She Weilong certainly remembered that Fu Li had worked as a security guard at the Yuanyue Hotel, but he never imagined that the black python would have such a big snake guts that even the people in the management office dared to move. No, it should be said that the black python was so immoral that he even instructed him to do the thing that sent him to death. Encountering such a similar kind, it is really bad luck for several lifetimes. Fortunately, Long Jun and Fu Li Dao Jun were very careful and did not regard him as a comrade.
"We have already figured out the matter." Fu Li saw that there were girls all around looking at him secretly, and kindly reminded She Weilong: "You seem to have been recognized?"
"Ah?" She Weilong hadn't come out of the joy of regaining his life, but when he heard Fu Li's words inexplicably, he couldn't react.
"That's a little snake!"
"Ah, it's really a little snake."
Surprise screams came from the crowd, She Weilong left a word of farewell and ran away. However, there are too many people in the zoo today. No matter how long his legs are, he can't hide from them. Before he ran far, She Weilong was surrounded by a group of people.
Although the little girls were very excited and took pictures with their mobile phones, they still used their slender bodies to block the onlookers who were rushing forward, so as not to hurt She Weilong.
"Please don't crowd, pay attention to safety." She Weilong supported a little girl who was squeezed to and fro, and said loudly, "Pay attention to the children around you, I hope everyone will not cause trouble to others because of me."
When the fans heard this sentence, they cooperated very well to maintain the order on the scene, and they became less noisy.
Fu Li was also worried about a stampede, but seeing that She Weilong handled it so skillfully, he didn't join in the fun: "This little snake seems to really like being a star."
Although he was cowardly and face-to-face in front of them, he was perfect in front of the fans. Even the awl face was glowing. The little girls on the scene probably really liked him. The atmosphere of the scene was full of faith. .
Humans are destined to be amorous creatures. They may like this artist today, and they may like that star tomorrow. But at this moment, the person who is liked is truly liked, and the person who gives affection is unreserved. For both parties, it is a beautiful memory.
Seeing Fu Li suddenly laughing, Zhuang Qing asked, "What are you laughing at?"
"This is a happy smile." Fu Li said solemnly, "Even if an old father sees his son's sensible smile."
"Why don't I know that the male rabbit can still give birth to a snake?" Zhuang Qing stood up, "After sitting for so long, let's go to the next stop, the panda house."
"Okay, okay." Fu Li nodded. He likes fluffy animals the most, but unfortunately there is only one panda demon registered at the management office. In the past two years, this panda monster sneaked into the panda base in order to eat and drink, and lived a cute life on the panda live channel every day. It was not until the base was ready to take him to breed that it hurriedly reported to the management office and the demon alliance, making it a wild stocking. a member of the plan.
I heard that he has become smaller now, pretending to be his own son, and sneaking into the panda base shamelessly. This kind of panda demon who is not enterprising, arrogant and extravagant, the management office and the demon alliance can't do anything, thinking that he has not caused any major problems, and that he has brought joy to mankind, he has to open one eye and close one eye. .
There was a long queue outside the panda house. Humans who couldn't see the pandas held up their mobile phones and took a few photos of the panda sculpture at the door.
Zhuang Qing expressionlessly took out the work badge in his pocket and hung it around his neck. Under the envious eyes of everyone, he walked into the panda house with Fu Li. There are many children inside. Some children run around inside when the adults are not paying attention, and the adults chase after them.
A child slammed into Zhuang Qing's leg. Zhuang Qing was not doing well, but he rolled back twice like a potato, lying on the ground and crying.
Zhuang Qing: "..."
He was so worried that the panda ears on his head were shaking.
The child's father rushed over to pick up the child. He glanced at Zhuang Qing and Fu Li, and found that they were dressed well. After complaining a few words, he didn't dare to really quarrel with them, so he left with the child in his arms. Now, the child lying on his shoulders is still howling dryly.
Fu Li touched his shoulder, feeling a little chilly there.
At this time, Zhuang Qing suddenly turned to look at him: "It's good not to have children in the future."
"Ah?" Fu Li was a little surprised, "Your dragon family's reproductive ability is quite good, and you may have many children in the future."
