At that time, in Shiyu Mountain, a group of tomb robbers accidentally touched the seal, causing a thousand-year-old mountain ghost to be born. Anyone who enters Shiyu Mountain has no return, no exception.
The black shark wants to catch the mountain ghost and plunder its elixir, and the white shark wants to save the fellow. So one pretended to be a scholar and the other pretended to be a swordsman, pretending that Yushan was captured when passing by, and the two were thrown into the same Tiankeng.
Seeing this, Yan Jinhua recalled his unpleasant experience of chasing articles.
When the two of them were in prison, the black Jiao took the name Ming Ye, who was often mischievous, deliberately teasing the serious and gentle Duan Shujue, and the author spent more time describing the scholar named "Ming Ye" as having a first-class appearance and a beautiful appearance. , the readers below cheered up one after another, scolding women disguised as men is a clichéd old stalk, while chasing the article fascinatedly, waiting for the author to take off the vest of the "Ming Ye" girl and let him become the male protagonist's harem the first person.
A few chapters later, the author successfully picked up the horses for "Ming Ye", and personally proved that he was a man who was like a fake and had two dicks, at least one more than the readers here.
As soon as the update came out, the comment area was half crazy.
Due to the threat of abandonment from readers, the author can only bite the bullet and change the text.
Hei Jiao's Ding Ding has grown, and even if you help him clean up, readers can't erase the memory of this man as a male from their minds, so the author had to cut off the plot line of Shi Yushan, because everyone said that they did not want to The plot continues and the main character becomes gay.
The author said weakly in the comment area that the ghost of the mountain is actually a good story, don't you want to read it
Except for some people who think it doesn't matter, most people have expressed that they don't want to see it, get out. Lao Tzu spends money to read Duan Shu, so don't give Lao Tzu hydrology.
As a result, the Shiyu Mountain line was cut down in the middle, and it was written briefly. The first time the black scorpion and the white shark fought, because they did not take this young and "pedantic" Daoist person in the eyes, the black scorpion was defeated, and the white shark rescued Xianmen. Everyone, from now on, the world has become famous.
But readers are still unhappy.
Yan Jinhua asked in the comment area: The author, what about the thousand-year-old elixir of the mountain ghost, do you want it? No matter how bad it is, it is also OJBK to harvest mountain ghosts into the harem.
The author replied: This is not what Duan Shu should definitely want.
Yan Jinhua was almost stunned by the breath of the white lotus that was floating ten miles from the top of the wind. He was so angry that he made several negative comments, saying that the protagonist was such a useless virtuous person, so he might as well go out as a monk, or dislike the two of his own. The ornaments used were chopped up, and they went to the palace to be eunuchs.
Since then, the author has not responded in the comment area.
However, the cutting of the Shiyu Mountain line directly led to the chaos of the next writing and rhythm of "The Merman Immortal", but that is a later story, and I will not mention it for the time being.
the other side.
During the break between Chi Xiaochi's sword practice, 061 also took Chi Xiaochi to review this story.
It seems that Yan Jinhua's resentment towards this episode is really not small, so in his last life, he not only held the sword in the stone, bravely braved Shi Yushan, rescued all the imprisoned fellows, but also upheld the righteousness, killed the mountain ghost, and put the body When I brought it back, the fire of the dan was not extinguished, and after forty-nine days of refining, Fang refining produced a red heart stone.
At that time, Duan Shujue was absorbed by the sword in the stone, but he didn't realize it. He practiced the sword painstakingly in Yuguangtan. He didn't know anything about the outside world, and he didn't even know that he had such a long-term relationship.
Chi Xiaochi commented on Yan Jinhua: "He is really a hero who makes a big deal out of small details."
061 shook his head: "In a way, he's a strong man." After all, not just anyone can rob someone else's life without any burden.
061 added: "If he puts his energy on the right path, with his status as the second senior brother, even if he doesn't rubbing against Duan Shujue, he will be able to get good luck."
