Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Chapter 17: Genius Cannon Fodder Counterattack (17)

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Cheng Jian was busy all morning, and he stopped working after his brother's lunch box was brought up from downstairs. By the way, he swiped his brother's Weibo while he was eating.

This brush is the problem.

He called Cheng Yuan.

Cheng Yuan didn't answer the first call, so he contacted Su Xiulun, made up the whole situation, and determined that his brother was just unlucky to be involved, and he was slightly relieved.

He hurriedly cleaned up the meal his brother had brought, and called again after more than half an hour before Cheng Yuan picked it up.

His tone was a little tired, saying that he was all right.

Cheng Jian said, "It's all right. Are you at home?"

Cheng Yuan said, "On the way home."

Cheng Jian said, "Go home directly, don't go anywhere. Wait for my brother to come home."

His younger brother is not a character who can handle things, Cheng Jian knew.

He went downstairs and was about to leave when the front desk informed him that a gentleman surnamed Yang had come to him.

Cheng Jian asked, "When?"

The girl at the front desk thought for a while: "An hour ago, it was when your brother came to deliver meals."

Cheng Jian: "..." I rely on it.

Back at home, Chi Xiaochi locked himself in the room to play melancholy.

Cheng Jian almost walked home with him, and went straight to Cheng Yuan's room as soon as he entered.

Chi Xiaochi elaborated on Yang Baihua's shameless appeal to him, and chose to skip his own reply, which can be said to be very detailed and appropriate.

Before Cheng Jian finished listening, he rolled up his sleeves and planned to talk to Yang Baihua.

Chi Xiaochi pulled him back: "Brother, farewell."

Cheng Jian glared at him: "Don't say anything else? Are you still planning to be with him... "

Chi Xiaochi bowed his head: "The two of us are like this now, it's no fun to be together again."

Cheng Jian was stunned for a moment when his younger brother announced the breakup.

But he seized the opportunity decisively and angrily attacked Yang Baihua with a thousand words, systematically demonstrated how Yang Baihua was not worthy of Cheng Yuan, and in the end he thought angrily: You dare to break up with my brother, you have never seen the world s things.

... It can be seen that Mr. Cheng is really contradictory and double-standard.

Afraid that Cheng Jian's mouth would be dry, Chi Xiaochi cowardly brought a glass of water to Cheng Jian, and called him flatteringly, "Brother. I've made you worry."

Cheng Jian pressed his brother's head and shook it like a golden retriever.

"Fool. Sing your song well."

The brewing and fermenting of the situation was as expected by Chi Xiaochi.

As of 1 hour before dinner, Chi Xiaochi's clarification Weibo has been forwarded 30,000 times, and the comments have exceeded 10,000.

As for Tang Huan's studio Weibo, it was even more lively.

As soon as the studio's statement was released, it was slapped in the face, and the so-called "audio leak" turned into a joke.

… The sound source can be leaked to the works published a few years ago in one breath. Whether you, Tang Huan, plagiarize or transcend, choose one.

As for the plagiarized marketing account, Yundu spent a lot of money on public relations. People who have always been in charge of Tang Huan in such hot events are as quiet as chickens this time.

Netizens didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they all @ the marketing account, calling on him to speak up.

It was not until Yundu's new statement was issued that everyone moved their positions happily.

In the new statement, the studio apologized to the public, saying that the two songs suspected of plagiarism were bought this time, and posted screenshots of the relevant contracts. Yan Zheng said that it would pursue the responsibility of the seller and safeguard the creative rights of the original author. , Tang Huan will hold a public apology meeting later, please supervise the fans, and so on.

A few minutes after the new statement was issued, the plagiarized person followed up with an official statement, thanking Yundu for clarifying the misunderstanding in time, and at the same time saying that the plagiarist would also be investigated, so as to open up a blue sky for original music.

On the fifth anniversary of Tang Huan's debut, the army was in chaos and people turned their backs.

Some people believe this explanation, and some people scoff at it.

Chi Xiaochi commented: "Abandon the pawn and protect the handsome."

061 said: "I can think of it."

Chi Xiaochi held his mobile phone for research.

In the screenshot provided by Tang Huan's studio, although the name of the singer has been image-processed, it is entirely possible to imagine which three words are under the shadow.

In order to keep Tang Huan, what Yang Xiaoyan will sacrifice, I am afraid that Yang Xiaoyan herself can't fully imagine now.

Before the two sides were torn apart, netizens expressed that they were not excited, and then began to ask what songs Tang Huan had bought before.

As a result, Tang Huan's fans quit, and passersby and fans were torn apart, which was very lively.

The second half of the scene had nothing to do with Chi Xiaochi, so he was able to get out of the scene successfully, watching the fun and ecstatic.

He flipped through the comments and sighed: "Look, there are few placentas among their fans. I think they are looking forward to the death of their idols."

