Don’t Provoke the Turtle

Chapter 134: Toad (first order required)

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Su He opened his sleepy eyes and looked forward.

Then, from the boundless sea, a huge sea lion swam over, with a delicate small lounge chair as big as a watermelon on its head. On the lounge chair, a green toad was sitting with his legs crossed, wearing a mink vest and puffing on a huge pipe.

He came over here cursing.

The frog lay on the recliner, looking at the sky, taking a puff of his pipe and cursing his parents. When the sea lion swam to the seashore, the toad stood up and looked over here: "Let me see, that turtle son of a bitch is stealing my things..."

It was suddenly stunned, and after a while it screamed hysterically: "Toad, you Cuihua! Dragon turtle!"

The pipe fell from the toad's claws with a click, and the fiery red tobacco popped out and landed on the sea lion's head. The sea lion let out a scream and flipped the lounge chair and the toad off his head, slapping its head with its two front flippers.

The pipe toad fell into the sea.

The tobacco did not go out when it fell into the water, and it even made a crackling sound. Toad's mink fur was soaked but he didn't feel it at all, he just stared at Su He in amazement.

After a long while, he suddenly jumped up and said, "Fuck you, where did the dragon turtle come from? How could there be a dragon turtle?!"

"Which dragon turtle egg has hatched? It's not even a thousand years old yet, how could a dragon turtle appear?" It scratched its scalp with its two little paws, looking unwilling to accept it.

The green snake swam clumsily over and tilted its head to look at the toad: "Demon?"

The toad suddenly raised his head: "What's wrong with monsters? Do you look down on monsters? Frog Master is the only great monster in this world..."

"It's not a demon, it's a soul beast!" It kept chattering. Su He wrinkled his nose and sniffed, and said so.

Ge Laodao's soul beast had stayed above Su He's head for a long time, and Su He was very familiar with the breath of the soul beast. No matter how much this frog smoked, the vague and real breath on its body that seemed to be out of this world could not be concealed.

A soul beast that can talk must be at least of the third rank.

The toad's sound was suppressed back into its throat with a squeak.

It glanced at Su He for a long while and said, "You idiot, you are not a local dragon turtle, you are from outside!" How could a local dragon turtle know about such a rare thing as a soul beast

The amount of information was a bit overwhelming, Su He squinted at it and said, "Is there a dragon turtle here?"

"There's a shovel!" The toad spat, "Would a dragon turtle frog really be trapped here for thousands of years?"

"Frog, stop swearing!" Feng Yaya stood with her hands on her hips, looking down at the toad, a gleam in her eyes.

This frog is not as tall as me!

younger brother!

The toad was startled and his eyelids twitched: "You idiot, if you could live as a frog for so long as I did and still be able to speak, I would think you were a god."

It stood up, stepped on the water and walked to Feng Yaya, then looked up and stared at her.

Feng Yaya was stunned for a moment. Then she understood and reached out her little hand to pat its head: "Be good! Stop making trouble and go play!"

In the past, when she made a mistake and looked at Aunt Lin like this, Aunt Lin would do the same.

The toad blinked in astonishment.

Su He went around behind it to block the toad's escape route: "What is this dragon turtle you mentioned?"

Su He shook his head.

"I don't know either!" Toad said with some pride, "But I know that once you enter this place, you can't leave. Only the Dragon Turtle can take you out."

"Why?" Su He was curious. The dragon turtle also had the ability to travel across worlds

Toad spread his hands and said, "Who knows? Maybe this was once the nest of a dragon turtle, or maybe it was made by a dragon turtle for fun, or maybe it's the place where a dragon turtle raises its illegitimate children. Anyway, I know that only dragon turtles can see the border of this place and can pass through it."

It looked at Su He and said, "Let's cooperate. Sell me some of the dragon turtle's real blood. When I breed the next batch of dragon turtles and can go out, I will take you with me."

Su He looked at it strangely.

Toad waved his hand and said, "I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that after you transform into a divine beast dragon turtle, you can come and go freely. Young man, you think too much! Who can transform into a dragon turtle whenever they want?"

"Have you not noticed that the beasts here are not afraid of you, as if they can't sense your aura? A real dragon turtle once appeared here, and the beasts here are only afraid of the real dragon turtle! You don't have the god of the dragon turtle!"

Toad said earnestly: "Listen to Master Frog, I have been here for thousands of years, collecting the dragon turtle's aura from this place to breed turtle eggs. After a thousand years of hatching, they will have the aura of dragon turtle when they come out.

As long as you use your dragon turtle blood to water the turtle eggs, there will definitely be a purer dragon turtle when it hatches next time. It will only be a hundred years before the next hatch. As long as you cooperate, maybe we can get out next time."

Toad looked at Su He hopefully and said, "Is that ok? I promise not to let you get hurt. I will replenish you immediately after taking your real blood!"

Su He immediately moved away.

The dragon turtle's true blood comes from the dragon turtle's Dao body in the heart. Every time a point of Dao body is consumed, a point of true blood is formed. The true blood is taken, what can be used to replenish it? The Dao body has gradually become transparent and consumed!

"Don't look at me like that!" The toad jumped up and said, "Don't you believe it? Three thousand years ago, there was also a little dragon turtle that broke in. It didn't listen to us, was self-righteous, and thought it could transform into a divine beast. It ate the green and black demon fruit! Even it didn't transform into a divine beast dragon turtle, and its shell was thrown on the seabed. What are your chances?"

The dark blue demon fruit is hard to come by in a thousand years! There will never be another chance like that.

Seeing that Su He was still hiding and even moving away from it, the toad was furious: "Hey! If you can't become a dragon turtle, you will be trapped here and die. I am a soul beast with an infinite lifespan. Don't you plan to go out? If you miss this opportunity, it will take a thousand years before you can hatch!"

You are just a turtle with dragon turtle bloodline. There are strange beasts everywhere here. It is not certain whether you can survive.

Su He's eyes lit up: "I won't go out!"

I am so happy here that I don’t want to leave.

The toad was suddenly stunned. He took off his mink vest and dropped it on the sea. He pointed a claw at Su He and said "you" for a long time without saying anything.

Finally, he jumped up, looked at Su He with disappointment, picked up his little chair from the water, jumped back on the sea lion's head, and sat down heavily.

He searched everywhere for his pipe for a long time but couldn't find it, which made him even angrier.

It's another Geng turtle. The one from 3,000 years ago was one, and the one now is still one. All dragon turtles have a donkey-like temper. They won't turn back even if their heads are broken and bloody!

It stomped its feet in anger, and the sea lion beneath it tilted its head in confusion.

The toad felt even more frustrated. How stupid! Why did he choose such a guy as his mount? He pulled out a small whip from under the small chair and swung it with a snap.

The fur seal immediately understood what he meant and started paddling with all four fins at the same time, speeding up.

Short-sighted turtle!

The toad was cursing, and suddenly he thought of something and looked up: Did the turtle speak human language just now

(End of this chapter)