Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Chapter 85: I heard that I am the God of War (20)

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Ji Zuoshan, who is still ranked No. 1 in his own school, foreign schools and various regions around the world, has not yet accumulated enough energy to convert it into Alpha.

But after many measurements, the official announced inconceivably that Ji Zuoshan's conversion to Alpha was successful.

Regardless of the admiration, admiration and confession from all sides, it was the first time that Ji Zuoshan could clearly appreciate the taste of evolution.

It has to be said that it is much more comfortable and faster than degeneration.

As the current head of Ji Zuoshan's body, Chi Xiaochi, of course, has a more intuitive understanding of the changes.

When taking a bath in the new villa allocated by the army, Chi Xiaochi lowered his head to check: "Yeah, it's bigger again."

Ji Zuoshan was a little shy: "Mr. Chi, don't look."

Chi Xiaochi: "It's all men, what are you afraid of. I haven't been to the bathroom."

Ji Zuoshan: "..." That's right.

Chi Xiaochi squatted into the bathtub, and the pheromone stored in the body floated out lightly when he was stimulated by the hot water.

Chi Xiaochi sighed: "Wow, red wine bath."

In contrast, Ji Zuoshan was sincerely disappointed: "Why does it still taste like this."

It's the same, but it's not the same.

The light scent pheromone of his red wine and oranges turned into the taste of red wine and mint, just like an exquisite ice hockey dipped in mint flavor in high-grade red wine, it smelled cool at first, and then intoxicated.

Ji Zuoshan murmured: "Teacher Liu, didn't you say it tasted like oysters?"

061: "...I didn't tell you this."

Chi Xiaochi righteously upheld justice for his own children: "Sixth teacher, look at you, look at the grievances of the children."

061's voice was unbelievably soft for a while: "I'm sorry."

Ji Zuoshan: "..." You can't be treated differently like this.

After taking a bath, he wrapped himself in a bathrobe and walked out of the bathroom. Several younger siblings were obediently doing their own thing: the third younger sister drew the mecha structure in the study, the fourth younger sister checked the fifth younger brother's work, and often pointed out where his data was. Wrong, the fifth brother looked at it and nodded, the younger brother held an apple and peeled it, cut it open on a plate, one, two, three, four, five, and stuck five toothpicks on it.

Chi Xiaochi leaned against the wall, his body was bathed under the warm yellow corridor lamp, and he tilted his head to look at several younger siblings with a very serious and gentle demeanor.

061's thoughts moved slightly, but he didn't know what he was thinking. He repeated only his name, Chi Xiaochi, Chi Xiaochi.

The tip of his tongue was slightly rolled, and the name that sounded a little cute didn't quite match his own temperament.

061 couldn't help but ask: "Xiaochi, why are you called Xiaochi?"

Chi Xiaochi turned around and walked to the kitchen, preparing to give his younger brother and sister a table of meals, and he said, "Oh, Romeo, why are you Romeo."

061 pursed his lips and smiled: "I'm not acting with you, I mean it."

Chi Xiaochi said, "My parents paid for it, ask them to go."

"Didn't your agent ask you to change your name?" After all, the name Chi Xiaochi is quite cute in daily life, but it sounds a bit like a joke in the entertainment industry.

Chi Xiaochi quickly put on his apron, took a head of garlic, and peeled it while sitting on a small stool: "I have a stage name, my name is July. Someone has indeed raised an opinion about the name Chi Xiaochi, and if it sounds bad, let me change it."

061 is waiting for his answer.

Chi Xiaochi threw a chubby clove of garlic into the porcelain bowl, lowered his head and said, "I changed my name. If he were reincarnated, he wouldn't recognize me."

061 was silent.

... Lou Ying again.

Why is Lou Ying always haunted

Ji Zuoshan finally chose to join the West Route Army with the most combat missions, the unit where Zhan Yanling was.

Without any military exploits, Ji Zuoshan was awarded the rank of major general, served as the deputy commander of a certain army, and had the authority to drive a single-player cosmic mecha.

After a period of depression, Zhan Yanchao also realized his transformation to Alpha.

He listened to Ji Zuoshan's words.

Because only in this way can he continue to stay by Ji Zuoshan's side justifiably.

Zhan Yanling couldn't survive the hardships of his mentally retarded younger brother, so he had no choice but to disregard his father's objection, drag his younger brother into the West Route Army, and arrange for him to be Ji Zuoshan's adjutant.

The meeting ceremony was arranged in a small conference room.

