Don’t Touch My Healer
别动我治疗
Author: 起个名那么难
Latest: Chapter 99
Status: Completed
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Genres: Romance, Sports, Comedy
Tags: autism cute protagonist doting love interests e sports futuristic setting
Gong (Top) ：Anyone who wants to touch my healer must die.
Shou (Bottom)：No one can kill me even if I solo.
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In the pre-match interview of the Wilderness S5 World Championship, the captain of the Lubo team from China sincerely warned their opponents: “Don’t touch my Healer. Thank you.”
No one took his words to heart except for another Chinese team that qualified from the same division.
Three days later, the whole world only knows — Don’t ever touch his healer.
Commentator A: “Now we see the America team’s carry heading towards LOBO’s Healer. What kind of approach will LOBO take to-”
Commentator B: ” Alright. The American team’s carry died instantly. My heart did not fluctuate at all. I even feel like asking KILL God : Did you have fun killing today? ”
Roguish Pirate Thief Gong X Salted fish nanny that is extremely stress-resistant Shou
Salted Fish*= Someone who wins without doing anything
Nanny* = Healers. Called nannies because they replenish milk (Health)
攻：想动我治疗的都要死。
受：单挑没人打的死我。
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荒野S5世界锦标赛的赛前采访中，来自中国Lubo战队的队长真诚地向其他队伍示意：“别动我治疗，谢谢。”
除了同一赛区出线的另一只中国战队外没有人把他的话放在心上。
三天后，全世界都只知道了——别动他治疗。
解说A：“我们看到美国队主副C位冲着LOBO的治疗去了，LOBO会采取什么样的方式——”
解说B：“好的，美国队主C暴毙。我的内心毫无波动，甚至有点想问KILL神，今天杀得开心吗？”
老流氓盗贼选手攻x虽然咸鱼但极限抗压的奶妈选手受
世界架空，所以一切包括游戏和战队俱乐部等等都是作者瞎编的。
别问这个游戏为什么叫荒野，因为下下本考虑把《来自荒野》的坑填上。和塞尔达-荒野之息没有关系，没有关系，没有关系！
轻松看文，不要太考究，爽就完事儿了。可能会有小挫折，但都不是什么大不了的事情。
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