061: "... Mr. Chi wait a moment."
He sent an error application to the Lord God.
Since the last elevator incident, he blurted out to call him Koike, and this is the first time that 061 has called him Mr. Chi again, which shows that the situation is serious.
Chi Xiaochi also realized what was wrong: "What's wrong?"
061 said: "You just did the second task. You shouldn't match the world of A-level difficulty. Maybe the random system has malfunctioned. Don't panic, just lie down, and I have everything."
Chi Xiaochi was slightly stunned.
He's been alone for many years, so he thinks the promise of "everything has me" is too commonplace.
- He, Chi Xiaochi, can live well on his own, he doesn't need anyone else at all, and Chi Xiaochi has been in the circle for many years, and the coffee position is there, and no one will run over to him to play this kind of cleverness.
… Unexpectedly, the more vulgar words are, the more pleasing they are.
Chi Xiaochi lay down honestly and waited for a reply with 061.
Soon, the application approval stated that after verification, the random system 089 was not faulty, and the host was assigned to A-level difficulty, just a matter of probability. Please receive the world line information quickly.
The implication is, don't beep, you deserve it.
061 explained to Chi Xiaochi: "...There is really no such precedent before. The second world difficulty of other hosts is mostly C-level, at most B-level."
Chi Xiaochi: "Then I'm still the first?"
061: "..." sounds quite proud.
In desperation, he sent the world line to Chi Xiaochi.
Some settings in this world line are different from the world that Chi Xiaochi is familiar with. Although still in the modern context, men can already marry, but the general values and worldview have not changed.
His host is Shen Changqing. He is of medium background and has a mild personality. He used to be a contracted graphic model of an international model company. Later, he met the president Zhou Kai at an event, and he fell in love with him.
Soon, Zhou Kai launched a passionate pursuit of him.
Zhou Kai is not too young, but a businessman like him who expanded his business to the world before the age of 45 is considered the youngest in the circle.
He prefers Asian-looking boys. His first marriage partner is Su Wenyi, who is also a Chinese. He has been married to him for twelve years.
The relationship between the two is quite low-key to the outside world, and occasionally it is revealed that the two are in love and beauty, and the news that they are going to a certain place for vacation.
After Su Wenyi's death, he met Shen Changqing after more than four years of blank window.
In the eyes of outsiders, Shen Changqing's luck is not called smoke on the ancestral grave, but a fire on the ancestral grave.
22 years old, young, handsome, and if nothing else, Zhou Kai would definitely walk in front of him.
Zhou Kai has no children, and even if he only gets half of his inheritance, it will be enough for him to buy a house and land, and play until he is eighty years old.
What's more, Zhou Kai's appearance is not bad, and he has a lot of money.
Therefore, in the eyes of the public, although Zhou Kai has occasional misconduct, such as his impatience and big mouth, and he is reluctant to be too restrained in public, on the whole, it is a good match.
However, this good friend has an unspeakable secret.
… He was born without sexual function.
In Chi Xiaochi's view, this may be the only pity this fucking world line has for him.
Unfortunately, as a celestial eunuch, Zhou Kai is inevitably a pervert.
In fact, Zhou Kai is straighter than a telephone pole and doesn't like men at all, but if he marries a woman, he is limited by his own functions and must face the ridicule of "no children".
Even if he could put the blame of infertility on the woman, Zhou Kai, who wanted to save face, couldn't bear outsiders' speculation about his ability and male dignity.
So he simply married a man, once and for all, and cut off any talk.
But this choice, on the contrary, played a bad role in his long-term marriage, repeatedly reminding him of the fact that he was inhumane.
After the death of his ex, he was more cautious about choosing a partner.
After multiple inspections and judgments, Shen Changqing is good-looking, easy to handle, and worthy of a qualified "decoration".
So, on the wedding night, Shen Changqing, who didn't understand anything, was put in a plastic bag and was almost thrown into the morgue.
Since then, it has been a nightmare that lasted three years, day and night.
Shen Changqing has thought about divorce countless times, but his family background is at best a small middle class, and the mere 20,000 yuan that his parents earn each month is a fart in Zhou Kai's view.