Zhuang Qing paused: "No."
"what?"
"I said that I won't have children in the future." Zhuang Qing stared at the panda in the park, lying on the ground leisurely nibbling on tender bamboo shoots, "So there will be no such troubles."
Fu Li looked at Panda and Zhuang Qing again, thoughtfully. It is said that although pandas are very powerful, their reproductive ability is very weak. Nowadays, many pandas are reproduced by humans. Could it be that Zhuang Qing's reproductive function is similar to that of pandas
As long as it's male, who wants to admit that it's not strong in this regard? Zhuang Xiaolong was willing to say this in front of him, indicating that he regarded him as a good brother. After realizing this, Fu Li reached out and patted Zhuang Qing on the shoulder, "Technology is developing rapidly, and things that cannot be done now may not be a problem in hundreds or thousands of years."
Zhuang Qing slapped her shoulders and chest with a straight face, letting him look comforting.
After leaving the panda house, Fu Li and Zhuang Qing found another tiger demon. This tiger demon was fat and strong, lying lazily on the ground, ignoring the surprised screams of the children outside.
When Zhuang Qing and Fu Li passed by, he finally had a reaction, got up and called out to Zhuang Qing and Fu Li.
"Two buddies outside, the zoo's treatment is very good, do you want to hang out with you?" Tiger Yao said, "Humans are so scary, they have invented a gun that can make people faint, you have to be careful."
He smelled Zhuang Qing's special breath. Although he couldn't see what the other party's original form was for a while, he still remembered that it was Fu Li who brought him to the Demon League to register.
The roar of the tiger made the children scream in fright, and they even started crying on the spot. While coaxing their children, the parents did not forget to take pictures of the tiger roaring with their mobile phones and the ugly state of their own children crying.
In a world full of cameras, parents treat their children so madly.
Fu Li couldn't help laughing when he saw the tiger demon. He remembered this white tiger. At that time, he took this tiger demon to the Yaomeng. Why did he come to the zoo in a blink of an eye? A little curious in his heart, he used sound transmission to ask a few more questions.
"Don't mention it, it's too hard for human society to live." The tiger demon's head drooped, "Everything needs a diploma, and in the end I was starved on the side of the road and sent here by the rescue agency." If it was in the past, Even eating a human can make him feel full, but he took a common sense training course in the human world in the demon alliance, and he knew that the demon cultivator who eats people indiscriminately will be beaten to death by the management, so he can only bear it.
He lowered his head and licked the fur on his front paws, "But it's pretty good here. You don't have to worry about eating. Humans are still doing their best to be my servants, circling around me every day."
Fu Li didn't know what to say for a while. Now that people's awareness of wildlife protection is getting higher and higher, it was a good thing. Unexpectedly, these monsters are not motivated one by one, relying on the protection consciousness of human beings, they only know how to eat, drink and play every day, and they are extremely degenerate.
Alas, what is the future of the demon cultivation world
Fu Li turned his head to look at Zhuang Qing, it was okay, at least there was a reliable leader.
Reaching out and patted Zhuang Qing's back, Fu Li shook his head with emotion: "It's not easy for you."
Zhuang Qing: "..."
After visiting the whole zoo, Fu Li was holding a huge panda doll in his hand. When he walked to the exit of the zoo, he remembered one thing. He was patrolling with Zhuang Qing today, right
With some guilty conscience, he glanced at Zhuang Qing's expressionless face, and Fu Li coughed dryly, "I'll apply for overtime at night."
Zhuang Qing raised her eyebrows to look at him.
"Black Python is not honest, I will stealthily come to clean him up at night." Fu Li said, "You don't have to come over if you are afraid of snakes."
Zhuang Qing reached out and pinched the panda doll's ears: "Okay."
Fu Li looked at Zhuang Qing and smiled suddenly. Although Zhuang Qing didn't understand why he laughed, he was stunned, but returned a somewhat stiff smile.
The panda ears on the two of them swayed, like beating hearts, swaying to and fro.
