Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Chapter 2: Genius Cannon Fodder Counterattack (2)

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In front of Chi Xiaochi, there was a data disk visible only to him. The data disk contains the host's real-time body temperature, heartbeat, blood pressure, and the current outside temperature, among which the most conspicuous data bars are divided into red and blue.

The blue one is the regret bar, the red one is the favorability bar, and the full value is 100.

The blue value is constant at "9", and the red value continues to fall because of Chi Xiaochi's sentence "It cost you money".

Chi Xiaochi sighed, "Why don't people like to hear the truth."

The system wanted to complain a little, but held back.

Yang Baihua said disappointedly, "Xiao Cheng, why are you talking like that?"

Chi Xiaochi didn't worry about him, and said with a pleasant face, "Don't get me wrong, Lao Yang. I mean, the big brother is also thinking about us. With a car, our life can be much easier. I don't have to, but you can drive out to work. , have more face in front of colleagues."

His attitude was very good, as if the gunpowder-flavored words just now were simply stating the facts.

The system looked at the favorability score that had risen by two points, and thought, a slap and a sweet date. Means are okay.

Yang Baihua exhaled.

This child has been spoiled since he was a child, and he does not know the importance of his speech. He was afraid that he didn't realize how hurtful those words were just now.

Thinking of this, Yang Baihua showed some father's patience with the child and coaxed him: "Xiaocheng, a car is a consumable item. For a car, how much does gasoline cost per month, and how much does it cost to buy a parking space? Have you thought about it? Can we afford it now?"

"I earn money to support you!" Cheng Yuan put his hands behind his back, with a sincere and gentle smile, "My demo is almost finished, and I will have money by then."

Yang Baihua said helplessly, "How many times have I told you, this is not a serious job."

"I like music."

"If you like it, you can't eat it... Forget it, we won't mention this." Yang Baihua said tolerantly, "To avoid quarreling."

"Okay, don't mention it." Cheng Yuan took a step forward, narrowed the distance with Yang Baihua, and said softly, "Actually, I still think that this car can be used to pick up your parents. Parents and third sister next week. Come to the city. When they come, you can drive them to Xiaoyan's school, pick her up for a meal or something. Didn't Xiaoyan ask you when you bought a car last time? "

These two things just scratched Yang Baihua's itch. He was silent.

And when he said this, Cheng Yuan raised his head and looked at Yang Baihua.

Meeting his scorching gaze, Yang Baihua's heart throbbed violently.

It is winter. At the beginning of Hua Deng, Cheng Yuanha let out a sigh of relief. In the hazy white mist, his already glowing white cheeks were covered with a moving and delicate light wheel, and a circle of wind feathers around the white down jacket was blown by the night wind, clinging to his thin white neck like pure porcelain. The flicking, the one down, made his heart tighten and heat.

The operation panel in front of Chi Xiaochi is displaying a translucent card, and the data is shown as follows:

Name: Beauty Aura (Trial Version)

Duration: 10 minutes

Piece: 1

good quality

Type: Disposable

Required redemption points: 0 (free distribution)

Introduction: Egg fried rice with gold and silver, juicy bone soup, crab meat legs that have been cracked open, duck egg yolk soaked in red oil, nothing compares to your smile under the faint light.

… good analogy.

Chi Xiaochi asked curiously, "The one who wrote the copy was a cook?"

The system was silent for a moment: "... 09 is one of the original AIs. It is innate data, but I prefer to study recipes."

Chi Xiaochi thought this was a bit weird.

Innate data

Is the data still acquired

Before he asked in detail, the system said first: "Mr. Chi, task."

Chi Xiaochi: "Oh oh."

Seeing that Chi Xiaochi regained his concentration, the system was slightly relieved.

As soon as he took over Chi Xiaochi, he found that this new host was not ordinary.

After receiving and reading the information of the world line, Chi Xiaochi pondered for a long time, and the first question he asked was: "I'll meet you later, can I hit the guy named Yang directly with a car."

system:"… "

Chi Xiaochi said, "Don't be nervous, let's just discuss."

He paused for a while, and then said, "Cheng Yuan's family is so rich, if there is a traffic accident, their family must be able to handle it, right?"

The system said: "...you really want to hit him."

Chi Xiaochi said, "No, it's just a discussion."

The system said, "Mr. Chi, you are facing a big living person."

Chi Xiaochi said seriously: "Oh. It's an accident, no one wants it."

The system tried to reason with him: "...Mr. Chi, the laws of this world are similar to the world you used to live in. If you hurt someone deliberately, you will be put in prison. Besides, if you run over the target, how are you going to get out of the world?"

If you want to leave the mission world, the main reference data is regret.

Only when the remorse value reaches 100 can the host leave the existing world and teleport to the next mission world.

The system mentions the remorse point to dispel Chi Xiaochi's anti-human thoughts. Who would have thought that Chi Xiaochi analyzed it with reason: "It is said that the moment a person dies, the emotion of regret will reach its peak."

system:"… "

Chi Xiaochi also said, "Even if he doesn't die, but is just disabled, he will have a long life to regret."

