Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Chapter 5: Genius Cannon Fodder Counterattack (5)

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After washing the dishes, Chi Xiaochi did not leave the kitchen, and continued to summon the system: "System, system."

The system said, "Don't sell rat poison."

Chi Xiaochi: "…"

The system added: "We also don't sell sleeping pills and paraquat."

Chi Xiaochi comforted him: "Don't be afraid, I'm just here to ask about the hypnosis card."

System: "...How long does it take, and what effect does it take?"

Chi Xiaochi: "How long and what effect?"

The system said: "Like other cards, hypnosis cards are divided into three grades: low, medium and high. The difference is the use time. The duration of the low grade is 60 minutes, the duration of the middle grade is 90 minutes, and the duration of the high grade can be customized, but The upper limit cannot exceed 6 hours."

"Enough." Chi Xiaochi said, "Two, one high-end and one low-end."

"14 o'clock."

Chi Xiaochi did not hesitate: "Deposit."

The system did not exchange it directly: "What do you want the hypnosis card for?"

Chi Xiaochi was straightforward: "I'm worried about Yang's estrus."

The system expresses understanding.

Chi Xiaochi was the eleventh host he brought. In the first world, almost everyone raised similar concerns to the 061 system.

After all, in various world lines, most of the original owners are related to the task object, and the public food still has to be handed in.

The top ten executors brought by the system all revolve around the task object. They basically never deviate from the original plot of the script. They will only properly avoid bad plots based on the original script, and show affection to the task object in every possible way. , feigned death out of the world.

Often at this time, the remorse value of the task object will reach its peak.

Among so many executors, Chi Xiaochi is the only fierce person who dares to break away from the script in the first world and go it alone.

But on the issue of public food, his attitude was extremely firm and surprisingly stubborn.

The system said: "We provide free extraction service." That is, when a relationship occurs, the host's consciousness and perception are extracted from the body to minimize the executor's discomfort.

Leaning against the refrigerator, Chi Xiaochi pinched the bridge of his nose lightly: "That's not the problem."

The system thought of a possibility: "...you have requirements for body position?"

Chi Xiaochi snorted: "I have requirements for people."

System: "Yang Baihua..."

Chi Xiaochi tilted his head: "Don't force me to insult him."

The system understood and said, "Okay. Then use a low-level hypnosis card for Yang Baihua today?"

"Use all of them." Chi Xiaochi said, "Let him fall asleep first with the low-level ones. It's night anyway. If there is no accident, he will sleep all the time."

The system asked, "Where's the other one?"

Chi Xiaochi replied, "I use it."

The system pauses.

Chi Xiaochi closed his eyes, showing Chi Xiaochi's smile on Cheng Yuan's face, frivolous, indifferent, and a little self-deprecating: "... Or do you sell sleeping pills here?"

According to Chi Xiaochi's request, the system redeemed two hypnosis cards and used them successfully.

After sending Yang Baihua to sleep, Chi Xiaochi set a time limit of 6 hours for himself, and immediately fell into a deep sleep.

After he fell asleep, the system sent an application signal to the main system: "Number 61-101, apply to log in to the main system."

A few seconds later, a mechanical voice sounded: "Number 61-101 has access to log in, apply for approval."

Immediately, the originally stable data flowed wildly, like waterfalls, like starlight.

The waterfall-like starlight gradually filtered out of its brilliance and formed a solid body.

Under the flow of the light curtain, a man in white clothes and black trousers appeared, standing barefoot in a hall with a high dome, surrounded by people dressed like him.

Several people recognized him and greeted him familiarly: "061, here we come. Are you still bringing a new host?"

061 Answer: "Well."

"Didn't you just take the last one? It's only two universe days apart, and you're taking ten days and a half months off to treat yourself?"

"No time." 061 replied.

No. 666, who asked the question, was a newcomer. Hearing the words, he said inexplicably, "'No time'? What time are you in a hurry?"

