Don’t Touch My Healer

Chapter 97: Extra one

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Timeline: S5 team champion, Pei Peize individual champion.

The world champion of S5 is a day of celebration. Everyone inside and outside the circle was happy.

This is probably the most well-known wilderness world champion. Who makes so many spicy brands on the market discount one after another? Regardless of whether he is a Wilderness player or a LOBO fan, even if this person doesn’t know what Wilderness is, as long as he walks into the store, the exaggeratedly large discount poster will let him understand why he lost his game today. fold.

The LOBO club distributed big red envelopes to the team members. Just after Lu Lusheng finished distributing the red envelopes, he folded his sleeves and sighed: "There is a news to be announced next, I hope everyone will not get excited."

Wang Baobao: "Tell me, Fat Lord is calm now. The calmness of Mount Tai collapsed on his face without changing his face."

Yan Xinran: "Wow, Fatty is educated now."

Lu Lusheng looked at Yan Le and the others, then at Pei Peize and Hu Luobei, thinking that if he finished speaking in a while, no one would be able to laugh.

"Then I've announced. Ah Pei and Ah Bei will retire tomorrow."

"..."

In the ten seconds after Lu Lusheng finished speaking, the entire living room was silent except for the sound of two electronic pets fighting.

Pei Peize gave a "tsk", wanting to say something. But he couldn't say it.

Because his "tsk" seemed to turn on some switch, and the whole living room came alive again.

"Captain, Captain, you can't just leave us like this." The fat man threw himself on Pei Peize and hugged his waist: "You just leave us orphans and widows like this, how can you bear it?"

The corner of Pei Peize's mouth twitched: "Is this what orphans and widows use?"

The twins on Hu Luobei's side sandwiched him from left to right: "Beibei, don't go. We can't do without you." "Beibei, gossip won't look good without you."

Hu Luobei: "I won't leave right away."

Yan Le looked at the twins, thought for a long time about the possibility of squeezing the two of them away, and then felt that he couldn't do it, so he hugged Pei Peize's waist with Wang Baobao: "Boss, you are our harbor, without you, Kuangfeng will be happy." The rain will destroy us."

"You are our guiding light. Without you, we would not be able to find our way at night." Wang Baobo was inspired by Yan Le and continued.

The two small substitutes also rushed up, crying and howling.

For a moment, the whole living room was filled with demonic howls.

Pei Peize: "Stand up for me! There are twins, let go of my little radish."

It took a few minutes for Pei Peize to line up everyone from high to low, neatly. He took a few steps in front of several people: "I'll just retire, why are you howling like that? Do I just leave after I retire?"

"Then you're retired." Wang Baobao yelled, "You just want to fight, but the organizing committee won't let you."

Pei Peize: "If I don't play, you won't be able to play?"

Yan Le said with a sad face: "If you can fight, you can fight. If you don't know the bottom, you will be nervous. If you are nervous, you will make mistakes. If you make a mistake, you will lose."

Pei Peize: "..."

Hu Luobei: "It sounds miserable."

Wang Baobao climbed along the pole: "Then don't retire, boss Beibei, you can still play."

Pei Peize suddenly laughed: "Okay. After howling, I will turn the page. As for me, I am relatively old in this industry. You have more or less noticed that I am going to retire, right? Back at the peak, how many people dream of it, right?"

"Boss." Yan Le's eyes were a little moist, he opened his mouth, but he couldn't say anything.

Yan Weiran and Yan Xinran yelled at the same time: "Boss." Then Yan Xinran said: "Then Beibei is young, how about another two years?" Yan Weiran glanced at his silly younger brother, as if saying: "Second idiot, what are you talking about?"

Pei Peize: "That's my nanny, you have to learn to adapt to the new nanny."

Throughout the afternoon, ever since Lu Lusheng announced that Pei Peize and Hu Luobei were going to retire, there was an atmosphere of lovelessness in the base. Everyone looks devastated.

Hu Luobei and everyone added: "I won't leave right away." However, the effect was not very good.

"Come, come." Pei Peize embraced Hu Luobei: "Now they are still in the mourning stage, and they will be fine when they recover. Leave them alone, I have prepared a gift for you too, want to see it? "

Hu Luobei nodded: "Yes."

So Pei Peize asked Hu Luobei to go upstairs in five minutes to Pei Peize's room.

Hu Luobei waited obediently for five minutes, and knocked on Pei Peize's door, but there was no response. He opened the door and went in. There was a big box in the middle of the room, but Pei Peize didn't know where it was.

