Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Chapter 1: Genius Cannon Fodder Counterattack (1)

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Chi Xiaochi leaned against the car to smoke.

The sky was darkened, and half of his face was slightly brightened by a fiery glow.

After smoking a half, he glanced at his watch, turned around and got in through the half-rolled car window, took out a bottle of mineral water that was only drunk, and dusted most of the cigarettes together with the unbroken ashes. , and felt the gum in his pocket, chewed it twice, and spit the residue into a napkin.

He wanted to throw the garbage into the trash can, but as soon as he turned around, the person he was waiting for came.

The man walked out of the door of the software company a little tired, and first saw the brand-new car parked on the side of the road, and then saw Chi Xiaochi.

His expression became a little complicated: "...Xiao Cheng."

Chi Xiaochi is called Cheng Yuan in this world.

Sweeping that face, Chi Xiaochi was stunned for a while, but he forgot to take the initiative to meet him.

The man stood there, habitually waiting for "Cheng Yuan" to come to him, and frowned suspiciously when he found that "Cheng Yuan" had no plans to move.

In Chi Xiaochi's mind, a reminder of a half-human voice, a half-mechanical voice sounded at the right time, and his attitude was businesslike, so he seemed a little cold.

The system reminded: "Mr. Chi, the target of the attack is calling you."

Ignoring the favorability value dropped from 72 to 70, Chi Xiaochi came back to his senses and commented, "You look good."

Immediately, he stood up straight and sighed to himself: "It's been a long time since I was single. I can see that all the kings are beautiful."

system:"… "

Immediately, Chi Xiaochi pretended to be unable to see clearly in the night, and squinted his eyes to see who was coming. His originally dazed and unfocused eyes suddenly became happy, and the dimples on his cheeks were so sweet that he wanted to be with him. Laughing: "Old Yang!"

System: "..." Enter the play in one second, that's ok.

The full name of the king bastard that Chi Xiaochi wanted to attack was Yang Baihua.

Speaking of which, this "Old Yang" is not old, he is four years older than Cheng Yuan. She loves cleanliness, her cuffs are neatly tidied up; her temperament is refreshing, her hair and nails are neatly tidy and not frizzy, there is a slight scent of wood on her body, and she has the toughness and stability rarely seen in young men, and the looming lines of her chest wrapped in a white shirt look like It's not an exaggeration, but the outline can easily make people's heart beat faster.

As he approached the mission goal step by step, Chi Xiaochi briefly reviewed the world line information he received in his mind.

This world is the first task that Chi Xiaochi performs after entering the system world. According to the system, in order to allow the tasker to adapt more quickly, the first task each tasker performs after binding the system, the world line is the same as his original The world line of life is highly similar, and the difficulty is also easy mode.

To put it bluntly, a novice tutorial.

This novice tutorial shows that the target of his strategy, Yang Baihua, is a golden phoenix who flew out of the mountain valley in the southwest, a college student who contributed with his whole family, and majored in software engineering. From not being able to start the machine to successfully securing research, nearly seven years of studying abroad have worn away Yang Baihua's rural atmosphere. At first glance, he looks like a young man who grew up in a city.

As for Cheng Yuan, in a word, the family has money.

As for how much money he has, Cheng Yuan has never cared about it, that's what his eldest brother should worry about.

Cheng Yuan has been fond of music since he was a child. He is indeed talented. It is easy to get started when playing an instrument. A good voice has a high-level musical instrument quality. He can sing, compose, and play. He can play it well.

Cheng Yuan was playing with his former high school classmates after attending the Conservatory of Music, and accidentally met Yang Baihua on campus.

At that time, Yang Baihua had just finished his senior year, and he was at his best. He was in high spirits, and his refreshing and tough energy fascinated Cheng Yuan.

Yang Baihua thought it was funny at first, but gradually he was attracted by this young master who was thin-skinned and tender, like a rabbit who could hold his hands by just picking up his ears.

It took three years for the two to meet, to confirm their relationship and fall in love.

One day, Cheng Yuan was drunk and on impulse, ran to come out with his family.

Cheng's father and Cheng's mother could not accept that his son, who was chasing after a girl's ass when he was a child, fell in love with a man. Especially after investigating Yang Baihua's background, Cheng's father and Cheng's mother expressed strong opposition.

The second elders of the Cheng family did not discriminate against Yang Baihua, who had struggled all the way. They were also born in the countryside and started from scratch, so they knew that struggle was not easy.

However, on top of Yang Baihua were four elder sisters of different ages. Their names were lined up. They were Zhaodi, Pandi, Niandi, and Wangdi. These four names were placed here. He will never accept a man who has cut off his incense, his hopeless love is destined to have no good results.

But love makes people blind.

