I was frugal, cut down on food and clothing, and gave him all the money I saved. As a result, this prodigal bastard just bought such a thing and came back to stick here.
Song Yan didn't know for a while whether he felt sorry for the money he had put in, or was angry with Xia Zhiye, a straight man who had nothing to say about his aesthetics. After all, he was in a bad mood today, so it's better to beat him up first.
So Xia Zhiye was leaning on the balcony door perfectly, waiting for Song Yan to turn around and give him a hug, but the next second he saw a white and cold fist.
Xia Zhiye raised his hand reflexively and squeezed his wrist. Before he could ask, another fist swung over, and he could only grab the other wrist at the same time, and moved forward.
Song Yan fell into Xia Zhiye's arms, struggled twice, but did not break free, and said coldly: "Let go."
"Tell me why you beat me first."
"Tell me first what you think about buying such a thing? Do you think you have a lot of money or do you want to confess that you don't want to buy a gift?"
His tone was cold and aggressive, but Xia Zhiye was not angry, just looked at him, and said with a soft smile: "I bought this thing because a certain young master who doesn't touch the spring water hates washing clothes."
"..."
"It's true that there isn't a lot of money, but if you think of a way, you can still make up some money, so that someone's precious fingers won't get burned by the laundry detergent again."
"..."
"As for the confession gift, the gift has already been sent out, and there is only one confession left."
"..."
"So this answer, is our classmate Song Yan still satisfied?"
Classmate Song Yan, whose ten fingers do not touch the spring water, is still very precious: "..."
So this person is selling learning materials and taking the initiative to play with them recently, not because the confession gift he wants to buy is particularly expensive, but because he wants to buy a washing machine for himself.
What he didn't care about himself, Xia Zhiye kept it in his heart and put it into action, and in the end he wanted to beat him up without asking whether it was good or bad.
Song Yan was suddenly moved and guilty, and when he raised his head, he happened to meet Xia Zhiye's eyes with a indulgent smile, and hurriedly avoided his eyes: "Don't use the trick of coaxing the little girl against me, I don't take this kind of trick. "
"Then which set do we hate to eat?"
Xia Zhiye smiled loosely and lazily.
Song Yan's expression was indifferent: "None of your business, it's not me you want to confess."
"That's hard to say."
"?"
"Didn't you realize that you are only missing a pink refrigerator or a pink TV set, and you can directly make up the three major items for the next job."
"..." Song Yan, "Do you want to die?"
Xia Zhiye: "I don't want to... hiss—"
Before he finished answering, Song Yan directly raised his knee and pushed hard against Xia Zhiye's inner thigh. The pain caused Xia Zhiye to gasp, then took the opportunity to pull out his wrist, turned around and left, like a ruthless killer.
However, when the killer turned around, he caught a glimpse of the incomparably bright pink in the corner of the balcony, so the killer softened his heart: "The trick you just did should work."
Xia Zhiye: "?"
"Just use the method just now to confess, it should work. Also, thank you." After Song Yan finished speaking, she walked into the bathroom and closed the door.
Xia Zhiye was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and smiled.
Some people are really smart on the surface, but in reality they are stupid and stupid. They have hinted so clearly, but they still can't react. What kind of dullness must they have
And looking at such a big gift, there is no way to express it.
Just thinking about it, the bathroom door was suddenly opened again.
Xia Zhiye raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"
"It's nothing." Song Yan was still expressionless, "I just want to say thank you."
After speaking, the door closed again.
Xia Zhiye was not given a chance to say a word.
Xia Zhiye: "..."
So Song Yan's ears were red just now
Hold.
Kind of cute.
Before he had time to recollect the contrasting cute expression of someone with stern blushing ears, there was a knock on the dormitory door: "Is Song Yan there?"
Xia Zhiye opened the door and found that it was a boy from the next class: "He's taking a shower, what's wrong."
"Oh, it's nothing, the girl in our class asked me to pass this to him." The boy said and handed over an envelope.
The envelope is light blue, stamped with a love heart, and has a faint fragrance. It's a conspiracy at first sight.
"love letter?"
"Ok."
"Take it back, he won't accept it."
"why?"
"He has a date."
"No, I just asked today, he is single."
"He'll have it right away."
"?"
"Walk slowly."
Before the boy could realize what he meant, Xia Zhiye even brought the book and sent it out of the room.
Why didn't I find out that Song Yan was liked by so many people before, but now all of them popped up playing basketball, but a certain person is still a piece of wood, who likes me but doesn't say it, and he can't find out that I like him.
It seems that it is not enough not to directly express the confession.
