[Dou Sha Diary: Chengzi and the male tiger had a fight today. The reason is unknown. Chengzi looked so fierce, and the male tiger didn’t dare to reply.]It is the season of spring and flowers are blooming. In the middle of the night, the wild cats in the community are especially energetic when they howl in spring.
Wang Yincheng has been relatively free recently, so he comes back more frequently even if it is not weekend. After taking a bath at night, when he was lying on the bed reading a book, he heard the wild cat screaming at the top of his lungs, and casually said to himself: "Spring is indeed here."
After taking a shower, Liu Heng pushed the door open and walked in. He was naked at the top and wrapped in a big bath towel with nothing on underneath. He stretched out his long legs and ran onto the bed. He smelled of water vapor and lay next to Wang Yincheng. One arm said, Wang Yincheng was holding someone behind his shoulder. , the other hand roamed around Wang Yincheng's body stickyly.
Wang Yincheng was dressed neatly in pajamas, with a row of buttons in front of him. Liu Heng got into the clothes with his hands, and two buttons suddenly fell off.
Wang Yincheng put down his book, looked at Liu Heng expressionlessly under the bedside lamp, and said seriously: "Come out!"
Liu Heng looked sideways at Wang Yincheng. His hand was still in Wang Yincheng's clothes. Instead of coming out, he even put his hand in. Wang Yincheng held down Liu Heng's hand and said, "I still have books to read."
Liu Heng leaned against Wang Yincheng, his legs and hands entangled with Wang Yincheng at the same time. His long legs wrinkled Wang Yincheng's pure cotton pajamas, and his hands were writhing on Wang Yincheng's chest.
Wang Yincheng frowned. He really wanted to read more professional stuff. He never liked leaving what he should do today until tomorrow. Liu Heng was clinging to him right now, making it difficult for him to concentrate on reading.
"Look at yours, and I'll touch mine." Liu Heng has already entered a shameless state in the way of being a husband, and now he is running towards a shameless state.
Wang Yincheng was a little annoyed and pushed Liu Heng, with a particularly serious expression on his face: "I really want to read, I'll go to the study." He stood up.
Liu Heng pulled Wang Yincheng back, pinned him on the bed, and threw the book directly onto the chair next to the bed.
Liu Heng has been having a hard time restraining himself recently and can't control himself. It wasn't like this before. Wang Yincheng usually didn't come back on weekends. Liu Heng didn't think it was a problem on two or three weekends. He had a lot of things to do anyway. But when spring came this year, Liu Heng became like a cat, unable to control all kinds of discomforts.
Wang Yincheng came back suddenly today. When he took the key and opened the door, Liu Heng happened to come in from the balcony. The two looked at each other. Liu Heng was stunned for a moment and became hard immediately! !
Liu Heng was stronger than Wang Yincheng and suppressed Wang Yincheng so hard that he had no room to resist. Wang Yincheng bit Liu Heng angrily. Normally Liu Heng would have let go immediately, but today Liu Heng was acting like he had taken some medicine. The swelling is still uncomfortable and I can't control it no matter what.
As a result, Liu Heng was scolded the next morning.
Wang Yincheng slept very well last night. In the morning, Liu Heng made bean paste for breakfast and was taking back his clothes and throwing them on the sofa. Wang Yincheng rushed out of the room, grabbed the clothes still hanging on the hangers on the sofa and threw them at Liu Heng. Throwing it in the face, Liu Heng hurriedly dodged, so that the clothes hook did not hit Liu Heng's face.
Dou Sha was sitting at the table eating breakfast, with the bread in his mouth petrified.
Wang Yincheng didn't care about Douzha, he put his hands on the back of the sofa, hunched over slightly, pointed at Liu Heng's nose and cursed, then turned around and went back to the room, slamming the door behind him.
The half-eaten bread with red bean paste fell on the table, and he didn't have time to swallow it in his mouth. Liu Heng raised his eyes, and the father and son looked at each other at the same time. Dou Sha's eyes were full of doubts. Liu Heng looked away, thinking that he was really in trouble.
Wang Yincheng rarely gets angry. Even if there is friction between the two, Wang Yincheng tries his best to communicate with Liu Heng instead of arguing. But it is the first time that he threw a clothes hanger at Wang Yincheng's face without saying anything like today.
