The information processing team of the Cultivation Management Department was very bitter, but they couldn't say it.
As soon as the day dawned, the media began to hype about pirates encountering a ghost ship. The pirate ship malfunctioned and was automatically sent to the door to be caught by the warship. These media marketing accounts are swearing, the writing is vivid, and the atmosphere is in place.
A good reporter proposed to interview the captured pirates, but after being rejected by the police, they made it even more bizarre, saying that these pirates had been scared into confusion by ghosts, so they could not be interviewed by reporters.
Although many netizens feel that these reports are unreliable, when you are bored at work or study, some suspenseful and exciting news stories can be very interesting to watch.
A netizen said: The ghosts at sea really abide by the law. They did not frighten these pirates to death, nor did they eat them, but let them encounter warships. Isn't it difficult to find soldiers
Netizen B replied: Ghosts also change from people, maybe this ghost was a law-abiding person before his death
The brains of netizens have always been cute and big, and after much discussion, there are still people who really love this legendary ghost, draw cute pictures for him, and make up warm and cute stories. Maybe he is a soldier who died at sea after being defeated a hundred years ago. Although his soul is floating on the sea, he wants to protect the people at sea. Perhaps he was a warrior who acted bravely in his life and never forgot his heart after his death.
A story is not about whether it is true or not, but whether it can move a person.
The staff of the information team read hundreds of years ago stories about soldiers who turned heroes into heroes and guarded travelers at sea. Their eyes were red, and they secretly transferred the story to the Cultivation Forum. After indicating the original author, they gave the author a cartoon. a sum of money.
"Why are these netizens so good at making up stories?" The employee rubbed his red eyes and turned to contact the relevant department to check what happened.
The answer he got made him a little surprised. He thought it was an ordinary ship failure, but he didn't expect that there were actually pirates making trouble, and it was said that after the pirate ship was towed back to the coast, it was checked by professionals and all the instruments were normal.
Is it really a super scientific phenomenon
Although they are very skeptical, the staff of the group are very skilled in handling this kind of public opinion. First, let a popular popular science account on the Internet compile several famous haunted events in history, and finally post the truth for a scientific propaganda.
Then, another account with credibility came out, saying that something went wrong with the pirate ship, and it was affected by the ocean currents before it floated in front of the warship. As for why the pirates are haunted, there are only two possibilities. One is that they drifted at sea for too long and ate spoiled food, which caused them to have hallucinations. The second is that they want to pretend to be crazy and sell stupid, trying to escape the punishment of the law.
Then I learned about the notoriety of this pirate ship, what cargo ship was robbed, and those innocent sailors were killed. Netizens were stunned by the maddened behavior of these pirates, and they were so angry that they called them inhumane, forgetting the haunting incident.
There is nothing in this world that cannot be explained by science. If there is, then create the conditions to make it scientific.
"By the way, I don't seem to see the boss going to work in the past two days." After dealing with the public opinion incident on the Internet, employee A of the information team said, "If this kind of thing happened in the past, why would the boss come over to see how it is handled? I haven't seen anyone in the past two days."
Employee B shook his head: "It seems that he was injured. In the past two days, a lot of things have been handled by several captains and Brother Fu together."
"Hey, let me tell you something, don't tell it." Colleague A approached Colleague B and whispered, "Do you think that Brother Fu has a particularly high prestige in the upper management of our department?"
"That's because you don't know that Brother Fu has saved lives for several high-level executives." Colleague B looked around and lowered his voice, "The video on the night of Zhongyuan Festival, Brother Fu's ability, in addition to the boss of our department, I'm afraid no one will be able to fight him."
"What are you two talking about together?" Zhang Ke walked into the office and tapped them on the head with the folder, "Work hard and don't gossip."
The two smiled awkwardly. It seems that their words were heard by Brother Zhang. When did Brother Zhang's hearing become so good
"Are you two curious, why did I hear what you two said?" Zhang Ke handed the folder to the two of them, "It's not a problem for someone with a high level of cultivation to see and hear from all directions. If so, is it possible for Brother Fu to hear it?"
"Brother Zhang, we are just curious, nothing else." Colleague A looked around nervously, afraid that Fu Li would suddenly appear, "Brother Fu's cultivation base is so high, everyone is inevitably a little curious."
"The old man said, curiosity killed the cat." Zhang Ke spread his arms, lying on the shoulders of the two of them, "there is a saying that you will suffer if you don't listen to the old man, do you understand?"
The two nodded again and again, even if they didn't understand, they had to understand.
"Okay, if you have anything you don't understand about your practice, you can ask Brother Fu for advice." Zhang Ke stopped teasing, "Don't say more about other things, this document is the latest cybersecurity operation code. Take a good look at you."
