"Are you fucking crazy." Crested ibis frowned, "Do you know how many years of imprisonment will be imposed for eating a national treasure-level protected animal?"
When the man in the suit heard this, he laughed instead: "I heard that the demon cultivators in your country are well protected, but I didn't expect it to be so naive. Since I dare to eat you, why am I still afraid of wildlife protection laws? "
"Are you a demon from abroad?" The crested ibis was alert and took a few steps back to the river.
Obviously, the man in the suit knew the truth that "the villain dies by talking too much". He ignored the crested ibis's words at all, and suddenly opened his arms and rushed towards the crested ibis like a predator. The bloodthirsty aura on the other side reminded Crested Ibis of the terrifying experience of being almost caught by an eagle before he changed shape. Although he avoided a blow in a hurry, his face was pale.
"I heard that crested ibis are highly respected in your country. Birds with human beliefs must have delicious blood." The man in the suit did not get angry when he saw the crested ibis dodging a blow. Instead, he took off his suit jacket. Prey, it will also improve the taste.”
The crested ibis remembered the two demon cultivators who had been drained of blood before. Although their cultivation was not high, one was a flower demon whose body was a short-lived flower, and the other was a half-human half-fish half-blood demon, which seemed to be mixed with the blood of a koi.
Humans are very strange creatures. They no longer believe in ghosts and gods in their hearts, but they believe that seeing epiphyllum in full bloom will bring them good luck, and raising koi at home will definitely bring them a lot of money.
Part of the reason why this foreign monster ate them was because of their low cultivation, and perhaps the bigger reason was because of the special significance of their original form.
"What are you doing here?" Two sturdy men, still wearing short-sleeved sportswear in autumn, ran up from the river embankment. Seeing the tense atmosphere between the crested ibis and the man in the suit, the man with the gray short-sleeve put his neck on his neck. His sweat-absorbent towel wiped his face, "We are a civilized city, and fighting is not allowed." He rolled up his sleeves, revealing his tattooed, muscular arms, trying to scare the two away.
"Two humans?" The man in the suit frowned, his blue eyes swept over the sweat on the two muscular men, showing disgust. This kind of middle-aged male human who is prone to sweating and sunburnt is his most beautiful. Hate ingredients, their blood stinks.
"Go away, don't meddle in your own business." A red light flashed in the eyes of the man in the suit.
"Hey, do you know which way our brothers are on?" The gray short-sleeved man suddenly became unhappy. He took off his shirt, clenched his fists, and showed off his strength with his chest muscles shaking. The other one took the opportunity to pull out his phone and call the police.
"Stupid." The man in the suit grabbed, and the two muscular men seemed to have an invisible rope on them, dragging them to the man in the suit.
"I don't like others interrupting my hobby of eating." The man in the suit glanced at the two of them disdainfully, turned to look at the crested ibis, stretched out his arms, and pinched the crested ibis' neck very easily.
"You monsters in the eastern land are really incompetent. It is easier to destroy you than to bask in the sun." Although the man in the suit was handsome, his movements were not elegant at all. He grabbed the crested ibis' hair, He grabbed the crested ibis by the shoulders and was about to bite off his neck.
Then in the next second, he was kicked and flew out by a force.
The two muscular men watched the man in suits who was pretending to be forced to be suddenly kicked into the air, and the height of the flight was more than seven or eight meters. They opened their mouths unconsciously.
This is the shooting scene of a low-cost martial arts drama. How could someone kick an adult man so high and so far with one kick? This is terrible. They looked at the young man who suddenly appeared, with a shaky outlook on life.
The crested ibis, who thought he was dead, looked at the demon who suddenly appeared beside him, opened his mouth and coughed a few times, but couldn't say a word.
"Guests come from afar, and hospitality is our way of hospitality. But there is a saying that guests do what they want. In our eastern land, this kind of monster-eating behavior is not allowed." Fu Li picked up the crested ibis behind him and put him Throw it aside, "Your honored guest violated the laws of our management office, please come with me."
"What are you?" Riel is a noble-born prince of blood. He has lived for thousands of years. He can even be afraid of sunlight and silver products, and has a lot of wealth beyond human imagination.
