"Are you afraid of snakes?" Fu Li glanced down at the hand that was stretched out in front of him, and reluctantly reached out to hold it.
Fu Li's hands were clean, soft and warm, and Zhuang Qing walked side by side with him, nodding with a stern face: "Yes."
"Aren't you a dragon?" Compared with other animal museums, there are very few tourists in the snake museum. When Fu Li asked this sentence, it did not attract other people's attention: "Dragon and snake look alike, if you are afraid of snakes , Dare to look at your original form?"
"Have you forgotten that the blood of the other half of my body comes from humans?" Zhuang Qing said in a serious science, "Humans' fear of dangerous animals is engraved in their genes, even after so many years of evolution, this is engraved in their genes. The horror of snakes will also pop up subconsciously. When human tools were not developed, many human beings may have died under the fangs of snakes, so human beings have a natural fear of snakes. Sometimes I am also very distressed. As a half-dragon, but afraid of snakes, will you laugh at me?"
"How come, am I such a monster?" Fu Li stopped and patted Zhuang Qing's shoulder with his other hand, "It's okay, I don't like naked creatures either, you are half human. , there is that what..."
"Gene memory."
"Yes, with genetic memory, it's normal to be afraid. It's hard to go against your nature, and you won't lose the demon."
"thanks."
"You're welcome, who are we with whom?" Fu Li clenched Zhuang Qing's hand, "Don't worry, don't be afraid."
Looking at the place where the palms were clasped, Zhuang Qing showed a light smile on his face. Even the faint smell of snakes in the snake pavilion did not affect his good mood.
In the middle of the Snake Museum, She Weilong was wearing a breeder's safety suit and proudly looked at the snakes in the park through the glass. The cameraman who followed him found that She Weilong was really not afraid of snakes, but when the snakes saw She Weilong, they raised their heads and seemed to welcome him.
She Weilong proudly said to the camera: "If you see it, maybe I was the King of Snakes in my last life."
His next challenge is to get past the three giant pythons and get the innermost sponsorship package. As long as the sponsorship package is successfully obtained, the sponsor will donate an additional 200,000 yuan to the poor primary school.
The staff opened the breeder's passage, and while introducing She Weilong to the snakes in these areas, these snakes are several levels of protected animals, while leading him to the breeding area.
The cameraman who followed him watched She Weilong stride over a large python without changing his expression, with fine sweat on his forehead. Seeing such a big snake, he felt guilty when he looked at it, but he didn't expect She Weilong to be so courageous.
"The innermost is Da Hei. He was sent to our zoo only after he was rescued by the Forestry Bureau. This snake has a very docile temper. Not long ago, he had a friendly exchange with zoos in other provinces, so don't be afraid later." The officer took out a piece of paper from his jacket pocket, "Your task today is to feed Da Hei a meal, touch his head three times, and you can successfully get the sponsorship package."
She Weilong thought to himself, it's just feeding snakes. The snakes that he can feed by himself are simply a blessing that has been cultivated for hundreds of years. He took the feeding bucket, grabbed the meat with the feeding tongs, and went inside.
Worrying about the accident of the big star, although the snakes specially arranged here are docile, the program team has arranged several professional rescuers. If something really happens, they can't afford to pay.
Fortunately, there were no surprises along the way. When I walked to the back, I saw the big black python lying lazily on the ground. It was probably because the life of the zoo was very nourishing, and he seemed to be somewhat comfortable in the camera.
Hearing human footsteps, the big black python looked up and spat out a snake letter.
In the eyes of humans, this is just the reaction of the snakes after being disturbed, but She Weilong was like being struck by lightning at the moment. Is this a snake? Whether the people in the zoo are blind, this is obviously a python, and if they get the chance, they can turn into a dragon.
"Hey, little fart snake!"
The black python sneered disdainfully and curled up.
She Weilong swallowed his saliva and said in snake language, "Senior, this junior has a task at hand, please do me a favor."
"Bah!" The black python buried his head.
"Big brother, big brother, this meat is very good, just eat a few bites and give me some face?" She Weilong handed the meat to the black python, his hands shaking.
