Don’t Pretend to be Poor with Me

Chapter 69: camping

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The silent carriage.

Fatty and Zhou Ziqiu, who knew their adulterous relationship and their eyes were full of disdain.

Song Yan and Xia Zhiye were caught in the car and were embarrassed and silent.

And Zhao Ruiwen, who didn't know anything, was just sad, angry and distraught after being deceived.

"How can you two do this!"

Zhao Ruiwen was so angry that the frames of his glasses trembled three times.

Song Yan didn't know how much Zhao Ruiwen had heard the conversation between him and Xia Zhiye, so he could only remain silent.

Fortunately, Zhao Ruiwen yelled out the next accusation immediately: "Do you two hate me so you want to isolate me!?! You can just tell me what I did wrong, why lie to me?! Is it just like this? Do you hate it?!"

"..."

So this is the brain circuit of a straight man

The idea was so different that Song Yan didn't know how to answer for a while, but just stood there with a paralyzed face and still cool.

Xia Zhiye was still thick-skinned, walked over slowly and squeezed to sit between Zhao Ruiwen and Zhou Ziqiu, smiled and put Zhao Ruiwen's shoulder: "Where do you want to go, we are here to give you a surprise."

"surprise?"

Through the thick lenses, Zhao Ruiwen cast a suspicious look.

Xia Zhiye didn't change his expression: "That's right, Song Yan and I both had a temporary plan change, and we suddenly had time, and then we heard Zhou Ziqiu say that your plan had changed, so we wanted to surprise you by appearing suddenly, right Zhou Ziqiu?" Autumn?"

Xia Zhiye looked back at Zhou Ziqiu as he spoke, and threw a threatening smirk.

Zhou Ziqiu only thought that these two people wanted to sneak out to play some shady things by themselves, but they were caught on the spot, so they wanted to use themselves as a cover.

So I didn't think much about it, and with a sneer, I turned my head to look out of the window, and said slowly: "Well, surprise."

It's a surprise that the two of you can't hold the door of this cupboard someday.

And Zhao Ruiwen, as a study committee member, only loves to study and write scripts and novels. He is very innocent. Hearing the words, he believed them half to eighty percent. He looked up at Song Yan, who was very reliable in his heart: "Brother Yan, really?"

Song Yan: "...um."

So Zhao Ruiwen was very happy on the spot, and quickly called Song Yan over: "Brother Yan, come and sit down."

As he spoke, he put Song Yan on his left side, holding Xia Zhiye in one arm and Song Yan in the other, and said happily: "I thought it was a pity that Dongshan couldn't go up the mountain these days, but I thought you two could be with me." I went to Xishan together, and I felt that it was not a pity. Good brothers just want to be neat and tidy!"

A pair of good brothers who were separated by him: "... Well, you are right."

"But why didn't your partner come?"

Xia Zhiye looked at Song Yan through Zhao Ruiwen, and said with a smile, "How do you know my partner isn't here?"

Zhao Ruiwen: "?"

Song Yan: "?"

The two eating melons who helped them cover the cabinet door: "?"

Are you going to confess

Then Xia Zhiye slowly withdrew his eyes, pointed at Zhao Ruiwen, and pointed to his heart: "He will always be in my heart and be with me."

Zhao Ruiwen: "..."

Song Yan: "..."

The two eating melons who helped them cover the cabinet door: "..."

Except for Zhao Ruiwen and Xia Zhiye, everyone took a deep breath and turned their heads to look out the window, with a disgusted expression that they couldn't look any further.

Only Zhao Ruiwen grabbed Xia Zhiye's hand, and his face was full of emotion: "Although it's a bit earthy, it's so sweet, can I write your words into my novel?"

Xia Zhiye readily accepted: "Of course, I still have a hundred love stories here. If you are interested, you can write them into the novel. Do you want to listen now?"

Song Yan couldn't bear it anymore, passed Zhao Ruiwen, and kicked Xia Zhiye directly: "Can you shut up and talk less!"

Xia Zhiye raised his hand on Zhao Ruiwen's shoulder slightly, and while everyone was not paying attention, he pinched Song Yan's ear lightly, and Song Yan's ear burst red with embarrassment, and kicked him again.