The nights in autumn and winter are a bit cold, and the snakes in the snake pavilion lay lazily on the warm stones and sleep comfortably. For snakes, autumn and winter are good times for them to sleep.
As a goblin who has been practicing for many years, the black python has long since gotten rid of the natural law of hibernation. He has to fight against the restrictions on his body almost every night, but he does not know what the abominable security guard has done. Waste, even the ability to transform into a human form has also been lost.
If it can restore its cultivation, it must eat that hateful demon cultivator without leaving a single hair. He cursed Fuli every night, and looked forward to the realization of his curse every day, so as to relieve the resentment in his heart.
"Don't swear, civilize you, me and him." A figure suddenly appeared in front of the black python. The other party was wearing eighty-eight pajamas with free shipping and socks. The rabbit plush slippers on his feet did not really touch the ground, dangling. very leisurely.
"It's you." The person who was scolding him a moment ago appeared in front of him, causing the Black Python to step back very vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"
"It's nothing, I just wanted to come and see you." Fu Li floated back when he saw the black python's body being attacked, "Don't get too close to me, I'm allergic to your snakes."
Black Python: "Then why don't you get out."
"But I heard that you are not very obedient in the zoo, and I couldn't help but want to come and see you." Fu Li frowned, "For your cultivation, you feed on virgins and girls and demon pills. I think it is not easy for you to cultivate for many years. Spare your life, but only take away your cultivation. You don't know how to repent, but instead you feel resentment, what's the reason?"
"Even if I eat demon pills, so what if I eat boys and girls, why do you care about me?" Thinking of the insults he had received these days, Hei Python's heart was full of hatred, "You are just a demon, and it is too much to control. too much."
"I like to meddle in my own business." Fu Li said confidently, "You can't beat me, so of course you have to listen to my discipline. According to the current rules, you violated the management regulations of the cultivation world, and it is not wrong for me to punish you. According to the previous rules, You can't beat me, let me deal with it, it is also the tradition of the demon world, where is the problem?"
"I don't agree!" Hei Python was full of hatred, "I have been practicing for so many years, so many years!"
Fu Li tilted his head, and the bright moonlight shone on his face, making him look like a fairy walking out of the heavenly palace.
"If you don't agree, you can kill yourself by hitting yourself on a rock." Fu Li is very serious, his eyes are full of innocence, "Anyway, you can't do anything about me."
"Ah, I killed you!" Hei Python was so angry that he rushed over with his mouth open, trying to wrap around Fu Li's waist.
"The speed is too slow." Fu Li grabbed his seven inches and threw it on the ground. He hurriedly took out a bottle of water from the Qiankun bag and rushed to the punch. There were many parasites on the snake.
The black python lay on the ground, with boundless despair pouring out of his heart.
If he had known today, he would never have walked into that hotel that night, and he would never have picked this neuropathy to seek a ban. Why did he choose this person at that time, obviously there are other human beings around him, or a relatively naive woman
At that time, he seemed to be fascinated by ghosts, thinking that this neuropathy was the human with the most luck, and if he was banned from him, he would get more powerful power. Who knows that he is not a human at all, but a monster transformed by the chance of heaven, or a monster with a neurosis.
"What the hell are you trying to do?" Knowing that he couldn't beat him, and he couldn't win even if he scolded him, the black python simply lay on the ground with a broken jar, and the snake's face was full of unrequited love.
"It's nothing, I just want to see how your spiritual transformation is." Fu Li's expression became serious, "There are many temptations for you to take shortcuts in one way of cultivation. If you take the wrong path, you will pay the price for this shortcut sooner or later. If you can figure it out, correct yourself and try to get back on the path of cultivation as soon as possible.
"That's all I said, you can do it yourself." Fu Li glanced at the black python, and the figure disappeared in the air.
"Hey." Hei Python sneered, rolled up the tail that was hurt by Fu Li's throw, and put his head on his body. In a daze, he suddenly remembered something that happened hundreds of years ago.