In the program team's view, She Weilong was imitating the hissing sound of snakes, with the intention of achieving "friendly communication". This kind of behavior is the same as when a human sees a cat, he can't help but meow along with him.
But everyone knows that humans are not gifted to learn the languages of other animals.
So that black python was very disrespectful to She Weilong, twisted its head and swam to another corner, no matter how much She Weilong hissed, it was useless.
Seeing the black python who was so unwilling to cooperate, She Weilong almost wanted to kneel to him. He knew that there was a real snake ancestor here, how could he dare to call himself the snake ancestor? No wonder the two snakes outside were obediently staying outside. It turns out that there are real bosses here.
"It's okay if you want me to cooperate with you. You have to help me with one thing." Under She Weilong's bitter pleading, the black python finally let go.
"What kind of wine and food do you need, even if you say that this junior will satisfy you." Although She Weilong was afraid of such a powerful senior, he also had doubts in his heart, why should such a powerful monster stay in a poor place like a zoo, like him Be a big star outside, more scenery.
"I'm a demon who cares about wine and food?" The black python was very displeased with She Weilong, and his cultivation was not good enough. It's just that he was banned by that abominable demon, and he was unable to use his mana when he was free to cultivate, so he could only let this little demon run errands.
"I want you to help me kill someone." Hei Python sneered, "You help me kill a security guard at the Yuanyue Hotel. When I come out, I will definitely give you the best cultivation method, so that it is not a dream for you to become a dragon."
She Weilong felt that this senior not only had a problem with his behavior, but also his brain was not very good. Now in a society ruled by law, it would be unfortunate to kill anyone casually. He didn't dare to provoke the uncles in the management office.
"Senior, I just want to play a game with you, why is it involved in killing people?" She Weilong wanted to say, are you mentally ill? But he dared not.
"I don't want to practice the exercises anymore?"
"It's good to be a Jiao Jiao, but I think it's good to be a big star." She Weilong said, "When a hundred years pass, I will change my appearance again, and I can come out and join the entertainment industry. It's also very interesting."
Hei Python didn't expect the junior snake repairer to be so unsatisfactory, so angry that he wanted to slap his tail, but when he saw the zoo's keeper was there, he could only pretend to fall asleep angrily. I don't know what the abominable demon did on him. As long as he did something excessive, there would be severe pain all over his body, forcing him to give in.
Seeing that the black python was actually asleep, the program team had to change the rules of the game and let him take away the sponsorship package after interacting with the two pythons outside. She Weilong held the sponsorship package and looked back at the lazy black python. He felt that he was really a good snake who could not be prostituted by the rich and the rich, and the poor and the lowly could not be moved. In order not to kill people, he even gave up the advanced cultivation method.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was tall. She Weilong happily walked out of the breeding passage, turned his head and walked a few steps towards the tourist viewing area. He met the two of them head-on, and was so frightened that he even threw the sponsorship package in his hand to the ground.
Why? !
Why did he meet these two uncles again? Could it be that they knew the content of his conversation with the black python, and they thought he was going to join forces with the black python? She Weilong wanted to grab Fu Li and Zhuang Qing's hands and shake them violently. It's really not like this, you have to listen to my explanation.
But the burden of idols cannot be lost. As a dedicated idol artist, he cannot allow himself to be imperfect in front of the camera.
She Weilong, hold on, you can do it. Legs should not be soft, let alone reveal their original shape!
"Your stuff." Fu Li bent over to pick up the sponsorship bag, and Zhuang Qing, who was holding hands with him, was taken a step forward by his action. He nodded to She Weilong, "Hello."
"Hello, hello." She Weilong hurriedly took the sponsorship package from Fu Li, "Thank you, Fu Li... sir." He almost blurted out the word Daojun.
"You're welcome." Fu Li noticed the cameraman behind him, pulled Zhuangqing, and motioned the two of them to leave quickly, so as not to delay each other's filming. Zhuang Qing looked at She Weilong who was nervous, and followed Fu Li away wordlessly.
The cameraman turned off the camera and whispered to She Weilong, "Mr. She, these two are your friends? Do you want to cut off their footage?"
She Weilong recovered from his panic: "Cut it off?"
