If you want him to dress up as a woman, either he will die or a group of other people will die.
Anyway, don't even think about it.
Song Yan turned to look at Xia Zhiye.
Xia Zhiye: "?"
Song Yan: "."
Xia Zhiye: "..."
Fine.
Whatever someone says is what it is.
Xia Zhiye lazily tilted his head and propped his head: "Look at my snow-white skin, look at my not-so-black hair, and look at my bright red lips, do you think I'm pretty too?" Suitable for playing a heroine?"
Everyone: "..."
Kong Xiaoxiao had a headache: "Xia Zhiye, please be sober, you are too tall, who will play with you to play the leading role? And the wedding dress in the last scene will definitely not be able to borrow your size, isn't it useless."
Xia Zhiye turned his head and looked at Song Yan, quite aggrieved: "They don't want me."
Song Yan: "..."
none of my business.
Xiaopang took the opportunity to persuade: "Brother Yan, you are the only one who can take on this important task, so you should sacrifice for the public. Anyway, it's a scene where a man disguises himself as a woman. Except for the wedding dress in the last scene, the others are all men's clothes, so it doesn't affect you." .”
"Yes, yes, please, brother Yan. If we don't think of a way, our class will become the laughing stock of the whole grade again."
"Really, I don't want to be kicked down by the principal again."
"And the bonus doesn't smell good? Doesn't the barbecue smell good? Isn't it more fragrant to eat barbecue with the bonus?"
"Brother Yan, don't worry, as long as you promise this time, you will be my reborn parents from now on, whoever provokes you, I will destroy."
Song Yan really doesn't understand why this group of people are still so enthusiastic about this seemingly stupid thing, but it's strange that that kind of stupid, fiery eager eyes made him a little confused for a while. How to refuse.
And as we all know, hesitation leads to defeat.
So at the moment of his brief silence, Ruan Tian took advantage of the fire and made a decision: "Okay! Since Song Yan didn't refuse, then we've made a deal! Thank you Song Yan for his sacrifice! Everyone, get ready for math class!"
After speaking, he stepped on the small high heels and fled in fear of crime.
Other students also stood up and applauded immediately: "Let us thank Song Yan for his great contribution to the rise of China! The whole class stands up and applauds warmly!"
In order, the applause was like thunder, resounding through the sky, and vowed not to leave any room for Song Yan to repent.
Luo Wei was so scared that he staggered when he entered the classroom: "Did Beijing's Olympic bid succeed again?"
Song Yan: "..."
Why on earth did he come to this school.
Xiaopang originally thought that with such an incident, at least a small group of people in the Jianghu would see some blood.
No matter how bad it is, one or two Xia Zhiye will die.
As a result, the big brother Song behind him didn't do anything except put on a bad face all day.
Xia Zhiye didn't seem surprised, and accepted the role of Liang Shanbo very calmly.
Song Yan annoyed him: "Are you free?"
Xia Zhiye was very reasonable: "They are not worthy of your beauty."
Song Yan gave him a calm monosyllable: "Go away."
"But who will play Ma Wencai?" Xia Zhiye asked Kong Xiaoxiao.
Kong Xiaoxiao said without hesitation, "Liu Yue."
"?"
Thirty-seven pairs of big puzzled eyes.
Kong Xiaoxiao said helplessly: "This is appointed by sister Tian. Didn't Liu Yue take sick leave for a week? Mei Tian said that he already knew that he had made a mistake and had rectified himself, so let us pay attention and give him a chance to correct himself. Don't isolate him."
Xiaopang sighed: "Although I understand what Tianmei means, but in this case, you let Brother Yan and Liu Yue wear wedding clothes together in the end, it is really a bit of a strong man."
"It's okay. You can make him greener. Anyway, the script is in our hands, and we control everything." Zhao Ruiwen, the school committee member, stretched out his middle finger and pushed his glasses, "See how I can turn decay into magic."
"..."
I always feel a little unreliable.