And Shen Changqing entered his door, unless he went out sideways, he would not want to leave his control with his secret.
Shen Changqing's character is more moderate, and if it sounds good, it is prudent, and if it sounds bad, it means resignation.
The first time he woke up from the hospital bed, he recognized it.
After weighing the pros and cons, he was sure that his calf hair could not open up the thigh at all.
He didn't jump out and shout about divorce, he didn't try to contact the outside world and complain, but he obeyed Zhou Kai. Although he was still to blame, at least Zhou Kai thought that Shen Changqing was well-behaved and did not worry about causing trouble all day like Su Wenyi. This moody temperament also vented a little less in him.
How his predecessor Su Wenyi died, whether it was played to death by Zhou Kai, or whether he couldn't stand the insult and chose to commit suicide, Shen Changqing didn't care at all.
Every day he only thinks about how he wants to live.
Whenever Zhou goes on business trip for ten days and a half months, he is as happy as the New Year.
When eating at home, even if Zhou Kai made his chopsticks louder, Shen Changqing would have uncontrollable leg cramps, and his legs hurt so badly that he didn't dare to show any expression.
Even so, he would still be beaten every once in a while, more often than not, and his eyes were swollen like ping-pong balls, which was a common occurrence.
Zhou Kai seemed to like seeing Shen Changqing's bruised nose and swollen face. He was particularly nice and gentle and considerate to him after being beaten. Until the next outbreak of unknown time, everything was so peaceful and peaceful.
Shen Changqing knew that he had a little girlfriend outside. That little girlfriend was also a model. He accepted his status as a mistress well, and was open-minded. He had a strict mouth and fit Zhou Kai's stomach.
Shen Changqing was already numb to such trivial matters.
Shen Changqing's "good-natured" and "knowledge and fun" had Zhou Kai admiring, even the sometimes thin soul of mind, and he would still love Shen Changqing even more within a day or two without beating him up.
It's just that this kind of "love" is even more creepy in Shen Changqing's eyes.
On a similar "honey date", Zhou Kai gave Shen Changqing a purebred little Labrador.
This was the only consolation Shen Changqing received in his long and dark marriage.
He gave the puppy what was left of his love and kindness, named it Help, and took care of bathing and feeding it himself.
About half a year later, Shen Changqing offended Zhou Kai again for strange reasons.
Zhou Kai's G-spot is very strange. It can be called "Schrödinger's G-spot". It's okay to say some words at a certain time, but if you talk about it every other day, you may get punched and kicked.
In short, due to trivial reasons, Shen Changqing slapped Zhou Kai and slapped it on the back of the head. It didn't hurt very much, but it was just dizzy, and it would be better if he lay down for a while.
Shen Changqing was immune to this level of beating, but he forgot that this was the first time Zhou Kai had done it in front of Help.
Help rushed up and took a bite of Zhou Kai's leg, biting through the flesh.
Zhou Kai glared at him and scolded Mother, and kicked Help on his feet.
Help was seriously injured in this mindless beating, and Shen Changqing, who was desperately protecting Help, was kicked and his ribs were broken.
This time, Zhou Kai seemed to realize that he had gone too far. After going to get the vaccine, he comforted Shen Changqing softly for a while, and then took the initiative to send Help to the best pet hospital for treatment, and lied It is said that while walking the dog, it was kicked and beaten by a crazy person, and it was only injured like this.
In a sense, there is nothing wrong with that.
Two months later, Help came home and burrowed into Shen Changqing's arms, his big eyes full of water.
Shen Changqing hugged it and cried, "Help."
Zhou Kai also touched Shen Changqing's hair: "It's okay, you see it's back."
Zhou Kai's irritability comes in stages. For example, at this time, he is very gentle and strange, not at all like the lunatic who beat his partner and dog to such an extent.
On the second day after Help came home, Zhou Kai asked Shen Changqing to go shopping and buy whatever he wanted.
Shen Changqing knew that he was not afraid of running away by himself. First, he had been good for three years, and he won a little trust. Second, he had a nanny to accompany him. Third, Help was still at home.
Shen Changqing was very happy to be away from Zhou Kai.
