Don’t Provoke the Turtle

Chapter 28: Cooked snake

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The lazy autumn sunshine paints a rainbow of colors in the lingering fragrance of Jing'an Hall.

Disciples came to eat from time to time.

Jing'an Hall is in charge of the meals of the Seven Clans. The hall gathers the most talented disciples of the Seven Clans in cooking. The medicinal meals cooked every day are in short supply.

The sun was already high in the sky, but there was still a constant stream of disciples queuing up for food. However, the lines were well-organized, and there were no incidents of queue-jumping or bullying.

Apart from…

"You bastard! How dare you!"

A roar broke the tranquility of Jing'an Hall, and a giant turtle carrying a mountain was seen fleeing from the back hall of Jing'an Hall like the wind, followed by an auntie holding a rice spoon and chasing after it with her claws and fangs bared.

Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. Was this Aunt Qiu, the one in charge of serving meals? What happened

The one who had seen it yesterday whispered, "This is Feng Yaya's turtle. It must be here to steal food."

Everyone was stunned: "A turtle stole Aunt Qiu's meal? Is he tired of living? Is he trying to give everyone an extra meal?"

Su He ran as fast as he could, with Aunt Qiu chasing closely behind him.

Aunt Qiu is just an ordinary person, just stronger. Su He can knock her down with a simple water ball, but he doesn't dare to do it because he feels guilty.

Ding-ling, bang, clang!

A rice spoon hit Su He's back and rolled down from Turtle Mountain.

"You bastard, if you have the guts to steal medicinal food, then don't run away! Stealing one jar is not enough, you stole three jars!" Aunt Qiu cursed.

When the bastard stole the first tank, Aunt Qiu didn't think much of it, thinking that it was the lady who was paying to buy food for the little girl and the turtle.

As a result, the hall master asked her confusedly why the turtle stole food today, and then ignored it.

Aunt Qiu then realized that no one was paying the bill today and this guy was just eating for free.

When he chased after him with a rice spoon, the turtle had already stolen three tanks.

Su He ran wildly towards the Xiangshui tributary. It was not his fault. The dice were not good enough. The quality points were only thrown out in the third cylinder, and it was only two points. I wanted to get at least three points today.

Aunt Qiu was just an ordinary person, but she was incredibly fast. Seeing that she was about to catch up, Su He's mind moved, and the entrance of the cave on the Turtle Mountain flashed, and a medicine jar was thrown out, landing in front of Aunt Qiu with a thud.

Aunt Qiu hurriedly held it up, fearing that the medicine would spill. When she fixed the medicine jar and was about to chase it, the turtle had already plunged into the water and swam to the bottom of the river.

Aunt Qiu was furious and stood on the shore cursing. She hadn't cursed enough, but when she couldn't see Su He anymore, she returned to Jing'an Hall indignantly and smashed the hall master on the head with a rice spoon.

The hall master looked at her in confusion.

"You know I don't know how to use Taoism, so why don't you fly after him on your sword? He stole the two jars of medicinal food and it's a disaster!"

The hall master touched the bump on his head and looked aggrieved: "Why should I chase after it? Can't you see the word 'Su' written on the turtle mountain? This is Madam's turtle. If it steals the medicinal food, I will go back to Madam to ask for money. I will even get back the money for the jar! Why should I chase after customers when it is such a good business?"

Aunt Qiu: “…”

Why didn't you tell me earlier that you could get the money? You're right!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Su He was lurking in the water, with dark water beneath him.

The elephant water is too deep and too vast. Even a giant in the water like Su He is in awe of it.

The water was too deep, so deep that the sun could not penetrate the bottom of the water, and it was pitch black. The water was also too wide, so wide that Qingyuan Mountain was on one side, and the river bank was invisible on the other side.

Fortunately, the Turtle Mountain Cave can be used as a storage device. Things that Su He did not collect on his own initiative cannot enter the cave, and the river water cannot spread in. Otherwise, without Feng Yaya's protection of the medicinal food, Su He would not be willing to carry the medicinal food in to feed the fish.

Guishan was originally a cave for human sacrifice, but the sacrifice was stopped just as it began. Now it has only two functions: storage and image recording.

Because it was a cave dwelling, the casual cultivator requested the function of recording the images of the cave dwelling, so that he could remotely monitor and record the spiritual value and spiritual pets of the cave dwelling.

Su He can't use this function.