Hu Luobei approached the box, looked around it, and reached out to gently touch the surface of the box from time to time. After going around and around, it just won't be demolished.

Pei Peize who was hiding in the box: "..." Suddenly, he felt that Pei Junze, who gave him advice, was so hateful, as if he would beat him up.

Finally, Hu Luobei started to unpack the box. After removing the ribbon and opening the lid, Pei Peize leaned in the box, looked at him and smiled.

He stood up slowly, and stretched out his hands towards Hu Luobei: "Do you want this gift from me?"

Hu Luobei blinked, and hugged Pei Peize's neck through the box: "It's mine."

When hugs turn into kisses, and the kisses become more and more ambiguous with the atmosphere, when things are going to an indescribable place, someone will always come out and get in the way.

"Boss, we have decided to hold a retirement party for you—" the words of the banquet were not spoken. Pei Peize looked at the door unkindly: "Get lost."

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It's not so easy to pick up what was interrupted, anyway, Pei Peize didn't get the carrot as he wished. So much so that when drinking radish and ribs soup at night, Pei Peize behaved extremely cruelly towards the radish in the soup bowl.

The next day, after everyone in LOBO was hit, the fans also went crazy.

"??? What? Retirement? What retirement? What do these two mean? I don't understand."

"No, I don't believe it. As long as Laozi survives, KILL and bunny can still fight."

"It's a champion again, it's discounted again, and it's retired again. My heart can't stand it."

"Wow, I cried out. My husband and my husband's husband have retired. What will I do in the future? Who else can see my face?"

"It was so sudden. What about LOBO? It's still young."

"??? Quick, someone tell me this is fake news."

"The players I like both retired, feeling uncomfortable and wanting to cry."

"wow / cry"

Doujinshi came on stage one after another, and tear-jerking jokes and doujin paintings were quickly posted everywhere. Others spontaneously organized commemorative activities.

The twins concluded after swiping through Weibo: "It's not like retiring, it's like mourning when people lose their lives." When the fans went crazy, the LOBO members had come out of their grief, mainly because they figured out that Pei Peize and Hu Luobei would still be in the club. After a period of sparring, the most important thing is that Hu Luobei's name was also reported to the substitute lineup. It's really not good, but I can still play that kind of game.

As long as you have milk, don’t panic if you have milk.

Yan Le and the others suddenly stopped mourning.

"This mood has changed so quickly." Pei Peize said coolly, with a sour tone.

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The championship season discounts are still going on, and the electronic pet brand Zhongshengxiang under Feiyi also held a new product launch conference. The official blog also kindly reminded friends who said at the time that if you win a LOBO, you can buy one as soon as possible, because the first batch of goods is a limited edition.

"Wow, I will never see a male god again. I want to buy one as a comfort."

"It's a money grab, it's too much money grabbing. But I am willing! By the way, can I buy a pet with a male god's wake-up sound built in?"

"Buy, buy, buy, can't I buy it?"

"My god, the ones upstairs are called Maimaimai, do they have mines at home?"

"Can't afford it, I can't afford it, I'd better buy a doll and pretend I have it."

"I suspect now that this retirement is a marketing gimmick..."

"Marketing you ghost, does KILL make less money playing games than selling pets?"

"Does the domineering president need marketing? No, he doesn't."

"You can say that pets are not good, and the game is not exciting, but if you say that my male god and his little radish are not good, I'm sorry, I will fight you to the end."

The popularity on the Internet is frighteningly high, and it has been about KILL and bunny and the brands behind them for more than half a month. Only then did fans and passers-by have a more intuitive impression of the two wealthy players.

Hu Luobei resumed his class, feeling a little more distressed than before, because wherever he went, there were crowds of people watching, and some rushed up to ask for autographs and group photos. Once, Hu Luobei was suddenly stopped by a group of men and women while walking on the road. He rushed to class, but the other party was excited and did not intend to let him go easily. Hu Luobei frowned, and the driver and housekeeper who were following him were about to call for someone, when another group of people rushed out from the side. The two groups almost didn't fight, and the leader of the later wave was a long-legged sister Yu, who dragged the leader of the previous wave to him: "What do you want to do?"

The leader was a man, but he shivered subconsciously when he saw Sister Yu. This woman was specially recruited. It is said that she has played Sanda since elementary school. The character is like a tigress, fierce, but good-looking, with a large group of fans and some fans. I almost forgot, she is still a rabbit fan, calling herself radish-flavored toffee.

