Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

Chapter 64: That's called kissing

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Jiang Qingyue handed the orb in her hand to Ren Shuhan, her tail twitched so fast, Ren Shuhan thought he was tired from holding it, and took it over without much thought.

Who knew that as soon as he put him in his arms, Jiang Qingyue hugged him fiercely and said, "That's great, I like you too!"

Before Ren Shuhan could realize that he was being tricked, he saw that he raised his head, approached his face, closed his eyes, looked shy and happy, and asked for a kiss.

The crowd of onlookers sighed for a while, Hu Yang was stunned, and his thoughts were finally turned into one word...

"Grass… "

Jiang Qingyue's cheeks were getting more and more red, and her tail was wagging more and more cheerfully. Ren Shuhan couldn't laugh or cry, so he turned his head and kissed him lightly on the lips.

His lips are too soft, Ren Shuhan can smell his sweet taste, just like the chocolate he usually likes to eat, which makes Ren Shuhan want to taste deeply, but the occasion does not allow it.

Ren Shuhan could only try his best to suppress his emotions, he spent a lot of effort, and even the sea trembled when he clenched his fist.

A circle of water ripples swayed from the two of them, and the mermaids who were forced to watch them all saw it.

"Fuck, why is there such a special effect? Is the kiss of true love real?"

"Isn't it a story about coaxing children?"

"Isn't it? Then can he breathe in the water?"

"Don't move, my tailbone seems to be out of place..."

"Qing-Qing!!!!"

The background sounds included shocking sounds, painful moans, and heart-piercing cries, but they did not affect Jiang Qingyue's good mood in the slightest.

The tip of his fish tail was still swaying, his whole body sank, and he kept a little distance from Ren Shuhan. He slowly opened his eyes and looked at Ren Shuhan with anticipation in his eyes.

Seeing his bright eyes, Ren Shuhan couldn't stand it. He couldn't bear to tell him that the legend was just a legend, so he decided to take a breath. Anyway, his lung capacity is very large, so it shouldn't affect the performance of the meeting.

"Well," Ren Shuhan tried to say something, "it's useful."

Is it really useful

Ren Shuhan:

system? is it you

In addition to being invisible and flying, you actually have the messy function of talking and breathing in the water?

System: "...Host, this is your own ability."

Finally, it was Ren Shuhan's turn to be silent.

He wanted to live a normal life and wanted to return to the Interstellar Alliance, so he had to read a lot of books, and he didn't usually turn on the system to remind him. As a result, it was only now that he realized that he could breathe in water.

I feel like I've been holding my breath all the time, stupid.

"Hey..." Ren Shuhan sighed and touched Jiang Qingyue's cheek, thinking to himself, you are also stupid, but you are cute and stupid.

He handed the orb to Jiang Qingyue again: "Take it, their parents are coming soon."

The big mermaids are usually in the sea, and the sound of the sea is also fast. I heard that the little mermaids' cries for help came from the deep sea, and the Hu Wang who just flew out, so I paid special attention to it. It came quickly, and Ren Shuhan didn't wait long. .

On the contrary, Hu Yang was more anxious.

He saw that this human being could speak in the sea, and he was very scared. As soon as the mermaids arrived, he shouted: "This human being is not normal! He just got the kiss of true love and can breathe in the water!"

Several big mermaids who came over covered their faces one after another.

"Yangyang, did you get beaten by him?"

"You kid, it's time to grow up, why do you still believe in these things..."

"How come there are so many people, and Hu Wang followed, to be beaten like this, the Jiang clan is too deceiving, we will find a place for you!"

Hu Yang and the pile of unbearable mermaids all wailed:

"it is true!"

"Be careful!"

Of course the big mermaids don't believe it, they underestimate the enemy.

However, they usually hunt in groups, and now there is a group here. So many Hu's mermen can even compete with giant octopuses in the sea, so although Hu's little sharks are worried, they also feel that this time they are sure of everything.

"Come on together," Hu Yang said, "don't let him single out, Hu Wang suffers like this!"

It's a pity that in Ren Shuhan's eyes, there is no difference between them going up one by one or going up together, because the action is too slow.

So many big mermaids besieging a human in the deep sea is basically a dead hand, so this time Ren Shuhan showed no mercy, a phantom flashed by, and these mermaids broke their tails one by one and piled up into another Xiaoshandui, next to Hu Yang, was no different from those little mermaids before.

"That's it?" Ren Shuhan asked, "Are you still able to fight?"

Does he feel like he has no effort at all

It seems to be joking = =!

The big mermaids were in a trance, and the little mermaids were speechless.

Hu Yang was crushed for a long time, and he really vomited blood: "Grass|You|Are you fucking human??"

"Heh," Ren Shuhan was disappointed, took the orb from Jiang Qingyue's arms, turned and left, leaving a casual sentence, "You don't know anything about human beings."

Jiang Qingyue swam around Ren Shuhan to the shore, very happy.

"...Did you forget that you lied to me?" Ren Shuhan reminded him.

Jiang Qingyue tugged at his arm and swayed, her cheeks blushed, and she didn't dare to look at him, but she said something shameless: "We will be a family in the future, you won't be angry with me, eh."

Ren Shuhan laughed and patted his ass like a child.

