Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Chapter 158: System VS System (6)

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061 The alarm bell rang in his heart.

… not good!

The system that Yan Jinhua is equipped with is consistent with his own attributes, and it is even more closely connected with the protagonist "Duan Shujue" to be attacked.

In other words, in theory, it can update in real time, and even accurately detect any data changes in Chi Xiaochi!

061 relies on his filter to firmly believe that this has nothing to do with Chi Xiaochi's acting skills.

His family's Xiaochi has raised Duan Shu's absolute banquet Jinhua's favorability from negative five hundred to zero by his acting skills. He is a very hardworking good boy.

However, 061 also did not dare to neglect, and immediately began to capture the abnormally intrusive brainwave signals, quietly making subtle interference and modifications, and infiltrating it to determine the format used by this system to transmit information and data.

For the system, the level of sophistication of this operation is no less than a surgical operation.

With the same system, 061 knows best that his biggest advantage at this moment is that he has not yet been discovered by the other party.

Once the other party notices his existence, then Xiaochi is afraid that the only way to go is to tear his face with Yan Jinhua.

He should give Koike more room for activities and mediation.

This is 061's responsibility, as well as Lou Ying's responsibility.

Chi Xiaochi noticed that Yan Jinhua seemed to have heard something, his expression was slightly stiff, his face was different, and he stopped complaining about the ungrateful Ye Jiming, he felt something was wrong, and asked 061: "What's wrong?"

061 is mixing a small Trojan horse into the information flow and quietly introducing it into Yan Jinhua's system.

The action is as careful as extracting the mosquito blood from thousands of years ago from amber.

Fortunately, in the previous world, he had already done enough preparatory exercises to fight wits and courage with those artificial intelligences who were after him.

While working, he said gently: "It's okay, you can rest assured."

Now he shouldn't distract Koike, keeping him calm is the most important thing.

Chi Xiaochi knew something must have happened.

But since 061 made him feel at ease, he could feel at ease.

…because it was 061 who told him to "be at ease".

In a short time, 061 has obtained enough data.

When the other party's system sent a detection signal again, 061 successfully intercepted the flow and sent a forged piece of data.

A tense and silent wait followed.

Equally nervous is Yan Jinhua.

He returned to the mountain this time because of the time of the Jingxu Sword Club. He planned to bring Duan Shujue to participate and take the opportunity to seek his luck.

Duan Shujue in the original book, followed the free and easy way to travel the world, at this time there is the spirit of a young man as a chivalrous man. He won the first place in the Jingxu Sword Club, won the sword in the stone and the thousand-year-old sword intent contained in the sword, and since then he has embarked on the road of opening and hanging, and he has been glorious all the way.

He Yan Jinhua is not that old man with few desires, nor is he Lei Feng. He has raised Duan Shujue for so many years, and he should receive some compensation.

But if Duan Shujue discovers what happened back then...

No way

He's done it very secretly.

Duan Shujue's parents will die sooner or later in the hands of those evil spirits who are greedy for shark beads. This is their fate, but they died a few years earlier...

Although he comforted himself like this, Yan Jinhua couldn't help but his heart was beating like a drum.

Fortunately, after a few minutes, his system gave a clear answer: "Di, host, I'm very sorry, the data passed earlier was wrong, it has now been corrected, the target of the raider still has a favorability of 100, please rest assured. !"

Yan Jinhua breathed a sigh of relief, but couldn't help but scold: "I'll make it clear next time I investigate, you'll make me jump."

After solving this little episode, he finally said his plan in the same paragraph.

Sure enough, Duan Shujue agreed without hesitation.

Once Yan Jinhua's mind was over, he couldn't take it anymore.

He heard that the ninth junior brother had accepted a female apprentice, who was twenty-eight years old and very beautiful. After two days, the ninth junior brother would take her out on a demon hunt and return after half a month. And the Jingxu sword meeting will be held in 20 days, so there is plenty of time, so you can go out with this little beauty and be happy.

In the world he came from, Yan Jinhua could not be considered outstanding in appearance, but he was better in his flexible tongue and quick brain response, and most of the men and women in this world were stupid, and a few sweet words could coax them forward.

These men and women do not have the extra patience to observe each other's words and deeds for a long time. They only want to see flowers and chocolates delivered to their eyes, hear fresh and warm love words, and euphemistically call them "live in the moment" and "don't care about eternity."