061 did not answer.

He stared at the ground in confusion, as if trying to remember something.

The other young man with a beautiful nose and deep eyes seemed to realize something, frowned slightly, winked at 666, and turned to 061: "What are you doing here?"

061 said: "I'm here to find 023."

"He recently moved his office. You go southwest and find room 1008."

061 laughed.

The figure of 061 is an elegant and gentle young man, with a straight body, a star in his eyes, and a smile like the early sun shining on snow, very friendly: "Thank you."

He said goodbye to his acquaintances and walked far away, and heard 666 complaining: "...don't mention my host. What else is there to do with that kind of man except for a great job? It's used!"

The man found Room 1008 in the southwest and knocked on the door, only to hear a cold "Please come in" after a long time.

He pushed the door in.

The moment he pushed the door, the indoor data entered the loading state.

The surrounding optical currents disperse and converge again to form a huge human-brain-like optical brain. Upon closer inspection, the flowing neurons and wriggling synapses are all data running trajectories as huge as a sea.

This is the "light brain" of the main god system, which is connected to the databases of various world lines.

A snow-white teenager sat in front of the huge light brain, and there were two slender silver-white data cables on the table in front of him. He was playing Tetris with an old-fashioned card game, his whitish fingernails beating expertly on the red and green buttons.

He has albinism, and his hair and skin are all pale.

061 said: "023, here I come."

023 didn't lift his head, and said, "It's you again."

He successfully erased a few lines, and a dripping sound of erasing came from the game console.

061 stepped barefoot on the matte porcelain tiles, quietly waiting for him to finish the game.

023 asked him while playing: "What are you doing here?"

061 said: "I want to make a few movies."

023 holding the game console: "Huh."

061: "…"

He manipulated the game console with one hand and picked up the data cable on the table with the other.

The thin plug of the data cable changed its shape when it approached his temple, and the cobweb-like thin silver threads extended from the top, entangled and drilled into his temple, and directly connected to his brain.

Soon, a thick digital light curtain flashed in 023's eyes.

023 Lisuo Road: "Number."

061: "..." God's TM number.

He replied, "A movie that Chi Xiaochi has acted in."

When the boy was concentrating on playing the game, he heard these eight words and raised his head like hell.

He tilted his finger and pressed the downward accelerator button. When he was in a hurry to remember to save, the game over had already jumped out on the screen.

023 scolded, put the game console upside down on the table, and looked at 061 with arms crossed: "Your new host? What are you doing with his movie?"

061 said: "And all his information."

"What do you want these for?"

061 said: "Deepen understanding and facilitate the execution of tasks."

023's snow-white eyebrows were tightly clamped, as if dissatisfied: "061, I remind you, don't get too close to the host. It's not like you haven't seen how dirty people are. If you don't want to be formatted again, just be obedient, Don't break the rules set by the Lord God."

061 knows that 023 is kind.

When taking the eighth host, 061 was reported once by his host, and the punishment was formatting.

After being forcibly formatted, 061 forgot a lot of things, not even the reason for being reported, and the database only kept some basic data about the tasks performed in the past.

This did not affect 061 too much. He was still an outstanding employee of the year, and his diligence and work efficiency were beyond the reach of other systems.

It's just that he doesn't even remember why he worked so hard.

He seems to be in a hurry to go to an appointment and find someone, but who is that person, who is the name, and where to find it, all this information has become broken data garbage.

061 said: "This is the fifteenth time you reminded me."

"If you don't want to be destroyed, just do your job well." 023 said, "... Sixteen times, I'll give you a lucky number. No thanks."

061 touched the tip of his nose with a good temper: "Is the movie download ready?"

023: "... Download it. Go to the mailbox to check it."

"So fast?"

023 tapped his forehead and was silent for a moment: "I downloaded it before, and there are archives in the database."