Seeing that Zhang Ke did not intend to pursue further investigations, the two breathed a sigh of relief, and when they looked at the thick safety operation rules, they were somewhat morbidly happy.
Zhang Ke walked out of the office satisfied, these boys didn't know what to do if they weren't frightened. But how could Brother Fu be so bored to hear what they said? He didn't know what happened in the past two days. Not only was his salary deducted by the same amount, but he also had to run between the office and the boss's villa.
Whatever came to his mind, just as he walked up the spiral staircase, Zhang Ke saw Fu Lizheng beckoning the fruit tree to tilt his head, so that he could pick the best fruit on the top of the tree. I don't know how many years this tree has been planted in it. Although it doesn't change shape, it also has a little wisdom. Usually, anyone who picks fruit will be slapped by the vines on his body. I didn't expect Brother Fu to coax it. bow your head.
The red and beautiful fruit looks very attractive. After Fu Li came over, Zhang Ke had the cheek to ask Fu Li, but he was rejected unexpectedly.
Brother Fu, who has always been generous and generous, didn't even want to give a piece of fruit. Is it because he stayed with the boss for too long and became stingy
"I'll bring these fruits back to Zhuang Qing to eat. If you like it, I'll pick a few more for you tomorrow." Fu Li took out his phone and checked the time, "It's almost time to get off work, I'll go first."
"Brother Fu, Brother Fu." Zhang Ke quickly grabbed Fu Li's arm, "Don't go yet, I have something to ask you."
"What?" Fu Li took out his phone and glanced again.
"It will be my sect master's 150th birthday in a few days. His old man has always admired you very much. I wonder if you can show your face and have a light meal?" Zhang Ke also wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to let Fu Li in his cultivation. Open the circle of contacts in the world. In today's society, there are many friends and it is easy to walk. Just following the boss will only become the domestic version of Grandet.
"Okay." Fu Li agreed, and Zhang Ke took the opportunity to stuff the invitation into his hand.
The bus could not reach Zhuangqing's villa, so Fu Li could only get off at the intersection and walk through a street before entering the gate of the community. The doorman of the community saw him and smiled: "Mr. Fu, you are here."
"Good afternoon." Fu Li gave the guard a friendly smile and took two steps. He looked back at the guard post, stomped his feet at will, and walked towards Zhuang Qing's villa.
The attitude of the property in the high-end villas is exceptionally good, and the property managers are smiling. This attitude makes the owners willing to pay much higher property fees than other communities every month.
Hearing the knock on the door, Zhuang Qing walked quickly to the door, opened the door and said expressionlessly, "Why are you here again?"
"Isn't the fish caught the night before, not finished yet?" Fu Li took out the fruit and put it in the fruit bowl on the coffee table, "I think the fruit in the department looks good, but unfortunately no one eats it."
"Are you here to visit a patient or to eat a meal?" Zhuang Qing got angry when he said this. At noon yesterday, Fu Li said that he was going to cook, and he almost burned the kitchen, causing the fire alarm in the villa to keep calling. , attracted a bunch of properties.
"Don't be so serious." Fu Li peeled the fruit, "There is no perfect monster in the world, I'm just a little bit poor in cooking..."
"Only the cooking skills are poor?" Zhuang Qing snatched the cut fruit from his hand, took a bite from his mouth, and walked to the kitchen with a snort. I don't know what evil he has done in his past life. In this life, he has worked so hard to manage such a mess, and he finally got someone who can fight, and he doesn't worry about it.
After living for more than 4,000 years, I can't cook, I can't write well, and I spend a lot of money. There are few advantages!
Skilled in killing the fish, breaking the belly and removing the scales and armor, Zhuang Qing poured hot oil into the pot with an expressionless face, and said something to take care of him. In the end, he ate more fish and shrimp than he did, and he could shout when he played Tetris. These four Thousands of years have lived in the dog's stomach.
After frying the fish nuggets, he put the fish nuggets in front of Fu Li with a stern face: "Eat first to pad your stomach."
Back in the kitchen, Zhuang Qing frowned. Could it be that he lacks the five elements, why did he fry fish for him before the meal was ready
Are you sick
Braised fish, steamed fish, pickled fish, chopped pepper fish head.
The table was full of fish, and Fu Li consciously went into the kitchen to serve rice and took chopsticks. After the tableware was set, Fu Li suddenly remembered something, took out three jade bottles from his body, "This is for you."
The three bottles were neatly arranged on the table, Zhuang Qing lowered his eyelids: "Why did you bring this back again, didn't I tell you that I don't need to drink this?"
"This can't be broken." Fu Li pushed the bottle in front of Zhuang Qing, "Now humans are too aggressive in developing nature, and the quality of the spiritual marrow is not as good as before, so I can only aggrieve you to drink these."