He left home for a long time, went to several pet stores, and finally bought Help's favorite molar biscuits and dried meat.
It was estimated that if the time out was longer, Zhou Kai might have a seizure, and Shen Changqing went home reluctantly.
After returning home, Help, who always greeted him with slippers in his mouth, disappeared.
He called twice: "Help? Where are you, Help?"
Zhou Kai came out of the kitchen: "Are you back?"
Shen Changqing was suddenly a little horrified, staring at Zhou Kai: "...Did you see Help?"
"Didn't you see it?" He lifted the lid of a copper plate on the dining table, revealing a crispy roasted dog leg, and laughed, "It's right here."
Shen Changqing was stunned for a long time, grabbed his hair, let out a heart-piercing scream, turned around and rushed back to the room.
Zhou Kai knocked on his door and said maliciously: "Have you ever eaten dog meat? It's delicious. If you don't eat it, I'll keep it for you."
That night, Shen Changqing tied a sheet around the door handle in a loop and hanged himself.
After reading it, Chi Xiaochi and 061 fell into contemplation together.
Chi Xiaochi said: "This is A-level, what are your S-level world lines, I want to know in advance."
061 said: "S-level generally refers to the difficulty of the world itself, such as the end of the world and war. As soon as you enter, you may log out because of death. Generally, it is impossible to encounter it easily."
Chi Xiaochi's tone was a bit strange: "That's not necessarily true."
061: "… huh?"
Chi Xiaochi did not continue this topic.
At present, it seems that Chi Xiaochi wore it at the time when Shen Changqing was guarding the dog and his ribs were broken.
He said: "It's still good to compare. At least there is still a bed now, and Help and I have a two-month safety period when we are full."
Looking at the two broken ribs, 061 couldn't see anything better.
Chi Xiaochi comforted him: "I'm not afraid of Zhou Kai. Let's put it this way, I am generally not resistant to beatings. Therefore, if he dares to beat me, I dare to castrate him. I don't believe that he will still be treated at home. When the time comes, things will shake out, and I won’t worry about the media coming to interview me.”
061: "…"
Chi Xiaochi calmly said with an expression that stated the truth: "What can be solved with a kitchen knife is not a problem."
061: "…"
Chi Xiaochi: "Doesn't your heart relax after thinking this way?"
061: "..." Don't say it, it's true.
Chi Xiaochi lay flat on the bed: "Murder and arson are the ultimate options. If my inference from the last world is true, I slap my butt and leave, and Shen Changqing will be sentenced."
As he said, he touched his chest and said to himself: "... I know, you probably want to kill him even if you go out and sentence. But you know, I was not hired to die with him. If you want to die, he will die alone. People die, or if you go underground, you might have to be chased by him and disgusted."
061 can't help laughing.
He was so serious, as if Shen Changqing really stayed in this body.
But he also cooperated with Chi Xiaochi and said, "Shen Changqing, don't worry, trust him, he has a way."
After talking to Shen Changqing, Chi Xiaochi checked the existing amount of favorability and regret.
The favorability value is 45, and the regret value is 0.
Seeing such a poor number, 061 was speechless for a moment.
Chi Xiaochi was very positive: "Ha, the power of the proletariat is infinite."
Chi Xiaochi checked the card package again.
In the last world, he used Yang Baihua's favorability as an ATM, and he took advantage of the rise and fall to make a lot of money. After turning his face, he even exchanged the remaining favorability points for two short-term hypnosis cards. All eaten clean.
Now, in addition to the eight experience cards presented, Chi Xiaochi also has two hypnosis cards, a sickly stun card, a physical strength enhancement card, a displacement card, and a stealth card. , although they are all low-level cards with a limited duration, they are also the optimal exchange plan that Chi Xiaochi has calculated and matched.
Chi Xiaochi said, "Teacher Liu, give me a copy of Zhou Kai's schedule for the next two months from today."
The plate of dog meat was really disgusting to 061. He asked, "There are only two months of safety left, are you sure?"
Chi Xiaochi took out the needle of the hanging bottle that had been filled with the liquid medicine, and said with a smile, "Whether I fail the class at the end of the term, I have to rely on the information and key points given to me by Teacher Six."