061 agreed and added: "Many people who watch the fun are not fuel-efficient lamps. In fact, they don't care about the facts. After eating the melon, they will find a place to spit seeds from time to time. Even if the studio clarifies that it is not plagiarism, in the future when Tang Huan releases new songs, there will still be people who scold Tang Huan for plagiarism."

Chi Xiaochi smiled: "You are quite emotional."

061 said gently: "It's because of you that I feel it."

Chi Xiaochi: "... ah?"

061 recently reviewed all of Chi Xiaochi's variety shows.

In Chi Xiaochi's world line, one of his countless black spots is "illiterate".

On one of his last interviews, the host asked him which book he liked the most.

Chi Xiaochi replied, "Harry Potter."

The host laughed and said that when he asked the guests before, all the guests said that they liked to read famous novels such as "A Dream of Red Mansions" and "Jane Eyre", and Chi Xiaochi was the first person to show that he liked this kind of non-serious literature.

Chi Xiaochi didn't care: "Is there anything I can't mention."

Host: "Which character do you like the most?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Sirius Black."

Host: "Ah, a popular character. Can you talk about why you like him?"

Chi Xiaochi talked eloquently: "In Azkaban's 13 years, Blake survived by the belief of avenging his friends. He has tenacious vitality and love to support him, and he can survive by eating mice. … I like In his end, he fulfilled his wish, to be with Harry forever as godfather, to give Harry a home, to be together for two..."

The more the host listened, the more wrong it became. He interrupted Chi Xiaochi and said, "But Sirius finally died."

Chi Xiaochi was obviously taken aback: "... Dead?"

The host smiled: "Don't you even know his final ending?"

This mistake seemed to be a big blow to Chi Xiaochi, and his questions and answers afterward seemed to be a little loose, rather out of shape.

After this episode aired, mockery erupted all over for a while, saying that Chi Xiaochi wanted to set himself up as someone who could read a lot of books, but he had no choice but to exert too much force. In essence, he was a rubbish who couldn't even pass the university entrance exam.

This piece of black material was made into a screenshot by people with a heart, and it was often taken out and mounted when inventorying illiterate stars.

061 felt that Chi Xiaochi was wronged.

He said frankly: "I don't think anyone would use "Harry Potter" to run a learned character, and I don't think the scholarship you got in high school for three years is a fake. You probably just remembered the details of the story wrong, and you shouldn't be accused of this. ."

Chi Xiaochi was rarely silent.

After a while, he said: "I am a public figure. Whether positive or negative, public opinion is my compulsory homework."

061 said: "If I was..."

Having said that, 061 suddenly closed.

Chi Xiaochi was happy: "It would be great if you were here. You can help me delete posts for free. My annual public relations fee starts at one million, and Sam is going to worry about it."

Sam is Chi Xiaochi's agent.

Hearing this, 061 pursed his lips and smiled: "Because you always cause trouble."

In fact, what 061 just wanted to say is that if I was there at that time, at least one friend would accompany you and comfort you.

As far as he knows, Chi Xiaochi has few friends in the circle. On the one hand, he has a high starting point and an independent temperament, and does not like to make friends with people in the circle. Respect him.

The reason why he didn't say it is because 061 remembered what was formatted by the main god before.

After being formatted, all of 061's system friends advised him not to speak in deep words. Although a good relationship with the host is beneficial to the execution of the task, it is too easy to cause unknown troubles.

Thinking of this, even though I admire Chi Xiaochi very much, it is better to avoid it intentionally.

One person, one system was chatting when Su Xiulun called and asked him if he had time tomorrow. If so, ask him to come to the Nebula Music Department. Their preliminary work has been prepared and they can start recording the master tape.

Chi Xiaochi was on the phone when he suddenly heard a "Huh" from 061.

He remained silent until he hung up the phone and asked, "What?"

061: "The Lord God told me to return to 'in a moment' for 3 hours after receiving the notification."

Chi Xiaochi: "'The Lord God'? 'In an instant'?"

061 explained in an easy-to-understand way: "The Lord God is my immediate boss. 'In a moment' is his office."

Chi Xiaochi understood, waved his hand and said, "Go ahead. I have nothing major here."

061 said: "The main god stipulates that the system can only return to the space after the host's brain waves enter a stable state—that is, after sleep. In such a sudden call, other systems are required to replace the shift to ensure the host's rights and interests."

Chi Xiaochi asked, "Substitute class? Which one?"

061 couldn't help but laugh: "You know it. 009."

Chi Xiaochi recalled.

Oh, the copywriter with the dream of a foodie.

061 said: "009 is a good boy, but a little noisy."

After explaining to Chi Xiaochi, 061 accepted the transmission and stopped in an instant.

Chi Xiaochi's head was quiet for a moment, and a young AI full of vitality sounded: "Host No. 1198, I am System No. 009, and I will serve you wholeheartedly."

Chi Xiaochi: "Hello."

009: "Hello. Have you eaten yet? Can I have dinner?"

Chi Xiaochi: "..." It's too direct.

