Another three days passed, and Zhu Hui still did not come to school. Rumors about Zhu Hui’s death in the school have intensified these days. Yang Qianfan can’t help but feel funny when he hears these fictional rumors, because he just visited her house yesterday. I clawed outside the window of her house and saw that she was already able to get out of bed and had a good taste. I ate a greasy fat chicken leg. Zhu Hui is clearly living well. This group of people must be so boring, gloating and making inferences, spreading these false rumors everywhere, the purpose is to cater to the vicious curiosity of some people in the school.
This morning, the sky was exceptionally clear, and the sun surrounded a circle of colorful halos, and the sun was so warm. There are a few lazy clouds floating in the sky. The edges of the clouds are trimmed smoothly, and the texture is soft and delicate like feathers, which has the fluffy beauty that is popular nowadays.
Yang Qianfan didn't know what he had eaten in the morning and broke his stomach, and the inside of his stomach rang like waves. As soon as he stepped into the school door, he stroked his stomach and rushed into the toilet. As soon as he stepped into the toilet, a stinking odor came to his nose. He could not stop the stinky offensive. He instinctively retired from the toilet with his mouth and nose and stood outside the door for a long time, even the stomach was overnight. The meal is almost vomiting. Because of the maintenance of the water pipes in the school yesterday, the water was stopped for a day, and the toilet was inevitably full of gold. The flies seemed to get rich overnight, swimming in the toilet, reluctant to think about it.
Yang Qianfan's stomach hurts so uncomfortably. After hesitating for a while, he decided to endure the humiliation and solve the problem. He pinched his nose, closed his eyes, and flushed the toilet with one end to increase the income of the flies. It wasn't until the wind calmed down in his stomach that he opened his eyebrows and let out a sigh of relief. As soon as he lifted his pants, he heard someone singing in the women's bathroom next door, singing the "Children's Group Song" that even children don't sing now.
"Are you ready? Always be prepared, we are the Chinese Communist Children's Group, and the future host must be us, tick tee tee tee tee tee tee tee..."
When Yang Qianfan heard this song sung in the toilet, he was a little bit dumbfounded and muttered to himself, what age is there, there are people singing such a mentally handicapped song, and the person who sings this song must be an imbecile. He hummed coldly as he walked out of the men's bathroom, and ran into Zhu Hui who was walking out of the opposite women's bathroom. She was holding a bucket and a mop in her hand, as if she had just cleaned the toilet.
"When the enemy meets, they are extremely jealous." When Zhu Hui saw Yang Qianfan, her heartbeat seemed to miss a beat, the singing stopped abruptly, and a face stretched longer than that of a camel. Yang Qianfan was delighted to see Zhu Hui forgotten, and he didn't think the gold in the toilet smelled so much.
"What a coincidence! You finally came to school today." Yang Qianfan smiled awkwardly at her.
"What a bad luck! I ran into you as soon as I came today. It's really unlucky." Zhu Hui sneered at him.
"Hey! Did it make you unlucky to see me?" Yang Qianfan couldn't help but feel anxious when she saw her clutching that stinky face.
"Yeah! Cleaning the toilet just now only affected my sense of smell. Now that I see you, even my sense of smell is affected."
"What do you mean?" Yang Qianfan jumped up violently.
"I said that you are very disgusting, idiot." Zhu Hui glared at him, twisting the bucket and mop and turning around to leave.
"You come back to me." Seeing her arrogant appearance, Yang Qianfan was so angry that he could not wait to tear down her bones one by one and grind them into powder.
"What do you want to do?" Zhu Hui turned her head and asked quietly.
"You are anxious to leave before you finish your work!"
"Who said I haven't finished it, do you want to check in the women's toilet?"
"I'm talking about the men's room. Didn't you see the flies in the men's room opening the party?"
"Yes! The flies in the men's room are opening a party, why don't you participate in it as a fellow?"
"Zhu Hui, I warn you not to be too arrogant, don't think that if the tiger doesn't send cats, you will treat me as critically ill."
"Huh?" Zhu Hui couldn't help being stunned when he heard this.
"I... I mean tigers don't... don't get sick..."
"It's a tiger that doesn't show off!" Zhu Hui couldn't bear his stupid appearance anymore, and shouted at him: "I knew you were stupid, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid. Just--, talking to you is almost impossible. It’s insulting my IQ."
"what did you say?"
"Listen to me clearly, I don't want to spend my time here playing the piano, idiot."