Jiang Qingyue's whole body trembled, she covered her hands behind her back, and looked at him accusingly: "I've grown up, and my mother is no longer like this!"

"How did you grow up," Ren Shuhan said with a straight face, not looking sideways, "If Grandma knew that you lied and came to the deep sea, she wouldn't just beat you."

"Don't tell your mother, good brother, don't tell them," Jiang Qingyue quickly begged for mercy, and blushed again after begging, rubbed his cheek on his shoulder, and discussed in a very low voice, "That... we, kiss, kiss Don't talk about it, okay?"

Ren Shuhan glanced down at him, and was called very energetically by his "good brother".

But why didn't you feel ashamed when you asked for a kiss in front of so many mermaids, and now you know how shy you are

Jiang Qingyue couldn't wait for his answer, so she simply didn't play, hugging his waist and falling down to him.

"Don't make trouble."

Ren Shuhan took a few deep breaths. After he got out of the water, he looked down at his watery black hair. He looked at him with sly and reliant eyes. There were still drops of water on his eyelashes, and his body was also close to him. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore. Living.

"Baby," he held Jiang Qingyue's waist, put him on the shore, leaned closer and told him, "your one is not called kissing at all."

"Um?"

Jiang Qingyue opened her eyes wide and looked at him dissatisfiedly: "What is kissing then?"

"I'll teach you."

Ren Shuhan pressed his slightly parted lips with his index finger, went straight in and pressed against his teeth, and then sucked on his lips forcefully, sticking his tongue in to invade clumsily and wantonly, declaring sovereignty.

Jiang Qingyue's eyes widened, there was a "bang" in her head, her face was flushed to the tip of her ears, she didn't know where to put her hands, and she was kissed so quickly that her eyes were blurred, her whole body became soft, and her fish tail was unconsciously in Ren Shuhan's hands. rubbed on his calf.

"Um… "

When he couldn't help making a trembling sound, Ren Shuhan let go of him, got up and walked to the entrance of the cave.

Jiang Qingyue opened her eyes suspiciously, with tears still in the corners of her eyes, only to find out when she stood up...

His fish tail is missing.

Zheng Zhilai told him before that before adulthood, the fish's tail will open a special cavity, revealing some organs with human characteristics. Generally, mermaids have it at the age of fifteen or sixteen. This is a transitional stage, followed by the age of eighteen. From time to time, the fish tail will naturally become legs.

But he matured relatively late. He passed his eighteenth birthday some time ago, and now he has just changed his legs.

"Put your clothes on."

Ren Shuhan covered his face, took out a simple nightgown from the system, and placed it by Jiang Qingyue's hand.

This should be very easy to wear. When he was a child, after he gave Jiang Qingyue a bath and wiped it clean, he also wore it for Jiang Qingyue. It was just a towel, but it was worn by Xiao Jiang Qingyue to give a furry effect. It was very cute, but now he takes silk. , it should have a different taste.

But he waited for a long time with his back behind his back, and he didn't hear the sound of the cloth rubbing.

"What's wrong?" Ren Shuhan asked worriedly, "Can't wear it?"

He suddenly saw Jiang Qingyue's upper body lying flat on the stone, with one leg bent on the knee and the other leg raised very high, shaking Bai Nen's feet, and stroking his own leg curiously.

Ren Shuhan turned his head sharply.

"Brother?" Jiang Qingyue saw him turn back, and raised her chin to call him, "Look at my legs!"

Ren Shuhan: "...I saw it, put on your clothes quickly."

Jiang Qingyue was a little disappointed: "Is it not good-looking?"

Ren Shuhan's Adam's apple rolled up and down several times before he said, "It looks good, let's put it on."

Jiang Qingyue just sat up and dressed in a leisurely manner: "It's beautiful, why don't you take a second look?"

Ren Shuhan had a headache: "You forgive me, I forgive you today, but if you lie and take risks in the future, I will ignore you again."

"Oh." Jiang Qingyue didn't have any superfluous reaction, she had expected it to be like this in the end, she suddenly got up and jumped, took a big step towards Ren Shuhan, and said excitedly, "Are you shy? -what!"

He still couldn't walk, and fell.

Ren Shuhan's eyes were quick and he came to him quickly, picked him up and hugged him, and tied a bow to the strap of the nightgown.

Jiang Qingyue put her arms around his neck with ease, and asked sweetly, "What you poked at me just now was yours..."

"Don't talk about it!" Ren Shuhan is not a few months older than him, and now he is blushing, "You will find out later."

"I know now," Jiang Qingyue said proudly and hesitated, "but why are our organs so different?"

Ren Shuhan felt that he had experienced Hu Yang's collapse.

Don't make me remember again, I can't calm down!

"Baby, you spared me today, we still have a lot of things to do after we go back," Ren Shuhan tried to reason with him, "If you want to tell your parents what happened today, you also need to inform the people in the tribe, the two tribes. It takes a lot of negotiation, and my parents should be here tomorrow."

"Oh, okay, um, do you want to be the patriarch of the two tribes," Jiang Qingyue nodded obediently, "Am I going to see my father-in-law too, husband?"

Ren Shuhan felt that he was about to mature.

"Don't call so early... Forget it, don't put your legs around my waist yet."

"Oh." Jiang Qingyue was used to wrapping him with her tail, so she released her legs and was carried back by his princess.