, Zhuang Qing held a sword flower and held Kunpeng's palms heavily. With Kunpeng's palm, he turned over and flew to Fu Li's side. In the blink of an eye, Kunpeng slapped him with another palm, he quickly stuffed Fu Li into his suit pocket, gritted his teeth and greeted him with both palms.
"Bang!"
Zhuang Qing's whole body was full of golden light, and with this full-strength palm, he was evenly matched with Kunpeng. Taking advantage of this gap, he retreated to the door and shouted to Ning Xuan, Chu Yu and others who rushed over, "Don't come here."
The Shui clan was born to obey the dragon clan. At this time, the golden light of Zhuang Qing's merits and the dragon's power were prosperous, and most of the people did not dare to go forward.
Only Chaoyun could take a few steps closer to Zhuang Qing without fear of the golden light of merit and dragon power because he borrowed the shape of the female emperor dragon. But at this time the house was filled with demonic energy, and it was very difficult for her to maintain her human form.
"Chaoyun, take Fu Li away." Zhuang Qing took out something from his pocket and threw it at Chaoyun, Chaoyun hurriedly reached out to catch it, and hurriedly stepped back to his companion before he could see what he had in his hand. thing.
Is this a rabbit
Just now the boss seemed to say that she wanted to take Fu Li away, could it be...
Chao Yun looked at the little bunny that he could easily hold with both hands in the palm of his hand. Is this the body of Brother Fu
"You're a dragon, right?" Kunpeng didn't expect that Zhuang Qing's merits and virtues were so strong, and thinking of Tiandao's character of thunderbolt, he didn't dare to fight Zhuang Qing, "I have a few sips of wine with the rabbit. Neither?"
"Drinking?" Zhuang Qing sneered, "Do you need to put Fu Li in your mouth to drink?"
"He's such a small rabbit, he doesn't even have enough space between his teeth, why should I eat him?" Inexplicably carrying such a black pot, Kunpeng was so angry that he almost exploded his lungs, "He fell into the wine jar, and I picked it up and blew it. Don't have a bunch of delicious snacks here, go eat a furry rabbit, do you think I'm stupid?"
Only then did Zhuang Qing notice that there were several ugly and dirty wine jars rolling on the ground, and the snack packaging bags had overflowed from the trash can.
"Lord Kunpeng forgive me, I misunderstood you." Zhuang Qing put away the sword and gave Kunpeng a big gift.
According to his past temperament, Kunpeng Cai, regardless of whether it was a misunderstanding or not, would beat the opponent if he absolutely pressed him. However, the hairy dragon in front of him can't do it. The radiant merits and virtues of his whole body, as well as his profound cultivation, made him decide to step on the ladder.
"Hmph, since you care about Fu Li, I won't care about you today, and I won't be an example." Kunpeng snorted coldly, "Go out, don't disturb me drinking."
The Xianza Yao waited and left, and these wines were exclusively enjoyed by him.
"Thank you for your tolerance, Lord Kunpeng." Zhuang Qing helped Kunpeng to close the door, turned and walked towards the colleague who was guarding the stairs.
"Boss, how are you?"
"Should we go to the Yaomeng to dispatch people?"
"Brother Fu, what's wrong, what did Kunpeng do to Brother Fu?" Zhang Ke, who usually doesn't dare to speak up when he mentioned Kunpeng, was so angry that his eyes were red, "That beast, Brother Fu is so good to him, he return… "
"It's okay, I misunderstood something." Zhuang Qing walked to Chaoyun's side and rudely picked up Fu Li's hair, "Go back to work, just leave Fu Li to me."
"Hey, boss..." Zhang Ke wanted Zhuang Qing's movements to be gentle, but when Zhuang Qing's icy gaze looked over, he accompanied him with a smile, "If you carry the rabbit like this, the rabbit may not feel comfortable."
"I know." Zhuang Qing dropped this sentence and strode away.
Zhang Ke looked at Chaoyun and asked in a low voice, "The one you were holding just now is really Brother Fu?"
Chaoyun hadn't regained his senses. Hearing Zhang Ke's question, he stammered, "Yes, maybe it is."
Although they have long known that Fu Li is a rabbit demon, because the other party's cultivation base is high, they can't equate the rabbit and Fu Li. Only today did they truly believe that Fu Li was really a rabbit in his early 20s, a fluffy and harmless rabbit.
When he got to where no one was, Zhuang Qing glanced behind him and threw Fu Li on his arm. After going to the office to get a coat and drape it on the rabbit's arms, Zhuang Qing made a barrier and returned to his room directly from the office.