Zhao Ruiwen was unaware of this distrust, and continued to ask: "Then who will play Zhu Yingtai's mother? There are quite a few roles in this scene, and she is the main contractor for the jokes I designed, so I can't just look for it."
Kong Xiaoxiao: "Fang has a taste."
Zhao Ruiwen: "This is fine."
Song Yan, who was writing the paper beside him, suddenly raised his head and asked Xiaopang, "Who is Fang Chang?"
Fatty: "Would you believe me if I said it was me?"
Song Yan: "... sorry."
I can’t blame him for this, mainly since I started school, I have almost never heard of someone calling Xiaopang’s name, Song Yan is also a perfect executor of “None of my shit, none of your shit”, so it’s normal not to know .
But Xiaopang is still a little hurt, after all he thinks he is the person who has the best relationship with Song Yan besides Xia Zhiye.
Then Song Yan asked again: "But why don't they call you by your first name?"
Xia Zhiye replied friendly: "Because there is an idiom that says that the future will be long."
"..." Song Yan, "Sorry."
Xiaopang was injured a second time and wept silently.
The only advantage of being forced to take part in a play is that you don't have to study at night blatantly.
It was agreed that rehearsals would start at 8:30 every night.
Song Yan took the time to pick up a courier, and when he arrived at the Art Building, he pushed open the door of the physical education classroom.
"Army attack-"
"One against three, I'm sorry."
"Hurry up, I'll wait until the flowers are gone~"
"Oh maiga, buy it buy it buy it!"
"..."
Sure enough, everything in the world has its reason.
The failure to increase the enrollment rate is really not a pure feng shui reason.
Even the study committee members were very calm, playing with their mobile phones while revising the script: "There are still two or three weeks before the art festival, and now I forget about it when it's scheduled, why not play for a few days first."
The girls in the dance team also gathered together with their heads together: "That's right, it's too boring to stay in the classroom."
Song Yan is not a well-behaved student. Evening self-study is indeed boring, but he feels that it is not much better here.
Turn around and prepare to leave.
Xia Zhiye, who was lying on the sports mat fighting the landlord, turned around slowly: "Give up, at this point, you won't be able to get out of school."
"..."
What idiot rules.
Song Yan hooked the strap of his schoolbag and walked to Xia Zhiye expressionlessly.
Xia Zhiye moved in naturally to make room for Song Yan to sit down.
Then sit on the outside with one forked leg, and lie on the inside with one bent leg. They each played with their mobile phones, looking quite harmonious.
Xia Zhiye originally wanted to take advantage of the rare spare time to take that stupid rich woman to the top, but the other party was not online, so he didn't take it seriously and continued to fight the landlord.
After struggling, he found that the teammates he matched were all outrageous. After losing Douzi, he felt bored and started playing Song Yan.
Wrapping the belt on Song Yan's clothes for a while, gesturing at his waist for a while, and observing the back of his head for a while.
Song Yan was annoyed by him, so he turned around and kicked him: "If you don't want this hand, just tell me, I have a knife."
Xia Zhiye and Song Yan have been together for a long time, and they already have the detached spirit of putting life and death aside, and they are not affected at all: "I just see that there seems to be a hole in your ear."
When he said this, Song Yan unconsciously touched his ear, then lowered his hand: "None of your business."
Just turn your back on it.
Xia Zhiye looked at Song Yan's ears from behind, and found that the shape was very delicate.
And probably because of the white skin, the ear pinna looks thin, faintly transparent under the light, with a faint luster, like fine jade.
The earlobe is also small, and there is a very small hole on it, like a cinnabar mole, which is strange.
Xia Zhiye owed his hand, and touched it without fear of death.
When the thumb and index finger pinch gently, the touch is unexpectedly soft.
It's hard to imagine that a person with such a tough temper would have such a soft spot on his body.
Xia Zhiye was a little bit reluctant to feel the touch of his fingertips, and was fascinated by pinching it for a while.
