"Hi, hello, I'm a resident of 249. I have some questions and I want to discuss with the upstairs. Can you give me the phone number of the upstairs?"
"I'm sorry, there are regulations on this and I can't disclose it, but I can contact 251 for you~"
Shu Shu hummed, "Okay, tell him to return the things, and I'll wait for him at the door."
After hanging up the phone, he started knocking on the door again.
This man just cares about the enemies in the morning, otherwise, looking at him like that, he might not be a greedy guy.
Yu Yu in the room stared at the door, for a fish? What about you? !
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The door opened, Shu Shu glared at the man who opened the door, and listened to him say,
"Here you are, here you are!"
Throw something to her and slam the door shut.
Shu Shu was dumbfounded, and even more convinced that he picked up his own. This fish was made uniquely, engraved with characters, and aged for several years. How could there be so many identical ones.
He pouted at the door, this kind of man.
Back in the room, boarded the trumpet, and posted a Weibo:
Come on, let’s complain about the wonderful neighbors of these years / Smile
Picture: Efforts may not necessarily lead to success, but it’s really easy not to work hard!
The comments below are full of comments, Shu Shu didn't read it, she went to take a shower first, and then read it slowly when she came back.
The big account is full of positive energy. I opened this small account when I was in college, and it was called "There is no more poisonous chicken soup" on Weibo.
Unexpectedly, it caught fire.
Although there are fewer Weibo fans than Tuba, they are not much worse, and her activity is high. Sometimes she will post some poisonous chicken soup, and sometimes she will bring up a topic, and the netizens themselves will complain.
After taking a shower, after wiping her hair, she let it loose in the back. Shu Shu has a habit, she doesn't like to blow dry her hair, she always waits for it to dry after washing. It's fine in summer, but she needs to be washed earlier in winter, and she is also a "vagrant" anyway.
In the past, Cheng Duanyi had to wipe it for her, but now he just put it behind and waited for it to do it by itself.
Damn, why did you think of the scumbag again
Turn on the computer, the following is already in full swing.
False: Wow wow wow, Du Da reappeared.
Left throat: Du Da, if you don’t feed me chicken soup, I won’t be able to study hard!
Top left bottom right: Hahaha, add one upstairs, inspirational for fans of poisonous chicken soup!
Xiao Miao: Strange roommate? You are so poisonous, you have really touched my heart! ! ! A girl in the same dormitory calls the male ticket every night, and they call at one o'clock in the morning! ! Tired of teaching but not changing!
My favorite poison: the upstairs is not bad, we have a brother in the dormitory, maybe take a bath once a month. Damn, the dormitory is full of bad smells, what the hell is it too tiring to teach and not change, our counselors said it was useless.
Dudu: Damn, I suddenly feel that my roommate is friendly.
Hahaha: Thinking about it this way, my roommate is pretty good. Although I study until midnight every day, at least I still take a shower often / Smile
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Shu Shu smiled, and went back to the second floor first:
"Okay, I'll feed you a bowl of poisonous chicken soup. Just try your best, although it's useless."
Then continue to look down.
Poisonous fan girl: Daddy, my roommate is very weird. She wants to play with her mobile phone at night, so she bought a blackout cloth to cover it up. Fearing that the teacher would catch me directly, she also covered the ladder on which I went to bed, and clamped the opening. I would not be able to get down to the toilet at night, and she would not listen to her, and she even told me to pull it up a little and open it myself. When I speak loudly, I often disturb my roommates, and they all scold me. I want to tell the teacher that she is playing with her mobile phone, but I am afraid that my classmates will reject me...
More or less: I wiped it, and told the teacher upstairs that this is too wicked.
Don't be surprised: Jiayi, your classmates don't understand you, just because they don't live above.
My Apple is a counterfeit: Yes, yes, this kind of person can't bear it.
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Shu Shu clicked a thumbs up and replied:
"When you got out of bed at night, she tore it up. If she asked you to pay for it, you should ask the teacher to argue. As for your roommate, if you tear it up, no one will bully you. Sister paper, Xiongqi! It's true!"