As a result, Xia Zhiye dodged in time this time, so he kicked Zhao Ruiwen straight.

"Aww—"

With a cry of pain, Zhao Ruiwen hugged his calf hastily, "Brother Yan, you kick people too hard, isn't that how you beat Master Xia every day?"

Song Yan: "..."

He swore that he usually didn't hit Xia Zhiye with so much strength, but just now when he got too angry, it was very rare that he didn't control his strength, and Zhao Ruiwen got hit unexpectedly.

He didn't know what else to say other than "I'm sorry".

"Sorry."

"It doesn't matter!"

With tears in his eyes, Zhao Ruiwen hugged his innocent injured calf, with a heroic look on his face, he was determined to see death as home, "I don't hurt! But I can't let your relationship deteriorate like this! I'm here today, don't you hate me If you want to hit Master Xia, you don't want to be angry with Brother Xia anymore, until you are completely reconciled, I will stay in the middle and not move!"

If a strong man does not return, he will move mountains and rivers, and the excellent academic committee will move China.

Zhao Ruiwen felt that there must be no better study committee member than him in this world.

However, Xia Zhiye and Song Yan, who originally planned to spend a sweet New Year's Eve world, were separated: "..."

Thank you so much.

Xiaopang and Zhou Ziqiu, who watched Zhao Ruiwen's wattage approaching 3000w and felt they were the guardians of justice: "..."

It seems that studying to death is really not necessary.

So after the extremely complicated silence that couldn't be said, the four of them turned their heads away in two directions tacitly, and no one wanted to say another word.

The scene outside the window also began to recede as the bus started.

The slowly swaying carriage, the silent atmosphere, the exhaustion after a day of class.

Soon several people leaned on the cushions and fell into a drowsiness.

The journey from the station to Xishan is about two and a half hours, not too long, but definitely not too short.

Fatty and Zhou Ziqiu, who were sitting on the farthest sides, were alright, they had a window to lean against, but the three sitting in the middle felt a little uncomfortable in their necks after sleeping for a long time.

Xia Zhiye felt a weight on his shoulders in a daze, and instinctively thought it was Song Yan, so he raised his arms to hug him and rub him.

As a result, it feels wrong when it touches the hair.

Song Yan takes a bath and shampoos every day, her hair is fluffy, soft and fragrant, why is the lump of hair in her hand so greasy and hard.

Realizing this, Xia Zhiye opened his eyes in a jerk, saw Zhao Ruiwen's sleeping face with his mouth open, and quickly pushed him away.

Seeing that Zhao Ruiwen was about to fall on Song Yan's shoulder in another direction, Xia Zhiye quickly dragged him back.

From the corner of the eye, Song Yanzheng caught a glimpse of Song Yanzheng with his head slightly raised, frowning, and sleeping very uncomfortably, so he stood up, with both hands, lifted Zhao Ruiwen to the right like a chicken, and then sat on Zhao Ruiwen himself. original location.

Putting his palms around Song Yan's head, he gently brought his shoulders back, adjusted the height to the most comfortable position for Song Yan to lean against, and then put his arms around his shoulders, bowed his head and kissed his forehead lightly.

Song Yan didn't fall asleep at first, but after being touched by him like this, and smelling the familiar smell, his body instantly relaxed, his head lightly rubbed against Xia Zhiye's shoulder, and he complained in a hoarse voice: "I just slept well. feels awful."

Xia Zhiye chuckled softly: "Now you know about your boyfriend, right?"

Song Yan snorted, and leaned on Xia Zhiye in a more comfortable position, as if the queen had reluctantly praised her loyal soldiers, but her body was extraordinarily honest.

Xia Zhiye couldn't help but smiled and lowered his head to kiss his forehead again: "Just know I'm fine, go to sleep, there's still more than an hour, I'll call you when it's time."

"Ok."

Song Yan smelled his favorite scent on Xia Zhiye, and fell asleep comfortably.

He didn't care about Zhao Ruiwen who was next to him trying to rely on Zhou Ziqiu and being pushed away by disgust.

So when Zhao Ruiwen woke up with a sore back and a stiff neck, when he opened his eyes, he saw the two people around him sleeping together and sleeping peacefully for years.