Fu Li saw through Riel's real body, but it was a hybrid of a bat and a human. He didn't follow his feet well, and his cultivation was not very advanced, so he didn't quite understand why this foreign demon cultivator was so arrogant. Could it be that after bullying a few demons from the demon world, he felt invincible in the world
"If the guests don't cooperate with the investigation, I can only be rude." Fu Li stretched out one hand and put the other behind his back, "You have killed two lives in my cultivation world, and you are trying to harm our national treasure. Class-protected animals not only violate the laws and regulations of the cultivation world, but also violate the laws of the human world, and they resist arrest, which is of a very bad nature."
Seeing that the two muscular men pretended to force the man in a suit to fall from such a high place, nothing happened, and they felt that something was very wrong today. Although they usually like to brag and kick anyone who doesn't listen to anything, it's still scary to see the real "kick".
When they heard about the realm of self-cultivation and the human world, they felt as if they had accidentally touched the edge of a mysterious world.
"Hmph, just because you want to catch me back?" Riel sneered disdainfully, "It's ridiculous, you don't even have a cultivation base, you still want to catch me?"
The crested ibis, who was carried to the side and stood aside, scolded an idiot when he heard this. Does Fu Li have a cultivation base? If you say this, the whole cultivation world will laugh. Now who doesn't know, this rabbit spirit looks gentle and harmless, but it has infinite mana when it beats a monster. In the whole cultivation world, no one wants to offend this uncle.
Soon Riel paid the price for his ignorance, and he was slapped into the water.
Do not!
He hates water!
Riel stepped on the water and wanted to float, but as soon as he flew out of his body, he was stepped back into the water by Fu Li.
"Boss." The gray short-sleeved muscular man rubbed his eyes, "Just now, how did that person get to the water?"
The black short-sleeved muscular man sat upright, his expression lost because he was too shocked: "Ah, fly over."
How can a man fly? This is impossible!
The gray-sleeved muscular man roared in his heart, but he just twitched the muscles on his face and looked up at the sun in the sky, "I'm probably dreaming."
The muscular man with black sleeves said with a stern face: "You should think about when we will be silenced."
These people are so powerful, they certainly don't want people to find out what's special about them. The two of them discovered that there are superpowers in this world, and the final fate may only be silenced.
The two burly men made up a series of superpower movies, and finally came to the conclusion that the cannon fodder who discovered the secret too early would not survive. The two looked at each other and saw a bit of despair in each other's eyes.
They haven't had time to take a muscle photo to show off in the circle of friends, they don't want to die.
Riel was exhausted physically and mentally by Fu Li, and finally turned into a gray-black bat the size of a palm, struggling in the water. Fu Li stepped on the water and turned to look at the crested ibis, "Come here."
"What are you doing?" Although the crested ibis was stubborn, it still walked over obediently on the surface of the water.
"Catch this bat and go back to the management office with me."
"Why don't you catch it?" The crested ibis bent over to pick up the bat from the water, shook it vigorously on its hands, and swept the water off its body, then took out a rope and prepared to tie it into a ball.
"Bats like to hide in dark caves, and they don't like to take a bath. Who knows how many harmful bacteria there are." Fu Li's disgusting attitude is obvious, "It's not appropriate for me to do this kind of thing."
Crested ibis tying bats:…
He is a national treasure, is it appropriate for him to do such a thing
Calmness, calmness, life-saving grace, the fountain repays each other, can't be angry, can't be angry.
"I think you both have wings, so you might have a common topic." Fu Li was persuaded by the reason he made up, "So it would be more appropriate to leave it to you."
The crested ibis couldn't bear it any longer: "I am a national treasure."
"I have finished my junior high school textbooks a long time ago, and I know you are a national treasure." Fu Li kicked the bat bound by the crested ibis with his toes, "The pattern of this thing used to be a symbol of good fortune and auspiciousness, but now it's still running. Blood-sucking is really getting more and more depraved, and I don't make progress at all."
He walked to the shore and came to the two muscular men.
"You must be wondering why we fly, right?"
The two muscular men nodded.
"But I can't tell you." Fu Li tilted his head and patted each of them on the forehead. "Continue to exercise. Forget this kind of bizarre and unscientific incident."
