Don’t Touch My Healer

Chapter 82

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The cause of the incident was to celebrate LOBO's early lock-in of the quarter-finals this year, and the intensity of the competition has not been strong recently, so the club organized a rewarding activity for fans. Online, you can ask players to play trumpets to help you score higher. In order to grab a lucky spot, LOBO's fans almost didn't fight.

Later, in order for some fans to point out that "it is too easy to simply score, we need to make it more difficult", and recommended a black hole anchor. Other fans looked at it, oh so excited.

This black hole anchor is also a very famous anchor on the AA platform. The anchor's name is "I want to smuggle into Europe". He does not rely on technology, nor his voice, nor his cross talk skills, nor his face, but luck—very bad luck. There are rumors in the live broadcast industry that if you encounter this anchor, reversing the car to get a higher score is not a problem. Power outages and disconnections are normal. What's worse is that people were stolen when they went out the next day, burglars broke into their homes, and there was also a car accident.

So this black hole anchor named "I want to smuggle into Europe" has become popular in the industry, and he is also nicknamed the bad god.

"I want to smuggle into Europe" himself doesn't mind the nickname very much. In his words, "as long as you can smuggle into Europe, you can call me anything." However, his lifelong dream seems to be difficult to realize. Many technical anchors who want to be famous have found "I want to smuggle into Europe" to form a group. They originally went there with the idea of making themselves famous, but they all became bricks forming the wall of martyrs.

Knowing this anchor, Wang Baobo knelt down on the spot: "This is trying to play us to death."

Barrage-

"2333, it's fun to be exciting."

"I believe you can! Come on, LOBO is the fattest."

"Kill God is expressionless and calm. Do you feel very confident?"

"No, I think the KILL god doesn't know who 'I want to smuggle into Europe' is."

"Hahaha, the brother in front is correct. I was here with Little Rabbit, and I heard God Kill asking Little Rabbit: Who is this person?"

"Pay attention, what are the orthopedic brothers doing, I see you are retreating. /Goutou/Goutou, it's not good to run early."

"Hold our little rabbit tightly, I will use my spiritual power to give you a shield, secret technique-immunity to the god of decay."

"Hhh what the hell, there is a black screen on Le Kou. Did you start to perform kung fu before Shuaishen arrived?"

The JJC scheduled for 8:00 p.m. hadn't arrived yet, and "I want to sneak into Europe" hadn't arrived yet, Yan Le's computer screen was completely blacked out, and the whole computer stopped working.

Wang Baobo waited for Yan Le: "Is the mysterious power from the Shuaishen so terrifying?"

Yan Le: "No, no, no, don't panic. I just accidentally tripped over the wire. It's not a big deal." Then, he plugged in the power again and restarted the computer.

When Yan Le climbed up, "I want to smuggle into Europe" also arrived at the meeting point. He was very happy when fans invited him. I think this time I will be able to score properly. With such a powerful team like LOBO, it is easy to get a point by yourself.

Hu Luobei checked his character status and computer game status, everything was "ok". He took a deep breath and moved the mouse over "I want to smuggle into Europe". After a few seconds, nothing happened. Hu Luobei felt relieved.

The audience voted for God KILL to experience the thrill of queuing with Shuai Shen first, so Pei Peize formed the group "I want to smuggle to Europe".

Yan Le pulled "I want to smuggle to Europe" into the chat channel, the other party's voice was unexpectedly young and sunny, just listening to the voice really didn't sound like a very bad person at all.

I want to smuggle into Europe: "Thank you everyone for giving me this opportunity, and I'm going to ask a few bosses!"

Everyone in LOBO: "... The fans chose it well."

I want to smuggle into Europe: "Yes, yes, fans are very discerning now."

Discerning fans: "Hee hee hee, I'll lose if I don't overturn."

Pei Peize successfully formed I want to smuggle into Europe, and was also ranked in JJC.

"It's going well, the first step is very successful!"

"Why is there always a chilly feeling behind my back, and I always feel that something will happen in the next second."

"Bah, bah, there's no taboo. Shut up upstairs."

"Now is the time to verify the mysterious power of the god of decline and the strength of the aura of the god of KILL. /Funny"

The map is loaded, and the countdown starts at 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Pei Peize sneaked, circled his back, stunned, a set of skills flowed smoothly. He felt that the rumors were nothing more than that, and was about to tell Hu Luobei, "No—"

"What?" Pei Peize didn't finish the word "nothing", and the whole screen froze twice before the word "things" came out.

Although he quickly jumped back, Pei Peize's rhythm of instant breastfeeding was disrupted, and the other nurse escaped smoothly, and the blood line was lifted by half.

The twins hugged each other's arms and said in unison: "Damn, it's so scary!?"

Hu Luobei's eyes widened: "Are you stuck?" He asked Pei Peize uncertainly.

Pei Peize: "It should be." He even started to use probabilistic words like "should".

