Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Chapter 183: System VS System (30)

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Yan Jinhua was really scared.

He was lying on the icy ground of Mingyuelou with his butt up, and was tortured to death by the pain of the cane, humming non-stop.

No one sent the medicine to treat him, and the medicine that Duan Shujue fed him was just hanging his life for him.

During his imprisonment, it seemed that someone visited Yan Jinhua and asked Yan Jinhua some questions, such as where his hometown was and how he occupied the original Yan Jinhua's body, so on and so forth.

How could Yan Jinhua dare to make a fool of himself, he did everything in one go.

He wept bitterly and kowtowed bitterly, just like Ye Jiming who came to Jingxu Peak step by step in order to beg Duan Shu's body.

He recruited them all, and confessed that he was sent here, saying that this is actually a book, you and I are both people in the book, and I was also a last resort.

One foot on the ground and one foot on the ground confused the person who came to question him, so he had to write down his "nonsense" one by one and plan to report back to Chi Yunzi.

Just a few steps away from Yan Jinhua, two transparent data streams floated quietly.

001 scratched the back of his head: "I remember, the confidentiality clause is written at the top of our contract. 'Do not reveal identity' or something..."

"He violated a lot of rules, not bad for this one." 002 crossed out the name of "Yan Jinhua" on the monitor on his arm, and neatly arranged the unilateral termination of the contract, "Let's go. I have more. Work to be done."

After all, he grabbed 001 who was going to run away: "Where are you going?"

001 is unreasonable and strong: "Second brother, isn't everything settled, the contract with him is about to be terminated, the system has been sent to deal with data garbage, and new employees have also been sent to deal with his first two There's a hole in the mission world... I'm going to find the system that can play mahjong and make an appointment with him for two laps."

002 said: "No."

001: "Wow, are you my boss or I'm your boss."

002 held up his glasses: "For every thirty applications you process, I'll accompany you around."

001's eyes lit up: "Twenty."

002: "Forty."

001: "Twenty-five."

002: "Fifty."

001: "...Well, count yourself as ruthless, thirty."

As the two groups of data flowed into the air and dissipated invisible, the data pages remaining in front of Yan Jinhua's eyes completely disappeared.

In the original world, Yan Jinhua died suddenly, and the system collected his soul and compiled it into the database. It wanted to recruit some laborers. As long as he worked properly and completed the world line, the system would give him a resurrection. opportunity.

I didn't expect to pick up a piece of garbage and come back, miscalculated.

However, fortunately, the timely stop loss did not cause a greater disaster.

002 thought so.

After bringing 001 back to the space, in order to prevent him from escaping, 002 locked him in handcuffs in front of the desk, and then turned around again, took some medicine for the treatment of jellyfish toxin, packed it in a bag, and hung it on the head of the Huishou Peak. On the top of the pine tree, he pressed his chest with one hand and bowed to the pine tree.

After doing all this, 002 called up the memo, and crossed the line "Apologize to the system that was caught by mistake", announcing that one of the daily tasks was completed, and immediately disappeared into the sea of pine trees in the middle of the night, disappearing without a trace.

Since the last time someone came to interrogate, it has been ignored for several days.

Yan Jinhua was hungry and thirst unbearably, and only felt that he was dead.

But who knows, half a month later, he was actually transported down the Mingyue Building and thrown down the mountain.

Greed is indeed a sin, but in terms of his actions, it has not caused any substantive evil results, and killing a mortal who has no power to hold a chicken, Chi Yunzi feels that his hands are dirty, and he simply asked the real Yan Jinhua. After the opinion, it was decided to drive him out of the mountain gate.

Hearing the news, Su Yun felt a little unhappy: "Why? He has occupied the body of the second senior brother for many years, so is that the case?"

Su Yun used to hate Yan Jinhua very much, and he was not pleasing to the eye everywhere, but now that he knew that someone was occupying the magpie's nest, he had innocently wronged the real senior brother Yan for so many years, and he was inevitably guilty, so he simply took on the responsibility of taking care of Yan Jinhua. responsibility.

Yan Jinhua closed his eyes and said, "How could he die so easily?"