"Come on. Don't put a high hat on him." Chi Xiaochi said, "For someone like this, expect him to learn? A rectum leads to the brain, how much he learns and how much he learns."
061 laughed at Chi Xiaochi's mouth and asked, "What are you going to do now?"
Chi Xiaochi said, "Practice the sword."
Doing what he wants to do for Duan Shujue is one of the main guiding ideologies of his service project.
And Duan Shujue's own interests are really not much, nothing more than practicing swordsmanship and making friends.
… and now there may be one more snake.
For a protagonist, it may be too boring.
But this is the life that Duan Shujue loves, so he has the responsibility to help him lay a good foundation.
Chi Xiaochi picked up the sword in the stone.
In the blue sky of bright and clean tiles, the young man is dancing swords in front of the water, surrounded by fog, one point at a time, light and comfortable, like an ink painting made by the hand of Danqing.
"… wrong."
But soon, a pointing sound came from not far away.
Wen Yujing was lying high with incense burning, holding a book in one hand, hair ties scattered on the wooden chair along with the blue silk, carrying the demeanor of a worldly fairy.
He stared at the page and said, "Between the eighth and ninth forms, there should be some ventilation."
Chi Xiaochi put away his sword stance, held the sword on his back, and bowed slightly to salute: "Master. The sword manuals handed down by our ancestors are very detailed, but there is no mention of ventilation here."
Wen Yujing turned over a page of the book and said, "Then the swordsmanship is wrong. If you don't believe it, compare it a few times."
061 He has also been to the world of immortal cultivation before. He found that the so-called cultivation of immortals is nothing more than self-cultivation and nourishment of "qi", qi nourishes the mind, spirit nourishes the body, the trinity, balances circulation, qi becomes power, and after the strength is strong, it can evolve into spiritual power. , With spiritual power, you can fly to the sky, and do anything.
To put it bluntly, Jindan, Nascent Soul, God Transformation, and Ascension are all manifestations of refining Qi to a certain extent.
For ordinary people, the so-called "Qi" is infinitely mysterious, and it takes decades, or even a hundred years of meditation, to obtain it.
For a system that is good at calculation, once the operation and arrangement rules of "qi" are mastered, this is a calculation set of a bunch of 0s and 1s.
To put it bluntly, science can advance the cause of immortality greatly.
Just now, he just used a scientific algorithm to calculate the most suitable cultivation method for Chi Xiaochi.
Chi Xiaochi looked at him for a while, but didn't say anything.
He thought of a summer vacation a long time ago, he took a big math problem and asked Lou Ying downstairs.
Lou Ying was pinching his watch to make a set of physics papers, and when the last final question was halfway through, Chi Xiaochi came to the door.
He simply pointed out the calculation method, and Chi Xiaochi calculated it and came up with an answer.
However, the standard answer given after the summer homework was completely different from the one he calculated.
He said, "Hey, wrong."
Lou Ying didn't read the answer. He pulled his scratch paper and read it for a few seconds before pushing it back: "Your answer is fine. The book is wrong."
Chi Xiaochi: "... ah?"
Lou Ying has always been humble and courteous to anyone, but only when facing the field he is good at has a unique and gentle sense of strength: "It's either a misprint or a miscalculation. It's not your fault anyway."
Chi Xiaochi flipped through the pages, and sure enough, the answers on the entire page were wrong.
He looked at Lou Ying with light in his eyes: "Brother Lou, you are so amazing."
Lou Ying smiled and accepted the compliment gladly. He proofread the calculation process on the scratch paper, filled in the answers on the paper, turned off the timer with more than 40 seconds left, and turned to ask Chi Xiaochi, "Are you playing games?"
Chi Xiaochi turned his back and saw Wen Yujing's appearance when he was studying just now.
He tried his best to erase that image from the image of the man in his mind, took off his shoes, and jumped to the surface.
The merman is good at water control, walks on water, and does not wet socks. As for the swordsmanship of the merman, only practicing beside the Lingquan Xiushui can achieve twice the result with half the effort.