009 said embarrassedly, "I heard 061 say many times that Chi Xiaochi's cooking is delicious, and I always wanted to come and try it."

Chi Xiaochi: "He said it many times?"

After 009 was subtly silent for a moment, he just skipped the question.

He begged: "I promised to give 089 ten night shifts before going through the back door in exchange for this opportunity."

Chi Xiaochi asked, "Who is 089?"

009 Answer: "Our random system."

Chi Xiaochi: "…"

Chi Xiaochi felt that he should be given a chance.

See how hungry the kids are.

Cheng's father and mother were not at home, and Cheng Jian rushed back to the company to handle affairs after comforting his younger brother, leaving only Aunt Chen at home.

009's body is a boy in white clothes and black trousers. He looks about 18 years old. He is not tall, but he has slender limbs and a pair of black-rimmed glasses on his face. He looks very literary and well-behaved.

Aunt Chen saw 009 and asked, "Xiao Yuan, is this?"

Chi Xiaochi said naturally: "My junior brother, come to play with me, specially to taste my craft. Aunt Chen, don't be busy, just take a rest."

While talking, Chi Xiaochi opened the dining stool and wanted 009 to sit down at the dining table, but 009 went into the kitchen behind Chi Xiaochi, with a small tail: "I want to watch you do it."

Aunt Chen heard Cheng Jian mention it and knew what happened on the Internet today. She thought that 009 was here to comfort Cheng Yuan, so she smiled happily.

She's clumsy and doesn't understand music, so now there is a young man who looks kind and well-behaved to accompany Xiao Yuan, and Xiao Yuan's mood will be better.

After leaving Aunt Chen, Chi Xiaochi stood by the chopping board and cut vegetables, and said, "I remember that 061 told me that the system turns entities into reality, which is a violation."

009 asked carefully: "Will you report me?"

Chi Xiaochi raised his eyebrows: "What if."

009 thought for a while with a gloomy face, patted his stomach, and finally made up his mind: "Then...then eat first."

Chi Xiaochi sighed, he is really a foodie with ideals and responsibilities.

Probably because he was afraid of being reported, 009 would start munching on the case as soon as the dishes came to the table, and there was a tendency to eat enough food.

Chi Xiaochi was curious: "Is it alright for your system to eat?"

009 took a hot sip of ham and bamboo shoot soup, and smacked his tongue: "Eat it and it becomes data. A belly of 0s and 1s, hehe."

Chi Xiaochi: "..." high-end operation, high-end operation.

He gave 009 a pair of chopsticks and black pepper beef grains: "I heard 061 say that you are the original AI and innate data."

009 held the chopsticks and nodded.

"Then you should know a lot about the Lord God?"

009: "I'm just a copywriter. I don't know much about the Lord God."

Chi Xiaochi said: "If you don't know the Lord God, then you should be well informed. You have been in various departments of the Lord God."

009 was shocked, a pair of almond eyes widened: "How do you know?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "I think you are quite skilled at bribing people. You should be helping people a lot, so that you can get a chance to run out for dinner."

009 rubbed his head and smiled with two dimples, sweet and reassuring, like an orange-flavored gummy: "If you want to say that the one with the best information is definitely 023. But I'm not bad."

Chi Xiaochi approached him and said, "I have a few questions. I've wanted to ask since I came in, but I haven't had a chance to talk to the Lord God. I think, 061 is not innate data, some things may not be clear, it may be faster to ask you ."

Cannibalism is short, not to mention that 009 likes to chat with people, and said generously: "You ask. As long as I know, and it does not involve a confidentiality agreement, I will tell you."

"I think your bosses are very interesting." Chi Xiaochi asked, "As his subsystems, are you voluntary labor?"

009 bit a piece of sweet and sour steak, and didn't understand what Chi Xiaochi meant: "Huh?"

Chi Xiaochi simplified the question: "Is there any benefit for you to work?"

009 smiled: "I am the original data, serving the people. But like 061 brother, there is a task target quota. I remember 061 brother told me that his task target is 200 times. In the world you are in now, It was his 101st mission."

"What about after the mission is successful?"

009 shook his head: "I don't know about this. But I have worked in the system logistics support department. I know that like 061, they have signed contracts with the Lord God. Oh, in your words, it is a labor contract."

Chi Xiaochi was very interested: "What is the content of the contract?"

009 nibbled at the ribs with relish: "I'm also curious about this, and I even checked it secretly, but I don't have such high-end access rights."

Chi Xiaochi said, "I still have a few questions."

009 A thin and small chest: "Go ahead."

Chi Xiaochi asked: "You travel through various world lines. What is the driving force that supports your operation? Why does the Lord God do this?"

He asked: "How did you choose the target of the task? Are there conditions? Why did you choose me? Why did you choose Cheng Yuan?"

He asked again: "Also, after I finish the task and leave, what should the target of the task do?"

009 was stunned, and a half-gnawed braised pork rib dropped from his mouth.