God stepping on the horse toffee, how can there be such a fierce toffee.

Sister Yu scared away the wave of reckless fans, turned her head and changed into a gentle smile, exuding the breath of maternal love all over her body.

"Are you okay? They have been planning for a long time, and they think they can draw you to their club. The xxx in your class said you have a good temper, so they dared to do this. I've already packed it up for you. It's okay, Whoever dares to mess with you next time, we'll fuck him for you."

Steward and driver: "...is this school actually so social?"

Hu Luobei saw that she was smiling like a woman from a good family, but what she said was the long-legged Yujie of the elder brother of the society. He thought it was very funny, so he smiled and said: "Okay."

Sister Yu and her fans behind her: "Hiss."

"The beauty is against the sky, I can't breathe." "How can the little rabbit be so beautiful, the heart is about to stop." "I'm starting to envy the KILL God."

On the same day, K Rabbit's back garden posted a Weibo: "Aspire to be a pony for the little rabbit!"

The episode on the road passed quickly, because Hu Luobei was afraid of the male bodyguards, the housekeeper called a few more girls who could fight over. A few days later, when the housekeeper and Hu Luobei's mother Luo Dandi came to see Hu Luobei again, they found that Hu Luobei had made friends with classmates.

The long-legged Yujie had a heated chat with the fans of Yiji fans and the girls who were very good at fighting. Hu Luobei sat on the chair in the front row and listened to them with his head propped on his side.

Lodanti made a booing gesture to the butler, and lay on the door to eavesdrop.

After listening for a while, Luodanti understood that this was a discussion about how to arrange the stalls of the club Naxin after two days. My son has made friends and joined clubs! Lordante was very happy. After telling the housekeeper to send a dozen wilderness cosplay clothes to their club, Lodanti and his son went back to work after a meal. Call Hu Shuo on the way: "My son looks popular now, I've been worried that he will always look like a porcelain doll..."

Pei Peize has been busy running around for the past two days, reorganizing all the resources in his hands, and the club can't just let go. The old man doesn't know what he is thinking, and all the things on hand are thrown into his hands, so that he has no time to find the little girl. radish.

After finally finding a day, Pei Peize called several assistants to him: "Do you want this year's bonus? Do you know what to do?"

Assistants: "Understand the boss."

Pei Peize's chief assistant even said: "Boss, don't worry, no one will disturb you today."

Pei Peize patted him on the shoulder: "Very good."

On the other side of the school, Qingqiuye's tailor made cosplay clothes and sent them to the club. The materials and accessories looked different from the coquettish sluts outside.

"Sister Zhao, what should I do, I don't think my looks match the clothes."

"I'm willing to cosplay as a mount, and let me be a pet for the little rabbit."

"You have a good idea, if you want to go, I will go."

"Go, go, set up the booth. Let everyone know that K Rabbit is king, and other cults will be overwhelmed!" Sister Zhao, that is, long-legged sister Yu, walked out holding a stack of fan pictures, Halfway there, she paused: "Fuck, Xiao Zhang, show me who that is."

The boy named Xiao Zhang glanced over there: "Damn it! KILL God."

Sister Zhao almost couldn't catch her breath: "Standing CP to my level, it's a safe bet."

Pei Peize found Hu Luobei, who was wearing the white robe of priest Sheng Guangliu, walking out of the dormitory building with the holy code in his hand.

One of them was standing outside the dormitory building, wearing a suit and leather shoes, and the other was standing inside the dormitory building, wearing a white robe.

The passing fan girl couldn't help but screamed softly: "You're so handsome that you can't close your legs."

The two walked towards the big playground together, and before they reached the place, the hot search went up first.

"I stepped on the horse and saw the fairy couple!"

"Where's the oxygen bottle? Bring me the oxygen bottle, the real person looks better than the photo!"

"Ah, our club! Our club! I have no regrets in this life to join K Rabbit."

"Aha, KILL is wearing a suit, I almost didn't recognize him."

"How can it be so beautiful, I'm going to squat in front of the stall in K Rabbit's back garden for a day!"

"??? Are you all from the same school? Jealousy makes me unrecognizable."

Sister Zhao looked dazedly at Pei Peize and Hu Luobei sitting in the booth of their club, wishing she could pull up the terminal and write a hundred and eighty thousand little obscenities right now. It's not that her thoughts are too yellow, she really can't control it.

