He started the action the next day. After many inquiries in the school, I learned that Zhu Hui used to tutor a fool who was the tenth lowest in the whole grade into a genius who was the tenth highest in the whole grade. This incident caused trouble in the school at the time. A small sensation.
Yang Qianfan grabbed his chin and pondered in his heart, and thought to himself that it is better to apply to the school for Zhu Hui to help him with his homework, so that he would have the opportunity to have close contact with her? He thought about it, and immediately ran to the teaching office to show the dean of Zhu Hui’s wish to help him with his homework. When the dean heard this, tears filled his eyes. The prodigal son turned his head back and didn’t change his money. Now the troubled teenagers of the past are finally going to be reformed Faced, I learned hard to be a new man, and without saying a word, he agreed to his request.
After school in the afternoon, because he was afraid that his classmates would know that Zhu Hui would come to help him with his homework, he would forcibly drive away all the students in the class for the sake of face. He was relieved when he was the only one left in the class. Boldly raising Erlang's legs and humming Jay Chou's song, he was alone in the empty classroom while reading the newspaper leisurely, while waiting for Zhu Hui to bite the bait and get the bait.
It didn't take long before he heard someone knock on the door. He put down the newspaper and looked up, and it turned out that it was Zhu Hui, the short winter melon. She was carrying a schoolbag and holding a few books in her arms, and she was standing outside the door and looking into the classroom curiously. When Zhu Hui saw Yang Qianfan sitting in the last row in the classroom, she was naturally surprised, and asked in confusion, "What a coincidence! Why are you here?"
"Yes, it's a coincidence, how could I be here." Yang Qianfan smiled hippiely at her, his expression of surprise was portrayed so vividly and vividly.
After Zhu Hui heard this, she smiled without answering or thinking, blushing, she walked into the classroom, put a few books in her arms on the podium, and said: "Today at noon, the teaching director suddenly ran into my class. She told me that I would go to the second grade (1) class to tutor a classmate’s homework after school in the afternoon, but she hurried away before telling the classmate’s name, so I still don’t know who that classmate is. , I don’t know if he is a male or female.” She said something suddenly, and then asked Yang Qianfan curiously: “Oh, by the way, what are you doing here?”
"Waiting for you!"
"Wait for me?" Zhu Hui pointed at herself, still not understanding.
Yang Qianfan couldn't help but feel happy seeing her dumbfounded, and said:
"I am the student who is waiting for your tutoring."
"Oh, it's you!" Zhu Hui pointed at him in surprise, surprised.
"Yes, it's surprising!" Yang Qianfan smiled at her slightly, and couldn't help but discharge her eyes.
"Yes... There was such a little accident." Zhu Hui lowered her head shyly, her face flushed.
"I heard that your grades are very good!" Yang Qianfan raised her eyebrows lightly, with disdain.
"Yes, I did very well, but I didn't get the first place in the whole year." Zhu Hui laughed and laughed at herself, then picked up the book and walked towards Yang Qianfan who was sitting in the last row.
When Yang Qianfan heard this, she couldn't help being amused by her self-deprecation, and asked curiously:
"What are your hobbies?"
"There are many! For example, playing the violin, reading books, playing table tennis, etc." Zhu Hui said, putting a few books in her arms on the desk next to him, and then sitting on his Around.
"Oh, it turns out that your interest is so rich in content!"
"Yes, but I don't think my interest will feel that I am very implicit."
"why?"
"Because I can only play a three-string violin, read pirated books with typos, and play table tennis without a racket." Zhu Hui said, blinking her big lovely eyes.
When Yang Qianfan heard her humorous explanation, he couldn't help laughing, and asked: "Do you usually speak with such humor?"
"NO, this is not called humor, this is called optimism."
"In your eyes can all the shortcomings become advantages?"
"As long as you think so, nothing can't be changed."
"Including your height?" Yang Qianfan looked at her with interest, with a hint of sarcasm in his eyes.
In the face of his provocation, Zhu Hui did not get angry, and shot back at him: "Although the question you are asking now is very impolite, I will happily regard your ignorance as your honesty. "Speaking, she raised her eyebrows at Yang Qianfan triumphantly, showing a smile with a glimpse of Huifeng.