"Call me an idiot?" Yang Qianfan pointed to his nose, and was so angry that she would not even recognize his parents, and raised his hand to hit her.
"What? Do you still want to hit me? I'm so scared!" Zhu Hui pretended to be afraid of him, her eyes drenched, and then threatened him: "You yell at me again, be careful of me Take a fly swatter to slap you and your group of brothers who are ****ing to death, and then dial 120 to say that you are critically ill, and gracefully send you into the coffin for immortality." She finished speaking, while he was unprepared, lifted it up. The kick was just a kick at him, and then he ran away in a hurry.
Yang Qianfan reflexively lifted his leg like a horse raising his hoof, comforting the place where Zhu Hui had kicked his leg. He grinned and moaned for a while, and yelled at Zhu Hui who had run away: "Zhu Hui, you This damn short winter melon, if I don’t kill you, I won’t have my surname Yang."
At noon, after Zhu Hui and Tang Xiaohui finished their lunch, they felt that the weather was good, so they wanted to bask in the sun and take a walk on the school playground. The two of them had just walked near the basketball court, and a group of tall, sturdy boys were walking toward them head-on. This group of people looked like they had just finished playing basketball. All of them were disheveled and sweaty. Yang Qianfan was among the group of people. Seeing Zhu Hui, he couldn't help but become interested and thought to himself, "It's not that friends don’t get together," Finally caught the opportunity to avenge the morning's revenge." He thought, turning his head and muttering a few words casually to the people around him, the group of people suddenly stood side by side in a "one" shape, forming a group of people. An unbreakable wall of people just blocked their way.
"Xiaohui, I think we should change our way!" Tang Xiaohui couldn't help feeling a little flustered when he saw this group of people being malicious and aggressive.
"What are you afraid of? This road is not theirs. Why should we change the road? I don't believe it. He dared to do anything to me in school." Zhu Hui said stubbornly.
"They are so crowded and powerful, we are weak and we can't beat them." Tang Xiaohui said, pulling her back.
"What are you doing!" Zhu Hui shook off Tang Xiaohui's hand and solemnly said to him: "Listen, I'm going to walk over to the big playground to bask in the sun right now." She pretended to be innocent, went to the meeting alone, and walked sternly towards the group of people.
Seeing Zhu Huiguo really hit the stone with a pebble, Yang Qianfan single-handedly walked up to him and couldn't help but laugh loosely at her. He admired and sympathized with her for her bravery, and said contemptuously: "A good dog doesn't stand in the way, and those who are aware will get out."
"Who doesn't want a good dog to stand in the way?" Zhu Hui asked with a dazed expression on her face.
"A good dog wants you not to stand in the way." Yang Qianfan bent down, stared at her, and pointed at her fiercely.
"Oh, it turns out that a good dog wants me not to stand in the way!" Zhu Hui pretended to be suddenly enlightened, raised her eyebrows at him and laughed at him as stupid.
When the people around heard their conversation, they couldn't help but lower their heads and smile. Yang Qianfan was furious when he saw that he had been rectified. He grabbed Zhu Hui’s clothes and lifted her up. Zhu Hui’s two legs were suspended in mid-air for a while, “You’re not The brain guy, let me go, if I have a low IQ, he will only use violence."
"The brain is gone, where is the IQ!" Yang Qianfan narrowed his eyes, with a frivolous smile on his face.
"You... what do you want to do? This is the school, you low IQ rascal." Zhu Hui yelled at him while struggling in his hands.
"Yes, I am a hooligan, do you know what is the biggest characteristic of a hooligan?"
"What is it?"
"It's nasty! Stupid."
"You... what do you want to do?"
"I don't want to do anything, just want to strip your clothes off and throw them on the tree for exhibition."
"This is the school, dare you—"
"Yeah, this is the school. How can such an exciting game be played in the school? Or, let's change the way of playing." Yang Qianfan put her down with a wicked smile and flew at her with no regrets. Asked kindly: "Do you know how to play basketball?"
"What will happen? What will not happen?"
"No, I will teach you, yes, I want to learn from you."
"You... how do you want to compare?"
"It's very simple, think of you as a basketball and shoot into the basket."
When Zhu Hui heard it, she was so frightened that she took a few steps back and stammered: "You...Although you are very tall, you won't throw me into the basket by myself."
"You're right. I haven't really tried to put people into the basket like a basketball in the past, and I don't know if I can do it, but one person told me that he once put an idiot into the basket. ."
"Who—?" Zhu Hui asked tremblingly, feeling hairy in her heart.
