Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

Chapter 22: Not good

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Jiang Qingyue looked around at no one, picked it up and measured it on her body. Ren Shuhan, who had no interest in women's clothes, was excited at the time. After all, his wife looked good in everything, and it was really a waste not to wear it.

"I'll measure it for you," Ren Shuhan picked up the soft ruler beside him, and began to play hooligan, first going around his waist, and then two times around his thighs, "Well, it's so thin, there's more flesh on the legs than on the waist."

Originally, the strength of yesterday had not yet recovered, but Jiang Qingyue was flabby again.

"Master, don't make trouble, someone."

He hid behind the hanger, snatched the tape measure, waited for someone to come and handed it to a professional to measure, Ren Shuhan watched from the side, from his legs to his waist to his chest, he thought about it carefully.

Clothes take a while to be delivered to your door. During this period, you need to buy lubricants, ultra-thin condoms of various flavors...

At the end of the stroll, Ren Shuhan secretly ordered a pair of soft lambskin handcuffs to match with the choker he bought for Jiang Qingyue.

Jiang Qingyue didn't even know it was a date, and she didn't even know what she was about to face. She paddled in the water every day, and was taken advantage of.

After the film was filmed to graduate from high school, the two male protagonists went to different universities, and there were even fewer intimacy scenes in long-distance relationships. He was basically only responsible for chatting with Ren Shuhan, showing affection, and showing love to the fans in the crew. Candy like this.

"The next episode of "The Acting Deacon" is going to be broadcast this week," Shen Xinghe said expectantly, "I've long been unhappy with Gu Weici's sb. After this episode, he must be completely embarrassed to dance again."

Ren Shuhan likes to talk to people about this topic: "Why don't you like him?"

"He's sticking to you to fry fake CPs! It's really annoying," Shen Xinghe said, "When I debuted, I also fry cps with Qingmeng, but I admitted it righteously, unlike him, who talked about himself while eating cp bonuses. Don’t sell rot, and stand up again.”

In fact, Shen Xinghe failed to speculate with Gu Qingmeng for CP, and fans didn't buy it, so now he can only have an underground relationship, which is purely envy, jealousy and hatred.

However, after shielding the protagonist's halo, even Shen Xinghe, the supporting role, began to hate Gu Weici, and Ren Shuhan felt extremely comfortable.

This is the normal world.

"He even talked to me when he pretended to visit the class last time," Shen Xinghe said again, "Who is he? Do I know him well? Fortunately, I was far away from being photographed by him, otherwise I don't know if I would buy it. Buy me when you write."

Wow, you're still trying to get to know the supporting roles, haha, don't you mean to focus on your career and don't want to rely on men? Can you walk independently

"Well." Ren Shuhan calmly agreed, "I don't like him either, it's hypocritical."

Jiang Qingyue made tea for him by the side, but did not speak.

"But you're different from Assistant Jiang's CP, you're very good at eating," Gu Qingmeng added for Shen Xinghe, "I especially envy you guys who have grown up together since childhood, never missing each other's most important moments. The longest confession ever."

Jiang Qingyue raised her head blankly: cp? good to eat

"Many couples broke up after they went to college because they couldn't stand the long-distance relationship, just like the male protagonist," Gu Qingmeng shook the script, "but you even went to the same college, it's really romantic."

"I'm clingy," Ren Shuhan voluntarily admitted, "it's hard not to see him."

Everyone: "yooooo~"

So why not come out now!

Jiang Qingyue was accustomed to being coaxed, and quietly and obediently handed tea to the young master. After everyone was busy filming, she secretly searched for what it means to be a CP, and since then opened the door to a new world.

So two days later, when the movie came to an end, Ren Shuhan won two days of weekend vacation. When he went home and waited to watch the show, he suddenly received two couriers from the doorman. He thought it was the handcuffs he ordered. When it arrived, I took it apart directly, but I got two brick books of "Hanyue" CP.

Ren Shuhan:

what

The first is a comic, wrapped in a huge thick foam, I can't see it clearly, I can only see that the cover is flesh-colored, very exciting, and a postcard is attached, and the front is two very gorgeous two-dimensional The characters, a cool and handsome man standing on the balcony against the light, the back of another long-haired beauty knelt at his feet, hugged his crotch, covered his lower abdomen with his head, and was being stepped on by his leather shoes. Parts…

On the back is written the signature of the author, Long Feifengwu: an assistant if you have something to do, and an assistant if you have nothing to do.

Ren Shuhan: "..."

The second is a novel called "The Deacon", which looks like a collection of short stories, with several popular titles written on the cover: "The King Riding a Bamboo Horse", "Enlightenment", "The Moan in the Basement of the Castle | Moan" ", "After being sold into a wealthy family, the young master actually treated me like this..."...

Ren Shuhan: Ah, I really underestimated this little stuffy.

You can't run tonight!

The second bag contained his custom handcuffs, collar and cheongsam. Ren Shuhan threw two books on the coffee table and his clothes beside the books. He sat on the sofa and checked his mobile phone. The audience reacted, absent-mindedly.

Jiang Qingyue took a shower slowly, because she hadn't been home for a long time, and she thought that the young master would come to his room for a night tonight, so she deliberately washed herself from the inside out to be more fragrant, and when the alarm clock on the show rang, she still Before I had time to dry my hair, I ran out to watch TV with wet hair in a nightgown.

There are only the two of them on this floor, so it is not considered rude to be disheveled. He thought that the young master would not mind, but as soon as he came out, Ren Shuhan just glanced at him, and continued to look at the phone without speaking.

ah? are you angry? Why

Jiang Qingyue approached cautiously, sat beside him, and put a sticker on him, but he still didn't respond.

"What are you looking at, young master?" Jiang Qingyue tugged at his sleeve, "Can you take a look at me too?"

Ren Shuhan asked back, "Can you show me what you bought?"

Jiang Qingyue followed his line of sight and saw the two books and small props on the coffee table, her face flushed red to the base of her neck.

"I don't know what it is," he said stiffly. "A friend deposited it with me, have you seen it?"

"No. I didn't intentionally open your courier," Ren Shuhan raised Erlang's legs, without the attitude that an apology should have. "Do you blame me?"

Jiang Qingyue shook her head, and a drop of water on her hair was thrown onto Ren Shuhan's pajama pants.

"Why don't you blame me?" Ren Shuhan looked at the phone and asked casually, "Do you like bullying like this?"

Jiang Qingyue was quiet for a while, then slowly slid off the sofa, knelt on the carpet, picked up the handcuffs and collar from the book and placed them on Ren Shuhan's lap, pressing her face against his lower abdomen, feeling his hot body temperature , didn't dare to look up at him, and could only reply in a barely audible volume: "Young master likes it, I like it."

Ren Shuhan threw the phone on the armrest of the sofa, still showing no expression, but raised his left hand, touched the top of his head, and asked, "It's not in the script, do you want me to practice with you? Or do you want me again? Punish you, but you don't seem to have anything wrong with you today, right?"

Jiang Qingyue racked her brains and couldn't think of a reason, so she raised her head and looked at him for help.

This look and angle made Ren Shuhan really can't stand it anymore, so he had to take the initiative to say: "Your hair is still a little wet, you're not good, so let's do it..."

Ren Shuhan had an idea: "Put a double ponytail and see."

Jiang Qingyue: "?!!???"

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Brother Han looked calm on the surface, but in fact it was about to explode.

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