At that time, at the critical moment when he was transforming, the sky was thundering, and in a panic, he hid in a private house. It was a child who found him. He thought the child was screaming to attract adults. Unexpectedly, the child didn't scream, but threw him a piece of cake instead.
later…
Later, he successfully escaped the thunder tribulation and turned into a human. As for that little kid... He glanced at his stomach, wondering why he still remembered this little thing after all these years.
A few days later, Fu Li was sitting in the office watching social news, and there was a very interesting report. A day ago, a parent accidentally dropped the child into the living area of the black bear while holding the child at the zoo. Just when the black bear was about to eat the child, a black python that escaped from the snake house was scared off. The black bear saved the child's life. The zoo staff was very moved, and then took the black python back to the snake house and arranged a high-level private room for it.
Under the news, some netizens were criticizing the careless father; some netizens said that the child should worship this snake as his godfather; some netizens joked that the snake finally resisted the natural habit of hibernating snakes, and after thousands of hardships It took a lot of hardship to escape from the museum, but in order to save a child, it must be a kind-hearted snake that is about to become fine.
Fu Li read some popular comments and opened the video provided in the news link.
Amid the screams of the crowd, the black python stopped in front of the child, opened its mouth to confront the black bear, and stood at each other for nearly a minute, before the black bear flinched. Taking advantage of this time, the staff took the opportunity to rescue the child and caught the black python.
Looking at Hei Python's unlovable face, Fu Li lay on the keyboard and laughed out loud.
"Brother Fu, what are you laughing at?" Chu Yu put a cup of tea on his table and looked at the screen. Isn't this a snake
"It's nothing." Fu Li sat up straight, picked up the teacup and thanked Chu Yu.
Chu Yu sat back in his seat, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to a few friends in the chat software discussion group.
No. 1 fish in the world: Have you read the news on the Internet, the back photo of the boss and Brother Fu wearing panda ears
Queen's hairpin: Look, what do you want to say
Qingguo Qingchengyuan: Boss and Brother Fu went to the zoo on a date two days ago? What's the point of a zoo? Why should I go to a high-end consumption place? The boss is too stingy, and he doesn't want to spend more money on dates.
Peerless Sword: Who is the boss dating? Brother Fu? Why are they dating
Handsome Ke: Brother Jian, the boss and Brother Fu left the red carpet and held hands. Even the tree carvings in the auction session cost 1 million to shoot. If this is not love, what is it
Peerless Sword: What, are they a couple
Qingguo Qingchengyuan: Otherwise, what do you think
Peerless Sword: But Brother Fu's body is too small, will he sleep...
The queen's special hairpin: Hey, I didn't expect you to be such a dirty sword. 【Disgusting face】
Peerless Sword:…
Fu Li saw several colleagues lowered their heads and played with their mobile phones with a subtle smile on his face, and shook his head helplessly. In today's society, whether it is a human or a monster, it is a mobile phone family. If you leave the mobile phone, you will probably go crazy.
He felt that he was out of tune with these mobile phone families, so he simply got up and went to Zhuang Qing. Among so many young demons, Zhuang Qing is more suitable for his old demon. Walking to the door, Fu Li was about to knock when he heard Zhuang Qing's voice inside.
"I understand your feelings of wanting to solve the drought, but there are no monsters in the area, and you can't let the monsters repair the rain. You don't have to worry, it will rain in a few days. Let's overcome it first."
"money?"
"Serving the people, how can you raise money?"
"Then I will arrange for the Dao Xiu in the department to visit and see if this problem can be solved."
"You are too kind, the demons are a family, and building a harmonious earth together is a beautiful future for us cultivators and human beings." Zhuang Qing blankly chatted with the person on the other end of the phone, and saw Fu Li standing outside. , quickly end the conversation with the person over there.
"come in."
"You've just… "
Zhuang Qing sighed and turned to look out the window into the distance: "It's not easy to apply for more funds for the department."
Fu Li nodded: "You have worked hard."
There are so many people in the department to cultivate demons, and they also have to raise big demons like Kunpeng and Pitbull who only know how to eat and drink, but it is really not easy for Zhuang Xiaolong to be the boss.
The author has something to say: A relevant department: I have never seen such a brazen dragon, and said the means of swindling money so brilliantly.