Downstairs 249, Upstairs 251
楼下249，楼上251
Author: 十尾兔
Latest: Chapter 50
Status: Completed
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Tags: acting beautiful female lead betrayal bickering couple character growth
Shu Shu: There’s an idiot living upstairs!
(Yu Yu: There’s an idiot living downstairs!)
Shu Shu: I’ve never seen a guy like that before!
(Yu Yu: I’ve never seen a girl like that before!)
Shu Shu: Hmph, he’s such a d*ck!
(Yu Yu: Hmph, she lacks a d*ck!)
Shu Shu: Toy boy!
(Yu Yu: Tomboy!)
Shu Shu: Look at his room number, minus one from 250!
(Yu Yu: Look at her room number, plus one from 250!)
Friends: ……
One month later:
Shu Shu: I want to kill that fish (Yu)!
Yu Yu: I want to tear that book (Shu)!
Friends: ……
One year later:
Shu Shu: I’m getting married to the guy upstairs!
Yu Yu: I’m getting married to the girl downstairs!
Friends: What! Why didn’t you tell me that the one upstairs (downstairs) is a male god (female goddess)!!!
舒抒：我楼上住了一个傻逼！
（余羽：我楼下住了一个傻逼！）
舒抒：我从来没见过这种男人！
（余羽：我从来没见过这种女人！）
舒抒：呵呵，他就比女人多了一个把！
（余羽：呵呵，她就比男人少了一个把！）
舒抒：小白脸！
（余羽：男人婆！）
舒抒：你看看他那个房号，比二百五还特么多一！
（余羽：你看看她那个房号，也就比二百五少一！）
……
朋友们：……
一个月后：
舒抒：老娘要杀了那条鱼！！！
余羽：老子要撕了那本书！！！
朋友们：……
一年后，
舒抒：我要和楼上的结婚了！
余羽：我要和楼下的结婚了！
朋友们：卧槽，你特么没告诉我你楼上（楼下）是个男神（女神）！！！
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