A few minutes later, the two muscular men stood up from the stone steps, spit that they had to take a break from running, and continued to trot away into the distance.
Inside the management office, the departure of the crested ibis did not attract other people's attention, and the spider demon also made a good relationship with the surrounding demons because of this incident. Whether in the demon world or the human world, "same hatred" is always a good way to draw closer friendship.
The spider demon talked about how sad he was in prison and how unsuitable he was to the rapid development of mankind after he came out, which aroused the sympathy of many demon cultivators.
"But the blood-sucking monster outside hasn't been caught, in case the crested ibis runs out and something happens..." The speaker was a very young Hibiscus flower monster. She looked sweet and her heart was as soft as her appearance.
"The crested ibis have lived for hundreds of years, how could they be killed so easily." Another demon said impatiently, "He will come back by himself in a while."
"Hey, I really came back by myself."
"Where?"
"Why is he with the people in the management office?"
"Is it hugging the thigh of the management office?"
Everyone was gossiping about the crested ibis, but the spider demon lowered its head and nibbled at the jerky, not saying a word, only sneaking a few glances at the floor where the office of the management office was located from time to time.
Fu Li took the crested ibis into the office that received Yao Xiu before calling Zhuang Qing.
Zhuang Qing and a group of colleagues were circling suspicious areas on the projector, when halfway through, the phone rang. Other colleagues glanced at Zhuang Qing's mobile phone, but did not speak. Zhuang Qing saw the caller ID clearly, hesitated for three seconds, and picked up the phone.
"Fu Li, what's wrong?" He remembered the sleepy appearance of Fu Li, and was a little worried.
"What are you doing, no one answered the internal call." Fu Li took two cups of tea and handed a cup to Crested Ibis. The crested ibis, who was still stubborn just now, entered the office area and was so honest that it didn't look like a crested ibis, but more like a quail.
After Fu Li handed him the tea, he only dared to take it with both hands, holding it to his mouth and sipping it.
"Catch what?" Fu Li heard serious business in the department, "What happened?"
"What, vampire?" Fu Li glanced at the bat that was tied into a ball on the table and put into a plastic takeaway bowl, "I just caught a bat outside and came back, this is a bat that looks like an alien hybrid species. , I wanted to drink the blood of our bird world national treasure, but I caught him and beat him up."
"You caught it?" Zhuang Qing raised his voice a few times, "I'll come right over."
"Boss, what happened?" Seeing Zhuang Qing's strange expression, Chu Yu thought that something had happened to Fu Li, and there was a bit of anxiety on his face.
"Fu Li called and said that he caught a blood-sucking bat outside." Zhuang Qing looked at the city plan on the projector, put down the laser pointer in his hand, and walked outside.
When the others saw it, they all followed.
The crested ibis didn't drink a few sips of tea when he heard a series of footsteps outside, looked back and saw the man at the head, he didn't dare to drink the tea, he jumped up from the chair in the blink of an eye and shrank to the side.
Noticing the crested ibis's action, Fu Li couldn't help but glance at him.
Zhuang Qing saw Fu Li Youzai Youzai sitting at the table, strode in, and the first sentence she said was: "Are you still sleepy?"
Fu Li was stunned for a moment, then shook his head blankly.
The expressions of the people behind Zhuang Qing were a little weird. It was very strange that Brother Fu didn't come here immediately after such a big incident happened today. Now the boss is specifically asking if Brother Fu is sleepy...
I always feel that I accidentally think of more complicated aspects.
"You are all here." It stands to reason that today is still a holiday, but all the senior employees of the department were present, indicating that things were not as easy as Zhuang Qing said. He turned his eyes to Chu Yu, "What's going on, tell me."
"Two demon cultivators have been killed in the last two days, you should know about this."
Fu Li nodded: "I have already received the news from you before." He only knew that two demon cultivators who were not high in cultivation were killed, and what their bodies were and what their cultivation was, but there were photos of the murder scene. , but did not see a single one. Zhuang Qing also told him before that there is nothing too big, but looking at everyone's attitude, it seems that it is not a small matter.