His hand rubbing his neck froze instantly: "...?"

what happened

Why did he switch places with Xia Zhiye

Why is it that Song Yan, who seems to want to beat Xia Zhiye to death three hundred times a day, is sleeping so obediently and quietly in Xia Zhiye's arms at this moment

Why did he seem to feel that he seemed to have done something wrong at that moment

Before he could react, the driver roared angrily: "Xishan is here! Get off the car and remember to grab something!"

The others also woke up one after another, and then stretched their waists very naturally, got up, took things, and got out of the car without stopping or questioning, leaving Zhao Ruiwen alone in a daze.

Is he the only one who doesn't know what's going on

Was he pushed out again

However, the others had already left with their big and small bags of camping tools, and he didn't have time to think about it, so he could only hold his things and hurriedly followed: "Wait for me!"

·

Xishan and Dongshan have always been known as the two major camping resorts in Nanwu. They both have dedicated campsites and camping service centers. The climate is not very cold. There are no such creatures as mosquitoes, snakes and rats this season. The plum blossoms can be seen, and it is also an excellent perspective for watching the New Year's Eve fireworks show.

So although it is not the most suitable season for camping, it is not so strange and abrupt.

After choosing the cleanest and most open space that is close to the service center, several people started to set up tents and cook pots.

Although Song Minghai was not a very good person, his assistants were really capable of working. The camping tools he bought for them were all the highest-end, most convenient and safest, and they had everything they needed.

In addition to Xia Zhiye, an all-round boyfriend who has almost no problems that can stump him, he set up a warm and tight tent with a canopy in a short while.

Then ask the service center to borrow a camping folding table and two folding chairs, put them under the canopy, take out the outdoor high-power power supply, turn on the heating stove, and don’t even know where to conjure up a string of small light bulbs and put them on the tent Above, the warm yellow halo is dotted with off-white tents, which is very warm and romantic.

Zhao Ruiwen and the others, who were still fighting with the small tent at the other end, were stunned and ran over to observe.

"Fuck, awesome, you guys even brought such a high-power outdoor power supply, I only brought a power bank. But the place you chose is too far away from the tent of the three of us, and we haven't tied it up anyway. , why don’t you move over here and use your electricity?”

Zhao Ruiwen sent out a long series of exclamations and requests in one breath, Xia Zhiye just wanted to ask him to leave the earth.

If this person hadn't suddenly changed the campsite because of the road closure in Dongshan, he and Song Yan would be lying alone on the chairs by now, looking at the stars, drinking a little wine, and eating his love bento. My friend, cuddling and cuddling, burning wood and burning fire, ended up being mixed up by this person.

Now I finally found an opportunity to move the tent 20 to 30 meters away, just to have a little space to have sex with my boyfriend at night, but this guy also wanted to have sex.

no way.

Xia Zhiye didn't even think about it: "No."

Zhao Ruiwen: "Why?"

"Song Yan sleeps at night, talks in his sleep, grinds his teeth, sleepwalks and hits people. I'm afraid I'll scare you."

"...?"

Song Yan turned his head to look at Xia Zhiye.

Xia Zhiye put his arms around his shoulders, bowed his head, and whispered with a voice that only the two of them could hear clearly, "For one hundred and eight."

"..."

Grass!

Is this man an ivory man!

Yellow from head to toe, yellow from inside to outside!

Song Yan turned into anger from embarrassment, and kicked it.

Just after kicking, before he had time to start cursing, he felt that he was violently pulled away, and then Zhao Ruiwen appeared between him and Xia Zhiye, with a righteous expression on his face: "Song Yan classmate! Even if you give birth to Xia Zhiye classmate You can’t beat him at will! Have you forgotten how good he was to you? Don’t you cherish the friendship between you just because you have girlfriends now!”

"..."

At that moment, Song Yan had nothing to say.

Zhao Ruiwen, on the other hand, decided that a good person will go to the end and must mediate their relationship, so he issued an order: "You two sit here facing each other, look at each other quietly for three minutes, think back to all the experiences you have known each other for so long, and think about it again." I wonder if your friendship is worth cherishing, no one is allowed to speak, no hands are allowed, after we set up the tent, we will come back to check, do you hear?"