He pulled the sword into a beautiful sword flower and placed it flat in the palm of his hand, exactly the starting position of the eighth style.
Wen Yujing, who was on the shore, held a scroll, and when Chi Xiaochi turned his back to him, he got up and walked a few steps slowly, putting Chi Xiaochi's shoes off by the lake.
Since following Wen Yujing, Chi Xiaochi's daily life has been practicing swordsmanship and raising cats.
After getting along for a long time, he gradually understood Wen Yujing's habits.
Similar to a modern ragdoll, he is graceful, easy-going and gentle, never letting Chi Xiaochi out of his sight, likes to observe secretly, is lazy and sleepy, loves his bamboo lounge chair, and can't wait to carry his sword on his back.
After changing back into a cat body, he was extra clingy, liked being held by people, and especially liked to be touched on his back. When he felt comfortable, he would even show his belly, without the pretense of being a master.
Chi Xiaochi suspected for a while that he ran to the Sword Club just to find a tickle that was pleasing to the eye.
As a result, he got Duan Shujue, not only found a good shit shoveling officer for himself, but also sucked fish along the way, killing two birds with one stone.
Before Chi Xiaochi started licking the cat for the first time, he said, "Master, this is too arrogant."
Wen Yujing leaned on top of him, his tail swept around comfortably, not afraid of being offended at all.
Chi Xiaochi obeyed the teacher's order and started licking the cat.
The soft little ball has a first-class feel when you roll it up, and the after-sales service is guaranteed, so you don't have to worry about being bitten.
But as a fish, Chi Xiaochi can't fully enjoy the joy of licking cats, and always feels that he will be sucked back if he is not careful.
His master was obviously very satisfied with his new apprentice, and he had to pull him to sleep with him every day.
Chi Xiaochi felt that this was not a normal and healthy relationship between master and apprentice, so after coaxing Master to sleep one day, he returned to the lake, turned a fish tail, and lay on the rock, wanting to be a quiet mermaid.
As a result, when he woke up in the middle of the night, he found that his master was sleeping soundly on the tail of his fish, holding a large fish scale in his four claws, making him a quilt.
Chi Xiaochi was instantly drowsy.
Chi Xiaochi, who couldn't sleep, chatted with 061, discussing whether Wen Yujing regarded him as an apprentice, a pillow, or a reserve of grain.
061 said: "He just likes you very much."
Chi Xiaochi said: "I know. I also like hairy crabs, especially the ones with a lot of yellow fat."
061 couldn't help laughing: "There should be both."
Chi Xiaochi: "What does 'all of them' mean?"
061 said: "It means to treat you as everything."
Chi Xiaochi: "…"
He put his hands on the rock, looked at the kitten sleeping peacefully under his scales, and thought about the dog meat he always joked about cooking it up.
061 said: "There is still a little time before dawn, sleep a little longer."
Chi Xiaochi: "Can't sleep."
061 said: "How about watching a movie?"
Chi Xiaochi: "Look."
Therefore, 061 chose a huge jade screen on the other side of the lake as a projection screen, and played an open-air movie under the moonlight. The movie is a foreign documentary on the ocean, and there are no subtitles. The person on the screen reads a sentence, and 061 translates it at the same time. After a while, Chi Xiaochi fell asleep on the rock.
061 turned off the movie and softly said good night.
The kitten in her arms opened her eyes, looked at her beloved a few times tenderly, and then continued to sleep.
The breeze blowing through the center of the lake blew the blue-dyed sycamore leaves with a rustling sound.
Apart from the occasional troubles, the two masters and apprentices get along quite happily.
Until three months later, Chi Yunzi came to the door and detailed the strange incident of Shi Yushan.
He wants to guard Jingxu Peak, so he needs a capable disciple to go there and check the situation. Among the younger generation, Chi Yunzi counted and found that there is only one Duan Shu left.