All of a sudden, a long building was built below.
Xiao Miao: Sister paper, stand up! True!
Hahaha: Sister paper, stand up! True!
I don't want to grow up: sister paper, Xiongqi! True!
I love Du Da: Sister paper, Xiongqi! True!
The letter of confession is big: ah! Poisonous and mighty!
What to do: Don't be crooked upstairs!
The night I miss you: Ahh! Poisonous and mighty!
Left throat: Ahh! Poisonous and mighty!
Thousands of miles away: ah! Poisonous and mighty!
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Well, from this point of view, the strange thing upstairs is at least one floor away from her.
Thinking about it this way, I came out with a good mood, and I am still very happy to be a poisoner.
Opened the website again, to put it bluntly, it has not been updated today.
After writing for more than an hour, I finished writing more than 3,000 words and posted it. At the same time, I reminded me to update it on Weibo. Then launched the website, and entered Weibo.
Wait for a few minutes, and people will come one after another. The building below is slower than Weibo of Poisonous Chicken Soup. Some people are reading fast, some are slow, and some are collecting manuscripts.
Gu Yi: Ah, recently I feel that something is wrong. I always thought that Gu Yi is the hero, but he turned out to be a scumbag? ! Big man, I want to send you the blade...
Unknown for half a month: Yes, yes, since the appearance of Su Kui, Gu Yi's character design has become more and more disintegrated.
Si Yue: I didn't like Gu Yi in the first place, so there must be deep meaning in this arrangement. Girls should keep their eyes open and confess their love to Su Kui.
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Shu Shu sneered, the reason why Gu Yi's persona collapsed was because his prototype was Cheng Duan Yi, so Gu Yi ended up with Qiu Ke, and she was shocked.
Then back to the third floor:
"Girls have to rely on themselves. Although beautiful love exists, we need to keep our eyes open to see it."
After returning home, she turned off the computer, and these two people switched back and forth. She was almost mentally divided, and she was afraid that one day if she didn't pay attention, she would release poisonous chicken soup on the Weibo of "Hui Shu".
Although she said what was in her heart on both sides, there was still a difference in the end, one side was unrestrained and the other side kept restraining herself.
But why is it so cool? !
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As a high school girl, Zhang Ling was driven crazy by her roommate in the lower bunk! I was a little excited today, not only did Du Da respond to her, but today is Saturday! She finally got her mobile phone, so she can catch up on the update of this week's new article.
In less than half an hour, I finished reading the volume I saved for a week, poked it several times, and finally believed in the fact that there is no next chapter.
She commented on the latest chapter first:
Big, I also think that people always meet bad people. Be brave, face it calmly, and don't be cowardly.
Then, as if making up his mind, he closed his eyes.
Sure enough, the roommate on the lower bunk wrapped her up tightly again. At about half past ten, everyone was lying on the bed, chatting and playing with their mobile phones.
Zhang Ling gritted her teeth, sat up, stretched her hand to the curtain of the lower bunk, and tore it open.
"Crack!" Some places were cracked, and the clips in the middle were also broken.
The roommate in the lower bunk called out, "Zhang Ling, what are you doing?!"
Zhang Ling let out a breath, grabbed the railing of the bed with trembling hands and got down.
"You affected me."
"Then you can't tear it up?! You pay me."
"Then let's talk to the teacher and tell him that your curtain is used to block the light from your mobile phone, and tell him that you have two mobile phones."
"You..." The girl in the lower berth didn't know what to say, and just stared at her.
Zhang Ling ignored him, and walked slowly towards the toilet under the dumbfounded eyes of all the roommates. After closing the door, he let out a deep breath, his palms were sweating, and his legs were trembling a little.
From that day on, taking out the trash in the dormitory was no longer her exclusive job. Everyone took turns, and no one would use her things directly without her consent.
She left a message to Du Da: Du Da, thank you.
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And her Du Da Shushu just moved to a new house, and there are still some things to rectify, so she goes out early, planning to buy.
But... Yuanjia's road is narrow, and as soon as he went out, he ran into the guy upstairs.