But since you want to confess your love, you must have roses, candlelight dinners, rings hidden in cakes, etc. After being together, there are also couple clothes, couple shoes, couple necklaces, anyway, everyone else must have, Song Yan cannot be wronged.
As a straight man who has just turned up, Xia Zhiye made a rough calculation by relying on the few reserved knowledge of idol drama confessions in his mind, then took out his mobile phone, and clicked on Xia Yu's WeChat: [Sister, lend me ten thousand]
[My old lady is beautiful and wild]:
[Wild]: Urgent need
[My old lady is beautiful and wild]: old rules
[Wild]: OK
[My old lady is beautiful and wild]: transfer 5000
[My old lady is beautiful and wild]: After the service is in place, the final payment will be made, don't say that my sister doesn't love you, go online
[Wild]: I don't have a computer by my side right now
[My old lady is beautiful and wild]: It’s okay, the game LOL is not suitable for me, I have already moved to the king of the glory of the king
[Wild]: ... OK.
Thinking of Xia Yucai's unknowing skills, Xia Zhiye felt that he sacrificed too much for love.
Putting on the earphones, connecting Xia Yu's voice call, logging into the game, and watching Xia Yu's Diamond 1 level fell silent.
After a while, he said, "Didn't you say you are the king?"
"My king was brought to me by your brother-in-law. I quarreled with him recently, and I didn't want to talk to him, so I was hammered down. Otherwise, what would you do?" Xia Yu said confidently.
Xia Zhiye was unable to refute: "But are you aware of a problem?"
"you say."
"I honor the king."
"..."
The double-queue mechanism of Glory of Kings has a certain limit on the difference in ranks. If the rank difference is too large, they cannot fight together. Therefore, thanks to Xia Yu's excellent foot-picking skills, the gap between them can no longer be made up with family affection.
Xia Yu: "Then give me the money back."
"..."
The money is refunded, what should my boyfriend do
For the first time, Xia Zhiye showed the dedication that a companion should have: "I'll borrow a number."
After finishing speaking, open WeChat and send it to Moments: [Borrow a Diamond or Xingyao account in the WeChat area of Glory of the King, and help me get points]
Just a second after posting, a pink profile picture popped up.
[The sweetest milkberry in the world]: Brother! elder brother! Look at me! look at me! You deserve a V10 account with all skins and all heroes!
The WeChat between him and Shen Jiayan was added by Shen Jiayan before he left, in order to supervise himself not to bully Song Yan.
But Shen Jiayan didn't want Song Yan to know that he already knew that the sweetest milkberry in the world was Shen Jiayan, so he didn't tell Song Yan.
Obviously, Shen Jiayan's urge to score higher has made him completely forget about it.
So Xia Zhiye deleted Moments and clicked on Shen Jiayan's profile picture.
[Wild]: No.
[The sweetest milkberry in the world]: Immediately, I am Drill 1, is that okay
[Wild]: Well, okay, but I remember that you were not the fast king before, and Zhou Ziqiu didn't lead you to the top
[The sweetest little milkberry in the world]: Stop talking, I had a fight with him, I didn’t want to talk to him, so I just queued up by myself, but I lost points all the way and was hammered into autism
Xia Zhiye: "..."
Sure enough, the stories of vegetable chickens are all the same.
[Wild]: Then send me the account password
[The world is the sweetest little milkberry]: Okay, thank you brother, then I will go to bed first, I hope that when I wake up, I can return the sixteen stars that I lost after staying up all night last night, brother worked hard
[Wild]: It's okay, family
[The sweetest milkberry in the world]: OK, thank you sister-in-law
"..."
For a while, Xia Zhiye didn't know whether to praise Shen Jiayan for his strong comprehension ability, or praise him for his too strong comprehension ability.
Forget it, sister-in-law is sister-in-law.
Otherwise, if Song Yan finds out about him calling him brother-in-law, he may die without a whole body.
Xia Zhiye logged into Shen Jiayan's account.
Send the ID to Xia Yu: "Add this account."
"The efficiency is good. It seems that I am really short of money this time."
Xia Zhiye has always been a loose character, never bowed down for five buckets of rice, and it was rare that such seriousness led her to the top, Xia Yu's tone was inevitably a little teasing.
Xia Zhiye did not deny it: "I will pay you back in the future."
"Who sent you this little money." Xia Yu rolled her eyes, "I'm mainly curious about what is it that makes you, who regards money as dung, willing to lead me to the top."
"Life Events."
Xia Zhiye threw out a sentence lightly.
Xia Yu was stunned for a moment before realizing: "Fuck! Xia Zhiye! Do you have someone you like?"
"Ok."
"Great! Brother, you've finally got your senses! If you don't get your senses, I'll think you like men!!!"