Su Yun: "Huh?"

Yan Jinhua swallowed a mouthful of medicine and said with a light expression: "Killing him gave him a pleasure. He is not from this world. Drive him out of the mountains and see how he makes a living."

Su Yun was a little dumbfounded.

After regaining his body, Yan Jinhua's mentality has become much calmer. Now, seeing this junior brother who used to argue with "myself", he is also a little teased: "Why, fourth junior brother does not allow senior brother to take revenge like this?"

Su Yun hurriedly denied: "No. As long as the senior brother can vent his anger, it will be fine."

Yan Jinhua smiled and put the quilt together: "Medicine."

Su Yun then fed Yan Jinhua a spoonful of the warm medicine in his palm.

Jing Xufeng did not have any fluctuations because of the departure of the fake "Yan Jinhua". Many people thought he was dead, and was thrown out of the mountain gate by a roll of mats, and died silently.

However, Yan Jinhua's growing regret bar proves that he is still lingering in a corner of this world.

The days seem to go by as usual, but Chi Xiaochi and Lou Ying now have to go to the main god's warehouse a few times a day and choose what to exchange their regret points for.

Because Yan Jinhua's remorse can be generated anytime and anywhere, the two of them are like a pair of Pixiu guarding the money printing machine. There is basically no difficulty in choosing, but occasionally there are differences.

Once, Chi Xiaochi didn't leave in front of a set of cards.

"I'm just short of this premium card in my set," he said.

Lou Ying looked at the card specially designed to treat women's ovarian cysts and said helplessly: "What are you doing with this, didn't you agree to redeem that game machine last time?"

Chi Xiaochi, who was suffering from an acute attack of chronic collecting addiction, said: "The pattern of this set of cards is beautiful. Besides, there's only one more left."

Lou Ying: "Just to make up a set?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Yeah."

Lou Ying: "Will you be happy if you have a set?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Yeah."

Lou Ying raised his hand, clicked the exchange button, turned the card placed high into a star stream, and put it into the two's warehouse.

Chi Xiaochi said casually, "Thank you, Dad."

Lou Ying laughed, and gently hooked the tip of Chi Xiaochi's nose where Chi Xiaochi couldn't see it, which counted as punishment.

Immediately, he coughed lightly and deliberately lowered his voice, but he couldn't suppress the indulgence in his voice: "Let's go, my little friend."

Chi Xiaochi was taken away by him.

In hindsight, he felt that he was quite useless.

It's been so many years, how come he still doesn't change his bad habits, and always loves to be willful in front of Brother Lou.

The more I live, the more I go back, bah.

However, he was still quite happy about the collection of cards, but when he went back to read the collection of cards, his mind was filled with the sound of "children", which made him always run away, and even nearly made Yan Jinhua regret twice. The meaning value is over 200, it can be said that it is very unconcerned.

They exchanged the card that Chi Xiaochi would never use in his life, and after waiting for two more days, they finally got what they wanted. Two days later, they exchanged the brand new old-fashioned red and white machine, which they planned to put in the space for two people. go with.

Duan Shujue, who was infected by the two people's shopping desire, also made up his mind to concentrate on his side business, and informed Lou Chi and the two of his thoughts in detail.

The mission can end at any time, the two are about to leave, and some finishing work needs to be done.

After recovering from the injury, Wen Yujing said goodbye to Chi Yunzi, saying that he was going to travel and practice his own way.

My own return date has not yet been determined, if Shujue returns to Jingxu Peak, I will ask my senior brother to take care of him.

Chi Yunzi was quite reluctant to give up, but since it was a matter of cultivating the Tao, he did not intend to stop him, and only repeatedly explained that Wen Yujing should pay attention to safety and never get hurt again.

Duan Shujue and Wen Yujing went down the mountain together, walking with swords, and walked through more than a dozen great rivers, one to enjoy the scenery, and the other to assist Duan Shujue in fulfilling his last wish.

After a few months, everything was over.

On the day when Chi Xiaochi and Lou Ying left, Duan Shujue's grand undertaking was just completed.