Zhan Yanchao, who had changed into a new military uniform, couldn't help stroking the buttons of the new military uniform. He wanted to cover it with all kinds of spices, but it turned out to be sweet and fragrant, like Wangzai milk spilled all over.

Soon after, at the agreed meeting time, Ji Zuoshan opened the door and entered on time.

Seeing Zhan Yanchao, he stopped.

An officer warmly introduced: "General Ji, look, this is your new adjutant, Zhan Yanchao."

And Zhan Yanchao was stupid, looking straight at Ji Zuoshan.

Compared with his subtle changes, Ji Zuoshan's whole person was completely reborn.

In just a few months of rest, he has grown a lot taller, and his height is almost 1.9 meters. The mixed fragrance of red wine and mint is diffused all over his body. His waist is narrow, his legs are long, and his waist-hip line is perfect. The first-class male figure is wrapped in Inside the dark black military uniform, the cufflinks are shiny and the gloves are snow-white. If you go further down, you will see long, slender legs. Finally, you will finish with a pair of high-top black lacquer matte military boots. Captivating.

He stared at Zhan Yanchao for a moment, then turned around and left, not forgetting to close the door before leaving.

He walked away too gently, so that the officer was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "General, this is a surprise, I plan to re-enter the door."

However, the general in his mouth never returned.

He ran to the door in disbelief, opened the door and looked around, only to be sure that General Ji had really gone and disappeared.

Zhan Yanling, who was walking with Zhan Yanchao, looked at her younger brother's gray face and shook her head helplessly: "They won't accept it. You should start as a major and deputy regiment first."

Chi Xiaochi didn't intend to keep Zhan Yanchao by his side day and night.

Even if he is not by Ji Zuoshan's side, his remorse is still growing steadily. It seems that leaving this world is just around the corner.

Shortly after the change of staff, the upper military got a message, and the Zerg was ready to move, as if planning an attack.

The troops are in a state of combat readiness and are on standby at any time.

Soon, the satellite detected that the first batch of Zerg had departed from the Zerg Star.

… This is exactly the task that Zhan Yanchao received when he joined the army last time, and it is also the task of bringing Ji Zuoshan to his death.

When Ji Zuoshan himself heard the news, he was only stunned for a few seconds and said to start preparing.

Chi Xiaochi brought Blue into the cabin and made it his first candidate for battle armor.

When he saw Bru, Chi Xiaochi's new adjutant Yin Shaofei almost laughed out loud: "General, is this a training machine?"

Chi Xiaochi glanced at Blue and then at him: "Does it look like a special machine?"

Yin Shaofei said in surprise: "... No, you just use this?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "Look at it more and get used to it."

Yin Shaofei: "..." Okay.

He was leading troops for the first time, so naturally he would not be in charge of command. The military valued his single-person combat effectiveness, so his mission this time was to bring three airships to lead the right wing of the protection front.

Before boarding the mecha, Chi Xiaochi went to the military arena, counted the soldiers he was going to bring one by one, and clicked them one by one like potatoes: "Number one, number two, ... number seven, ... number two hundred and eighty-four, …”

When he counted to the three hundred and one, a young soldier who looked a year or two older than him protested: "Sir, we have names. Don't call us numbers, we are soldiers."

He pulled the name tag on his chest and showed it to Chi Xiaochi.

He said proudly: "Our names are also engraved on the mecha. I don't want the generals to call us by numbers."

Chi Xiaochi had already walked in front of 302 and heard the words: "Do you know what the name tag is used for in the war?"

Three hundred and one stunned.

Chi Xiaochi said: "It's used for corpse identification."

Three hundred and one: "… "

Chi Xiaochi: "Especially when you're scorched and your arms and legs are mixed up and you don't know who it is."

Three hundred and one insisted: "This is also our glory."

"Glorious?" Chi Xiaochi raised his eyelids and asked back, "Who do you say is honorable? Dead people don't deserve to be honored. If you die, it means you are incompetent and unlucky. Living people deserve honor. Besides, you will all be brought back by me, Why should I bother to remember your names?"

After all, he ignored the dazed 301 and patted 302 on the chest.

With just a few words, he inspired half of the people in the military arena with blood boiling.

Three hundred and two stood at attention: "General, I am three hundred and two!"

Next, without Chi Xiaochi's order, three hundred three, three hundred and four were counted all the way, like a bell, cadence.

A total of 500 sergeants were waiting.

In the first game played by Ji Zuoshan, there was no suspense for the human side to win.