Pei Peize watched Hu Luobei greet his classmates, and he still greeted with a smile, with a smile on his face, and in his heart - MMP is not really, but the sourness is real. In the past, Little Carrot's smile was almost his alone, but not now.

Pei Peize calmed down, and huddled together with Hu Luobei to read the code. The sacred code is also the official merchandise that Pei Peize brought back to Hu Luobei before. Apart from the beautiful gold-edged tracing and gem decoration on the cover, the pages of the book are also full of priest's skills and game plots.

Sister Zhao took a deep breath, and walked in front of the two with the assassin's suit in her arms: "God KILL, maybe you would like to dress in the same style as the little rabbit?"

"Hiss, sister Zhao really did it."

"Sister Zhao, the society, it's fierce."

"It's like a live-action game, with no regrets in this life, no regrets."

Pei Peize looked at the suit and asked Hu Luobei, "Do you want me to change it, Little Carrot?"

Hu Luobei glanced at his clothes, suddenly closed the book, stood up, and stuffed the book into Pei Peize's hand. After taking the clothes, he pulled Pei Peize and walked towards the temporary dressing room.

Sister Zhao: "Come on, hurry up and escort the driver at the door."

On the big playground, there are many students coming and going. Both new and old students were attracted by the circle of people at the door of the temporary locker room. Men and women wearing wilderness cosplay clothes are conspicuous, and they stand in a row by the door. If you don't know, just ask: "What's going on?"

"Are you just here? The KILL god is here, cosplaying with bunny."

"Damn it, can you still see the God of Assassins?"

"real or fake?"

"Really, don't you browse the forum? It's already blown up."

In the dressing room, Pei Peize put his head on Hu Luobei's shoulder: "Little Luobo, are you really going to sit here all day? I finally ran out." His tone was aggrieved, but his eyes were sly, as if he was sure that Hu Luobei would Follow his heart.

Sure enough, Hu Luobei raised his head and said, "I'll accompany you wherever Peipei wants to go."

Pei Peize said: "Sit with you in the morning, and follow me in the afternoon."

"Okay." Hu Luobei agreed without hesitation.

Pei Peize let go of Hu Luobei, and put on the assassin suit, with wide shoulders and narrow waist, slightly open chest, revealing sexy chest muscles. Hu Luobei stared at him for a while, then called the butler to bring a heavy cloak. It wasn't until Pei Peize's good figure was all hidden that he nodded in satisfaction.

Pei Peize followed him very cooperatively.

The two walked out of the locker room together, and a club member handed Pei Peize a prop dagger. Pei Peize took it and played a trick: "Thank you, friend."

The buddy who handed the dagger is also a thief player: "You're welcome. If you can hand the knife to the KILL god, it will be worth it in this life."

The president of the photography club came here with his members upon hearing the news. Dozens of photographers rushed over with long guns and short cannons, regardless of their skills.

Sister Zhao: "What are you doing?"

President of the photography club: "Our two clubs have always been in the same spirit—"

Sister Zhao: "Huh? Are you out of your mind?"

President: "Which idiot wrote the speech for me. Forget it, He Zhao, you see it's not easy for us to look forward to a model, let's take a photo."

Sister Zhao: "Then it's useless for you to look for me, you should ask God KILL and Little Rabbit for their opinions."

Then the president rushed to Pei Peize and Hu Luobei with his stuff on his shoulders, and after some sincere nonsense—

Pei Peize: "Big brother, stop talking. Can't you just shoot?"

The president happily went to call the cubs in the club. Pei Peize turned to Hu Luobei and said, "It's worse than the fat man's idiom Solitaire. Little radish, your school is crouching tiger, hidden dragon."

Hu Luobei: "The fat man will be sad."

The photography agency cleared an open space and came out. Hu Luobei and Pei Peize were in the center of the circle, surrounded by photographers.

Hu Luobei has never been afraid of the camera, unlike Pei Peize's ignorance of nothing, he seems to be born good at showing himself in front of the camera, no matter who it is, as long as he holds the camera, even if he can only press the shutter, Hu Luobei will Let him take pictures like refined pictures.

A thief and a priest, one black and one white, the priest holding up the law code, and the thief playing with a dagger. They were not very close, but the two seemed to have a special tacit understanding.

"Kill God, hug the little rabbit!" A fan mingled in the crowd and shouted.

Then people started booing: "Hold me, give me a hug."

