Don’t Pretend to be Poor with Me
别和我装穷
Author: 林七年
Latest: Chapter 82
Status: Completed
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Genres: Romance
Tags: abandoned children absent parents abusive characters bickering couple bullying
The first day Song Yan transferred to his new school, he met his new roommate being blocked by gangsters in an alley asking to pay up a debt.
The stick in the new roommate’s hands fell, and the little gangster fled in defeat, but didn’t forget to yell in anger while running:
“Look at your little white face, if you find a wealthy woman and get rich, how can you still be afraid to pay up!”
The new roommate looked on in approval, and seemed to have realized the light: “Makes sense.”
Song Yan: “……” What kind of nonsense.
So to block his new roommate from going astray, Song Yan began the road to ruin of targeted poverty alleviation for pure and beautiful male high school students.
No money to buy dinner, so he treated him. No money for book expenses, so he sponsored it. No money for a scarf, so he took advantage of the buy one get one promotion from the store in front of the school to send him a scarf.
The eldest young master Song who already had his expenses cut off by his family had no choice but to learn to be thrifty and hardworking.
Later, his dad brought him to attend a dinner banquet: “Come, Xiao Yan, let me introduce you to grandpa Xia’s grandson, Xia Zhiye.”
Song Yan looked at the boy in front of him wearing a custom-made suit, with the worn out scarf that he dredged out from the buy one get one promotion in front of the school wrapped around his neck, and expressionlessly raised up a knife.
That night, in some male high school’s dorm room came the yell of domestic violence: “f*ck off, don’t pretend to be poor with me!”
However the target of the domestic violence patiently coaxed him: “I didn’t pretend to be poor, I’m really poor. But later on I’ll be very rich, and I’ll even give it to my boyfriend to manage, so how about you consider it again?”
宋厌转学第一天就撞见自己的新室友被一群混混堵在巷子里要债。
新室友手起棍落，小混混落荒而逃，边跑还边不忘骂骂咧咧：
“你说你长了这么一张小白脸，去找个富婆早就发家致富了，还怕还不上这点钱吗！”
新室友面露赞同并恍然大悟：“有道理啊。”
宋厌：“……”有个屁道理。
于是为了阻止新室友就此走上歧途，宋厌开始了定点扶贫清纯美貌男高中生的不归路。
没钱吃晚饭，他买，没钱交书本费，他交，没钱买围巾，他趁着买一送一再捎上一条。
本来就被家里限制了经济支出的宋大少爷不得不学会勤俭节约吃苦耐劳。
然后他爸就带他参加了一个晚宴：“来，小厌，给你介绍一下，这是你夏爷爷的孙子，夏枝野。”
宋厌看着面前一身定制西服，脖子上却围着他从学校门口买一送一淘来的破围巾的夏枝野，面无表情地举起了刀。
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当晚，某高中男生宿舍传来家暴声：“滚你妈的，别和我装穷！”
被家暴对象却只是耐心哄道：
“没和你装穷，是真穷。但我以后会很有钱，还会把钱都交给男朋友管，所以你要不要考虑一下？”
臭不要脸脾气很好骚话攻X嘴硬心软脾气很差酷哥受
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