In such a quiet moment of the night, Feng Can asked innocently, "Do you need it?" To cover up, it seems presumptuous.
Cheng Sunian's head hurts: "No need, thank you."
Cheng Sunian is like an immovable rock, beautiful in appearance, but smelly and hard tempered. He raised his chin, signaling Feng Can to turn off the light and go to sleep.
Feng Can obediently turned off the light, but felt that it was impossible to sleep.
"Why?" He said relentlessly, "Have you been abstinent, captain? Or... cough, that function is not very good?"
Cheng Sunian: "..."
No man likes to be misunderstood like this, but there is no need for Cheng Sunian to jump up and prove to Feng Can that "I can do it".
To be honest, Feng Can's energy is too strong, he has the courage and tenacity to pry up the whole earth, and he is not afraid of being rejected, but Cheng Sunian feels that it is a tiring process to keep rejecting people.
Cheng Sunian stopped talking.
Feng Can was left to dry for a few minutes and became a little wilted. After a while, he didn't know what to think, and suddenly said: "Captain, can I ask a question?"
"What?"
"I know you're not gay, so if I were a girl—nothing changes now except my gender, do you like me?"
"..."
In the darkness, Feng Can turned his head and looked eagerly at Cheng Sunian.
Cheng Sunian paused for a while without perfunctory, and thought about it seriously.
Frankly speaking, if Feng Can were a girl, he might like this one very much.
Appreciating the opposite sex that fits one's own aesthetics is instinctive. Even if Cheng Suinian aspires to be a single dog for the rest of his life, he has to admit that there is no straight man who can not be tempted by a pretty girl who is straightforward, enthusiastic, infatuated, and good at being coquettish and clingy.
"Like it."
But alas you are not. Before Cheng Su could say the second half of the sentence, Feng Can suddenly sat up from the bed, and almost pressed his whole body on top of him in a "flutter" motion—
"You really like me!" Feng Can raised his little tail and said proudly, "Look, you will like a girl with the same personality and qualifications, but you say you don't like me, what is the difference between me and 'her' ? Isn’t it just a biological difference? Is it really that important?”
"Of course." Cheng Sunian explained in the most understandable way, "There's a big difference. I can be hard on 'her', but I can't on you."
Feng Can: "..."
It doesn't matter if you are not hard, as long as I can be hard.
Feng Can swallowed this sentence secretly, and said solemnly: "Okay, then, if there are two people in front of you to choose from, one is me who meets all your mate selection requirements and only has gender conflicts, and the other is the one with the correct gender. , other girls who don't like you so much, who would you choose between me and her? Do you want to choose her to spend your life with you?"
"... I can choose neither."
"No, one must be chosen."
Feng Can lay on Cheng Sunian's body, with his chin resting on Cheng Sunian's heart, his posture was very obedient - it was because he was so obedient that he didn't show any aggressiveness, so he was not pushed away.
Feng Can continued to solicit votes for himself: "Captain, the person who can accompany you for the rest of your life must be someone you like and treats you well. I am perfectly qualified. If you are worried about obstacles in your life, we can overcome them together. Who said that a man has to sleep with a woman to have pleasure, look at the vast number of homosexuals, aren't they also very sexually blessed... "
Cheng Sunian choked for a moment: "Do you understand well?"
"I don't quite understand." In fact, Feng Can has been studying a lot recently, "We can work together to study together!"
"..."
Cheng Sunian didn't know whether to laugh or cry. After thinking for a while, he turned to the general and said: "The person who will accompany you for the rest of your life must be nice to you if you like it yourself? Then I don't meet your criteria for choosing a mate, so it's not suitable, and you will be unhappy. of."
Feng Can said: "The conditions for choosing a spouse are for those who have a choice, and I have no choice."
Cheng Sunian was confused for a moment, Feng Can said: "I hanged on your tree, I can't get down, if you don't want me, just throw me away."
"..."
The room was not completely dark enough, Feng Can lay pitifully on Cheng Su Nian's heart, his eyes were full of green waves, looking at it from this angle was particularly moving.
Cheng Sunian wondered, "Where to throw it?"
"Trash can." Feng Can pissed, "Isn't it garbage that no one wants? You throw me into the trash can at the door, and the cleaning aunt will take me out tomorrow morning, and you will completely solve me. No worries, bye."
Cheng Sunian: "..."
But after the angry words were finished, Feng Can still took the initiative to give in, and called out in a begging tone: "Captain."
"Yes." Cheng Su Nian responded.
Feng Can said: "Think about me, think about me, please."
The tone of his speech was like "You have pity on me", coupled with the drooping look, Cheng Suinian seemed to see a big low-minded puppy lying in his arms begging to be stroked.
Almost as a conditioned reflex, Cheng Suinian immediately raised his right hand and subconsciously touched Feng Can's head.
After touching it, he realized that this action was inappropriate. But it was too late to take back his hand, Feng Can grabbed his wrist and said pleasantly, "You agree?"
"No." Cheng Su Nian withdrew his hand calmly, maybe it was a bit embarrassing, he spoke more ruthlessly in order to cover up, "You are almost done, the more you act like a baby to me, the stronger my father's love will be , will never like you, understand?"
"..."
Feng Can was stunned, and was stimulated by the phrase "I will never like you". He almost only heard this sentence, and it took him a long time to digest Cheng Sunian's foreword and afterword.
"Then why do you like me?" Feng Can peeled off the big dog's skin, his eyes were red and his fangs were exposed, he hugged Cheng Sunian's neck tightly, and asked close, "Do you like me to be tougher?"
"..." Cheng Su Nian was almost breathless in his arms, the veins on his forehead twitched violently, "Can you be normal!"
Feng Can let go of his hand dejectedly, and leaned back on Cheng Sunian's heart, but this time he didn't use his chin, but pressed his forehead against it. He buried his head there, hiding his expression, and didn't speak for a while.
"..."
Cheng Sunian was suspicious, did he cry? Sure enough, he is a child, every reaction is sincere and unreserved, it seems that he will never learn the ease of adults, so that he is full of weaknesses and looks pitiful.
"You're almost ready." Cheng Sunian still said the same words, but in a much gentler tone than before. He stretched out his hand and raised Feng Can's face, "I'll think about it, although I may not think it through... I don't think it's very likely. But I don't plan to get married in the first place, and it doesn't matter if there are many people around me, as long as you don't always It's annoying me."
Cheng Sunian said it implicitly, with a tone of "you can make do with me, just have an extra pair of chopsticks", which is not very sincere, but Feng Can was dazzled by this huge surprise: "... What did you say? What did you say real?"
"Just think about it, I didn't promise you."
"Then why don't you think about it quickly?"
Being willing to think about it means that the pried stone has finally loosened. No matter what the result is, this matter itself is a considerable progress in relationship.
Feng Can was resurrected with full blood on the spot, so happy that he couldn't control it, he held Cheng Sunian's face with both hands, and kissed him "baa".
"..."
This kid is indeed a dog. Cheng Sunian was kissed with saliva, and he regretted it before he even started to think about it, but he is a man who keeps his word, "Give me some time, let me think about it carefully." (End of this chapter )