"Yeah, these two are a couple. Although I respect this kind of relationship now, there are inevitably people who are more extreme. It may be bad for them to broadcast." , but if something big happens, it will also affect their reputation.
She Weilong suddenly turned back to look at the direction Fu Li and Zhuang Qing were leaving, and found that the hands of the two were... holding together.
hold together
She Weilong was dumbfounded. Could it be that these two... are a couple? He remembered that Daojun Fuli is a rabbit, and the difference between a rabbit and a dragon is too big, right? No wonder Long Jun spent 1 million to shoot a broken wood carving last night, it must be because of the dragon and rabbit on it.
Unexpectedly, Zhuang Qinglong, the director of Tangtang's management department, even had an office romance.
Although Zhuang Qing's pace was very slow, the two finally walked out of the snake hall. He looked at his hand that was released by Fu Li, and said casually, "Let's go."
"Two handsome guys, do you want to buy panda ear hair ties?" The little girl at the sales booth greeted them warmly, "It's very cheap, 20 yuan a pair and 30 yuan a pair. Many tourists bought them today, so you are here too. One."
Twenty yuan one, thirty yuan can buy two, it seems to make ten yuan. Without hesitation, Fu Li took out 30 yuan and bought two panda ear hair rings.
"Here you are." Fu Li put one on for himself, took out his mobile phone, and took a beautiful photo with the front camera. The fluffy creature's ears are beautiful. After looking in the mirror, he handed the remaining one to Zhuang Qing.
"What?" Zhuang Qing was unmoved, how could a dignified seven-footed man wear such a thing.
"We want to integrate into the life of the masses, you can see that many people are wearing them." Fu Li pointed to the surroundings. There were indeed many tourists who came and went wearing panda hats or panda ears, "We have to come from the masses. , go to the masses. Wearing this is called going deep into the masses."
This kind of crooked reasoning could not impress Zhuang Qing. Just as he was about to refuse again, Fu Li stretched out his hand and put the hair tie on his head, then reached out and grabbed his hand: "Let's wear it together, don't take it off."
The corners of Zhuang Qing's lips moved, looking at the smiling Fu Li: "Let go."
"You promise to let me go if you don't take it off."
Staring at Fu Li for a few seconds, Zhuang Qing said helplessly: "If you let go, I won't take it."
"It would be better if it was earlier." Fu Li let go of his hand and adjusted the angle of the cat ears on Zhuang Qing's head, "You are obviously younger than me, how do you live your life so old-fashioned? Humans have invented so many interesting things. Son, don't you feel bad if you don't experience them one by one?"
When Zhuang Qing saw Fu Li talking, the panda ears on his head dangled. In order to increase the cuteness of the panda ears, springs are installed under the ears. As long as the head shakes slightly, the panda ears will sway back and forth. He thought in a trance that if it were replaced with rabbit ears, it would definitely be cuter.
He tilted his head uncomfortably, followed behind Fu Li, and walked forward slowly.
Not far from the two of them, some little girls have long been attracted by their looks. When they saw Fu Li wearing a panda ear hair ring for Zhuang Qing, they almost couldn't help screaming.
"The two just now were Dong Zhuang and his assistant Fu, right?"
"It's them, I swear by the video from the computer."
"I didn't expect that the interaction between the two men would make the girl's heart skip a beat. But Assistant Fu and Dong Zhuang are really handsome, and Dong Zhuang didn't want to wear cat ears, but he had to compromise because he spoiled Assistant Fu. Expressions are really the textbook version of the perfect lover."
"Why don't we follow along and have a look?"
"Don't, the two of them have a good date. We ran to watch, how annoying."
"Yes, yes, be a cute onlooker girl, disturbing people's love, you will be struck by lightning."
The zoo is so big that there are chairs for tourists to rest between the parks. Fu Li and Zhuang Qing picked a chair and sat down. All around were people drinking water and eating snacks. gregarious.
A bear boy threw the vomited grape skins on the ground and was criticized by his tougher mother. Fu Li thought that the child would cry, but unexpectedly, under his mother's powerful eyes, he sniffed his nose and pouted his little ass, picked up the grape skin, and then acted like a coquette on his mother's body like a twist. .