So Yan Jinhua followed their wishes.

He is both men and women, and he does not avoid meat and vegetarian food. While helping them or them live in the moment, he also lives happily in the crotch.

Whenever I have had enough fun and leave these people, none of these people have the same dashing energy as when they were in love. All of them cry and cry for reconciliation. They are full of ugliness.

Therefore, when he was selected by the system and came to the world of various unfinished books, Yan Jinhua lived like a duck to water.

Most of the characters in the unfinished story have an IQ level below the normal human level, but most of them are terribly beautiful.

In the face of a group of men and women who are as stupid as pigs and beautiful as gods, Yan Jinhua can fully enjoy the joy of holding the script and being the only one.

However, at present, he is not very interested in Duan Shujue.

After all, it wasn't long before Duan Shujue formed his legs, and Yan Jinhua still had a deep memory of his beautiful big fish tail.

The men and women in Jingxu Peak are all very beautiful. Although Duan Shujue is particularly outstanding, he has no interest or conditions to go to Grass Carp.

To him, Duan Shujue was just an ATM, and it was an ATM that he didn't need to worry about and would take care of himself.

He threw his ATM into the mountains again, and he was free to go, and he could also take the opportunity to relieve the pain of sending a little brother to run away.

As soon as he left, Ye Jiming stayed near Yuguangtan instead.

In his words, I want to watch you, lest you do anything wrong.

Chi Xiaochi knew that he was reluctant to leave Duan Shujue, and he didn't break him. He just acted according to Duan Shujue's previous habits, practicing swordsmanship, nourishing his qi, and meditating under the waterfall.

In the last life, the sword in the stone that should have belonged to Duan Shujue was taken away by Yan Jinhua, and if Yan Jinhua wanted to use the sword in the stone that belonged to the merman, he must pour the energy of the merman into the sword.

Therefore, Duan Shujue made his mobile charging treasure unknowingly, and the spiritual power in his body was getting worse and worse, and it was almost exhausted.

Duan Shu never knew the inside story, he just thought he was stupid, so he made slow progress as an adult, so he worked hard to make up for it. Feng's secret book to watch and learn for him.

… because he knew that Duan Shu was useless if he was completely out of school.

The principle is very simple, no matter how good the engine is, it is useless without oil.

But now, to Duan Shujue, whose spiritual power has not yet been taken away, these former secret books are like a deep foundation, enough to make ten thousand zhang tall buildings rise to the ground.

Days and nights of hard training, all kinds of swordsmanship have long been deeply embedded in his bones, and Chi Xiaochi has been able to retract it freely with just a little revision.

But he was not satisfied with this, he practiced hard every day, and wanted this young body to do more and get more.

Duan Shujue is a merman. When his spiritual power is condensed, water mist gathers. Therefore, when the sword dances like flying, the whole person is like being in an ink painting room.

Ye Jiming bit his cigarette pipe and sat on the tree to watch him, just like how the two of them had grown up as childhood sweethearts many years ago.

However, Ye Jiming is not a free spirit after all.

After staying for two days, he became hungry again.

After Duan Shujue's death, he used spirits to relieve his heartache and became addicted. He didn't drink alcohol for two days.

After a set of sword dance, Chi Xiaochi went to bathe under the waterfall.

Ye Jiming shouted: "Hey, Xiaoyu... The surname is Chi!"

Chi Xiaochi turned to look at him.

Ye Jiming straightened up: "I'm going to get wine from the old Chiyun's cellar."

… as natural as going to your basement.

In the roar of the waterfall, Chi Xiaochi asked knowingly, "What did you tell me?"

He was not asking Ye Jiming, but trying to inspire Duan Shujue in his body.

- Ye Jiming, who has always been his own way, now has to tell him when he picks a fruit, but he is afraid of parting. He always suspects that once he goes, just like the hasty meeting in the mountains of Bashu, he will never see each other again.

After hearing Chi Xiaochi's answer, Ye Jiming pursed his lips and snorted coldly, "Boring."

He slid down the tree and walked away.

Chi Xiaochi suddenly felt a surge of power in his body, so he guessed that Duan Shu in his body had something to say, so he consciously let go of his hands.

With the index finger and middle finger of his right hand close together, he used the pure spiritual power to his fingertips, forming a sword-fingering gesture, and wrote a few words on the cliff behind the waterfall.