After Cheng Yuan sobered up, he couldn't listen to his parents' good intentions and persuaded him, and he was still fighting for it, for fear that his parents would embarrass Yang Baihua.

The parents of the Cheng family are not yet that low-level, and they can't get along with a child who has worked hard on their own, but Cheng Yuan's mess really hurt his parents' hearts.

For Yang Baihua's sake, he fell out with his parents, moved out of the house, and lived with Yang Baihua.

For the sake of cheapness, Yang Baihua rented a place where there were more than 20 bus stops away from the city center. There were not many takeaways. The advantage was that it was quiet and cheap.

Cheng Yuan learned how to cook for Yang Baihua, and he did a good job. Yang Baihua praised him a few times, and he made lunch every day for him to deliver to the company.

A friend scolded Cheng Yuan and said, "Xiao Yuanzi, are you fucking crazy? For a turkey man, the good days are too good

Cheng Yuan said with a smile, he was very kind to me, we agreed to eat hot pot tomorrow.

Cheng Yuan was indeed a romantic idealist, and every little bit of his ideal was hopefully recorded on the sticky notes on the desk, one by one, as if he was writing a poem.

"Write a song tomorrow morning; cook at noon; come back to write a song in the afternoon; go for a walk with Lao Yang in the evening; buy two cups of Sun Kee soy milk, Lao Yang's with sugar; turn on the air conditioner for half the night and sleep under a quilt."

He never records bad things because he thinks he's doing really well.

The eldest brother's secret aid was also rejected by him. The only time Cheng Yuan accepted his eldest brother's kindness was to accept his eldest brother's means of transportation, a new BYD he bought. Because he fainted on the bus. Every time he delivered meals to Yang Baihua across a small city, he would not dare to eat breakfast because he was afraid of vomiting.

But Yang Baihua didn't like this gift, saying that the eldest brother was a charity, and wanted to remind Cheng Yuan of the good days in the past, and took the opportunity to take him home. Cheng Yuan thought about it and returned the car obediently.

Taking it back and paying it back, this move hurt Brother Cheng's heart.

Later, the big brother's greeting text messages also changed from once a day to once a week and once a half month.

In addition to being sad, Cheng Yuan thought that his parents and elder brother just wished him a good life. If they follow Lao Yang and live better and better, they may accept Lao Yang.

Yang Baihua was admitted as a system analyst when he was an undergraduate. After graduation, he joined a software company. According to him, he was highly valued by managers. As for Cheng Yuan, his career is going well.

In the past, Cheng Yuan never had to think about making a living, and concentrated on playing music. Some experimental music he wrote had no market at all. Cheng’s father and Cheng’s mother managed to convince them to package and sell these music, which was just self-entertainment in the small circle. That's it.

And now Cheng Yuan wants to make a living. The record market has shrunk drastically over the years, and Cheng Yuan cannot afford to play with his beloved experimental music.

Cheng Yuan does not have the problem of not letting go of his figure in this regard. He likes to write a little bit of any song, classical pop, punk rock, no problem, but he is a little picky about the quality of the artist.

He spent three months painstakingly recording 3 original pop-style demos and sending them to several record companies.

For various music companies, there are a lot of demos delivered. Cheng Yuan is ready to sink into the sea. He didn't expect that he was lucky and soon received an echo: his manuscript was accepted by a small company, and each song was 5,000 yuan. .

The small company expressed its appreciation for Cheng Yuan's creative talent, and proposed to sign an artist contract with him. Cheng Yuan signed it without looking at it when he was excited.

Cheng Yuan was jumping up and down with joy. Before the money came, he immediately planned the 15,000 yuan expenses clearly, and there was a Yang Baihua in each plan.

If time went back, Cheng Yuan would scold Cheng Yuan, who was ecstatic at the time, as an idiot.

The production efficiency of a small company is low, and the final production results are not satisfactory, but Cheng Yuan watched his three songs "Autumn Thoughts", "Words Between Hearts" and "Love You", and their rankings on music software rose respectively. It's sweet, every time the ranking rises, a screenshot will be shown to Yang Baihua.

Until he swiped a comment in the song review: "Does no one think "Qiu Si" is very similar to the revision of "Si Fan" by Goddess Tang?"

Soon, someone replied: "Not only "Autumn Thoughts", but "Words Between Hearts" is also very similar to Tang Huan's new song."

... Tang Huan

Cheng Yuan slipped his hand and exited the software.

He was stunned for a long time holding the phone with the black screen, his body was sweating profusely, as if a nest of ants had exploded in his joints.

He shook his hand and opened it again, and the famous new popular singer Tang Huanjiao's beautiful face appeared on the opening advertisement of the software, smiling at Cheng Yuan.

On that day, Cheng Yuan's Weibo with only a few thousand followers was overwhelmed by Tang Huan's millions of followers and the reinforcement group mixed with the navy.

