Don’t Provoke the Turtle

Chapter 57: Si Ze

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The heavy rain in Tinghai Lake lasted for two days before it ended, and then it rained lightly for nearly a month.

The lake is covered with mist and the pavilions on the island seem light and graceful, not like the human world.

Feng Yaya fell asleep again. I don’t know what’s wrong with this little girl. She didn’t sleep for four or five days in a row, and then slept for four or five days at a time.

Su He had a very fulfilling month: completing assignments and attending classes.

The precarious life of a turtle came to an end. It took him a month to truly adapt to life in Qingyuan. The disciples of Qingyuan also gradually got used to the presence of mythical beasts in their sect. The only one who couldn't adapt was Aunt Qiu from Jing'an Hall.

In this month, her hoarse voice has almost become a lion's roar. Although she is a mortal, she has great strength. When she hits Su He's tortoise shell with an iron spoon, it can make a loud sound.

Even ten miles away, you can hear it clearly.

Now, as soon as Qingyuan disciples hear the bell, they know that Jing'an Hall is preparing delicious food again.

Aunt Qiu asked someone to file a complaint with Taoist Ge, who flew into a rage and gave Su He a severe beating.

This bastard stole all the delicious food from Jing'an Hall for a whole month and never even gave him an honorary reward once!

Taoist Ge was very busy this month, not to mention the secret investigation of the head. In two months, it would be the seventh day of the seventh month, and the fine wine and precious food for entertaining the guests had not yet been prepared.

He practiced Taoism for a thousand years before accepting only one disciple, and he even invited the immortal chef from Shidingxuan to transform the demon realm.

Because of this, Su He is now being chased by Aunt Qiu with a kitchen knife.

Aunt Qiu seemed to have mastered the art of psychic communication, and her eyes could kill people: "You don't like the food I cook, but you come to steal it. I'll chop you up and make soup!"

Su He fled in panic.

When Aunt Qiu beat him before, he didn't care. With the help of Fushan's foreign minister, Aunt Qiu couldn't even touch his tortoise shell. Until one time, the foreign minister fought back and almost injured Aunt Qiu with a sword.

At that moment, Su He felt the approach of death. The head of Jing'an Hall pinched out the sword energy and stared at him. If Su He had not backed down early and apologized in time, he might have been boiled into soup that day.

Even Master Ge couldn't save him.

From then on, the first thing Su He did when he entered Jing'an Hall was to put away the foreign minister.

Aunt Qiu was chasing him with a kitchen knife in her hand. Su He ran while using the roar of an animal to convey his thoughts: "I'm not stealing! I brought money with me today! I've been doing the mission for a month, I have money!"

Aunt Qiu had never practiced cultivation, so even though the beast's roar contained Su He's spiritual thoughts and will, she still couldn't understand it.

Maybe he can understand it, but I still want to chop him to death!

Su He ran all the way out, dived into the river and swam a long way, while Aunt Qiu was still roaring like a lioness on the shore.

Su He was still terrified. As expected, women of this age were the scariest.

Since he could no longer go to Jing'an Hall, Su He came to Nanyuan on an empty stomach.

Once you enter the courtyard:

boom!

There was a sound of explosion, and a young woman was seen chasing a male disciple. Several teachers in Nanyuan not only did not stop them, but also watched the excitement with great interest.

The woman was dressed in red and carried a cast iron cannon barrel on her shoulder. The barrel was wild and rough, as if it had been taken down from some mortal city wall.

A row of animal tooth shells were draped across her chest, giving her a bit of the barbaric aura of a mountain king, yet also a heroic and dashing feeling.

She took out an animal tooth shell, stuffed it into the barrel, and fired it.

boom!

The male disciple who was trying to escape was blown away by her and fell to the ground like a gourd.

Huh? Su He was surprised. It was the guy who wanted to cultivate the Beast Transformation Chapter to condense a female beast to give birth to a cub for him. I remember his name was Si Ze

Well fried!

Su He condensed two sailors and clapped and cheered above his head.

Ge Feng, who was standing next to him, handed him a watermelon and quietly explained the reason to him.

Su He responded with a look: My nephew is very sensible!

Ge Feng's fat face twitched, and the movement of handing the melon over became awkward and respectful.