"The murder of the two demon cultivators is very terrifying, which has caused panic among many demon cultivators. Now many demon cultivators are temporarily living in our management office." Chu Yu said, "But it's not a problem to live here all the time. The longer this kind of thing is delayed, the more unfavorable it is, how do you know that when we are making an arrest plan, you have captured the suspect, and do not know where the suspect is being held?"
Fu Li pointed to the transparent plastic packaging box on the table.
Chu Yu looked down, this looks like a ball of wool? He took a closer look and found that a paw was exposed in the ball of thread: "This is..."
"The hybrid of human and bat demon." Seeing that Chu Yu was about to open the takeaway box, Fu Li quickly picked up his teacup and stood farther away, he was afraid that the dust from the bat would fly into his teacup.
Riel, who was tied into a group, struggled unwillingly. What a mixed blood crystallization of human and bat demon, he is a prince, a noble blood prince.
"Bat demon?" Chu Yu picked up the thread, pulled Riel out, and sniffed: "He does smell of blood, as well as the smell of ephemera and koi, the blood of those two demon cultivators is the He sucked it dry."
Fu Li thought for a while, and then added: "Can the demons outside speak fluent oriental language?"
"No." Zhuang Qing pointed at Chu Yu, "Take this dirty thing away."
Chu Yu took a few steps back to the door, Fu Li held the teacup and sat back to his original position. Zhuang Qing walked up to him, dragged a chair and sat down, "Fortunately, you caught him, otherwise everyone would not be at ease."
"It's also a coincidence. If it wasn't for the crested ibis' wallet, I would chase after him to return the wallet, and I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to catch him." Speaking of this, Fu Li remembered that the crested ibis' wallet was still with him, and he took out the wallet and put it there. Looking around, I found the crested ibis standing in the corner, "Your wallet, count the things to see if you have any."
"No, no." Crested Ibis leaned sideways to get the wallet. For him, as long as he could stay one millimeter away from Zhuang Qing, he would never give up such a good opportunity. Putting the wallet in his pocket, he thanked him and hurried out.
"He seems to be afraid of you, you have beaten him before?" Fu Li felt a little strange, the two creatures, crested ibis and dragons, should not have much intersection.
"I'm not familiar with him." Zhuang Qing touched the teacup in Fu Li's hand, "The tea is not too hot, I'll get you some water again."
"Thank you." At Zhuang Qing's house, Fu Li asked Zhuang Qing to help him serve the meal, so Zhuang Qing said he wanted to help him get water to make tea. He didn't think much about it and handed the cup directly to Zhuang Qing.
When Zhuang Qing went to pick up the water, Fu Li found that everyone was looking at him with a very strange look.
"What's wrong?" Fu Li looked at Chu Yu puzzled, Chu Yu shook his head, "It's okay."
"Why do I think your eyes are very strange." Fu Li thought for a while, then took out a bunch of snacks from the Qiankun bag and put them on the table, "Working overtime and getting hungry?"
All the employees: "Haha."
The laughter was awkward and unsmiling.
Zhuang Qing came back after picking up the water and frowned when he saw Fu Li surrounded by a group of people, "Is there nothing to do?"
"Have such a big incident happened, are the report materials ready? Has the pacification work in the cultivation world been arranged? Have the follow-up security issues been followed up? Have the suspect's confession been recorded yet?" Zhuang Qing put the cup down. In front of Fu Li, "Don't be around here, just do what you need to do."
The crowd scattered, Chu Yu was carrying the bat in the packing box, and when he was passing by the balcony corridor on the second floor, he heard a few demon cultivators gather together, saying that the crested ibis hugged Brother Fu's thigh or something.
He smiled and was about to go to the interrogation room when he heard a shrill voice of a demon cultivator saying, "Maybe that crested ibis is trying to seduce fellow Daoist Fu because of his good looks."
Chu Yu stopped and looked at the talking demon cultivator downstairs.
Not far behind him, Zhuang Qing, who had just walked out of the demon cultivator's reception room, also happened to hear this. His expression was very indifferent, and the corners of his lips pursed slightly.
The author has something to say: Eat melon demon repair: Crested ibis, that scheming bird, must be trying to seduce fellow Taoist Fuli.
Zhuang Xiaolong: Roll your eggs one hundred and eighty laps.