Putting the rabbit on the sofa, Zhuang Qing went to the kitchen to pour tea for herself, and then turned on the TV to watch a boring variety show. After looking at it for a while, he always felt uncomfortable looking at the rabbit's head with its head down, so he put a small pillow under the rabbit's head.
After a while, the coat on the ground was not pleasing to the eye, so he picked up the coat and threw it on the rabbit, and pulled it down, revealing the rabbit's head.
Under normal circumstances, rabbits' ears are pointed upwards, while Fuli's ears hang down on both sides of the furry head, with pointed ends like the tips of brushes. The incisors are also not very obvious, but there are two sharp tiger teeth on both sides, and the nose does not look like a rabbit's, but more like a puppy's nose. No wonder he doesn't like taking shape, the original body is slightly mutated.
Zhuang Qing stretched out his hand beside his nose to take a breath, and flicked his ears again. The sleeping rabbit didn't respond, and he didn't have any precautions.
Such a stupid rabbit can live for more than 4,000 years.
Zhuang Qing was inexplicably unbalanced, and reached out and poked Fu Li's fluffy stomach a few times. It seems that the monsters have raised this rabbit well, and the underside of the fur is full of meat.
The variety show on TV has ended, and now it's a food show, where the host is teaching the audience how to make the dish of Spicy Rabbit. Zhuang Qing looked at the fat rabbit on the sofa, then watched the rabbit meat stir-fried in the oil pan on TV, took out a packet of spicy rabbit heads from Fuli, and slowly nibbled it.
Fu Li felt as if he had returned to two thousand years ago. He told King Gangxuan that he was an adult demon and wanted to go out to see it. As a result, as soon as he walked to the foot of the mountain, he encountered an injured human being. When he saw a human for the first time, he felt a little strange, so he took the human to find a doctor, who knew that when the doctors saw him, they were so frightened. Not quite.
It was the first time he went to the human world, he had no experience, he didn't bring anything with him, and he didn't know how to change into a human form before communicating with humans. So in the end, I had to take the person back to the mountain again, and randomly found some medicine for him to eat from King Gangxian.
This human being saved by him can not only tell stories, but also draw and write. He thought it was interesting, so he left this person behind. The demon cultivators in the mountains felt that he was young, and raising a human as a pet could raise his temperament and relieve boredom, so no one objected.
Fu Li also doesn't remember that he kept this pet for a few years, and then the pet died. Before he died, he was not allowed to keep other pets in the future. He was a good owner, so he had to agree to the pet's request.
Turning over, Fu Li felt as if he had fallen into a hole. When he opened his eyes, he found that his head was stuck in a huge gap on the sofa. He kicked his legs and pulled it out.
"woke up?"
Zhuang Qing came over and placed a plate in front of him with three tender but uncut carrots in it.
Fu Li flicked his ears, only to realize that he seemed to have changed into his original form. He shrank into the sofa cushion, trying to cover his body.
"Don't try to hide, I can see clearly what you look like." Zhuang Qing pushed the carrot plate in front of Fu Li, "Any species will mutate, even rabbits. Anyway... Still pretty."
"We have hair." Fu Li shook the very fluffy hair on his body, and pushed the plate aside in disgust, "I hate eating carrots."
"What kind of rabbits are rabbits if they don't eat carrots?" Zhuang Qing pushed the plate back to its original position, "Eat."
"Don't eat!" Fu Li pushed over again.
"Rabbits are still picky eaters?" Zhuang Qing didn't push it back this time. He took a carrot from the plate and looked at it. This is the order he placed on the Xiuzhen shopping app just now. already
"There are people who don't like to eat, so we rabbits are not allowed to not like carrots?" Fu Li flicked his short tail. Anyway, Zhuang Qing had already seen the weirdness of his original shape. He simply broke the jar and threw it. Too lazy to go back to human form.
Although the transformed human figure is larger than the original one, it still has no body.
Seeing the rabbit on the sofa posing on its belly, Zhuang Qing took the plate away: "Then what do you want to eat?"
"Is there any shrimp?" Fu Li's ears trembled, and his golden eyes glowed with water. "I can eat everything except rabbit meat, I'm not picky eater."
If Fu Li was maintaining his human form and told Zhuang Qing about this, Zhuang Qing would definitely say no without thinking about it. But now it is a rabbit who is talking, or a fat and tender white-haired rabbit, Zhuang Qing said with a sullen face: "You wait."