Chi Xiaochi agreed on behalf of Duan Shujue, and read "The Immortal Mermaid" again in private.
In "The Immortal Mermaid", for very real reasons, the story of mountain ghosts is not detailed, so neither Yan Jinhua nor Chi Xiaochi can open the perspective of God.
The only information they know is that the mountain ghost is female and has lived for at least a thousand years.
During the serialization, many readers speculated whether Duan Shujue wanted to collect a stamp and accept her as a harem when he left her to die.
In the later stage, the author let the mountain ghost appear in the update, and gave Duan Shujue her newly brewed wine. She specially wrote that her appearance was mediocre, except for a pair of lake-like eyes that raised the overall score, she was only barely considered to be beautiful.
At this time, readers thought that the author deliberately slapped them in the face, and made a scene in the comment area again.
Soon after, the author became a eunuch in despair, and threw the text down, and there was no more text.
Chi Xiaochi really wanted to know what this mountain ghost that existed in the author's imagination looked like.
But Yan Jinhua was more looking forward to it than Chi Xiaochi.
Of course, he couldn't have fallen directly into Shiyu Mountain when he was on a mission with other brothers and sisters, as written in the book. The second batch of people from Jingxu Peak were also folded in Shiyu Mountain. When they heard that Chiyunzi had gone back to the first peak, they immediately slammed on the door.
The plan has changed, so should his strategy.
The mountain ghost is indeed a piece of fat. Duan Shu is definitely a gentleman and a saint. He can't bear to kill him.
Even if his strength is not good enough to kill a mountain ghost, as a thousand-year-old monster, there will always be some treasures around her.
Chi Yunzi couldn't help but be surprised when the second apprentice, who had always been lazy, made such a request: "What's the use of you going?"
Yan Jinhua knew how to be a human being, and didn't say anything about saving his fellow clan or the righteousness of the world, and said, "Return to Master, after all, I have been with Junior Brother Duan for a while, and I haven't seen Junior Brother Duan for a long time. It's a good time to travel, I have made some medicine pills here, which are not precious, but they are also a kind of heart, and I hope Master will fulfill them."
These words are sincere and reasonable, and it is rare for this stubborn second disciple to ask for a task on his own. Chi Yunzi thought for a moment, and then agreed. He only made three orders and five appeals.
Hearing this name, Yan Jinhua almost vomited blood: "...Wen... Is the little uncle going too?"
Chi Yunzi said: "He prefers his new apprentice, so he said he wanted to go with him because he was afraid that something would happen to him."
Wen Yujing took away Duan Shujue and then picked up his orb, which also caused Yan Jinhua to have no favors for this person.
Privately, the system told Yan Jinhua'er: "Host, Duan Shujue is now his apprentice, and it's already done, but the orb must come back."
No need for a system reminder, Yan Jinhua had already planned to do so.
Even if Wen Yujing hid the treasure, he would still try to get it back, or he would lie about witnessing it, so he wouldn't deny it.
But Rao was as invulnerable as swords and spears, and he never imagined that Wen Yujing would directly embed the Dinghai Orb into the hilt of Duan Shujue's Sword in Stone after it was plated with silver.
Yan Jinhua: ... I'm fucking.
This kind of feeling of returning to the original owner can be said to be quite bad and disgusting for Yan Jinhua, as if all his efforts to jump up and down have been turned into useless effort, everything he quietly obtained from Duan Shujue will be Return to Duan Shujue in another form.
He forced himself to calm down and gave away the precious medicine pill that had been stored for a long time with a smile.
This medicine pill was made by him in his own space. He was full of spiritual energy. He kept a part of it himself, and the rest was intended to be used as an excuse to see Duan Shujue again, and he did not intend to give it away.
Duan Shujue was really like his gentleman's character, and he took the initiative to refuse: "Why bother Big Brother Yan?"
Yan Jinhua smiled, but he glanced at the sword in the stone at his waist: "Why be polite to Brother Yan? It's not a rare thing. Since it's given to you, just keep it."