This time, Duan Shujue wrote the lines, and Chi Xiaochi has the professional quality of an actor. Naturally, he narrated it exactly as it is.

He raised his voice and said to Ye Jiming, "...don't steal it anymore."

Ye Jiming stood still, the tip of his tongue pressed his left cheek lightly, and said disdainfully, "Do you think you can control this gentleman with this face? He may not be able to control this gentleman."

Anyway, it was the young couple bickering, and Chi Xiaochiqing waited for Duan Shujue to write some lines for him.

Duan Shujue steered his sword fingers and scribbled two white words on the cliff: "Sorry."

… sorry for what

Before Chi Xiaochi could react, Duan Shujue lowered his hand and pinched his thigh.

Chi Xiaochi: "…"

He was originally a swordsman, and his finger strength and wrist strength were superb. This was really not light. Chi Xiaochi's eyes were sore in pain, and a tear fell straight down and fell into the spring.

With tears in his eyes, Chi Xiaochi finally figured out what Duan Shujue meant.

... It seems that Duan Shu is definitely not the love idiot he imagined.

He leaned over and stretched out his hand, groping at the bottom of the spring.

Seeing that he couldn't say anything, Ye Jiming snorted coldly, and was about to leave. Whoever wanted to take six or seven steps, a blue shadow suddenly fell on his side.

Ye Jiming was impatient: "What do you want to do?"

Chi Xiaochi didn't answer, just stretched his right hand in front of him and opened it.

... A shark bead lay in the center of his right palm, splendidly shining, stabbed Ye Jiming's eyes.

Ye Jiming: "...what is this?"

The person in front of him asked, "Enough?"

"Enough of what?"

Chi Xiaochi raised his head slightly and stared into Ye Jiming's eyes. His voice and expression matched Duan Shujue's strangely: "...Go down the mountain to buy wine."

Ye Jiming's heart suddenly became astringent, and his face changed: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, don't learn from him."

Chi Xiaochi shrugged happily, and clenched the shark in his palm: "Will you go?"

Ye Jiming: "What are you going, down the mountain?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Yes, together?"

Ye Jiming: "...Don't ruin his image. He is not such a person."

Chi Xiaochi plausibly said, "He didn't do the left and right, so what's the harm? Besides, wouldn't it be good to take him out to see the world more?"

Somehow, Ye Jiming was persuaded by Chi Xiaochi.

Ye Jiming has long been a master of escaping, and Duan Shujue has also lived in Jingxu Mountain for a period of time, and has a memory of the road layout of Jingxu Mountain, so the two easily avoided the disciples who guarded the gate.

After walking on tiptoe for a while, Chi Xiaochi pushed Ye Jiming who was in front of him: "Run."

So, the future White Shark Immortal Lord and Black Flood Demon Lord ran wildly on the hill road.

The shadows of the trees on both sides were swaying, and the light and shadow were mottled, casting a layer of golden pieces on the two of them.

Ye Jiming quietly turned back while running.

... He knew that the person in front of him was not him, but he was hidden in his body.

If it was a real little fish, what would it say now.

Ye Jiming thought about it for a long time, but he felt uncomfortable, turned his head back, and stopped looking at the man.

He still doesn't know how the hypocrite thinks of himself, which is really annoying.

The shark pearls are of good quality, and they were replaced with a hundred taels of silver in the pawnshop.

In the last life, Duan Shu was by no means a little Taoist priest who traveled around the world at a young age in the original book.

After getting the heavy silver bag, he wrote on the palm of his left hand with his right hand and asked online, "Is it enough?"

Chi Xiaochi replied to him with his left hand in his right palm: "If it's not enough, are you planning to pinch another leg?"

Duan Shu is definitely a little embarrassed: "I'm afraid I can't pay."

Chi Xiaochi replied, "It's enough to buy a wine shop."

Sure enough, it took them twenty taels to get ten jars of fine aged wine and smuggled them into the mountains by the same route.

Along the way, Duan Shujue asked Chi Xiaochi a lot of gold, silver, jade, flowers, birds, fish, and insects. He all asked the price one by one.

On the way up the mountain, Ye Jiming thought about all kinds of things just now, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he died, so he called Chi Xiaochi who was cleaning his hands: "Drink with me."