"..." Xia Zhiye, "I really like men."
"?" Xia Zhiye could feel Xia Yu's sluggishness through the radio wave, "What did you just say? Can you say it again?"
"I like boys."
"..."
Xia Yu suddenly lost interest in the game, canceled the preparations, and after a long, long silence, asked, "Then are you sure the other party can accept it?"
"Sure."
"Are you sure you're sure?"
"I'm sure I'm sure."
"Expand and talk."
"He took the initiative to pick up food for me the first time he ate, put on a small vest and invited my friends to play games with me when he came to my house for the first time, printed study materials for me, wore couple bracelets with me, and secretly bought shoes for him. I said it was given by the person who had a crush on me, and also said that if you want to be with me, you will be together because of the person who likes me, not because you like the gift from me."
Xia Zhiye spoke slowly, directly ignoring Xia Yu.
Which little boy is this
It sounds like I love Xia Zhiye so much.
"Then are you sure you confess?"
"Ok."
Song Yan likes him so much, and he likes Song Yan so much, so why not confess and wait for others to snatch it
"But… "
Xia Yu on the other end of the phone seemed to want to say something, but the bathroom door just opened.
"I'll hang up first."
Xia Zhiye cut off the voice.
Song Yan came out wiping her hair: "Who are you calling?"
Xia Zhiye looked at the beautiful boyfriend-to-be who just came out of the bath, and said with a lazy smile: "I didn't call, but the voice was black."
Normally, Xia Zhiye Kaihei would call her, except for the initiative of [Renmeiqianxiaorichpo], so why did she leave quietly today without waiting for her.
Song Yan suddenly thought of something, and his tone became colder: "That sister who used to look for you often?"
"Well, it's her."
Xia Zhiye is very frank.
Song Yan's expression turned cold instantly.
Scumbag.
If you have someone you like, you will go to the rich woman.
Song Yan flicked the towel vigorously, lay down on the bed, with an expression of "I'm not happy anymore".
Then he opened WeChat and found that the message he had sent to Shen Jiayan hadn't been answered. After thinking about it, he logged into the game with the account of [Ren Mei Qian Duo Xiao Fu Po] and found that Xia Zhiye was not online, so he switched back to the WeChat account again.
At a glance, I saw that [Human World to Sweet Milkberry] is forming a team.
No wonder I didn't reply to my WeChat, it turned out that I was playing a game.
Song Yan directly sent a private chat with a friend: "Are you there?"
Xia Zhiye just wanted to invite Song Yan, when he saw the message from Song Yan, he replied: [hm]
[YAN]: How about the watch I asked you to sell for me
sell watches
Is Song Yan short of money
Xia Zhiye knew that pretending to be Shen Jiayan was really bad for chatting, but if he asked Song Yan directly, he would definitely not say anything, but he had already reached the point where he wanted to sell the watch, so something must have happened.
So after a little thought, he replied: [What's wrong]
[YAN]: Xia Zhiye bought me a washing machine, I want to return the money to him first
[The Sweetest Milkberry in the World]:
[YAN]: He is short of money, I don’t want him to waste it on me
[The sweetest little milkberry in the world]: Maybe he is not short of money, and spending it on you is a waste
[YAN]: If he doesn’t lack money, he won’t play with rich women
[The Sweetest Milkberry in the World]:? Rich woman
[The sweetest milkberry in the world]: Wait, are you jealous
[YAN]: What bullshit are you talking about, why am I jealous of him
[The sweetest milkberry in the world]: Don't you like him
[YAN]: Are you sick
Xia Zhiye turned his head to look at Song Yan's expression, there was no shyness or panic of being punctured, only the irritability of "what kind of idiot is this person I'm chatting with" on his face.
Xia Zhiye: "..."
Could it be that Song Yan is so arrogant everywhere
[The sweetest little milkberry in the world]: You don't like him, why do you have a couple bracelet with him
[YAN]: Isn't that what you insist on buying
[The Sweetest Milkberry in the World]:
[YAN]: Buy one get one free, he doesn’t need to spend money
Xia Zhiye was a little confused.
[The Sweetest Milkberry in the World]: What do you mean
Song Yan felt that Shen Jiayan was a bit strange today, and the questions were very targeted, and the preface could be followed by the epilogue, which was a bit different from the usual chattering nonsense.
But there is no difference between this ugly face that he thinks he has an adulterous relationship with Xia Zhiye.
So I didn't think much about it, just replied: [The explanation is a bit complicated, if you have to make a simple summary, you can understand it as fixed-point poverty alleviation]
Fixed point, poverty alleviation
Xia Zhiye fell into deep thought as he watched the four words popping up on the screen of his mobile phone.