System: "..." You can shut up.

The silence of the system made Chi Xiaochi understand. He sighed. "Okay. You little comrade really has no sense of humor."

… However, the system could hear obvious disappointment from Chi Xiaochi's voice.

For this reason, the system that couldn't rest assured deliberately re-checked Chi Xiaochi's information.

... Chi Xiaochi is an actor, yes, not a criminal with a criminal record.

Although he is full of black materials, playing big names, smoking in public places and causing bad youth, not being ashamed of being uneducated, having a bad relationship with his parents, and having dirty py transactions with all kinds of old men, there are too many miscellaneous items, but most of them are It's a rumor, it's hard to tell if it's true or not.

After the system simply filtered the junk information, I thought, fortunately, this host is probably just a little maverick and has some psychological problems. Good guidance should not be a problem.

And Chi Xiaochi's performance so far is very good, and the free skill card is used just right. The system read that Yang Baihua's favorability value, which had been on the decline just now, had already shown signs of rejuvenation.

Each new host can get twelve free one-time skill cards. These items have different functions, but they can only be used once. If you feel that the effect is good after use, the host can enter the system warehouse, use the favorability value of the task object to exchange items, and use it flexibly under various conditions.

For example now.

Looking at Cheng Yuan, Yang Baihua's Adam's apple rolled gently.

He knew that Cheng Yuan was good-looking, but no matter how good-looking people looked, that's what happened. But now he has recovered the feeling that when he first fell in love with Cheng Yuan, his heart would itch when he saw him.

The little rabbit, whose fur was snow-white, turned round black eyes and looked at him obsessively and attentively.

Such excellent people only rely on themselves and think for themselves.

...that's right.

Yang Baihua likes this feeling of "getting back on track".

He smiled and asked, "Do you remember my cousin's name is Xiaoyan?"

Cheng Yuan said proudly: "Of course I remember. I remember everything about you."

For a while, Yang Baihua had the urge to kiss him.

But in the corner of his eye, he happened to see Xiao Liu in the copy room next door getting off work, shaking his key and exiting the company's revolving door, discussing with two other colleagues where to go for a barbecue at night.

Yang Baihua turned his body away and blocked Cheng Yuan in a calm manner. He lowered his hand that was about to touch Cheng Yuan's face when he was halfway up, and naturally inserted it into his trousers pocket: "If you want to add something to the house next time, don't forget it. Talk to me. This is the home of the two of us, right?"

Chi Xiaochi sneered in his heart.

Our two home? discuss

Your whole family can sleep on this double bed, have you discussed it with me

However, "Cheng Yuan" couldn't think of this.

According to his character, he only knew that Yang Baihua had acquiesced and the car could stay.

Cheng Yuan's eyes lit up, and the love in Yang Baihua's eyes became more intense.

Yang Baihua smiled and said, "I'll drive?"

Cheng Yuan volunteered: "You've been tired all day, I'll drive." He opened the rear door and made a playful knee bend, "Boss, get in the car first, I'll throw a garbage."

Yang Baihua smiled, and sat down in a gracious manner, looking at the interior of the car with a look of envy that could not be concealed.

When can he just send a car out like Cheng Jian

And Cheng Yuan picked up a bottle of mineral water that he drank to the bottom and walked to the trash can by the roadside.

Yang Baihua stared at the computer all day, his eyes were not very good, and he did not see the cigarette butts floating in the water bottle.

When Chi Xiaochi threw the bottle into the recyclable trash can, the empty bottle collided with the barrel, making a soft sound of plastic shrinking and deforming.

Chi Xiaochi asked the system, "Do you see it?"

System: "Hmm."

- Cheng Yuan majored in vocal music, and has always cherished his voice and stayed away from tobacco and alcohol.

Chi Xiaochi smoked half a cigarette. Although he used chewing gum to cover it up, there was an irresistible smell of smoke in his mouth and cuffs. However, his current lover didn't notice anything unusual at all, and he didn't even ask a question.

Of course, this was just a casual test by Chi Xiaochi and could not prove anything.

In his view, this is just one of the small signs before Cheng Yuan's tragic fate.

Back in the car, Cheng Yuan fastened his seat belt and said, "When parents come, let's go to the train station to pick them up."

Yang Baihua froze for a second.

Cheng Yuan certainly didn't notice Yang Baihua's abnormality, and continued: "I can drive steadily. When the time comes, I will take my parents to pick up Xiaoyan, and then I will take them to visit Yunzhe Temple, and go to the suburbs to take a hot spring..."

Yang Baihua said uncomfortably, "...Let's talk about it."

Cheng Yuan said with a small trumpet, full of energy: "Then let me show you my newly written demo. You are my first audience, okay?"

Yang Baihua was very happy that he changed the subject, and echoed the situation: "Let's go."

Cheng Yuan took out his phone and clicked a few times.