He knew that Duan Shujue paid attention to self-cultivation, and was cold and greedy, never drinking or smoking, but he didn't expect Chi Xiaochi to really sit over.

Chi Xiaochi's reason was: "I should have a share of the wine we bought together."

Ye Jiming tilted his head.

After getting along for a few days, he does not dislike Chi Xiaochi very much. He is not sticky and straightforward, and he is a friendly person. It's just that he can't have a good impression on those who use Duan Shujue's skin. He wanted to refuse, but drinking alone is really boring. Depressed, coupled with his thoughts, he thought, if the surname Chi gets drunk, will Duan Shu never come out

With a hint of secret expectation, Ye Jiming threw him a cup: "Sit down."

The wine was really good, and after three rounds, both of them were in high spirits.

Knocking on the wine glass, Ye Jiming insulted Yan Jinhua passionately: "That old man, I will lift his lid sooner or later!"

Chi Xiaochi: "Bring it to stew."

Ye Jiming: "Hey the dog!"

Chi Xiaochi: "You're too angry, so scolding people like this will make it easy to scold yourself, and the gains will outweigh the losses."

Ye Jiming took his eyes and squinted at him.

Chi Xiaochi took a sip of wine: "That's right, on our side, swearing is more euphemistic. For example, I eat hot pot, you eat hot pot base; I blow the air conditioner, you blow the air conditioner outside."

Ye Jiming: "I don't understand, I will be fined three cups."

Chi Xiaochi drank three cups.

Ye Jiming muttered and cursed Yan Jinhua over there.

He had a deep resentment for this person, and he was drunk, thinking about the past, and he was even more indignant, but the ancients scolded people upside down with those few words, Ye Jiming didn't want to talk about it in three ways, so he could only talk about it in bits and pieces. To say that he opens his mouth and closes his mouth is benevolence, righteousness and morality, and the world is righteous.

Chi Xiaochi punished him three times and filled him with wine: "He plans to stay in this world and have children later. I don't know how he plans to set an example for his children."

Ye Jiming spat: "Can he give birth to a child?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Can he find someone who will give birth to him?"

Such a tacit understanding of the three strikes won Ye Jiming's heart.

He picked up the glass: "Dry."

Chi Xiaochi: "Do it."

061 who witnessed the whole drinking process: "… "

What's this? Dirty talk meeting

When the ten jars of wine were exhausted, Chi Xiaochi blushed, and Ye Jiming fell to the ground drunk, unconscious.

To be reborn once, he needs a happy drunken break.

After getting drunk, Ye was not only weak and weak, but also because of the low mana, he was automatically transformed into a prototype, coiled into a coil of mosquito coils, wrapped around Duan Shujue's arm and fell asleep soundly.

Chi Xiaochi sat back in the spring, turned the fish tail, and when he had nothing to do, he turned the sword into the body of the piano.

It was the Jiao Tongqin that Duan Shujue used to play. Chi Xiaochi leaned against the wall and closed his eyes to rest. Ren Duan Shujue used one hand to slowly stroke the scattered sound, helping Ye Jiming sleep peacefully.

And 061 read the original text of "The Immortal Mermaid" for him.

He had already read the full text in advance, but even he didn't remember where in the original text it was written that he was absolutely incapable of getting drunk.

So after Duan Shujue played the qin and fell asleep according to the regular schedule, 061 closed the book and asked Chi Xiaochi where he knew this.

Chi Xiaochi put down the qin, put one hand on his knee, and put the snake's left arm on the shore, and said, "I don't know. I just think, let him try."

…try to get drunk, try to sneak out of the mountain, and try all kinds of life that should be tried in this world.

"He has been different from the book in his life, and the so-called original text is just a reference."

061 thought, that's true, when Yan Jinhua came, everything changed. His parents died at least four years early, and he lost the opportunity to be brought up normally. He was raised so ignorant that he recognized a thief as his father.

Unexpectedly, Chi Xiaochi seemed to know what he was thinking, listened to the sound of water and cicadas, and said slowly: "Yan Jinhua is a wolf-hearted, but if he doesn't force the plot and pulls hard, Duan Shujue and Ye Jiming will not. There is such a camaraderie growing up together.”

"Now, everything has changed, he is no longer set, he is not living in the script, he is a real person, he has his own love and hate, there is no need to follow the book, and he has to be the gentleman who can't make mistakes all his life. ." Chi Xiaochi immersed himself in the slightly warm spring water, "I haven't been drunk once, and I've indulged once, and I'm completely blind to this person."