061 Curious: "Huh?"

"It's a person from the same world line as Chi Xiaochi, and he's a fan of his brain." 023's voice contained a hint of hatred for not turning iron into steel, "I've played all the leading and supporting films that Chi Xiaochi starred in. I've been pointing at him all my life, and it's useless."

061 didn't think about it, took out a cassette from his arms and threw it to 023.

"Pacman, released in 1983." 061 said, "Thank you for your help."

023 If you get the treasure, wipe the cassette with your cuff, and try to hold back the smile on the corner of your mouth so that you don't look too happy: "You have a conscience."

061 said: "Do me a favor again."

With the gift, 023 was finally in a happy mood: "What?"

When 061 said his request, the blue veins on 023's forehead burst out: "Do you know how troublesome this is?!"

061 bowed slightly, expressing a request.

Looking at the face of the cassette, 023 waved his hand indiscriminately: "I know, I know. Receiving is not a problem, but this is too difficult to locate, and I will definitely not be able to give it to you today."

"You can do it in two days."

023 unplugged the data cable from his head, and picked up the game console again: "Okay, let's go back without any problems."

061 said with a gentle smile: "I have an order."

Walking to the door, 061 stopped, turned around and asked, "By the way, 023, is there rat poison in the general warehouse?"

023 frowned: "Huh?"

061 coughed: "...I'll ask casually."

Chi Xiaochi slept all night while the system watched a movie all night.

After the effect of the hypnosis card disappeared, Chi Xiaochi woke up on time.

The system looked at the time: "It's only five o'clock, it's still dark, you can sleep a little longer."

Chi Xiaochi got up from the bed, leaving Yang Baihua alone on the bed, then walked to the living room bench and sat down: "When you wake up, you won't be able to sleep."

With this piano, the small living room area is cramped.

Chi Xiaochi stroked the piano cover in a trance, wondering what he was thinking.

The system took the initiative to talk to him: "There is no rat poison in the general library."

Chi Xiaochi lifted the lid of the piano: "...you still remember, I was just joking."

He silently stroked the black and white piano keys, feeling the creative impulse and endless inspiration that remained in his body. It was a unique treasure belonging to Cheng Yuan, which was deprived by Yang Baihua, and was too cumbersome to put it mildly.

"One mouthful of rat poison will give him a good deal of advantage." Chi Xiaochi said, "It's unfair that Cheng Yuan didn't experience it himself."

When Yang Baihua woke up, he wanted to hold Cheng Yuan warmly for a while, but he got up a little late and didn't have time to moan around, so he hurriedly hugged Cheng Yuan and went out the door with the computer.

Before leaving the house, he took the keys of the new car and said, "I'm going to see Party A at noon, so I don't need to bring me food. I'll bring vegetables back in the evening to buy you your favorite braised chicken liver. By the way, Don't forget to eat breakfast."

The advantage of Yang Baihua is that he is really gentle and never gets angry with Cheng Yuan.

During the years of Cheng Yuan's depression, he still spoiled Cheng Yuan with a good temper and was extremely patient with him, as if nothing could make him really angry.

- To put it bluntly, as long as Cheng Yuan's interests do not conflict with his family's interests, he can continue to be so gentle.

Yang Baihua went out on the front foot, and Chi Xiaochi went out with the back foot.

He checked the route in advance and got on the bus to Cheng Jian's company.

Cheng Yuan was indeed dizzy on the bus. The bumps along the way made him very uncomfortable, and he couldn't even speak while holding the pole.

As soon as the car arrived at the station, he rushed out of the car and held onto the nearest trash can. He retched and vomited until his face turned white.

The system wanted to adjust it for him, but suddenly thought of something, it only helped him lower his heart rate to relieve the discomfort inside his body.

Chi Xiaochi straightened up with great difficulty, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, took out his mobile phone, faced Mr. Cheng who occupied an entire office building, made a call, his eyes were flushed, and his face was white with a smile: "…Brother, It's me. Come down when you have time."