"What's a hug, a kiss." Another person shouted.

"Kiss, kiss."

It's a good club to recruit new people, but it turned into a fan meeting.

Pei Peize raised his eyebrows: "A hug?"

"Yeah."

"Kiss?"

"That's right."

"That's impossible." Pei Peize said with a smile: "Our little rabbit will be shy."

As he spoke, he hugged Hu Luobei and kissed him on the forehead.

"It's okay here. Other places, no."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Damn it, how can God KILL be so flirtatious?" "Let go of that little rabbit, let me come." "Damn it, brother, wake up quickly. That is the little rabbit of God KILL."

In the afternoon, just as Hu Luobei had promised, he let Pei Peize arrange it, and the two of them had a wonderful afternoon—

Squeezed into the same sofa and played games all afternoon.

Wang Baobo complained on the friend channel: "Is this also called a date? Boss, are you going to flirt? Is it fake?"

Pei Peize blackmailed the fat man.

Hu Luobei took off his holographic glasses, leaned over to peep at the screen in front of Pei Peize, and then, he turned around, and the host, Pei Peize, leaned forward and kissed Pei Peize on the chin.

Pei Peize didn't take off his glasses, he groped for Hu Luobei's face, held the back of his head, and let the kiss on his chin gradually move up.

Until the lips touch and the tongues intertwine. The sound of the water that was falling in love with each other sounded in the room, Pei Peize saw the starry sky in the extreme north, and in his arms was the warm and lively Hu Luobei.

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In the early morning of the next day, Pei Peize was awakened by his assistant's call. He looked at Hu Luobei who was still sleeping soundly in his arms, and carefully walked around him and got out of bed. In front of the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, Pei Peize pressed the assistant's call and called the old man at home.

"Grandpa, under my name—"

Before Pei Peize finished speaking, the old man over there said: "I talked to the old man of the Luo family about the stock exchange yesterday. You haven't done anything out of the ordinary recently, have you?"

Pei Peize's back froze, he looked back at the bed, and said bravely, "No."

The old man of the Pei family laughed, not sure if he believed it or not.

The two of them talked about the stock exchange again, and when they hung up the communication, Pei Peize's back was covered with sweat.

He has been guarding for so many years, and Hu Luobei's family finally let go. Although at this time, he has done things in advance, but fortunately, there are still a few days before Hu Luobei returns home from vacation, and Hu Luobei's elders are also immersed In the joy of Beibei making new friends, joining clubs, and becoming more active (all said by Luo Dandi when she went home), no one found out about it.

God help me too.

Pei Peize was amused by himself for several days, always smiling during meetings. The management tremblingly went to the assistant to inquire: "President Pei is in a good mood recently?"

Assistant: "That's great." He has already sent two bonuses.

During the Chinese New Year, LOBO released the news of recruiting new players. Several players who are still in service complained about the former captain Pei Peize's treatment method in the live broadcast room, which was too romantic. Fans in the direct room: "I'd rather read romance novel-style teasers!"

There is no game, and the players are very casual during the live broadcast. Spending most of the time chatting with fans.

Some fans said: "Hey, we really can't see KILL God and bunny?"

Yan Le: "Fake."

Wang Baobao: "Shut up, I still want Beibei to milk me next year."

Fans quickly caught the blind spot in Wang Bao's explosive words: "??? What do you mean? Bunny can still fight? What about KILL?"

Yan Xinran: "The coach seat has reserved a place for the boss. Does the honorary coach understand?"

"What about Bunny?"

"..." There was a string of silence.

A bullet screen read: "Pei Peize: That's my milk."

"The terrible captain Yu Wei."

Without the live broadcast of KILL God and bunny, some fans feel that life is so boring. The seventh day of the Lunar New Year, the first day of work. Some fans found out: Hey, there is a KILL god in this magazine.

Buy it back and take a look at the financial magazine.

He posted a Weibo: "Although the live broadcast is invisible, the financial magazine is still available? /Picture."

Then this issue of the financial magazine was inexplicably sold out.

Editor-in-Chief: ? ? ? what happened

Since I started reading financial magazines, someone discovered that Feiyi and Qingqiu Ye had done a share swap.

A fan excitedly tweeted about all K-picture colleagues: "Official candy! The official is forced to die together! KILL God and the little rabbit are together! //News: xxxxx"

Reply: "? What do you mean?"

"The two are doing equity swaps, and they're getting married in disguise!"