Seeing sour and frightened like this, Fu Li patted him on the shoulder: "Put your heart back in your belly, the scorpion is a reasonable and auspicious beast, even if he sees you, he will not attack you when he comes up. ."
"Can you say a few words before hitting?" Suan Yu looked aggrieved.
"You don't have anything else in your mind except being beaten?" Fu Li was speechless.
"And get killed." The biggest disadvantage of the acid and the cowardice is that the biggest advantage is also the cowardice. The timid monsters may not have high cultivation bases, but their lives will generally be longer. He was born to be a beast that can bring fear to humans, and he never really got along with humans and other demon cultivators. It was not until he entered the management office that he finally realized what it means to live in a group.
"You're so timid, you're too embarrassed to go out and say you're a beast?" Fu Li sighed, "If the cockroach wants to clean up you, I'll stop you, so the head office will do?"
"Thank you, boss!" Suan Yu immediately smiled, and this was what he was waiting for. The relationship between Boss Fu Li and Mr. Bong Pit must be good, otherwise the Pit Viper would not say to the outside world that he is the cousin of Boss Fu Li. Even the names in the world of the human world are taken as Fu Kong.
"It turned out to be so much, just for me to say this sentence." Fu Li suddenly realized that he had been with these people in the management office for a long time, and even the sourness became cunning.
"Boss, aren't you on vacation today?" Suan Yu looked upstairs. "Leave the two adults, the scorpion and Kunpeng, alone upstairs. Will the two of them fight and eventually demolish the house?"
"The two of them are not in the mood to fight now."
All around his house to eat snacks, he is a lot older, and he has to grab the snacks of the juniors to eat. He really doesn't look like an elder at all. The noble and stalwart scorpion-lord in the centripetal world has turned into a cloud of smoke.
Distance produces beauty, which is the best portrayal of the cockroach in the centrifugation.
"If you are afraid, go and deal with the pen fairy incident on campus with Zhang Ke and the others. Don't stay in the management office all day. You are not giving birth to a child and confinement." The management office will never go out if there is no major event, but it makes some money by live-streaming food on the Internet.
"These small cases don't need me. What am I going to do?" Suan Yu shook his head again and again, "I still won't go."
Fu Li stared at him for a few seconds, Suan Yu reached out and rubbed the corner of his clothes, his eyes flickering and dodging.
"Actually, you don't have to worry about bringing nightmares or fears to mankind. After you joined the management office, did you bring fear to anyone?"
Sour and serious recall, then shook his head.
"Did you bring fear to the netizens watching your live broadcast?"
Sour and thinking of the messages from netizens, most of them are that the broadcasters are happy to eat, and they are satisfied when they see the broadcasters eating. He also received a huge reward yesterday, because a netizen had a slight anorexia, but after watching his live broadcast, he became interested in food, and the anorexia was cured without medicine.
Not only did he not bring fear to mankind, but he also brought joy to mankind because he could eat it.
But today's human beings are also quite inexplicable. They can watch others eat with relish. I don't know if they are bored or because they have too little knowledge.
"When you don't want to bring fear to others, your body will follow your heart." Fu Li looked at Suan Yu with a smile, "Don't you understand?"
Suan Yu looked at Fu Li blankly, as if he understood something, but at the same time he didn't seem to understand.
In the past, he relied on this innate skill to frighten little demons and humans, so that he could be enshrined, so he never thought that these demons or people would not be fearful. Now that he came to the management office, although he disliked the cultivation of these juniors, but when everyone was gossiping and having fun together, he would always join in the fun.
This is the typical mouth does not admit, but the body is very honest.
"Think slowly, I'm going to your immediate boss."
Isn't his immediate boss Zhuang Qing
Looking at the back of Fu Li hurriedly leaving, Suan Yu's expression was a little subtle.
Those rumors on the Internet... are they all true? Sour Yu felt that his view of demon life seemed to be challenged.
Go downstairs and let the three-headed brothers pick two fruits for him, and then Fu Li went to Zhuang Qing's office slowly.
Seeing him coming, Zhuang Qing raised her head: "Is something wrong?"
"I'm bored, I'll talk to you for a while." Fu Li threw him a pearl and jade fruit and sat down on the chair, "I have something in my heart, I can't figure it out, and I don't know who to talk to."
Reaching out to catch the pearl and jade fruit thrown by Fu Li, he tapped the next line in the work network group with one hand, "I have something to do here, this work will be discussed at the meeting." After exiting the chat software, Zhuang Qing raised his chin: "What? What? Say it."
"It's the matter of the scorpion." Fu Li secretly glanced at Zhuang Qing's expression, "I think this is a bit strange."
"Huh?" Zhuang Qing put down the pearl and jade fruit, put both hands on the table, and looked at Fu Li with relief: "Go on."
I finally know how to use my brain.
"Those people saved by the scorpion are just ordinary people with no knowledge. How could they meet the masters, and the masters deliberately offered them advice?" Fu Li said with a serious expression, "This is against the Tao of Heaven. It is impossible for the person who has the idea to not know, isn't he afraid of being punished by heaven?"
"So what's your conclusion?" Zhuang Qing asked.