After finishing speaking, Xia Zhiye chuckled: "I don't mind, I'm tired of watching brother."

Song Yan would definitely not be able to do such a stupid thing.

As soon as he was about to speak, Zhao Ruiwen looked at him: "Especially you, Brother Yan, you promise that you will never hit Master Xia again, otherwise I will sit by the side and supervise you. When will you reconcile, and when will I leave."

After imagining the scene where he and Xia Zhiye were sitting awkwardly facing each other like two idiots, with Zhao Ruiwen squatting next to him, Song Yan's scalp tingled.

From the corner of the eye, he caught Xiaopang and Zhou Ziqiu and Song Yan who were holding back their laughter, and gritted their back molars: "Okay, I promise you."

"That's right." Zhao Ruiwen satisfactorily adjusted the distance between the chairs, and pressed the two of them face to face, "I hope that when we come back after setting up the tent, you will be reconciled as before."

After finishing speaking, Xiaopang and Zhou Ziqiu, who were almost crazy from holding back their laughter, walked away.

The chairs were placed behind the tent, and Zhao Ruiwen and the others couldn't see this side from their perspective.

So Song Yan finally didn't have to pretend anymore, and was so angry that he punched Xia Zhiye, but Xia Zhiye pinched his wrist, moved forward, and brought it into his arms, and then rode on Xia Zhiye's body in a face-to-face posture. on the legs.

A little shame.

Song Yan wanted to break free, but Xia Zhiye grabbed her waist: "It's hard to spend some time alone, just let me hug you for a while."

"..."

"I'm also very tired from pitching a tent, so why don't you treat your boyfriend as a reward?"

During the whole process of setting up the tent, Xia Zhiye was not willing to let Song Yan do it. Thinking of this, Song Yan felt that it would be okay to let him hug him for a while.

Putting her arms around Xia Zhiye's neck, she sat quietly on his lap.

Xia Zhiye put his arm around his waist, straightened his forehead hair that was blown by the mountain wind with the other hand, and said with a smile: "Do you think you are too fierce to me at ordinary times? Otherwise, why would Zhao Ruiwen think that we are enemies?" .”

Song was tired of reasoning, but he was also strong: "That's because he is highly myopic."

"Well, you're right, if you're not highly myopic, you can't see that I like you." Xia Zhiye said with a low smile, leaning on Song Yan's eyes.

Even after listening to Xia Zhiye's confession many times, Song Yan still couldn't help his heart beat faster: "Can you say less serious things all day long."

"Speaking the truth to my boyfriend is not serious." Xia Zhiye tightened Song Yan's waist, "Speaking of which, it seems that our brother Yan has never told me anything serious. scriptures?"

Except for mentioning it in the last quarrel, Song Yan really didn't take the initiative to formally tell Xia Zhiye that I like you.

Thinking about it this way, I owe Xia Zhiye a bit.

But now that Song Yan was asked to speak, he really couldn't say it.

Xia Zhiye knew his character, he belonged to the kind of person who would not express anything if he was not in a hurry, but it might not mean that he really liked him, so he raised his eyebrows slightly: "Why, we don't want to say it because we don't like me ?”

"No."

Song Yan answered in a hurry.

Xia Zhiye pushed forward, touching Song Yan's waist dishonestly, enjoying the slender and firm touch of her boyfriend's waist, but with a slightly hurt look on his face: "If you don't like me, why don't you like me?" Just say you like me, but you still don't want to admit our relationship?"

"That's not because..."

"If it's because you're afraid that your dad will find out, then it's enough for us to pay attention to it, and friends with Zhao Ruiwen's relationship can't say it? Do you think our relationship can't be said, and you are ready to dump me at any time, so at all Don't you want to give me a name?"

"I said no."

"Then how do you prove that you didn't?"

"..."

The voice fell, and there was a short pause.

In fact, Xia Zhiye didn't care whether their relationship was public or not, he just wanted to tease Song Yan.

However, Song Yan took it seriously, pursed his lips slightly, and said in a low voice: "I was afraid that my dad would find out, but we didn't feel that our relationship was unspoken, nor did we feel ashamed, it was just..."

