Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium
不要在火葬场里等男朋友
Author: 刻舟求偶
Latest: Chapter 115
Status: Completed
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Genres: Fantasy, Romance, Yaoi, Comedy
Tags: acting amnesia bisexual protagonist carefree protagonist celebrities
When crossing over to multiple books, Ren Shuhan found that every protagonist Shou was waiting for him to start chasing them in the crematorium.
“Don’t waste your time waiting,” He advised sincerely, “There are more 0s than 1s, so I’m not going to chase someone that is not interested.”
The protagonist Shou (sneering): Oh, there will be a day where you’ll lick the ground I walk on.
After waiting and waiting…
Ren Shuhan: “This is the wedding invitation for my childhood friend and I’s wedding.”
On the wedding night, Ren Shuhan removed the veil: “Baby, I’ve come to marry you.”
“Don’t you know that life is nothing but a play where you are the male lead and I am just a supporting character?”
“I know, but I don’t care.”
He was smiling, but Jiang Qingyue wept.
穿书后，任疏寒发现，每个主角受都在等他追妻火葬场。
“别等了，”他诚恳劝说，“1少0多，我找个爱我的不香吗？”
主角受（冷笑）：呵呵，有你舔我的那天。
等来等去……
任疏寒：“这是我和我竹马的结婚请帖。”
（又名本攻不care天降系。
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新婚之夜，任疏寒揭开盖头：“宝贝，我来娶你了。”
“你知不知道，人生不过是一场戏，你是男主，我却只是个配角。”
“我知道，但我不在乎。”
他笑着，江清月却哭了。
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人·妻受，攻略S，青梅竹马，双向暗恋，互宠。
竹马控写着玩的，天降党不要打我！
1，娱乐圈：影帝并不care顶流替身、
2，校园abo：校霸A并不care死对头O、
3，残疾总裁：前任他叔并不care万人迷受、
4，星际种田：上将养了一整个星球的小人鱼、
5，给暴君冲喜：怕我就快走别回头，我也怕你、
6，伪无限流游戏：喜欢火葬场我就反手送你一个、
7，仙侠修真的师尊：徒弟对你真的没企图，请自重。
内容标签： 豪门世家 娱乐圈 快穿 穿书
搜索关键字：主角：任疏寒 ┃ 配角：江清月 ┃ 其它：青梅竹马，娱乐圈，abo
一句话简介：可以，但没必要。
立意：不忘初心，方得始终。