Douzha withdrew his gaze and ate breakfast in silence. He somehow remembered the keyboard in the storage room of the old house. He wished he had known it earlier and would not have thrown it away. Maybe he could use it today!
Of course Liu Heng didn't know what Douzha was thinking. If he knew, he would just pick up the kid and beat him.
Wang Yincheng became angry, so of course Liu Heng wanted to coax him.
After entering the room and closing the door, he found that Wang Yincheng was not there, but the door to the master bedroom bathroom was open, and there was a sound inside.
Liu Heng walked in doubtfully and found that Wang Yincheng had just pulled up his trousers and was tying his belt. Liu Heng's eyelids jumped, "What's wrong?"
Wang Yincheng was still angry and said directly: "Did you think it was a needle! Did the piston come directly!? Do you want me to do it again!!"
Liu Heng probably injured Wang Yincheng yesterday because he indulged himself and failed to control his strength properly. Liu Heng hurriedly walked over, and Wang Yincheng pushed Liu Heng away: "Get out of here."
Wang Yincheng walked out of the bathroom. Liu Heng saw that Wang Yincheng's walking posture was a little weird and said, "Show me."
Wang Yincheng ignored Liu Heng at all. He couldn't see the back, but when he got up in the morning, he could clearly feel the burning behind him.
It should be hemorrhoids, Wang Yincheng defined it for himself within his limited knowledge.
Dou Sha went to school by himself in the morning, and Liu Heng drove Wang Yincheng to the hospital. Wang Yincheng still looked bad and couldn't sit like that. Lying on his side made him feel uncomfortable.
Liu Heng took Wang Yincheng to a traditional Chinese medicine hospital with a well-known anorectal department. Liu Heng asked someone he knew to join the team and saw a chief physician.
It turned out that the chief physician was an aunt in her forties or fifties. When she saw Wang Yincheng walking in with a frown, her eyes lit up, and Liu Heng happened to see her. Liu Heng was quite speechless and could only comfort himself that he was lucky that he was not a fifty-year-old weird uncle whose eyes lit up when he saw Wang Yincheng!
The chief doctor asked Wang Yincheng to lie on his side on the bed. "Bend your knees and bring them to your chest. Come on, take off your pants yourself." The doctor put on a mask and rubber gloves and looked at Wang Yincheng's back.
Wang Yincheng had long been mentally prepared that he would have to take off his pants to see the anorectal department, regardless of whether he was a man or a woman!
Wang Yincheng lay on his side, moved his waist and pulled his pants open, revealing his white buttocks. The doctor pressed his gloves on the swollen area and said, "How many days have it been?"
Liu Hengdao: "One night."
The doctor glanced at Liu Heng, turned around and continued to press the swollen area, and said, "Prescribe some medicine. It's not a big problem and no surgery is needed." He paused and looked at Liu Heng: "Are you his boyfriend?" @ Liu Heng nodded.
The doctor took off his gloves and said: "Then you should be a little more restrained!! You are such stinky men! But you are so good at it and you still come with him. I have seen many people come alone, tsk tsk tsk, tsk tsk tsk, You enjoy it so much. Do you know how uncomfortable it is to have hemorrhoids? You can’t stand, lie down, or sit! It’s more troublesome than a woman’s visit!! These days, men who don’t accompany their boyfriends to see hemorrhoids and men who don’t accompany their girlfriends to see gynecologists It’s just as unreliable!” He said and went to the computer to prescribe medicine.
Liu Heng: "..."
Although the doctor was straightforward, he was on point. What he said made Liu Heng feel very uncomfortable. Wang Yincheng carefully sat up and pulled his pants. Liu Heng hurriedly went to help him. Because he was tall, he hugged Wang Yincheng and stood on the ground. , and helped Wang Yincheng pull up his pants.
The doctor secretly looked at the two grown men with his eyes. The corners of his mouth curled up for some reason, and he snorted in his heart. Did he know that they must be a couple
Liu Heng took the medicine and took Wang Yincheng back, and gave Wang Yincheng the medicine according to the doctor's instructions and instructions.
Western medicine should be taken three times a day, up to three pills, and Chinese medicine should be soaked twice a day. Take a small basin and pour half a bottle of prepared Chinese medicine into it, dilute it according to a certain ratio, and take a sitz bath for fifteen minutes.
When Wang Yincheng was taking a sitz bath in the bathroom, Liu Heng was also squatting and watching. Wang Yincheng raised his eyes and looked at Liu Heng: "What are you squatting for?"