The right wing, guarded by Ji Zuoshan, was as solid as a rock, and even forced the Zerg to transfer troops from the middle and the left to support.

In the end, the Zerg retreated and settled on the nearest planet, waiting for Austrian aid.

And Ji Zuoshan took 500 people away, so he brought back 500 people properly, and no one was left behind.

After the war, there must be relaxation. Everyone who comes back from a life-and-death situation needs an uncontrolled carnival to resist the fear in their hearts, or eat or get drunk.

When another group of soldiers who stayed behind stood on the front line and waited in full force, the soldiers who came down from the front line lit bonfires, drank and barbecued, sang and danced, and some of the wounded soldiers who were not too seriously injured came to the carnival scene with injuries. A young officer with a leg stabbed by a Zerg plays the ukulele and sings a tender love song, with the embers of a frenzied war in his eyes.

Adjutant Yin Shaofei came to the military tent and invited General Ji to sing.

Chi Xiaochi was eager to try, but when he saw the half-written report, he resisted the urge and said, "If you play, I won't go. I still have a report to write. After I finish writing it, I'll just go around. "

Hearing this, 061 breathed a sigh of relief for the wounded soldiers.

Before leaving, Yin Shaofei said with a smile: "The above is very satisfied with your performance in the first battle, and specially prepared a special surprise for you."

Chi Xiaochi wasn't too interested in the military's rewards, he wanted to go outside and watch the fun.

When he wrote a few lines according to Ji Zuoshan's dictation, and found that Ji Zuoshan was also a little absent-minded, Chi Xiaochi couldn't help but be happy.

... Only at this time did Ji Zuoshan show the juvenile nature of a child.

He put down his laptop, put on his military uniform, and walked out.

Ji Zuoshan was a little surprised: "Mr. Chi?"

Chi Xiaochi lifted the curtain: "Let's go, I'll show you the fun."

Who would have thought, just walking to the edge of the carnival scene, Ji Zuoshan suddenly said, "Mr. Chi, wait."

Chi Xiaochi stopped according to the words: "What?"

Ji Zuoshan said, "... seven o'clock."

Chi Xiaochi turned around and saw a bonfire and a few acquaintances.

He narrowed his eyes slightly, and Ji Zuoshan's evolved and enhanced physical functions after he became Alpha made it easy for him to see the faces of those people.

… are those who insulted Ji Zuoshan in the small granary.

Compared to their madness and savagery at that time, they are so normal now. One is introducing his parents to his companions with a photo, and the other is holding a burning firewood and sings a song, which is quite nice.

Chi Xiaochi looked at them, the light of fire reflected in his eyes.

When he spoke again, Ji Zuoshan's voice was a little more sullen: "Mr. Chi, let's go back."

Chi Xiaochi asked, "Don't want to mess with them?"

Ji Zuoshan didn't offer forgiveness easily, he just said peacefully: "I'll observe and observe. I can do it if I can. If I keep performing well, there's no need for it."

This answer made Chi Xiaochi nodded slightly.

It seems that even if he leaves now, Ji Zuoshan can already be alone.

Thinking like this, he turned to leave, but he didn't realize that a sneaky figure followed quietly behind him.

Back in the military tent, Chi Xiaochi had just sat down and was about to finish the report, when he accidentally glanced at him, his hair stood up.

… There was a soldier in a low-level military uniform standing in the corner without saying a word, the brim of his hat was extremely low, and just looking at the small piece of skin exposed, it was quite snow-white and moving.

Chi Xiaochi didn't show it on his face, but he scolded fiercely in his heart, "Fucking a big watermelon."

While scolding, he stood up and said in a bad tone, "Who are you?"

The person who came was more frightened than Chi Xiaochi, raised his head shyly, revealing a pair of pitiful eyes.

Until then, Chi Xiaochi didn't realize the identity of the person in front of him: "... Are you an Omega??"

Not only is it an Omega, but the pheromone on his body is exactly the same as the red wine mint on Ji Zuoshan, so Chi Xiaochi didn't notice it when he first came in.

He immediately thought of the so-called "military surprise", and couldn't help but scolded and kicked over the table.

The Omega couldn't help shaking.

Probably frightened, the delicate neck he exposed turned red quickly, and after a few seconds, the smell of Omega's pheromones in the tent suddenly became more than several times stronger!

Chi Xiaochi only felt that his body was too hot and his heart was restless, he rushed out, but collided with a person.

His waist was weak and weak, and it was even more unbearable that his whole body was numb, and he just breathed on the shoulders that smelled of milk.