Zhuang Qing looked at the spiritual essence in front of her and tried her best to look like she didn't care.
Fu Li glanced at him and pointed at the braised fish in the middle: "This fish is so fat, when did I catch such a fish?"
"Naturally I caught it." Zhuang Qing said blankly, "Don't talk while eating."
Fu Li gave Zhuang Qing a lot of face, ate most of the plate of braised fish, and started talking again: "You are so good, when the last transformation is completed, there must be many females courting you."
"The great cause has not yet been completed, what are you asking for?" Zhuang Qing looked at Fu Li out of the corner of her eye, "Or do you have this idea?"
"I think the little girl at the Yuanyue Hotel and that Fu Si are pretty good." Zhuang Qing put down his chopsticks, "Now the world of self-cultivation doesn't object to love between shemales, you can go to them."
"Not suitable." Fu Li shook his head, "Human life span is only a hundred years, so he is not a good match for me."
"According to you, if their life expectancy is suitable, you will be with them?" Zhuang Qing stood up expressionlessly, "Go wash the dishes after eating."
"I'm trying to reason with you, not to be with them." Fu Li got up and cleaned the table, "Forget it, it doesn't make sense for a minor like you."
Zhuang Qing ignored him with a cold face.
"What's more, that Fu Si has nothing to do with me at all. He was only involved in a conspiracy. I took the mirage out of his mind. From now on, I will be no different from him and a stranger." Fu Li carried the dirty bowl into the kitchen , bowed his head and washed up.
Zhuang Qing looked up at the kitchen, only to see Fu Li's back with his head lowered and wearing an apron. Listening to Fu Li humming an unknown song, Zhuang Qing went to the study and found several ancient books, which contained records of the ancient world and the world of self-cultivation.
In fact, he had read these books countless times, and the description of which kind of monster was in line with Fu Li's own characteristics. In the world of human mythology, the most widely circulated "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", the content in it is false and true, some are true and some false, but there is also no such thing as a legendary demon.
Randomly flipping a page, there is a slightly distorted picture on it, Zhuang Qing laughed at himself. The contents recorded in this book are all things that existed thousands of years ago. Fu Li is only more than 4,000 years old, and he has stayed in the mountains for all these years. How could there be any human records related to him.
Opened a yellowed ancient book, which recorded a lot of interesting folk tales, most of which are made up by the folk and have no cultural value, so except for those in his hands, they have long been lost in the human world.
This page spread out, recorded a very boring story.
During the new dynasty, a doctor came across a rabbit and came to him, spitting out people's words, and the doctor was shocked. Wake up again, is it really a dream
The new dynasty... Around the tenth year of AD, this short-lived dynasty was only a short-lived in history. There are very few records about this dynasty. How could these ghost stories have been passed down.
The stories of farmers encountering demons and scholars encountering ghosts have long been nothing new. Most of them are just made up by sour scholars, just fantasizing about having an affair.
"Zhuang Qing." Fu Li stood by the door and knocked, "Rest early, don't forget to drink the spirit, I'll go back first."
"Wait." Zhuang Qing took out his phone, "You become a prototype."
"Huh?" Fu Li was stunned, "What do you want to do?"
"Don't you think you are a magical rabbit?" Zhuang Qing said, "After I take the photo, I will check it slowly."
Fu Li turned back to the prototype awkwardly, Zhuang Qing took the phone from all angles, and put the rabbit on the table: "If you keep the rabbit shape, I can lend you the sofa in my living room tonight. "
"Forget it." Fu Li jumped off the table and turned into a humanoid: "I still prefer to sleep in bed."
Bang.
Fu Li looked at the door mercilessly closed behind him, slumped his shoulders, and sighed: "The demon in the rebellious period is really troublesome."
Zhuang Qing stood behind the window, watching Fu Li slowly walk out of the community, reaching out and pulling the curtains.
Walking to the gate of the community, Fu Li found that many people surrounded the gate, and even the police rushed to the scene.
"These scumbags who drive while drunk are really hurting others and themselves." Peng Hang took a picture of the scene and looked down at the guard stand in front of him. If the guard stand hadn't stopped him, the drunk driver would have driven his car into the guard booth.
In a luxury villa area like this, there are at least four guards on duty at each gate, and if a car slams into it, it may cost several lives.
The forensic evidence took pictures at the scene, and said to Peng Hangdao: "Peng team, judging from the tire traces on the scene, the driver did not brake."
"Bastard!" Peng Hang scolded in a low voice, "If you want to die, die yourself, don't harm others."
"Team Peng, keep your voice down, there are still onlookers around." Forensic said in a low voice, "Anyway, you can bear to go back to the bureau and then scold."
