Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

Chapter 1: Shield the protagonist from the halo

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"Ding-

"After the system is installed, it is detected that there is no firewall in the host, which is extremely dangerous. It is recommended to activate the special shielding function for the protagonist."

Ren Shuhan woke up.

"what sound?"

"Master," a gentle male voice said with concern, "Are you awake? Wake up when you wake up. You still have a very important program to record today."

Ren Shuhan rubbed his eyes and found himself lying on a clean and tidy bed, wearing only a pair of underwear, covered with an air-conditioned quilt, and sitting beside the bed a beautiful man—

Yes, beautiful.

Ren Shuhan couldn't find another adjective, because his mind was blank now.

Apart from his name, Ren Shuhan, he didn't remember anything except these three words.

"I seem to have lost my memory." He stood up abruptly, his head hurt a little, "Where is this? Who are you?"

The man's expression showed a moment of loneliness, and then said with a smile, "Is it the after-effects of a hangover? I'm Qingyue, and this is my home, young master."

Qingyue

An electronic voice suddenly sounded in Ren Shuhan's mind, the same as the voice that woke him up: "Jiang Qingyue, the host's housekeeper, the cannon fodder supporting role Shou, has been secretly in love with the host since childhood."

and many more? Before Ren Shuhan had time to wonder what this electronic sound was, he was shocked by the amount of information in this sentence.

Host... is that me

"The host, Ren Shuhan, has been confirmed."

This beauty... is my housekeeper? Still have a crush on me? ?

"Yes."

... Ren Shuhan looked up at the man beside the bed.

"Master?" Jiang Qingyue tilted her head and handed him a glass of honey water, "Do you remember? Do you still have a headache? Drink a solution bar."

The reason why Ren Shuhan thinks Jiang Qingyue is beautiful is because his skin is very white, as white as a doll, and he has long black hair that reflects the silky luster behind his back, his eyebrows and eyes are gentle, and he is wearing a creamy white Cotton pajamas caused Ren Shuhan to stand up when he saw him for the first time after waking up.

So Ren Shuhan immediately sat up, propped up his legs, and tried to cover his lower body with the quilt.

Does this guy really have a crush on me? What is this electronic sound, is it possible

"Hello, host, I'm mainly attacking the book-piercing system."

Through the book... That is, I'm in a novel now

Ren Shuhan took the cup that Jiang Qingyue handed over, and while staring at Jiang Qingyue, he drank the honey water in the cup.

Is he a cannon fodder supporting actor

"Yes."

Jiang Qingyue blushed slightly when he stared at him, and lowered her head slightly, her black hair hanging down, covering half of her face.

shy? So cute.

Ren Shuhan quickly turned his eyes away and thought to himself, "Man, it's early in the morning again, and it's normal to see such a lovely beauty. If you don't see it, you're sick."

But what's not normal is... A person who grows up like this is actually a cannon fodder male partner

Then what am I

"The protagonist of this book is attacking."

Pity.

Ren Shuhan quickly accepted the huge amount of information, sighed, and returned the cup to Jiang Qingyue, thinking:

I am the protagonist Gong, he is the supporting role, so I can't get him

The system AI seemed to be shamed by his heart, and was silent for a while before answering.

"... Not necessarily. Friendly reminder: Please use the words in a civilized manner. This book is first published on the Big JJ website. If discordant words are detected, they will be automatically marked with mosaics."

Ren Shuhan was speechless: ... I think in my head, talk about beauty, do you care about me too? To take care of others yy

The system is temporarily quiet.

Jiang Qingyue couldn't imagine that the person in front of her was herself.

From his point of view, Ren Shuhan was sitting on the bed, frowning, and seemed to be thinking about someone.

Master really loves him...

Jiang Qingyue showed a wry smile and got up to go out: "I called Assistant Wen just now. She is already on her way. She will be there in half an hour. Breakfast is hot. You should eat something first."

It was only then that Ren Shuhan discovered that there was a rich breakfast on the bed table, but the method was simple, not like it was sold outside.

"you made it yourself?"

Jiang Qingyue was stunned and nodded.

"Thank you," Ren Shuhan smiled, being polite and not being a gentle scum at all, "Thank you for your hard work."

What he thought in his heart was: I've had a crush on me for so many years, it's really hard for you, little beauty, just wash yourself clean next time and feed it to me.

Jiang Qingyue froze at the door as if struck by lightning.

"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?" Ren Shuhan asked, his eyes innocent.

He won't be the same as this system, can he hear what I think

"No. It's because the host's design collapses too quickly, which is likely to cause unnecessary commotion," the system reminded. "It is recommended that the host browse the original host's design."

Who am I? Don't you even say thank you

Ren Shuhan suddenly had a bad premonition.

"The former director Shu Han, 30 years old, an international actor, a domineering president, has a unique personality, has a crush on the bamboo horse Jiang Qingyue since childhood, and regards it as Bai Yueguang, but because he was too shy to confess, he turned to the protagonist Shou as a substitute, and eventually turned against love. The protagonist Shou, started chasing his wife crematorium."

very classic. To sum it up, one word, two words—

"Scum attack."