"You're so funny, I believe you must be glad you are short now, right?" Yang Qianfan was also not angry, and the elegant smile still hung on his face. At this moment, he thought of something and pretended to be Perplexed, on the basis of the previous question, he added: "Oh, yes, I almost forgot, do you have 1.6 meters?"
Although his provocation at this time became more serious, Zhu Hui still responded calmly, smiled calmly at him, and replied: "Thank you for your concern, but I guess my height will disappoint you because I'm about 1.6 meters away. The number that makes people feel inferior is still 0.06 m. As you said, I am indeed glad that I am not tall, at least standing with you, I will unconsciously produce a kind of superior pride sense."
"Really? How can you see it?"
"At least I raise my head every day to be a human being. I speak with people with confidence. I can see the sky, the sun and the moon. It’s not like you face the loess with your back to the sky every day, as if you have made some unforgiving mistakes, lowering your head to communicate with others. , Don’t you feel very low self-esteem when you stand with me?” She said, groaning at him, shaking her head and adding: “Alas! I sympathize with you for living such a low life every day. "
"Okay, okay, okay..." Yang Qianfan smiled and applauded her repeatedly, and looked at her with playful eyes: "For your wonderful explanation just now, if it is the former me, I guess I am early now. I will give you an unforgettable fist education."
"Really? The Buddhist school has a cloud,'every evil is rewarded, smile when the cloud rises', Idon'tcare, it's not a big deal, I will accept it." Zhu Hui said in a calm and detached world. Besides, with a fearless look, spread both hands and smiled triumphantly at him.
"Now I finally understand why you are so unpopular in school." Yang Qianfan smiled and opened the first page of the book to look at it, raised his head, and said casually: "Someone told me about your bones before. Very hard, but when I saw you today, I think your mouth is harder than your bones."
"Nonsense, the hardest bones in the world also need to be gnawed through the mouth." Zhu Hui turned the English textbook to Lesson 7, smiled, and said: "Now I'm going to start gnawing on the bones. Let's get back to business. Read the seven lessons aloud and let me hear if your pronunciation is accurate."
Although Yang Qianfan was holding back his stomach, in order to let his conspiracy succeed as soon as possible, he still swallowed his words and spent nearly 20 minutes to finish reading a text that was not too long. "
"Yeah! Yes, yes, at least the sound of one word was read correctly." Zhu Hui smiled and nodded boasting, but there was mockery in her eyes.
Yang Qianfan heard her compliment and felt like hail smashed the car window glass. He was so angry that he closed the book in his hand and slammed it onto the desk. He said impatiently, "You are boasting. me?"
"No, you are not qualified to get my compliment now, I'm just encouraging you, so you have to cheer!" Zhu Hui sneered at him, erected the book, and said: "Okay, now you listen to me read it again, After I finish reading, you are comparing what I have read with you, and talk about your views." After the words, she began to read aloud.
After she finished reading the text quickly and fluently, she put down the book and asked Yang Qianfan how she felt after reading it.
"Are you a starling? Your tongue has been cut, so it's shorter than an ordinary tongue, isn't it? It reads yin and yang strangely." Yang Qianfan shrugged and rolled her eyes at her, with a strong sense of disdain.
But Zhu Hui was not to be outdone, and sneered at each other:
"Are you Dog? Your tongue is always stretched out so long, you are hot! Read it like a dog!"
"You—" Yang Qianfan was furious, jumped up, trembling all over, pointed at her, full of you, yours, and couldn't squeeze a complete sentence for a long time.
"Oh! Seeing you are so angry right now, sticking out your tongue to dissipate heat, I won't mind your breath affecting the air index." Seeing him furiously, Zhu Hui hummed coldly at him, her eyebrows and eyes were smug. look.
Although Yang Qianfan was furious with Zhu Hui, he still tried to suppress the fire, keep his head clear, and study the plan to make her embarrassed next.
Seeing that the text had been read, Zhu Hui began to ask him to recite the words of Lesson 7 and said that he would dictate after he finished recitation. Yang Qianfan is so angry at this time, there is no word in his mind, what he is thinking now is how to deal with this nasty short winter melon. Although he hated Zhu Hui deeply, he was unwilling to slap her to death because it would appear that he was not wise enough. At this moment, he suddenly thought of Zhu Hui's name, "Zhu Hui" was equivalent to "Pig Club", he thought about it, and the inspiration came, so he took out a blank note from the drawer and wrote on it: " Miss Zhuhui, you are the most beautiful sow I have ever seen in the world." After writing, he gave her a weird smile like a conspiracy, and then folded the piece of paper without making a sound. Pass it to her.