"You said that this person is a friend of the scorpion, and deliberately let the new head of all spirits do this?" Fu Li thought about it for a long time, and felt that this was not a coincidence, but a premeditated one. matter. The scorpion was really alive, but the price was the lives of more than 200 human beings.
He only dared to hide this kind of speculation in his heart, and did not dare to presume it in front of other people, for fear that these juniors would not be able to hide their words, and they would make him even more sad when they spread it to the ears of the scorpion.
Zhuang Qing sighed: "If you are a friend, how could you come up with such an idea?"
Fu Li was still raised too naively, not knowing that there are many complicated situations and reasons in this world: "If he is really a friend of the cockroach, it would be impossible to make such a poisonous plan. The cockroach is a lucky beast because it is too powerful. Not to be tolerated in the world, after his death, the best way is indeed to bury him in water, but it is not the river, but the sea, let alone stone statues and chains to bind him."
"I have been to the imperial secret library during the Kaihuang period of the Sui Dynasty, and I have read all the records of ghosts in the Qin and Han dynasties. One of the wild records said that there is a kind of evil magic technique to summon all the grievances in the world and make evil ghosts. The body and the bones of the great demon can attract all evil in the world." Seeing Fu Li's serious expression, Zhuang Qing softened his tone again. Although I want him to increase his knowledge, I don't want to scare him stupid. I'm already stupid enough. If I continue to be scared, I'm afraid my IQ will be useless.
"This is just a wild record. It is not necessarily written by a person or a demon, so there is no authenticity. It's just that what happened to the scorpion is somewhat similar to the description in the wild record."
"No, there are still some differences." Fu Li shook his head and said, "Those people really want the cockroach to come alive, and the cockroach still has a trace of goodness in its instincts, so it was the cockroach that survived in the end. , not a madman."
His face was very pale, "What if it is an evil spirit who wakes up?"
Gathering the grievances of the world, when he comes into the world, is it that Heaven cannot tolerate it, or does it harm the common people first
Destroying the sky and destroying the earth and hurting life, what is the benefit of doing such a thing
"Don't think so much, isn't it okay now?" Zhuang Qing handed the pearl jade fruit to Fu Li again, "Take it."
"Why, you didn't eat it?" Fu Li took the fruit in confusion.
"Take it and wash it." Zhuang Qing said, "I have a mental cleanliness addiction, and I can't eat it without washing it."
"Don't we have a dust barrier here?" Fu Li looked at Zhuang Qing helplessly, reminding himself that this was his savior, he was a great favor to himself, and he couldn't complain. So I can only roll my eyes inwardly, get up and go to the bathroom to wash the fruit.
"Wait, I'd like to have another coffee, thanks."
What's wrong with eating fruit and drinking coffee? The white eyes in Fu's centrifugal heart are about to roll into the sky.
Zhuang Qing nodded with satisfaction, that's fine, find something for him to do, so as not to think wildly.
Walking outside the door of the tea room, Fu Li heard Chao Yun and Xu Yuan laughing and laughing inside, with some kind of uncontrollable excitement, and said something like a cockroach.
Fu Li instantly understood that in this age of male sex consumption, it's good for girls to have the freedom to appreciate men. He reached out and knocked on the door, reminding the two of his existence, then took out a pack of instant coffee from the drawer next to him, poured it into the cup, and threw a few toffee, ready to take the water.
Seeing his simple and rude way of making coffee, Xu Yuan hurriedly stopped him: "Brother Fu, don't you like coffee?"
"Well, I made it for Zhuang Qing." Fu Li opened the tap and filled the cup with water.
But the boss doesn't like coffee either
When Xu Yuan was about to speak, Chao Yun pulled her, and she swallowed her words again.
After Fu Li went out with coffee, Chao Yun whispered, "The friendship between men is sometimes full of mystery."
"Friendship?" Xu Yuan was full of doubts about this statement.
"Otherwise, what do you think it is?" Chao Yun squinted at her, and she didn't dare to say anything else.
"Of course it is the purest and greatest friendship in the world." Xu Yuan did not dare.
Zhuang Qing dipped the coffee Fu Li brewed on his lips and put it aside, but the pearl jade fruit was nibbling cleanly. After Fu Li watched him nibble the fruit cleanly, he remembered that he forgot to wash the pearl jade fruit just now while thinking about making coffee.
Everything has already entered his stomach, he... let's not talk about it.
"Are you going to sit in my office all afternoon?" Zhuang Qing wiped her hands and saw that Fu Lilai was staying in the office, "Didn't you go out with Kunpeng?"
In the past, when there were holidays, when did Fu Li not take Kunpeng out to eat and drink? Since the rich second generation named Zhou Chang gave him millions of thanks, Fu Li's frequency of going out to eat has increased, and with the gluttonous Kunpeng as his companion, Zhuang Qing is really worried that it will not be long before Fu Li. Go bankrupt and be poor.
"Kunpeng and the scorpion are quarreling." Fu Li lay on the sofa and sighed, "The old demon cultivator is arguing, and he doesn't make any sense, and he even grabs me to eat melon seeds."
"The two of them bullied you?" Zhuang Qing frowned.
These two old monsters, eat Fuli and drink Fuli, and bully him, shameless? !
The author has something to say: Zhuang Qing: Roll up your sleeves!