Then in the next second, Song Yan grabbed his wrist with his backhand, twisted it back, and tried to beat him up on the spot.
Xia Zhiye: "It hurts."
A low sound, mixed with imperceptible patience and trembling.
Song Yan stopped immediately, let go of his hand, and took a look at Xia Zhiye's collar. After confirming that there was no bleeding on his shoulder, he lowered his eyes and sat back in his original position: "It's okay, don't move around."
I don't know whether to say don't move him, or don't move this injured shoulder.
Xia Zhiye doesn't actually feel pain, but a man, especially a mature and stable man, has to use all the advantages he can use to win the care of his tablemate, and he will fight against his wounds and be proud of his favor: "You have pierced ears! what happened?"
Probably because I felt a little guilty for hurting Xia Zhiye, Song Yan didn't say "None of your shit" this time, and replied casually: "When I was young, I was in poor health. My aunt told me that it would be better for a boy to have his ears pierced and be raised as a girl." Just give me a call."
Normally speaking, the job of piercing ears to make a living is done by parents or grandparents.
Anyway, it shouldn't be the turn of a nanny.
Coupled with the little loneliness that Song Yan inadvertently revealed when he said this, Xia Zhiye suddenly thought, could this little friend Song Yan be loved by no one when he was young.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be such a name.
He thinks a little too much.
On the other end, Zhao Ruiwen has already sneaked over with the script: "Then what, brother Yan..."
Song Yan raised his eyelids, and Zhao Ruiwen felt the impact of death on the spot.
Xia Zhiye comforted him: "It's okay, you say what you want, he can't beat anyone to death."
"Oh, okay, so what." Zhao Ruiwen didn't even realize what was wrong with the words, and asked with all his heart, "Brother Yan really has pierced ears?"
Song Yan was almost annoyed to death: "What's the matter, you have to report to the whole world for piercing your ears?"
Zhao Ruiwen quickly explained: "That's not what I meant, I just wanted to say that if it is confirmed that there are pierced ears, I will add the dialogue of my favorite Huangmei opera into it."
Xia Zhiye: "Which section?"
Zhao Ruiwen: "Just that part, Yingtai is not a daughter, why there are ring marks on her ears."
Xia Zhiye thought for a while, then nodded: "That's fine."
Song Yan was very polite: "If you like it, add it."
Get lost.
Zhao Ruiwen understood the subtext, obediently retreated into his little corner, and began to play emotional scenes crazily.
The girls of the dance team at the other end were already surrounded by the same mobile phone, so excited that the drums and gongs were blaring, and the BGM was booming.
Zhao Ruiwen couldn't hold back, and asked, "What are you all excited about all day long?"
Kong Xiaoxiao raised her head, her face restrained: "It's nothing, just discussing the changes and possibilities of the way humans reproduce in the future in biology."
This time even Song Yan and Xia Zhiye raised their heads.
Why is it that this female classmate, who was crying because she couldn't figure out Mendel's pea hybridization experiment the day before, can already speak such strange and advanced biological terms at this moment.
Zhao Ruiwen looked vigilant: "Did you secretly make up lessons behind my back?"
Kong Xiaoxiao's face remained unchanged: "No. But if you want to know more, I can also send you a reference material."
After finishing speaking, there were two ding dongs.
Xia Zhiye and Zhao Ruiwen received a green sharing link respectively.
With a positive attitude towards improving their biology scores, the study committee happily clicked in, and then took a refresher look.
"The Overbearing Prince's Next Wife"
"The scumbags are all regretting for me"
"I became a heartthrob after dressing as a milk hiccup"
"Being marked by a school bully will make you pregnant"
"He flees, he chases, they can't fly"
…
etc.
This school bully is a man, right
This high-cold school girl who fell in love with the school bully is also a man, right
So he understands other reasons, but why can men have children? !
Zhao Ruiwen felt that the scientific worldview that he had studied hard every day, read a lot of books and worked hard to obtain a degree after nine years of compulsory education, might need to be collapsed and reconstructed temporarily.