Who would have thought, without waiting for Duan Shujue to reject the second time, Wen Yujing took the medicine pill, carefully examined it, and said in a gentle and calm tone, "He's right, it's really not a treasure, But anyway, it is also a heart, you accept it."
Yan Jinhua: "..."
With Master's approval, Duan Shujue thanked him and put the medicine pill into his pocket.
Yan Jinhua could see clearly that when he opened the mouth of the bag, it was filled with golden medicinal pills, and the spiritual energy overflowed, and one of them was stronger than his six.
He even heard his system gasp.
… Yan Jinhua experienced the fear of Wang Kai being slapped in the face by Shi Chong hanging from a coral tree more than three feet high.
061 means that it is normal operation.
He doesn't know about alchemy, but he has seen top-quality elixirs in Chiyunzi. After analysis, it can be proved that alchemy is not difficult. It is probably the combination of some metal elements and inorganic medicines such as oxides, sulfides, and chlorides. Sieve the excess mercury, use the stone powder produced by the unique three-machine stone in Jingxufeng as the main raw material, add "gas" with a purity of more than 98%, and add a simple equation series summation formula, The calculated Σ is used as the volume of "Qi", which is refined and concentrated, and injected into the elixir.
The essence of the so-called scientific cultivation of immortals lies in this. After learning mathematics, physics and chemistry, you are not afraid to travel all over the world.
The three of them disguised themselves and prepared to go on their way.
Duan Shujue is a young swordsman, and Wen Yujing is Duan Shujue's sword holder. The two of them match each other, and they are both extraordinary, which makes Duan Shujue a little more extravagant. The little son who ran away secretly and dreamed of being a chivalrous man, his family was worried, so he sent a son-in-law to accompany him with his sword in his arms.
In contrast, Yan Jinhua is extraordinarily redundant.
Yan Jinhua didn't care about this. His eyes were fixed on the orb, and he was chatting with his teeth all the way. When he reached the Shiyu Mountain boundary and fell in the mountains, Yan Jinhua pretended to be surprised that he found out in the stone. Accessories on the sword: "Book Jue, the accessories on your sword look familiar."
The orb has always been properly collected by Yan Jinhua, and has never been seen by Duan Shujue.
Duan Shujue lowered his head, caressed the orb lightly, and was slightly puzzled: "This item was given to me by Master."
Yan Jinhua said with a smile: "It's a coincidence, this is very similar to the beads I lost in the Jingxu Sword Club."
Under the crazy hint of such strength, Wen Yujing really had a reaction.
He said, "A dozen years ago, I found this thing in a sea area, where did you get the pearl?"
Yan Jinhua: "..."
How did he know that he got this thing in the sea
Could it be that there are two jewels? Or... is he implying something to himself? Does he know something
Yan Jinhua, who was thinking of Suozhu, suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.
Wen Yujing smiled and said again: "The road is facing the sky, each has an opportunity, and it is common sense that things are similar."
Yan Jinhua carefully scrutinized these words, and a sentence from Mother Gan Lin was about to come out.
Isn't this fucking hooligan and beaten to death without recognizing the account? What about picking up beads early, clearly not wanting to pay back the nonsense!
The bullshit is on the road, you pick it up and it's yours? So shameless!
Under Yan Jinhua's righteous indignation, he even scolded himself.
But he had nothing to do with Wen Yujing, no one had seen him use this bead, not even Duan Shujue knew of the existence of this bead, what did he use to prove that the bead once belonged to him
Being attacked by his familiar moves, Yan Jinhua was very disgusting and helpless.
The three of them turned along the mountain, looking for something, but there was no trace of the mountain ghost.
Behind the three of them, a small black snake with colorful scales and scales quietly walked along the tree in the sunlight, its golden eyes fixed on Wen Yujing's back, and it spat out a bright red snake letter.
Is that what others said, Xiaoyu's new master
It doesn't look like much.