He drafted a letter, called a small fish by the river, and told it to take the letter to find Ye Jiming, and then returned to the inn to lie down in bed.

He had already made preparations for parting, but when it came to parting, his heart was still aching, and he couldn't hide his sadness.

Duan Shujue solemnly wrote on his belt: "Two gentlemen, be kind and cherish yourself."

Wen Yujing stayed beside his bed, stroked his forehead, and said softly for Chi Xiaochi: "The mountains are high and the water is far away, there will be another time."

Duan Shujue closed his eyes.

Wen Yujing got up, walked out, and closed the door for him.

It was just the crispy spring rain outside, casting a layer of clear water mist on the town by the East China Sea.

The townspeople were running to avoid the rain, and Wen Yujing slowly opened his blue ink carp umbrella, as if sharing an umbrella with others, and his elegant figure gradually dissipated in the mist.

A few days later, Duan Shujue, whose fever subsided, met Ye Jiming in a small mountain forest with beautiful mountains and rivers.

After the start of the worms, the weather is getting warmer, and there is a sound of insects in the mountains, which is very lively.

Ye Jiming received his letter and knew that the pair of living treasures had left, and rushed to the appointed place in a hurry, and saw Duan Shujue's back under a tree far away.

He wears a delicate sapphire hair crown, his ponytail is combed high, and the hairbands move in the wind. The clothes that are rubbed in plain blue are blown by the wind, which evokes his tall and clear figure, with one hand behind him, like his waist. The sword in the stone is generally clear, and the sword and the people are all first-class gentlemen.

He is concentrating on a burrowing pangolin.

Ye Jiming smiled: Silly.

He stepped forward quickly and threw himself on Duan Shujue's back, the fish scale bracelet on his wrist made a rustling sound: "Muyu!"

Turning his face to the side, seeing the snake tooth necklace on his neck, Ye Jiming was in a better mood.

Duan Shujue held his leg back and said, "You're here."

... This is Duan Shujue's tone, and Duan Shujue's eyes are not Chi Xiaochi.

In addition to being overjoyed, Ye Jiming felt a little disappointed when he thought of the guy who had left.

Losing a good friend who can talk and talk freely is also inevitable.

But right now, it was his little fish that was the most important.

Ye Jiming grabbed his chin and looked at him wantonly: "I don't look very good. What's the matter? Is missing Ben Jun getting sick?"

Duan Shujue said politely, "Brother Ye, please respect yourself, don't..."

The more he talked about his self-respect, the more interesting Ye Jiming became. He hooked his neck and didn't let it go. He deliberately rubbed half of his face against him: "Duan Daochang, what are you saying, 'don't want'? Brother Ye, listen. ."

The black snake scales with the swastika under his eyes were radiant, and it felt a little rough when rubbed against his face, but it was wonderful to the touch.

At first, Ye Jiming just wanted to tease the fish. After all, he hadn't seen the fish for a long time, and he didn't know what the dead fish was busy with. It's getting hotter, but it's getting more and more reluctant to let go of the surname Duan.

In the early spring, snakes are very emotional, and it is normal to do some Meng Lang things.

"Ha." He gently bit Duan Shujue's ear bone with his fangs, and bit down with some brute force, "Unfortunately, Daoist Duan, you are entangled by my snake."

Duan Shujue's cheeks were slightly red, and there was a lot of helplessness in his words: "It's entangled, do you still want to discuss it with me?"

Ye Jiming loves his reluctant tone.

Relying on his soft body and his feet not touching the ground, he turned to Duan Shujue and rode on his waist. Taking advantage of his height, he forced him to look up at himself: "Muyu, I miss you."

Duan Shujue looked up at him, stretched out his hand and clasped his waist, afraid that he would slip: "Me too."

Ye Jiming was sweating a little, and his voice became hoarse: "... I have been thinking about it for many, many years."

Duan Shujue said dignifiedly: "Duan Mou is the same."

Ye Jiming said, "I want you."

Duan Shujue said, "Me too."

In just a few words, the two reached an agreement tacitly.

Ye Jiming hugged Duan Shujue's face and kissed him from a height.

Duan Shujue took a step forward and pushed him against the tree.

