Don’t Talk To Me!
不准跟我说话！
Author: 三千大梦叙平生
Latest: Chapter 121
Status: Completed
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Yu Sheng is born with a Crow Mouth. Nothing good he says comes true, whereas everything bad he says does.
In the last exam before summer vacation for his 2nd year of High School, “Troublemaker” Yu Sheng from the terrifying Central Third High jinxes himself into the place where the cream of the crop gathers — The Provincial Interhigh Summer Camp.
Because of his face, he was picked to be the partner of the neighbouring Province Point High School’s No. 1.
The night before their finals, the undefeatable Young Master Yu who has never blanched before speaks up. He hurtles tonnes of tr*sh-talk at the No. 1 Home Tutor who slams the door on him—
You were almost late to the exam!
You almost forgot to shade your MCQ!
You nearly got off-topic in your essay!
The invigilators were all flocking around you!
You can only score 50 points more than the city’s No. 2 at most!
……
Later, when he outscores the city’s No. 2 by 50 points in his Sciences, Jin Linkun faces the media who swarm him and answers simply when asked the secret to his excellent marks.
“Study hard, study smart, and have a good attitude.”
Jin Linkun: “And also, find a little Crow Mouth to fall in love with.”
于笙天生乌鸦嘴，好的不灵坏的灵。
高二暑假前最后一场考试，威震三中的“问题少年”于笙凭实力把自己毒奶进了精英云集的省级高校联盟夏令营。
又凭脸被隔壁省示范高中的第一名挑成了搭档。
高考前一天的下午，打遍学校从没怂过的于小爷气势汹汹，把最多的狠话都撂在强行怼上门的第一名家教身上——
你考试差点迟到！
答题卡差点没涂！
作文差点跑题！
监考老师就围着你转！
最多只能比全市第二高五十分！
……
后来，作为比第二高出足足五十分的全省理科状元，靳林琨面对着蜂拥而至的媒体，回应取得这样优异成绩秘诀的时候，回答得异常干净简洁。
“努力学习，科学复习，摆正心态。”
靳林琨：“然后再找个小乌鸦嘴谈恋爱。”
【斯文败类优等生攻x外刚内怂问题少年受】
校园轻松小甜饼！