"what?"

"I feel embarrassed."

"..."

Xia Zhiye thought about many things that Song Yan cared about, and felt that it was justifiable and reasonable, so Song Yan didn't want to make it public, so he cooperated.

But I didn't expect that at the end of the press, it turned out to be such a simple reason.

However, if you think about it carefully, this reason is indeed in line with Song Yan's character.

He is not the kind of person who would cower because of other people's malicious opinions, but he would indeed be embarrassed to run away because of other people's well-intentioned booing.

Thinking of this, Xia Zhiye felt that her boyfriend was really cute.

What a cool guy, just a sweet guy who looks cool on the surface.

So he couldn't help but chuckled softly: "Then you kiss me once, and I'll believe that you haven't if you kiss me once, so we'll continue to hold the cabinet door and engage in underground love."

"..."

After saying that I like you and coming out on the spot and accepting Zhao Ruiwen's shocking scrutiny, Song Yan hesitated for a moment and made a decision, "Then close your eyes."

"You took the initiative to kiss me the first two times, but you didn't let me close my eyes."

"Oh, it's different this time! You close it!"

"Okay, I'll close."

Xia Zhiye smiled and closed his eyes.

Song Yan also lowered his eyelids slowly, and lowered his head bit by bit to touch Xia Zhiye's lips in the direction of his familiar feeling.

At night in Xishan, everything is quiet, and the mountain breeze is slightly cold, carrying the fragrance of white plums.

Song Yan bowed his head and kissed Xia Zhiye lightly, trying to exchange this kiss for a little secret to keep.

Then, one second before his lips were about to touch Xia Zhiye's, he heard an extremely shocked voice: "What are you doing!!!"

At that moment, the world stood still.

The wind is no longer blowing, and the plum blossoms are no longer fragrant.

Song Yan and Xia Zhiye didn't even have the urge to kill and kill themselves in shame and shame, only a kind of exhaustion that they got used to after going through vicissitudes.

Song Yan sighed.

Xia Zhiye also sighed.

Then he opened his eyes, and turned his head to look at Zhao Ruiwen, whose face was full of shock and disbelief, and Zhou Ziqiu, who was beside him with a face of secret joy waiting to eat melons. His eyes were full of exhaustion, and he seemed to have given up resistance.

And their wordless silence is tantamount to confirming the most daring, shameful and unacceptable guess in Zhao Ruiwen's heart, so uncontrollable anger emerged from his shock: "You two are too much! How can you It can be like this! Are you still human!"

Zhou Ziqiu did not expect Zhao Ruiwen to react so strongly, thinking that he could not accept homosexuality and discriminated against it. Just when he wanted to stop him, he heard Zhao Ruiwen's extremely sad and indignant voice: "It doesn't matter if you have an affair! But you are worthy of the sweetest little milkberry in the world like this !"

Zhou Ziqiu, who originally only wanted to eat melons and watch the show, paused slightly when he heard the words, and looked at Zhao Ruiwen: "Who are you talking about?"

"The sweetest little milkberry in the world, Brother Yan's girlfriend, a very cute girl, was cheated by Brother Yan just like that." Zhao Ruiwen clenched his fists, furious.

And Zhou Ziqiu could no longer empathize with his anger, but looked at Song Yan and Xia Zhiye in disbelief.

Song Yan didn't know for a moment whether it would hurt him more to make him feel that he was cheated on, or to tell him that the online dating girlfriend he thought not only didn't think they were in online dating, but even wasn't a woman at all.

He could only lower his head and sighed again.

At that moment, the world stood still again.

The wind is no longer blowing, and the plum blossoms are no longer fragrant.

Zhou Ziqiu seemed to hear his heart break.

And Xia Zhiye touched Song Yan's head distressedly: "Brother Yan, it's okay, I love you, so I'm willing to kill people and set fire to destroy corpses and traces for you, otherwise the door of this cabinet may not be able to be covered."

Song Yan rested his forehead on his shoulder, and said wearily: "Forget it, don't cover it."

He finally understands that secrets can never exist in this world.

If so, it will surely cause you to die in all kinds of strange ways one day.

So whatever you like, he doesn't want to have this face anymore.