"cnm's plagiarism dog! Plagiarism kills the whole family!"

"How can you be so cheap when you catch a sheep's wool?"

"For details on the causes and consequences of the plagiarism incident of Little Transparent Cheng Yuan, and the situation of the plagiarism, please refer to the long Weibo, link http://t.cn ... "

"I picked up Cheng Yuan's previous works at random. The desire for knowledge made me click in, and the desire for survival made me exit."

"Hahaha, what kind of Jiebao stuff you sing, hooting, hooting, hooting, this TM can also be called good, and fans even hold stinky feet."

"Woc is amazing, the title of the song is even on the cover of Goddess Tang's new album, how about copying a whole set?"

Cheng Yuan couldn't care less about those bad comments.

He wore headphones and listened frantically to Tang Huan's new song over and over again, bloodshot in his eyes, and cold sweat broke out.

… really the same.

I just made adjustments in the details, and I don't need to judge from professional music students. As long as they have long ears and have a decent sense of music, they can hear that it is plagiarism.

... But who exactly copied who

Cheng Yuan dared to guarantee his innocence. He hadn't even heard a few Tang Huan songs before today, because he remembered that a poisonous-tongued musician had commented on Tang Huan. Although he said it badly, it was appropriate:

"Tang Huan is good at saliva love songs. The so-called saliva love songs mean that the songs are also saliva, and they seem to have saliva when they sing."

Tang Huan's smiling face turned in front of Cheng Yuan, and the electronic cover of the new album was also printed with a sentence: "The Queen of Love Songs turned around gorgeously and sang your heartfelt words."

- "Woc is amazing, the title of the song is even on the cover of Goddess Tang's new album, ah, copy a whole set?"

Cheng Yuan clearly remembered that the title of the song "Words Between Hearts" was chosen by himself, and it was what he wanted to say to Yang Baihua in his heart. Tang Huan sang a sweet and greasy love that restrained and flourished. Little girl's mind.

Cheng Yuan only felt insulted like never before.

The biggest blow he had ever suffered before was that he failed to come out of the closet, and he never knew what it was like to be disgraced and criticized by thousands of people.

Amidst the tinnitus that filled the sky, there was only one Yang Baihua in his mind.

He dialed Yang Baihua's phone, and when he heard the man's voice, his tense emotions burst into the bank, and he would only cry out, "Old Yang, Lao Yang, come back." Bullied child.

When it comes to dealing with people, Cheng Yuan is indeed a child, and he is so well protected by his family.

Therefore, when he was pulling Yang Baihua, crying that his song had been snatched away, and he was being scolded by someone pointing at the spine, Cheng Yuan didn't notice the panic flashing in Yang Baihua's eyes.

But Cheng Yuan was far from thinking that this was just the beginning of his nightmare.

And now, Cheng Yuan, the steel-toothed white rabbit played by Chi Xiaochi, stood in front of Yang Baihua.

The former smiled and looked up at the latter, with light in his eyes.

Yang Baihua looked at the car, frowned and asked, "Did you buy this car?"

Cheng Yuan turned his head and glanced at the car, and boasted childishly, "It's beautiful."

Yang Baihua asked, "How much did it cost?"

Cheng Yuan's eyes curled: "Guess what?"

So far, these conversations have all happened in the original owner's memory without any change.

Yang Baihua frowned, and the favorability bar in Chi Xiaochi's mind was squeezed out by two points.

Yang Baihua endured the anger and decided to reason with this young master who doesn't know how expensive it is: "Xiao Cheng, we will be together for a long time. You fell out with my family for me, and I am very grateful for your efforts. And sincere. But you have lived a prosperous life since you were a child, and you don't know how to live a long life. If you have been so generous... "

According to the original script, the original owner should bow his head in shame and admit that he was joking just now, this car was given to him by his brother Cheng Jian.

Chi Xiaochi showed an aggrieved expression at the right time: "... This is given to me by my brother. I am prone to motion sickness on the bus."

Yang Baihua gently stroked Chi Xiaochi's hair: "Xiaocheng, when you grow up, you can't rely on your brother for everything. Your brother has his own life, and so do you. He deliberately interferes in your life and spoils you, It will only make you more and more inseparable from the golden wire cage. Do you think so?"

Chi Xiaochi said nothing and looked at him.

Yang Baihua is very confident.

In the past, Xiao Cheng had a friend who strongly opposed their being together. After Xiao Cheng was educated by him in this way, he drew a line with him.

... Xiaocheng doesn't understand anything, so it's better to listen to himself, otherwise it's easy to be led by the nose.

At this time, Chi Xiaochi opened his mouth.

His voice was very pleasant, soft and soft, just like every time he had spoken to him before, so that Yang Baihua didn't understand it right away: "...My brother is kind to me, did it cost you money?"

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