Peng Hang took two deep breaths: "How are the injured residents of the community?"
"I heard from the people in the ambulance that the victim was lucky. Before the car hit him, he fell inexplicably and just avoided the route the car hit, but there was a drag on his back, which was not serious."
"That's good." A colleague from the traffic bureau was collecting evidence next to him. The drunk driver had already been sent to the hospital. Peng Hang scratched his inch-long hair in annoyance. He turned his head and found a familiar figure in the crowd.
He hurriedly pushed through the crowd and stopped Fu Li: "Mr. Fu, do you live here?"
Migrant workers who were still moving bricks at the construction site a few months ago moved into high-end villas so quickly? This is the grand prize of the 20-note Lotto, right
"Officer Peng." Fu Li greeted Peng Hang with a smile, "I live in the company's staff dormitory. This is where the company boss lives."
Not long after I arrived at the new company, I was able to visit the boss's private residence. It seems that this Fu Li is very valued by the boss. Peng Hang didn't know why he wanted to stop Fu Li, but now he was a little embarrassed when faced with Fu Li's smile.
"Something happened here just now. Mr. Fu is walking at night, so pay attention to safety."
"Thank you." Fu Li nodded, "I will remember."
In case of crashing someone else's car, he can't afford to pay.
When he finally finished the scene, Peng Hang lay down in the car, wishing he could fall asleep immediately. He has been working more than 30 hours of overtime in a row. Suddenly, he suddenly straightened up from the chair, startling the colleague sitting next to him.
"Team Peng, what's wrong with you?"
"You see a lot of people suddenly surrounded by a certain place, and there are police officers at the scene, will you take a second look out of curiosity?"
"People are curious when they are alive. Even if they don't run over to join in the fun, why would they take a second look."
Yes, this is the normal reaction of most people. Even if they don't join in the fun, they will unconsciously take a look or two. He finally felt that something was wrong, that is, Fu Li had no interest in the scene of the car accident from beginning to end, and when talking to him, he didn't even take a second glance.
The young man from Fu Li did not seem to have such curiosity. The woman who jumped off the building, the python, the landlord, the car accident...
Peng Hang touched his arm, this Fu Li seemed to be a little evil.
People who talk too much are often easily slapped in the face.
Fu Li swore the night before that Fu Si was just a person involved in the conspiracy. The next day, when he went out to investigate the haunted scene of a university, he met Fu Si at the entrance of the stairs.
Fu Si was accompanied by a group of school leaders, Zhuang Qing and Fu Li, and the principal personally led the way.
"Mr. Zhuang." Fu Si had contacts with Zhuang Qing in the mall, and shook hands with Zhuang Qing friendly, then his eyes fell on Fu Li, and his expression was dazed for a moment: "Who is this?"
"My assistant." Zhuang Qing withdrew her hand with a very cold expression, not even introducing Fu Li's name.
"President Zhuang's assistant is very kind. I seem to have met him somewhere." Fu Si took out a business card and handed it to Fu Li, "I hope we will have the opportunity to cooperate next time."
Fu Li took the business card: "Maybe it's because I have a more popular face."
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Good-looking people are always fearless, and good-looking men who say they are popular are shameless.
"You really know how to laugh." Fu Si's eyes were very gentle. When he stared at someone, he always gave people the illusion that he was loved. Such a man is very popular with women and popular with men.
"Mr. Fu, please feel free. We still have something to do, so I won't accompany you." Zhuang Qing nodded slightly to Fu Si, with a bit of arrogance in her politeness. However, given Zhuang Qing's position in the business world, to have such an attitude is not good for others. In his eyes, it is polite and elegant.
When people's status is different, their actions have different interpretations in the eyes of other people.
"Please." Fu Si took a step to the side, he turned around and watched Zhuang Qing and Fu Li walk up the stairs, his eyes kept falling on Fu Li.
Just when Fu Li was about to disappear around the corner, he stopped and glanced down, just in line with Fu Si's eyes.
Fu Si was stunned for a moment, with a bit of confusion and strangeness in his eyes.
"Goodbye." Fu Li smiled at Fu Si and followed in Zhuang Qing's footsteps.
Fu Si opened his mouth and wanted to answer something, but suddenly his head was dizzy for a moment, and after standing up, he felt a little inexplicable.
"Don't be distracted during work hours." Zhuang Qing stood outside the rooftop door, raised his chin, "Go and open the door."
The principal took out the key and was about to step forward, but was stopped by Zhuang Qing.
"Don't move." He took the key from the principal's hand and handed it to Fu Li, "You go."
When Fu Li took the key, he added another sentence: "It's not easy to overthink things when you have something to do."
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