Zhu Hui opened the note and looked at it. She didn't say anything. She just smiled at him, lifted the pen and wrote on the reverse side of the paper: "Mr. Yang Qianfan, you are the stupidest male goat I have ever seen in the world. "After writing, I folded it again and handed it back.
Yang Qianfan opened it and took a look. He couldn't help being furious, and shouted: "Hey, what do you mean, anyhow I praise you for your beauty, why are you hurting me and calling me stupid?"
When Zhu Hui heard this, she couldn't help laughing, and said to him slowly and thoughtfully: "First, you didn't praise me for being beautiful, because I am not P--I--G. Second, you said that a male goat Thinking I would praise him for being handsome, isn't this male goat still stupid?"
"Wait, what do you mean by the phrase'Ass love chicken' just now!" Yang Qianfan interrupted her suddenly and asked nonchalantly.
"P--I--G is a pig! What's so strange." Zhu Hui frowned and looked at him, somewhat puzzled.
"What are you talking about? Pigs love chickens? I heard it for the first time." Yang Qianfan pretended to mock her and shook his head.
"Pigs are not P--I--G, what is that?" Zhu Hui was even more confused.
"Pig is P--U--G, you should study hard, and don't make any more mistakes in the future, so as not to make jokes in front of others."
"It's strange, the pig is clearly P--I--G, how could it be P--U--G!" Zhu Hui said firmly, insisting that she was right.
"The pig is U."
"The pig is I."
"The pig is You—"
"Pig is I—"
"You—"
"I—"
…
Yang Qianfan saw that she blushed and her neck was thick. She didn't know if she had been fooled. He couldn't help but laughed and said, "Well, I know you are a pig, so you don't need to explain to me."
When Zhu Hui heard this, it suddenly dawned on him that he had been arguing for a long time just now, but he had been tricked. Suddenly, her face flushed red, and she was annoyed, blundered, and blundered in her heart, and even admitted that she was a pig.
After a while, Zhu Hui began to report for dictation. She reported Chinese and asked Yang Qianfan to write English in her notebook. She reported more than a dozen words in a row, and Yang Qianfan actually wrote very smoothly, almost never encountered a word he couldn't write. Zhu Hui was very suspicious when she saw this, so she took his notebook over and looked at her. She became angry and shouted at him: "I want you to write English words instead of Chinese pinyin." She said. He raised the pen angrily, and showed him the words he had just reported one by one in his notebook.
"Yeah, how can I be so stupid, I can't write the words that pig (Zhu) can write (Hui)." Yang Qianfan pretended to be a self-blame, but he was secretly accusing Zhu Hui of being a pig. .
Seeing that he took the opportunity to call her a pig again, Zhu Hui couldn't think of a countermeasure for a long while, so she stared at him with a silent sneer.
After an hour and a half, the sun was already halfway down, and the setting sun shone into the classroom. The blood-red afterglow shined through the window glass, and the whole classroom was brightened. Today this special tutoring class is over, but Yang Qianfan is still The meaning is still unfinished. Although this tutorial did not teach him anything, it was the first time he truly felt that it was such an interesting thing to compete with others with wisdom instead of violence. He couldn't help but start looking forward to tomorrow. Hui's counseling, hope that tomorrow she can use her happiness to bring him more laughter. After that, the two went out of school together. When parting, Yang Qianfan didn't forget to tease her. He smiled wickedly and told her: "Although the pig’s eyes are very big, I heard that the pig’s eyesight is not very good. So you must be careful when walking on the road, and don’t hit the van as if it were of the same kind."
After hearing this, Zhu Hui responded with wit:
"Although the horns of male goats are very long, I heard that male goats have a bad temper, so you must restrain your emotions, don't cause trouble on the road, and more importantly, don't treat the police station as a sheep. Circle, one head drilled in."
After speaking, the two of them stared at each other at the same time, smiled and turned their heads to go home.