This turtle became his apprentice, and the man became his uncle.

It’s great that I have a dragon turtle as my uncle.

But it was only three years old, more than thirty years younger than me, which was a bit bad.

The red-dressed woman fired a cannon, put her hands on her hips and shouted, "Zong Sunye! If you dare to run one more step, I will kill you!"

She just came back from a mission today. As soon as she entered the sect, she felt that the way other people looked at her was not right. She thought it was because her movements when going up the mountain were too ladylike that made people uncomfortable.

After she pulled a fellow apprentice over and beat him up, she realized that her reputation had spread throughout the entire sect during the two months she was away.

The rumors were outrageous. Some said she was transforming into a beast and wanted to be a female turtle and marry the sect's sacred beast.

Some said that she failed to transform into a beast and became neither human nor beast, hiding in the mountains and forests and not daring to come out.

(╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

It's a ghost!

No matter whether it is a strange beast or a divine beast, the only thing that interests her is their teeth. A beast whose teeth can be made into cannonballs is a good beast.

I'm giving birth to a divine beast? Born to play with teeth

"Zong Sunye, die!" Si Ze fired another shot, and the beast-tooth cannonball exploded, but it was not an explosion of fire, but a flash of lightning, which struck Zong Sunye's head with a crackling sound.

Zong Sunye screamed and ran away: "Sister Ze, I was wrong! For the sake of our being from the same village and our relatives, please forgive me... Senior Brother Ge, save me..."

He subconsciously ran towards the teaching direction.

You dare to run away! Si Ze gritted his teeth and said, "Come and die! Forgiving you is my business, you just need to die!"

Reloading and firing, another shell came. With a bang, the sky was filled with flames, and the fierce flames swept towards Zong Sunye.

A cannon shot out of Si Ze, who was stunned, with horror flashing in his eyes: "No!"

She took the wrong fang, this shot was aimed at the enemy!

Zong Sunye was stunned: Senior sister really wants to kill me

We are from the same village after all, and we are somewhat related, so why is it so serious? He looked desperate.

At this moment, a wave came down and slammed him to the ground, extinguishing the fire. The wave disappeared after it hit the ground, leaving only the unconscious Zong Sunye.

This wave is somewhat personal.

Si Ze's face was no longer filled with fear, and he rushed to Zong Sunye's side, confirmed that he was fine, and then his anger returned, and he dragged Zong Sunye out by the ankle. When he passed by Su He, he dragged Zong Sunye around Su He.

There was a flash of surprise in his eyes, and he looked up and asked, "Do you have a human body?"

Such a majestic and domineering dragon turtle touched her heart. If this turtle had a human body, she might consider those rumors.

Su He shook his head with a dark look on his face.

What kind of thoughts do they have? This is definitely a soil and water problem! Which village are these two from

Big points deduction!

Si Ze looked disappointed.

"Then please make way, thank you."

Su He dodged and dragged Zong Sunye away. The way out of the hospital was a staircase, and Zong Sunye was dragged by the head and bounced on the staircase.

Boom boom boom!

There was a burst of laughter in Nanyuan, and then peace returned.

Su He entered the talisman class courtyard on time. He had to be on time. Senior Brother Yu Lin, who was teaching the class, seemed ashamed to see him and wanted to skip class as soon as he saw him.

How can a teacher skip classes every day? How can that be justified

Su He has a great passion for talismans.

Talismans are omnipotent!

This is not false statement.

Su He now urgently wants to learn how to use talismans. After he opens his mind acupoint and condenses his mind bead, he can then outline the talisman on the mind bead and make a panel first.

This isn’t fanciful, or even complicated.

It doesn't need too many functions, just be able to serve as a memo.

During this month, Su He repeatedly tested the patterns of the dice.

When is the chance of rolling a quality point higher? Stolen? Robbed? Tributed? When does stealing a skill accelerate learning, and when does it improve the grade of the skill.

This is very important.

But the experimental data required is too much and cannot be obtained by conducting experiments thirty or fifty times.

Su He’s brain isn’t very good, and it’s been almost four years since he’s figured out the rules.

First, we need to make a panel that can store records, and record each roll of the dice. As long as the data is large enough, we can definitely summarize the rules.

The method may be stupid, but it will never go wrong.

(End of this chapter)