From the first time it got stuck, Pei Peize's ping value began to fluctuate irregularly. Taking advantage of Pei Peizeka, the dps on the opposite side exploded and knocked out half of his blood. I want to smuggle to Europe is also a dps, it is a summoning technique, so I quickly changed to a healing summoned beast to help.

Pei Peize got two mouthfuls of milk: "It's a bit stuck, but it's not a big problem." As he said that, he flashed behind the opponent's healer and fired a burst. As soon as he hit a kidney shot, the entire screen froze.

Pei Peize: "???"

Hu Luobei hurriedly looked at his own network: "I have no problem here, the network is not disconnected."

Wang Baobo seemed to be strangled by something: "This, this is the mysterious power from the black hole?"

I want to smuggle to Europe and shout "Wow" on the team channel: "Wow, I'm going to die. KILL God, save me."

Pei Peize: "I'm afraid I can't save you."

From Pei Peize's holographic perspective, the entire JJC is forbidden. The special effects of the skill were stuck in mid-air, forming light curtains one after another, unable to even turn in one direction. The other thing he saw was his stuck desktop.

Really motionless.

About 30 seconds later, Pei Peize's screen moved again.

But soon, the colorful, newly recovered picture turned into black and white in just two seconds.

I want to smuggle into Europe: "I'm sorry, KILL God, this is really out of my control."

Pei Peize: "Wait for me for a while, I'll check the network cable."

Pei Peize really stood up from his seat and went to the power distribution room next door to check the network.

The whole training room had a weird atmosphere, Hu Luobei went to Pei Peize's computer and sat down: "Let me try."

After a brief exchange with me who wanted to smuggle into Europe, Hu Luobei opened a dark account.

"Wow, the little rabbit is playing dps today!"

"Ah, is it actually playing DPS!? Don't take the bad god, take me! Sudden jealousy."

"My God, when I think of the DPS debut of the little rabbit who may overturn, my heart hurts!"

"Let me protect the little rabbit, and the evil spirits will disperse!"

Hu Luobei got on the number and sent a team application to me who wanted to smuggle to Europe.

I want to smuggle to Europe and agree to form a team.

The avatars of the two characters had just formed a team, and Hu Luobei's computer went black. Not even electricity.

Hu Luobei: "!!!???"

Hu Luobei sat there blankly, his mind blank. After a long time, I asked everyone: "Is there a power outage?"

"No, the light is still on." Yan Le looked up at the ceiling and said.

Yan Weiran looked at the other computers: "Well, this time the computer is completely powered off."

In the training room, everyone looked at each other. In the hacked live broadcast room, the audience and fans were also confused.

"??? What's the matter? Is the screen black?"

"LOBO is collectively hacked."

"The black hole anchor is still in stock."

"Is it so powerful? Across the map so far away, all groups are disconnected??"

"Brother in front, it's not a disconnection. It's because all the machines are blacked out. This must be the rhythm of a power outage."

"It's amazing, the whole club is cut off. A new chapter has been added to Shuaishen's resume."

After about five or six minutes, the computer was powered on again.

Pei Peize returned to the training room: "I just turned off the main power switch of the computer and restarted it. Now look - your eyes are a little strange, what happened?"

Hu Luobei: "It's you!?"

Pei Peize: "What am I?"

Hu Luobei: "I just formed Europe, and the power went off immediately."

Pei Peize: "..."

Everyone logged into the game, and the live broadcast room reconnected.

The number of people on the bullet screen did not decrease but increased.

"I'm here to meet the LOBO team who have the courage to challenge the black hole anchor."

"Why don't you climb up, you won't be able to climb up after the power is cut off?"

"KT fell off the horse one after another, squatting explosively and Lekou."

Hu Luobei gave up his seat: "You still come?"

Pei Peize: "I'm coming, I'm a materialist."

Materialists again encounter metaphysics.

Pei Peize and I wanted to smuggle to Europe and got into the JJC, and then - Pei Peize found that he couldn't see the person on the other side.

I want to smuggle into Europe: "Oh, I have encountered this buff before, but I can't find anyone in JJC!"

Pei Peize: "It's because I'm too young, I gave up." After fighting for a while without end, I only saw my own blood rushing off, while the enemy didn't even lose blood when attacking in groups. Pei Peize finally believed in the fact that something was wrong in this world.

"Hahaha, look at the expression of KILL God, there is nothing to love in life · jpg"

"Favorite it, this expression is super funny."

"Kill God: Is it the world's problem, or my problem?"

"Squat hard, quickly press the fat man up."

"Hahaha, Shuaishen's expression also lit up. He was probably thinking: It's over, even professional players can't save me."

Pei Peize gave up struggling, and didn't want to look at his poor lying corpse. He casually pulled the fat man to the seat: "Come on, sit down, I'll bring you Mr. Turtle and see if I can hold it down."