Zhuang Qing, who has lived alone for nearly two thousand years, is very good at cooking. The food is ready quickly. Fu Li maintains his original shape and floats at the door of the kitchen, smelling the fragrance and complimenting Zhuang Qing.
Fu Li, who has changed back to its original form, seems to have regained his nature, speaking and doing things much more casually. Probably because the layer of human skin is torn off, there is no need to pay too much attention to the laws and morals of human beings.
As a rabbit, Fu Li's favorite food is not vegetarian food, but meat. Especially love fish and shrimp, this taste is very similar to Zhuang Qing. Listening to the sound of Fu Li chewing the fish bones, Zhuang Qing felt that her bones were a little sore, and she couldn't help rubbing her shoulders a few times, "You drink alcohol during work, which violates the employee code. This month's salary performance will be deducted by 200 yuan. ."
"Oh." Fu Li, who was already rich, didn't care about the small two hundred yuan.
Seeing his long ears tossing around, Zhuang Qing couldn't help but say, "You really don't plan to become a human and then eat?"
"I haven't recovered my body in two thousand years." Fu Li kicked his hind legs, "Let me enjoy it for a while."
Although his body is a bit ugly, Zhuang Qing is not a pure blood dragon, so don't dislike anyone. After seeing this, Fu Li enjoyed the meal.
Zhuang Qing endured and silently reminded herself that she still owed the other party's Hunyuan Dan and the fist-sized diamond, so she couldn't be angry.
Take short hands, take short hands, take short hands.
"Your home is so beautifully decorated." Fu Li was lying on the soft chair with his belly up, looking at the gems on the wall and the natural crystal chandelier on the roof, he dug into his ears and poured out a bunch of colorful gems, "And then A rainbow with gems on the wall must be beautiful."
Ever since he had the experience of going down the mountain without carrying anything, Fu Li had the habit of hiding the Qiankun bag in his ears.
"Rainbow?" Zhuang Qing felt that Fu Li's aesthetics were too vulgar.
Fu Li said, "We have a colorful deer on the mountain. It's very beautiful." After speaking, he patted the gems with his paws, and the gems automatically flew into the air, forming a rainbow shape and sticking tightly to the wall. , emitting a bright light.
"How is it, looks good?" Fu Li patted both front paws, "You young demons are still lacking in aesthetics."
"You put gems on the wall of my house, don't you want it?" Zhuang Qing looked at the colorful rainbow on the wall with a very subtle expression.
"It's fine, I'll just come to your house to appreciate it next time." Fu Li was very satisfied with his craftsmanship, "We're demons, we don't need to pay so much attention to things outside ourselves. In the end, it's just a pile of stones."
These things can be piled up into a mountain in his Qiankun bag.
"Forget it, I'll take care of it for you." Zhuang Qing sighed, as if he had seen the future of Fu Li, who ended up in ragged clothes and living on the streets because of his too much extravagance.
"As long as you are happy." Fu Li slapped his ears and floated back to the sofa to lie down. Although he had woken up, he had not completely dissipated the alcohol, and he began to feel sleepy again after he had eaten.
Fortunately, Zhuang Qing's dragon face is cold-hearted and warm-hearted.
The little demons just like these shiny things, and make him a rainbow, just to make him happy. When he was young, he also liked these things. After the adult demon cultivator in the mountains found out, he used gems to build a beautiful galaxy, a tree that would glow, and a path that would glow.
He closed his eyes, and seemed to hear the babbling of the white ape that could not stop, the chirping of sparrows, and the roar of King Ganghya who was always chasing after him, asking him to finish his meal. .
The food that King Ganghya cooked was unpalatable and ugly, but he had to finish it. Fu Li was most afraid of eating.
"Minister Zhuang, this rabbit is your pet, so cute."
Fu Li opened his eyes and met the person who was speaking.
Oh
Isn't this the one from the Qinglong clan? It seems that he was the one who bullied Zhuang Qing last time
He came home today, what does he want to do
"It seems that Fu Li, a newcomer to the department, is too capable, so that Minister Zhuang has free time to keep pets." Qing Yan looked away from the rabbit. For him, the rabbit is a weak creature, and the cup on the table is the same as the cup on the table. , cushions on the sofa, no difference.
He showed a gentle smile to Zhuang Qing, "You really aren't worried at all, Fu Li has a bad intention for you?"
Zhuang Qing looked down at the rabbit lying on the cushion: "..."
The rabbit silently crawled into the crevice of the sofa, revealing only a round and short tail.
The author has something to say: Minor Dragon: Able
Fu Li: I am Fu Li, and I bring salt for picky eaters.