After climbing out of Xiangshui, he found a deserted place and swallowed a jar of medicinal food of grade two. After eating and drinking, he felt a little bored.

I walked leisurely back to Su Huanian Pond and met a group of familiar-looking girls on the way.

They are a group of new female disciples.

One of them was brave enough to wave at Su He: "Hey! Big Turtle, where is your violent little girl?"

This is the new disciple who took the formation class with me yesterday.

Everyone looked at Su He curiously.

"Your little violent kid, isn't he supposed to go to school with us? Why didn't he come today? There's a lecturer teaching the Fa today."

Someone was teasing Su He. This was probably because he saw a dog walking on the road and had to go up and tease it.

Su He turned around and followed them to the place where the class was held.

Isn't it time to get down to business? Being a turtle has its advantages. At least no one will be on guard against a turtle. No one cares if Su He goes to learn secretly.

"Huh? Are you going to school on behalf of your master?" The female disciples were all curious.

This is a good idea. Feng Yaya has helped him a lot, and she will help him even more in the foreseeable future. If he uses Guishan to record the teacher's lectures and play them back for her...

Is this considered repaying kindness with enmity

Feng Yaya will definitely be furious, but her fairy-like mother might reward Su He.

OK!

The Taoist teaching classroom is located near the Nanyuan Taoist Temple.

The Taoist temple is made of white marble, with an engraving of a group of swifts flying north and south. It implies that embarking on the journey is like giving up the warm and comfortable south and welcoming the severe cold of the north.

This is also what Li Nanyuan meant. This group of new disciples are these swifts. From then on, the road is lonely and there is no peace.

Su He recognized the person in today's lecture. It turned out to be the fat Taoist priest who had stolen his white tiger.

When the fat Taoist saw Su He, he was stunned for a moment, then smiled gently and pointed inside the Taoist temple, asking Su He to look.

Su He looked over and saw a green snake coiled neatly on a cushion in the Taoist temple, with an even more well-behaved goat next to it.

Seeing Su He coming, the goat shrank back in fear, but the green snake raised its head and spit out its tongue rapidly, looking very happy.

"You're here!" Her voice was mature and charming.

Su He was also happy.

I didn't expect to meet a green snake here. It seems that the Qingyuan Sect really doesn't care about origin and treats all monsters equally.

"Yeah~" Su He greeted softly.

"I'm fine!" The green snake replied, "The fellow Taoists in the sect are very friendly. I have my own courtyard and special meals. The sect also gave me a ring. How about you?"

Although this turtle has extraordinary talent, it cannot transform into a human being. After joining a sect, it will only be a pet. It may even be exploited for its talent or have its soul imprisoned and become a natal beast...

Thinking of this, she felt sorry for Su He.

He has extraordinary talent and has eaten the Monster Transformation Fruit, but he cannot transform into a human. That is because the quality of the Monster Transformation Fruit is too poor. It is fate that plays tricks on him!

Play with animals.

She pointed at the ring around her neck with the tip of her tail as she spoke sympathetically.

It is not the standard one-bucket space storage ring for those entering Qingyuan Sect, but an advanced version, a three-foot ring that can only be obtained after graduating from Nanyuan and joining the Seven Clans.

There is a three-foot square space inside the ring, which is very convenient for storing miscellaneous items.

Su He shouted loudly and took out a jar of medicinal food from Guishan.

When stealing the medicinal food before, he was very lucky and rolled a six in the first jar, and a five in the second jar. Now there are eleven jars of ordinary medicinal food in the Turtle Mountain Cave. No turtle can eat them all.

The scent of the exquisite medicinal food instantly spread, attracting the attention of all the disciples in the dojo, even the fat Taoist priest who was teaching came over.

The tip of the green snake's tail was shaking as if it was under a spell.

It was definitely this medicinal meal. She had eaten a small bowl of it for two consecutive days. The fellow disciple who delivered the medicinal meal said that Jing'an Hall could not cook much of it in a month. Among the 30,000 disciples of Qingyuan Sect, only the elders and disciples of sufficient rank could eat it.

Ordinary disciples cannot buy it even if they want to.

Can’t buy...

A cylinder...

And this medicine jar suddenly appeared, is it also a storage device like the ring? This jar is more than three feet long! Her ring can't hold it at all!

The green snake looked at Su He aggrievedly...

(ノ`ー)ノ┻━┻

Screw the pity, you call this a pitiful life? I am the one who should be pitied!

Jealousy makes the snake look ferocious.

(End of this chapter)