The melodious pure music wafted out of the loudspeaker, which caught his ears abnormally. Yang Baihua had been busy all day, and the music that flowed into his ears seemed to massage his tense nerves.

He passed out on the comfortable leather seat.

The system couldn't help reminding: "Mr. Chi, you don't need to use skill cards frequently."

Chi Xiaochi used a hypnosis card on Yang Baihua just now for an hour and a half.

Chi Xiaochi himself was not stingy: "Test it. Besides, isn't there as much favorability as you want?"

… There is nothing wrong with this judgment.

A person's favorability value for another person is always in a state of ups and downs. When couples quarrel, their favorability value for each other drops all the way to the bottom. They can't wait to strangle each other and then hurry up.

Just now, Chi Xiaochi's action was as fierce as a tiger, and Yang Baihua's favorability level rose to 72, which was exactly the same as the initial data.

Chi Xiaochi concluded: "For a car that doesn't cost him money, I lost a total of 14 favorability points."

System: Wasn't it slapped by your words at 10 o'clock after "..."

Chi Xiaochi continued to analyze: "A beauty halo card with a lasting effect of 10 minutes, plus a few good words, the favorability will come back. And to exchange a beauty halo card with the same effect, it only takes 5 points Favorite value. In this way, the favorability value is still very good."

system:"… "

Chi Xiaochi deliberately attacked Yang Baihua just now, to test the fluctuation of his favorability

And the word "swipe" gave the system a bad feeling.

Chi Xiaochi said, "At the moment, Yang Baihua's favorability rating for Cheng Yuan is enough. For the extra 12 favorability points, you can help me check the warehouse and get what I can get."

The system was shocked.

In the past, in order to get out of the world as soon as possible, his hosts kept circling around the quest object, first brushing their favorability to 100, and then talking about other things.

After all, no one knows if the favorability of the task object is not enough, it will affect the task process.

This is the first time the system has seen a warrior who dares to stick to the passing line from the very beginning.

The system looked through the warehouse: "There is a 'beauty halo' with a duration of 30 minutes, a 'karate black belt buff' with a duration of 5 minutes, and a 'painless buff' with a duration of 1 hour. There is a 'Geek Halo' lasting 5 minutes…”

Chi Xiaochi listened carefully: "The first one."

After the transaction was successful, he asked again: "Is there a longer time for 'Geek Halo'?"

The system said: "Yes. The longest one hour is 40 favorability points."

Chi Xiaochi pondered: "Then I'll save up."

... The system felt that Chi Xiaochi's tone seemed to be treating Yang Baihua as a pig in a meat factory. One day he would cut his front legs, and he would cut five flowers the next day.

The somewhat frightening system said: "There are only some small props and sex toys left at 2 o'clock."

Chi Xiaochi: "Oh Huo."

System: "...Mr. Chi, we are a serious system."

Chi Xiaochi didn't say a word, and he was happy when he understood it.

The system was overjoyed by him, and the data fluctuated slightly: "We don't provide that kind of service. Sex toys refer to some small props that can be materialized and enhance feelings, such as bouquets, river lights, fireworks and the like."

Chi Xiaochi said, "Come on, let's have some fireworks."

"It takes 3 points for a firework."

Chi Xiaochi simply said, "Come on."

system:"… "

Chi Xiaochi: "Why are you staring blankly, I'll be counted if I fail."

The system has no choice but to think, of course it's yours, otherwise it's mine.

After the exchange is successful, a crisp bell will sound, indicating that the exchanged item has been stored.

Chi Xiaochi waited for a long time: "What about fireworks?"

The system replied: "The target of the strategy..." Isn't this still lying dead and offline.

"Who said it was for him?" Chi Xiaochi said, "Just now, let it go."

The system was a little confused, but did so anyway.

An eight-core fireworks exploded in response, falling like snow lines and falling like shooting stars, dyeing the dark sky dome with a moving light embroidery.

The fireworks exploded in the distance, and the light and shadow came before the sound, so when the light beads and jade lines scattered, Chi Xiaochi suddenly opened his mouth and said to the system, "...This is for you."

Before he finished speaking, there was a snap, and the crackling sound of fireworks was long overdue.

The system stared blankly at the scattered flying stars.

The rearview mirror of the car reflected Chi Xiaochi's face. He is laughing.

Although Chi Xiaochi used Cheng Yuan's face, when he really smiled, it was completely different from Cheng Yuan's innocence. His peach blossom eyes are slightly curved, and the three-point evil spirit is blended with a seven-point indifference to laziness.

Chi Xiaochi said to the system, "I'm going to trouble you in the future, please give me more advice."

system:"… "

Although it was a bit touching, the system somehow felt that this was not right.

Soon, the system discovered something was wrong: "This is not the way back to Yang Baihua's house."

Chi Xiaochi said as a matter of course: "Of course I won't go home. Otherwise, what would I do to hypnotize him?"

system:"… "

Chi Xiaochi glanced at the car navigation system, and after confirming the destination, he said, "...I want to go somewhere."