Zhan Yanchao was staggered by the oncoming Omega pheromone, and scolded loudly: "Who the hell brought in the Omega in heat?!"

Yin Shaofei, who had used the inhibitor and had been guarding outside the tent, heard that something was wrong inside, and followed Chi Xiaochi's Zhan Yanchao and rushed into the tent.

… what the hell am I doing? Why are you suddenly in heat? !

Zhan Yanchao controlled the already booming bottom, and pushed Ji Zuoshan: "Xiaoji, hurry up, hurry up and get out of here!!"

Chi Xiaochi pushed the wild goose tide and pointed at Yin Shaofei's face with shaking fingers: "Inhibitor! Give him the inhibitor, use it immediately, and then temporarily lock it in prison for one night, and no one is allowed to approach it! "

After that, he opened the hand that Zhan Yanchao was trying to help, and stumbled out of the tent. Under the surprised look of everyone, he ran to the parking area of the mecha, opened the door of his mecha, and closed himself in. .

They all hated the feeling that their bodies were out of control, whether it was Ji Zuoshan or Chi Xiaochi.

Almost as soon as he entered the safety zone, Ji Zuoshan gasped and slashed his consciousness with a slap, leaving only Chi Xiaochi stumbled on the soft operating chair and threw himself up exhausted.

The body drenched with Omega pheromones was burning like fire, and Chi Xiaochi swore that he had never seen such a powerful aphrodisiac in his life.

Chi Xiaochi curled up on the chair, exhaling hot air from his nose, and his hair was wet. He couldn't help reaching out to unbutton his chest, trying to relieve the burning sensation.

The coat, shirt, and trousers were removed layer by layer, and Chi Xiaochi exposed this body to the cold air, like opening a gift.

However, the heat did not ease in the slightest, as if it had penetrated every inch of his skin.

In 061's eyes, what he saw was the main body of Chi Xiaochi, with pink skin, like a thin piece of porcelain. After being frozen, it encountered heat, which caused an attractive mist of water to float on the surface.

Gradually, Chi Xiaochi's consciousness was no longer clear, he forgot that he came to get the inhibitor in the cabin, he just fell into the chair and couldn't bear tossing around, stroking his legs and making a low noise in his throat.

061 immediately turned out of the body, took out the inhibitor hidden in the cabin, sprayed him on the handkerchief, and sent him to inhale.

However, most of Alpha's inhibitors can only play a preventive role, while Omega's pheromone acts on the body as well as the mind. After the inhibitor was used, Ji Zuoshan's body was no longer so hot, but Chi Xiaochi was still unbearably hot, and he kept turning, forcing him to squeeze out the soft milky sound.

Helpless, 061 carried a handkerchief sprayed with inhibitor, dissolved himself into a ball of energy, and dived into Chi Xiaochi's spiritual world.

The little hamster-like mental energy curled up in a ball, shaking so badly that 061 felt distressed.

He made that spiritual energy evolve into a human shape, which is Chi Xiaochi's appearance and Chi Xiaochi's voice. He murmured in a low voice: "... Brother Lou, Teacher Liu, I feel uncomfortable..."

061 suddenly felt a little tight in his lower abdomen, and he didn't even dare to look at Chi Xiaochi's face.

… Is this symptom still contagious

He turned his face away and coaxed softly: "It will be fine soon, I brought you medicine..."

He lifted the pale golden body that was light and boneless. Who would have thought that mental energy was too sensitive, and now he was so sensitive that he couldn't touch it at all. He just touched his shoulder a little, and Chi Xiaochi said He let out a muffled groan that made half of his body go numb.

061's tone also became flustered. I don't know whether to say it to Chi Xiaochi or to himself: "I'll be fine soon, I'll..."

However, he couldn't say anything comforting.

A pair of fiery lips found his lips, and after grabbing the coolness, they refused to let go again like a puppy.

As he said, no experience, just licking and biting like a puppy.

061 was stunned for a moment, not knowing where the impulse came from, he tightly locked the person in his arms, pressed him down, put his elbows on his ears, gasped for a few seconds, and began to automatically download about kissing in his mind skills.

He guided Chi Xiaochi to end the childish sucking, and the lips gently pressed against each other, a faint kiss spread all over his lips and the corners of his lips, just like a dragonfly on water, after a shallow taste, a touch He took it back, but it made Chi Xiaochi twist his body more and more restlessly.

061 stroked Chi Xiaochi's forehead hair, he didn't know what evil he was in, so he just calmed down with a warm voice: "Take your time, don't be in a hurry."