Liu Heng felt guilty and blamed himself, and touched his wrist, "I... I'm afraid that you will be lonely squatting alone."
Wang Yincheng: "Get out of here."
Liu Heng said hurriedly: "I couldn't control it last night. I won't do it next time!"
"roll!"
"Really, forgive me!"
"roll!"
Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng were just squatting in the bathroom, talking to each other. Wang Yincheng didn't look good, and Liu Heng just licked his face and said nice things.
A week later, Wang Yincheng completely recovered, and Liu Heng dared to ask: "Was I so out of control that day?!"
Wang Yincheng said: "Oh, I ate fish head with chopped pepper and spicy chicken for three days in school."
Liu Heng: "..."
Couple life notepad (2)
[Dousha: Recently, a girl named XXX in our class wrote me a love letter. Ye Fei said that girl was very beautiful and asked me to agree, but I didn’t think that girl was as good-looking as Big Orange, so I didn’t agree. I feel that no matter what I do, my taste cannot be worse than that of a male tiger. My future wife will definitely be prettier than Big Orange, or at least as good-looking as Big Orange!]Dousha's grades have dropped sharply recently. She is a little distracted in class and has been named and criticized several times by the teacher.
Dou Sha didn't take it seriously, and he didn't take the drop in grades to heart. He could do everything he should know anyway, he just didn't want to take the exam a little bit.
Teacher Gong called Douzha over to have a heart-to-heart talk, but it was no use, and then called Wang Yincheng directly.
After Wang Yincheng went back, he had a very serious talk with Douzha about being distracted in class. Douzha stood in front of Wang Yincheng with his hands behind his back. At first, he stood still, but then his body became as soft as plasticine and fell towards Wang Yincheng. He leaned on me and started to act coquettishly and cutely, even humming!
"Stand still!" Wang Yincheng looked at Douzha seriously.
Dou Sha twisted and leaned against Wang Yincheng, reluctantly straightened up, raised her neck to glance at Wang Yincheng, blinked, and then leaned against Wang Yincheng again.
Wang Yincheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he simply let Douzha lean against his legs, and his voice softened, saying: "Dousha's grades have dropped recently, and the teachers have come to talk to me."
The red bean paste has always been like this, he is soft to Big Orange but not hard, and he is tough to Liu Heng but not soft. Wang Yincheng softened his tone, and the bean paste told him honestly.
"Oh, girls have been writing to me lately. I read too many and get distracted."
Wang Yincheng was in a mess, and Dou Sha was only in the second grade of elementary school! When I was in school, I was in the second grade and played games hand in hand with girls. Don’t be too naive! Today’s children have matured prematurely!
Douzha went to look through her schoolbag and stuffed more than a dozen letters into Wang Yincheng's hands. Wang Yincheng opened the envelope -
Liu Xu: Hello, I am XX from Class 4, Grade 3. I think you are good-looking and have good grades. Let’s be friends.
Liu Ji: My name is XX. I am the beauty of our class. I can dance, draw and wash socks. Let’s be friends.
Wang Yincheng: "..."
After Liu Heng came back and listened to Wang Yincheng's talk about Douzha, he went to the study to talk to Douzha.
At that time, Douzha was using her cell phone to send text messages to Ye Fei and Liu Ji. When she saw Liu Heng push the door open and come in, she quickly stuffed her cell phone under the book and looked up at Liu Heng in a serious manner.
Liu Heng had already seen it, "Take it out."
Dou Sha thought for a while and felt that he could not beat the male tiger father. A man who knows the current affairs is a hero. He wanted to be a smart person, so he took out his mobile phone.
There were only a few text messages in my inbox.
Ye Fei has two pieces—
"That third class monitor is really good-looking, give it to me!"
"Actually, XX in the third grade is also pretty, and she has good grades. I like her long hair, so give it to me!"
Liu Ji—
"I think XXX is prettier than XX, but isn't it bad to be friends now?!"
Liu Heng twitched the corner of his mouth, what would he do all day long if he didn't go to school? ! He suddenly had the urge to beat up Douzha.
Liu Heng threw the phone back on the table and stared at Dou Sha. Dou Sha saw at a glance that Liu Heng wanted to beat him, so he stood up and rushed out of the study, shouting as he ran: "Big Orange! Dad is going to beat me!!"