Ren Shuhan was expressionless: Oh.

Seeing that Jiang Qingyue was still standing by the door, Ren Shuhan had no choice but to add: "You can retire."

Jiang Qingyue: "..."

Young master is weird today = =

I was afraid I drank fake wine yesterday...

After the door was closed, Ren Shuhan randomly selected some meals on the table, and found that although Jiang Qingyue's cooking was simple, it was very tasty to his taste.

He communicated with the system while eating breakfast:

So how far has the plot progressed now, why am I here with Jiang Qingyue, and who is the protagonist Shou

"Gu Weici, the protagonist Shou, was originally a little idol on the street. After meeting the original owner, he formed a complicated financial relationship with the original owner, and his career soared. At this time, he has become a top star in China. He rejected the original owner's pursuit, so the original owner got drunk alone last night and was brought home by Jiang Qingyue."

Ren Shuhan understands: what kind of complex relationship, this is not just a package...

System: "Friendly reminder: The mouth is a dissonant word, and it has been mosaic."

Not even Bao Yang? Are you so sensitive? Ren Shuhan suspected that he was drunk by drinking honey water.

The original owner spent money to give Gu Weici resources to accompany the original owner [beep-], but the original owner fell in love with him and started chasing him? Is this book called "The Overbearing President Falls in Love with Me"

"Friendly reminder: Gu Weici did not speak with the original owner, because the original book does not allow speaking, so congratulations to the host, you are still perfect."

I can't thank you enough. Ren Shuhan thought politely.

He looked at his body, he measured 1.9 meters, honey-colored skin, eight-pack abs, bulging underwear, and it felt very familiar, as if he was originally this perfect body.

Great, I'm still a clean attacker~

Ren Shuhan made himself laugh.

However, the original owner did not have a verbal relationship with Gu Weici, and gave him the resources. This is almost a charity, so why are you chasing his wife's crematorium

"Because in the original setting, the original owner has fallen in love with Gu Weici."

So... Am I going to go to the crematorium as well

"unnecessary."

Don't need it

Ren Shuhan finished his breakfast silently and fell into deep thought: So, why do I wear books

The system replied thoughtfully: "This system is the main attacking book-piercing system, and everything is given priority to the needs of the main character attack, and provides various opening services for the main character attack free of charge."

Is this also possible? Ren Shuhan put down his chopsticks suspiciously and walked to the bathroom to wash up. What kind of service is there

"Original character design information, original plot information, various skill bindings, special props mall.

"As long as the host wants, the system is always on call."

Ren Shuhan stood in front of the pool, looking at himself in the mirror, with a handsome face, sword eyebrows and star eyes, thin lips, very natural - yes, although he lost his memory and wore a book, this body is me .

On the sink was a toothbrush with toothpaste squeezed for him, a ceramic cup filled with mouthwash, and a razor with a familiar brand, all prepared by Jiang Qingyue.

So I'm responsible for every day... living a fairy life like this

What do you want, this sand sculpture system is not afraid of me being anti-social

"Not afraid."

It's a big heart.

After Ren Shuhan washed up, he shaved his stubble, and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

He noticed that there was another person's toiletry utensils in this bathroom, which should be Jiang Qingyue's, and there were still drops of water on the glass of the shower, as if Jiang Qingyue had just used it.

Standing in the bathroom, I can still smell Jiang Qingyue, sweet.

Thinking of last night, Jiang Qingyue, this little beauty, took off her clothes and wiped her body. This morning, she was busy like a wife, Ren Shuhan...

System: "…Please rest assured, the host, this system will automatically block the psychological activities here, and the system cannot capture it."

Ren Shuhan let out a loud whistle.

Quite discerning.

He twisted the temperature of the shower water to cold water and forcibly cooled himself.

After solving the problem of getting up in the morning, Ren Shuhan put on the clothes Jiang Qingyue prepared for him.

The wine red casual shirt, the pure black haute couture suit, and even the cufflinks and tie are very suitable, but Ren Shuhan compared the tie in the full-length mirror, but did not put it on.

He felt too troublesome and uncomfortable.

Looking up at the watch in the room, just over half an hour later, there was a knock on the door.

"Assistant Wen," Jiang Qingyue opened the door in the outhouse, "please come in, the young master should have already packed up."

"System prompt: Warm, female, life assistant, is a reliable and competent subordinate."

Ren Shuhan walked out of the room and saw that Jiang Qingyue had actually changed into a white suit and tied her long hair in a high ponytail behind her head.

Oops... Calm down, little brother, calm down! Don't be so arrogant!

At this moment, Ren Shuhan clearly realized that he is a uniform control and a ponytail control.

"Brother Jiang," Wen Wen came in from outside the door, holding sunglasses, a hat and a mask, and handing them to Ren Shuhan, "Master, it's time for us to go."

"The system prompts: Gu Weici is about to appear, and the countdown is half an hour. It is detected that there is no firewall in the host's body, which is extremely dangerous. It is recommended to activate the special shielding function for the protagonist."

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