Different from the faint smell of smoke on Ye Jiming's body, Duan Shujue's whole body is full of Zhuang Ya's sandalwood fragrance, with a natural sense of distance, as if awe-inspiring and invincible, but Ye Jiming can easily bully him, such a refreshing feeling is called After thinking about it, he felt a numbness in his back, and he became more and more indifferent to himself.

However, gradually, Ye Jiming felt that something was wrong.

Duan Shujue peeled off calmly and gently, absorbing the energy from his whole body, and his fingertips supported the seven inches of his waist and abdomen, pressing rhythmically.

Most of the numbness on his body just now came from this.

His original terrain advantage gradually disappeared, and the one who attacked the city between his lips and teeth was replaced by the seemingly dignified and reserved dead wooden fish on the opposite side.

Ye Jiming snorted twice, and was kissed comfortably and uneasy. He pushed Duan Shujue's shoulder with both hands, but he was shocked to find that the thin arm was so powerful that he could push him. Refused, holding the side of the tree, motionless.

The pangolin watched the excitement for a while, but seeing that the situation was not good, it sneaked away from the hole that had been dug.

Ye Jiming was agitated at seven inches, and half-faced on Duan Shujue's body, his waist became more and more unable to straighten, and tears came down from being kissed, and there was a small whimper in his throat.

When he couldn't bear it anymore, he injected paralyzing venom into his teeth, and planned to spray Duan Shujue half-heartedly, but Duan Shujue's tongue gently hooked and blocked him impartially. the poison sac.

The poisonous cavity was the secret place in his mouth, and he couldn't touch it lightly. Ye Jiming snorted vaguely, and Duan Shu swallowed all his voices.

It wasn't until Ye Jiming was tossed to the point where he lost all energy, "Ha, ha" and leaned on Duan Shujue's shoulders to gasp for breath. Duan Shujue released his lips and explained warmly with blushing cheeks: "I ate before I came. Antidote."

Ye Jiming: "..."

This fish that kills a thousand knives! ! !

When he felt that Duan Shujue was holding his waist and unfastened his belt, Ye Jiming's scalp exploded.

Ye Ming was angry and aggrieved, and roared weakly: "Do you gentlemen still take off your pants?!"

Duan Shujue thought for a while and tore his pants from it.

Ye Jiming: "..."

Duan Shujue leaned in his ear and explained slowly: "Mr. Chi taught me to act decisively, to do whatever you want, and don't waste time and wasted time."

Ye Jiming really wanted to cover his face and spray him with venom, but the wave of venom was forced on him just now, and it was so easy to regenerate the venom.

Duan Shujue looked up at him, the snake tooth necklace on his neck swayed slightly, his cheeks were slightly red, but he looked at him intently enough, as if waiting for a nod.

This look immediately made Ye Jiming feel sad, turned his face away, scolded fiercely, and closed his eyes, acquiescing.

Because of his soft heart, his bowels were green with remorse.

Next, he scolded for half a day.

In fact, he wasn't so angry, he just scolded his habit, but Duan was really hateful. He pressed him on a tree, raised him high, and didn't allow him to land on his feet. He didn't say anything about bullying. The sinister black-hearted fish didn't tell him to scold him, but stopped when he was most comfortable. No matter how his long legs wrapped around his waist were rubbing against him, he would not move any longer, and stroked his lips. , said, Brother Ye, please fix your mouth.

Ye Jiming felt that he had fainted from anger.

When he woke up again, it was almost dusk.

He crouched on Duan Shujue's back, and Duan Shujue carried him to the seaside where the tide was surging, walking alone along the coastal reefs, as if to show him the sea.

Ye Jiming took a closer look, and couldn't help but feel angry.

I couldn't catch an inch, so I only loosely put on a robe and cape, but the man surnamed Duan was very particular, with a neat hair crown, meticulously groomed hair, and a well-dressed gentleman.

Ye Jiming moved, and grinned in discomfort.

This gentleman has suffered such a big crime, you still take time to comb and wash

In anger, he reached out and pulled the crown of his hair.