Yang Qianfan smiled and took a step closer to her, pointed at the person standing behind her with joy, and said, "It's him."
When Zhu Hui heard it, her ears became numb and her heart was pounding, and she immediately felt a strong shock wave rushing towards her behind her. She swallowed hard and moved slowly like a rusty robot. When she looked back, my God, behind her stood a mountain-like giant, the man was at least 2 meters tall, on his head. The vegetation is not growing, it is as bright as a bowling ball.
"You... what do you want to do?" When Zhu Hui saw the man, her feet were so scared that she instinctively turned her head and slipped.
"Come back, what are you running?" Yang Qianfan saw her running, stretched out her hand, hooked her back collar with one finger, and caught her without any effort.
"Let go of me, I won't play anymore." Zhu Hui closed her eyes tightly in fright, yelling indiscriminately, tears not living in her eyes.
"Why don't you play! Don't worry, it's fun." Yang Qianfan said, winking at the man. After the person understood, he twisted Zhu Hui and quickly screwed her onto the basketball court less than ten steps away. He lifted her and quickly shot her into the basket. The entire shooting process It hasn't used five seconds yet.
When Zhu Hui opened her eyes, she realized that she was sitting in the basketball hoop and couldn't get off.
"Let me down, let me down, you idiots." Zhu Hui sat on the basket like a gecko, holding the backboard tightly with both hands, fearing that she would fall and break, so she cried loudly on it. call.
"It's okay to let you down. Call me three times'Heroes for mercy', and I'll let you down." Yang Qianfan stood under the basket with his hands on his hips, said majestic triumphantly.
"You stupid billy goat, you want me to tell you heroes to wait until you are born in the next life." Zhu Hui sat on the basket and still had no mercy.
"You—" Yang Qianfan was angry with the blue veins on his head. He picked up an unknown rotten fruit from the ground and threw it at Zhu Hui, cursing: "Go and die! See who will come to save you. "
"Go and die! I must tell the teacher, tell the principal, and tell your parents that you are bullying your classmates at school."
"Go and tell! You call it a little meter, you will only make a small report behind people, you stupid pig." Yang Qianfan coldly snorted at her nonchalantly, dropped her, turned and walked with his brothers. Up.
"You hateful male goat, eating grass and choking you to death." Zhu Hui saw that he really left him alone, and was so angry that he sat in the basket, took off one of his shoes, and threw it at Yang Qianfan. Leaning on the ground and hitting his head, his mouth continued to curse.
Yang Qianfan clutched her head that was hurt by her, turned her head back and gave her a fierce look, threw her shoe back, cursed "you go to death", then turned and walked away.
Tang Xiaohui saw that Yang Qianfan's group had gone far, so he dared to run over, stood under the basket, and asked Zhu Hui with concern: "Are you okay?"
"You see, how can I be okay in this way, you quickly find a way to save me." Zhu Hui yelled at him impatiently.
"I told you just now, don't go head-to-head with them, but you won't listen, you are at a loss now!" Tang Xiaohui sighed and accused her.
"Okay, I see, you quickly find a way to find a ladder and let me go down. It's embarrassing to sit on it!" Zhu Hui saw that more and more people came to watch and pointed at her curiously. , I couldn't help covering my face in embarrassment and dare not see anyone.
Tang Xiaohui spent a lot of effort to speak nicely before borrowing a long ladder from the old man in the gatekeeper of the school gatekeeper, which saved Zhu Hui from the basketball hoop safely.
At noon the next day, it was time for lunch again. Zhu Hui and Tang Xiaohui seemed to be very unlucky. As soon as they entered the canteen, they ran into Yang Qianfan and his group of friends, friends, sitting together for lunch. Tang Xiaohui pulled at the corner of Zhu Hui's clothes to remind her not to make trouble again. After Zhu Hui understood, she obeyed him, pretending not to see them, walked past them, and went to the reception window to have a meal.
Yang Qianfan saw how Zhu Hui let her go so lightly. He secretly brewed in his heart and made a plan to make a move towards the brothers who were sitting next to him for a meal, meaning that they would get their heads together for a small meeting. He whispered to the fat man He Feng who was sitting across from him: "After a while, when the short winter melon passes by you, you quietly stretched your leg to her feet and tripped her, understand?"
"Oh, I understand, I understand." He Feng immediately understood, raised his thumb to Yang Qianfan, repeatedly praised him for his excellent measurement, and said with a wicked smile: "You want her to eat this meal on the ground, ha... , Miao Miao Miao." After speaking, the people around also followed the Yin and Yang and laughed weirdly.