"You wait here." Zhuang Qing suddenly stood up and said to Fu Li, "Sit down and don't walk around."
Fu Li: …
"You sit here and don't move, Mommy goes to throw the garbage." The bear child's mother wiped the bear child's head, got up and walked to the trash can three meters away to throw the grape skins.
The bear boy sat obediently, but his chubby paws stretched out to another bag of snacks.
Fu Li inexplicably felt that what Zhuang Qing told him just now was very similar to what the bear child's mother said.
The bear boy unpacked a package of snacks, put two pieces in his mouth, turned his head to see Fu Li looking at him, hurriedly twisted his butt, and hid the snack bag.
Give it up, evil stranger, I won't share snacks with you.
When the woman came back from throwing the snack bag, the bear boy hurriedly picked the largest piece from the bag: "Mom, here it is."
Mom smiled and ate the snack.
Fu Li noticed that the bear boy accidentally dropped a biscuit on the ground, and then picked it up obediently and put it in the garbage bag next to it.
It seems that this bear child is not very bear.
"stop looking."
A large bag of snacks covered Fu Li's sight, and in the next second, it was put into Fu Li's arms.
He looked down at the contents of the bag. There were cola juice, various potato chips and biscuits, and even a box of imported red grapes wrapped in plastic wrap. He opened a bag of potato chips and put it between the two of them: "How do you buy these?"
Zhuang Qing didn't like to eat potato chips, so he took out a can of drink from his pocket, opened the ring and took a sip: "Don't you really want to eat it?"
"When do I want to eat?" Fu Li was at a loss.
"Then why are you staring at the food in the children's hands?" Zhuang Qing patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, eat whatever you want, anyway, no one else knows except me."
Fu Li: "… "
Is he the kind of demon cultivator who envy children eating snacks
After a while, Fu Li finished a bag of potato chips and drank a few sips of Coke: "You went shopping because I wanted to eat these snacks."
"No." Zhuang Qing turned his head away, the sun shone on his auricle, making his auricle look a little transparent and pink.
"I just went to explore the route, and I saw a kiosk selling these things, so I bought some." Zhuang Qing sneered, "How could I buy these on purpose, don't think about it."
"Oh." Fu Li continued to drink Coke with a smile, why did Zhuang Qing's ears become more and more red
She Weilong finally ended the morning shooting. Taking advantage of the noon break, she dressed up and found Zhuang Qing and Fu Li sitting on the lounge chair and eating snacks.
"Longjun, Fuli Daojun, listen to my explanation!" She Weilong strode to the two of them, "This is all a misunderstanding."
Fu Li stared blankly at She Weilong, what's wrong with this snake
Zhuang Qing took out a tissue, stuffed it into Fu Li's hand, and asked him to wipe his mouth. Then looked at She Weilong with a cold face: "Go ahead."
Seeing Zhuang Qing's expression, She Weilong knew that Long Jun must have known that he had talked to that black python. He hurriedly whispered: "This is a misunderstanding. I don't know that black python at all, and I didn't agree to his conditions. I'm an innocent snake that will never go astray."
"Yeah." Seeing that Fu Li wiped his mouth clean, Zhuang Qing threw the snack bag and the empty drink bottle into the trash can. After sitting back on the chair, he raised his chin and said, "Continue talking."
"I suspect that the black python in the zoo has an anti-social snake personality. He also wants to seduce me by practicing the exercises and ask me to kill a security guard in the Yuanyue Hotel." She Weilong did not hesitate to take his snake senior Betrayed, they are not the same species of snake anyway, so there is no conscience questioning, "But am I such a snake, of course I refused without hesitation. Cultivation can be slow, but murder is illegal and disorderly. It is absolutely impossible to do.”
"The security guard he wanted to kill may be referring to me." Fu Li blinked innocently, "I caught it and sent it to the Forestry Bureau."
At this moment, She Weilong felt that he might have made the most correct choice among the demon creatures.
The author has something to say: Black Python: This snake is dead, and burning paper is useless.
She Weilong: What is a dog's leg? My whole body is soft and I kneel when I say kneeling.