Having said that, Chi Xiaochi regained his energetic look, and it seemed that 061 was soft-hearted and liked.

061 closed the book halfway and asked, "Do you still read it?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "Read."

061: "… huh?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "I want to hear it." After all, he had to know all the chips in Yan Jinhua's hand before he could bet.

061 smiled: "Okay."

061 moistened his throat and began to study again.

The literary style of the book is average, with occasional typos and inconsistencies. Fortunately, the style of writing is quiet, and Chi Xiaochi listens quietly.

A full moon sank in the spring in front of him, and the fish tail swayed slightly, breaking the moon into ripples, dazzling silver fragments, and within a few moments, the reflection returned to perfection.

In fact, Chi Xiaochi also wanted to get drunk for himself.

After repeated role changes and short rest periods, it would be a lie to say that he is not tired.

But who would have thought that a merman could not get drunk.

… seems to be a little out of luck.

Fortunately, he has six teachers, and the voice is like alcohol, which is intoxicating enough.

Chi Xiaochi raised his hand, touched the position of his heart, and thought, not counting this world, after three worlds, he will no longer hear this person's voice.

Chi Xiaochi had guessed who he would be, but after several doubts and vetoes, he no longer dared to trust himself.

Only in this matter, he can't believe evidence, intuition, judgment, or anything.

Because of the fear of loss, I dare not have hope.

The only thing that can make him feel at ease is to let 061 stand in front of him and tell himself clearly who he is.

Thinking of this, he called: "Six teachers."

061 stopped studying: "What's wrong?"

Chi Xiaochi paused for a long time, lowered his eyes, and said, "... I'm sleepy."

061 closed the book with a smile in his voice: "Well, I don't read it anymore. Go to bed earlier. Will you wake up at the same time tomorrow? Or later? You've been drinking, I'm afraid you'll feel uncomfortable if you wake up early."

Chi Xiaochi: "Old time."

061 resisted the urge to pinch his face: "Okay, go to sleep."

Early the next morning, Ye Jiming woke up, with a splitting headache, and refused to admit the fact that he survived last night and Duan Shu was absolutely safe, so he shouted that the wine was bad and fake.

Chi Xiaochi said, "Well, it's fake wine. Next time, add some realgar to taste."

Ye Jiming: "..."

At this stage, Ye Jiming was absolutely unable to beat Duan Shu, so he was so angry that he found a pile of stones and threw him while he was practicing swordsmanship. Not surprisingly, he was cut into lime with a few swords by Chi Xiaochi.

Ye Jongming refused to admit defeat, and went to buy wine. He insisted on fighting with Duan Shujue to the death, but every time he was drunk and murmured in his mouth.

After a few drunks, Ye Jiming and Chi Xiaochi found out that they had similar temperaments. They were both swear words lovers and tenth-level scholars of Black Banquet Jinhua. Their relationship improved and they gradually became bad friends.

Ye Jiming said to Chi Xiaochi on the eve of the time when Yan Jinhua was about to come back, "Xiaoyu, as well as those with the surname Chi, this gentleman is leaving."

When he mentioned this, Duan Shujue was practicing swordsmanship under the moon.

Hearing this, Duan Shujue held the sword in his hand.

But Chi Xiaochi knew that this day would come: "Go slow, don't send it."

Ye Jiming said curiously, "Why don't you ask this gentleman to leave?"

Chi Xiaochi tried to scabbard his sword, but he missed the alignment a few times.

While bowing his head to the sword, he said: "You are Jiao Shen, how do you cultivate in the mountains? Go to a bigger place, whether it is the mountain or the sea, I will take good care of Duan Shujue, if you want to come back to see him, Remember to bring wine and I'll show it to you."

After speaking, he finally managed to put the sword into the sheath.

Ye Jiming spat at him: "Fuck you."

That night, Ye Jiming left the mountain and banqueted Jinhua back to the mountain.

After 15 days of relaxation, Yan Jinhua's depression about losing the little black snake has subsided a lot. Once he returned to the mountain, he began to wait excitedly for the convening of the Jingxu Sword Club.

… And Chi Xiaochi was also waiting.

Duan Shujue's tragedy began after meeting Yan Jinhua, but the collapse of his entire life stemmed from this sword club.