Zhu Hui was holding a box of lunch in her left hand and a box of vegetables in her right hand, and walked towards them as she wished. Seeing that she was getting closer and closer to herself, Yang Qianfan couldn't help clapping her hands and applauded in her heart, looking forward to watching. When she wrestled, she fell to the ground with five bodies, and was embarrassed when she bowed her head to him.
Zhu Hui holding rice and vegetables in both hands, just walked to He Feng's side, He Feng really stretched out his leg to her, but Zhu Hui was sensitive enough, just as soon as he lifted his left foot, he happened to step on the one where He Feng was lying under her feet. On the leg, He Feng was stepped on by her, and screamed with a grin, so pain that he immediately retracted his leg. The moment he shrank his leg, he stumbled on Zhu Hui’s other foot. Zhu Hui's weight was suddenly unstable. The box of vegetables covered the face of Yang Qianfan who was sitting opposite He Feng.
When the people around saw this unexpected scene, they all looked at Yang Qianfan dumbfounded, and couldn't help laughing.
Zhu Hui hurriedly withdrew her hand and looked at the lunch box in her hand. Except for a little soy sauce and water stubbornly stuck on it, everything else in the lunch box was as she wished, firmly attached to Yang Qianfan's face. And body.
"Sorry! Two dizziness and one vegetarian, the taste should be very good, right!" Zhu Hui asked him strangely.
Yang Qianfan was trembling with anger. She wanted to fix her, but she didn't expect to be repaired. He panted heavily, stretched out his hand to wipe off the vegetables on his face, stood up and squeezed his fist to fix her, and snarled at her loudly: "Zhu Hui—"
Seeing his eyes flushed with anger, Zhu Hui raised his fist to beat her. Anxiously, she waved behind Yang Qianfan and smiled excitedly: "Li Lingfei, what a coincidence! Yang Qianfan is here."
Yang Qianfan was shocked when he heard that Li Lingfei was coming. He instinctively looked back, but after watching for a long time, he didn't even see Li Lingfei's ghost. When he turned his head back, Zhu Hui had already taken a detour.
"******, dare to play with me." Yang Qianfan was so angry that he disregarded his image, rushed out of the canteen and ran after Zhu Hui, but when he chased the big flower bed next to the canteen, Zhu Hui disappeared inexplicably. He couldn't help but cursed at the sky: "I didn't expect this short winter melon to run so fast, even if you run to the end of the world, I will catch you and smash you into pieces." He yelled and looked around angrily. Look, I saw two girls in school uniforms sitting on the benches, reading the newspaper leisurely. He wanted to come forward to inquire about Zhu Hui's whereabouts, but he was afraid of being misunderstood, so he didn't bother to inquire, and ran towards the school playground.
At this moment, Zhu Hui, who was sitting on the bench, put down the newspaper that was used to cover people's eyes and sneered at Yang Qianfan, who had run away, and sneered: "Too stupid to death, you can't catch me even sitting next to you, and she hopes to run to the end of the world. Go catch me and be careful to exhaust you." She said, stood up proudly, patted her butt, and returned the newspaper in her hand to the girl who was sitting next to her in school uniform, and thanked her. , I stretched happily, very comfortable.
At this time, Tang Xiaohui ran out to see her safe and sound, and then he breathed a sigh of relief and complained: "You almost scared me to death. I told you that if you don't mess with him, why do you always refuse to listen?"
"Please, it's not me who provoke him, he provoke me." Zhu Hui thought of the stupid Yang Qianfan she had made just now, so she couldn't help showing off in front of Tang Xiaohui, and said: "You didn't see that man just now. How embarrassed the goat, his face full of pig liver and fat intestines, he thought he was clever, but he was stupid to death, I was sitting next to him, he didn't even see me, his face was almost full of smallpox, this is probably food The difference between a herbivore and a carnivore." He said, laughing triumphantly at Tang Xiaohui. But Tang Xiaohui didn't smile after hearing it. On the contrary, his face became more ugly, and he blinked at her awkwardly.
"What's wrong with you, is there sand in your eyes?" Zhu Hui looked at him strangely and asked curiously.
"He didn't get sand in his eyes, he was winking at you because he saw me! Fool." Yang Qianfan suddenly appeared behind her and said in a strange tone.
Zhu Hui was shocked and didn't dare to look back, pretending to be nothing, and smiled: "Oh! The principal asked me to wait for him here, why hasn't he come yet?"