Duan Shujue was shocked, but he didn't really care about the scalp pain and messed up hair: "Brother Ye woke up?"

Ye Jiming was so angry that he didn't want to speak, he grabbed his hair crown and hugged him tightly from behind.

Duan Shujue regained his suave and elegant Duan Shujue, as if the dogmatic look just now never existed: "Would you like to accompany me on the next trip to the sea?"

… keep your mouth shut. Are you up and down in your own mind

While Ye Jiming was ruthless in his heart, he secretly tightened his neck.

I've died with you once, but I can't go anywhere.

He said, "What nonsense. Lead the way."

After all, he put Duan Shujue's hair crown on his head, rested his chin on Duan Shujue's collarbone, gnashed his teeth, and couldn't help but reminisce.

Walking to a reef, Duan Shujue said, "Go down."

Ye Jiming: "Well."

After Duan Shujue jumped into the water, it turned into a shark shape, and the streamlined silver-white fishtail drew a line of seamless ripples in the water, breaking the sea pressure silently, and dived quickly into the depths.

Snakes can swim naturally, and Duan Shujue accompanies them. Ye Jiming didn't feel any discomfort, but just wondered why Duan Shujue suddenly took himself into the water.

Do you want to take him to meet his family

But he, like himself, has no relatives and no reason for a long time. Apart from each other, how can there be any close relatives

Ye Jiming was thinking wildly and was taken to a coral clump by Duan Shujue.

Duan Shujue re-formed his feet and stepped on the soft seabed.

… is there anything wrong here

He asked, "Duan, what trick are you playing?"

While speaking, Duan Shujue grabbed his wrist.

Duan Shujue turned half of his face back.

In the swaying seawater, his blue pupils were clearly distinguishable from the black, which contrasted with Ye Jiming's golden pupils, one was quiet and the other was fiery.

Duan Shujue said softly, "Brother Ye, do you remember what I said when I gave you this fish scale bracelet?"

Of course Ye Jiming remembered.

At the beginning, I despised the fish scales being vulgar and petty, and Duan Shujue said that in the future, I could exchange it for a good thing with him.

… but he thought it was just the fish's excuse.

Duan Shu couldn't help but grabbed Ye Jiming's hand gently, sent it forward, and touched the thin wall of seawater in front of him with the string of fish scales.

In an instant, the magic formation Duan Shujue had formed before dissipated like a cloud, forming a mirage-like spectacle.

Among the clumps of sapphire blue corals, there is a magnificent underwater palace standing in the middle. On it, pale golden shark tulle flows, and silver-white shark beads are inlaid as lamps. Everything is dazzling and brilliant. aesthetic.

Every lamp and every corridor column is very similar to the cave mansion that Ye Jiming built in Bashu in his previous life.

And the name of the mansion was written by Duan Shujue himself.

"Hidden Pearl".

Wen Shizun built a head-turning peak for Mr. Chi, so why can't he build a world outside the world for Ye Jiming

The shark beads that he cried out were exchanged for the amount of money in the car, allowing him to build this underwater palace.

Over the years, all the treasures that Mr. Chi helped him get stored here, enough to feed a arrogant little black snake.

Today, he is going to put his greatest treasure into it.

Ye Jiming suddenly felt hot in his eyes, lowered his head and bit the fish's ear: "This is mine?"

"yours."

"You already planned it, didn't you?" Ye Jiming's heart beat fiercely, "Do you think you can buy this gentleman? Let me not remember today's revenge?!"

When Duan Shujue heard the words, he turned around, put his arm around Ye Jiming's waist, put his hand in his ear, and said bluntly: "I just want to give you a home. You want to hold revenge, we will enter the house, and you will curse slowly. , I'll listen slowly, okay?"

Ye Jiming stopped talking and thought angrily, dead wooden fish, hum.

Just as the two of them joined hands and dived into their secret underwater realm, in an unnamed town not far from the East China Sea, a cripple nestled in the corner, gobbling the cold steamed buns just begged.

After swallowing all the scum, he walked out of the narrow alley with his eyes straight, and limped forward again frantically.

Where is he going.

Nobody knows, not even himself.