Seeing that she was still talking nonsense here, Yang Qianfan repeated the trick and used the principal to scare him, even more angry. He grabbed her by the shoulder and pulled her over to stand face to face with him. He bowed, gritted his teeth and winked at her and said, "Do you think I'm a fool? Use the principal to scare me, you think I really eat grass!"
"I... I didn't lie to you, the principal really... really wanted me to wait for him here." Zhu Hui saw Yang Qianfan pressing harder every step of the way, scared like a quail leaving the nest, backing back and forth.
"Principal, I'm so scared!" Yang Qianfan pretended to be scared and patted his chest, suddenly staring at her, and then roared at her fiercely: "Do you think I'm really afraid of the old bald donkey of the principal?" Tell you, I once beat that old bald donkey to the ground and begged me for mercy and called my grandpa."
"Really?" Zhu Hui smiled bitterly, stretched out her fingers fearfully, pointed behind him, and whispered: "But the principal is standing behind you now!"
"Oh-, is it?" Yang Qianfan laughed exaggeratedly when he heard it, and said unbelief, "Even if he is standing in front of me now, what can he do to me? Tell you, don't say a cow. Pi, even if it is ten cows, I still won't put it in my eyes." As soon as his voice fell, he heard two bangs, and there was a sharp pain in the back of his head.
"******, who fired at me from behind?" Yang Qianfan held his head, turned around angrily and cursed.
"It's me, the one who called your grandpa."
Yang Qianfan lowered his head to see that Headmaster Niu was standing in front of him angrily with his feet on his hips, frightening him so he was dumbfounded on the spot.
"Niu...Niu...Niu..." Yang Qianfan tried his mouth for a long time, but failed to come up with the second word.
"You are so good, you don't respect the teacher. It seems that if I don't show my dignity today, you will not get a lesson." Headmaster Niu jumped up with anger and "dangdangdang" on his head, knocking hard. , Said positively: "Now you will run to the school playground for twenty consecutive laps as punishment, and then go back to write two reviews, and hand them to my office before school in the afternoon."
"Ah—why do you have to submit two reviews?" Yang Qianfan shrank into a ball and asked puzzledly.
"One is written in Chinese and the other is written in English. If you make a mistake in a word or a Chinese character, you will run another 20 laps around the playground for me."
"What—I need to write a review in English, the principal, what you did is too great!" Seeing principal Niu deliberately make things difficult for him, Yang Qianfan straightened his waist and spit on the ground to argue with him.
"You don't need to write. Tomorrow you ask your parents to come to school to help you write. I believe they will be happy to help you with this." Headmaster Niu sneered and threatened him with a long tone.
Yang Qianfan heard him say that he wanted to invite the parents, he couldn't help but gritted his teeth, and said in pain:
"Okay—I write, I write."
Seeing him obediently, Headmaster Niu nodded again and again, and then to Zhu Hui, who was standing aside, exhorted: "The work of supervising him for 20 laps will be left to you. You must not cheat for favoritism and let him go! "
"What, if she wants her to supervise me, then she wouldn't take the opportunity to kill me." Yang Qianfan heard that Headmaster Niu would ask Zhu Hui to supervise herself, and she was so frightened for a while.
"Why, you have an opinion, even if you have an opinion, you still hold it back." Headmaster Niu gave him a stern look and showed a hegemonic style, not allowing him to raise any objections.
Yang Qianfan didn't dare to say anything after hearing it, and sighed in frustration with his head down. Why did he recite like this today.
Seeing that he didn't say a word anymore, Headmaster Niu found a red pamphlet from his body and handed it to Zhu Hui. He asked her to sort out the contents of the pamphlet and hand it to the teaching office, then turned and left.
"Hey! I told you that Headmaster Niu is standing behind you, but you don't believe me, there is no way, it turns out that you do eat grass." Zhu Hui pretended to sympathize with him, frowning and shrugging at him. , Kept shaking his head and sighed.
"You don't fall into trouble here, I warn you, if you want to take advantage of the fire now, I will not spare you after school." Yang Qianfan pointed at Zhu Hui and warned her with gnashing teeth.
"Whoever has that free time to beat you, if it weren't for your mouth full of dung and insulting the principal, I wouldn't have wasted noon and lunch break to supervise your running."
"you-"
"What are you? You, a male goat, better run faster. I'm not a shepherdess, and I don't have much time for herding sheep." Zhu Hui said, and forced him to the big playground to supervise his running.