"Are you sure this is edible?"
Yu Yu stared, "Would you like to eat or not!"
Shu Shu "tsk tsk" twice, then sat down, and took the chopsticks handed over by Yu Yu.
"Come on, let me try this dish that is inferior in color and fragrance to the first two dishes." Picking up a green vegetable, tasted it, nodded,
"Well, not bad, I missed three successes~"
Yu Yu glared at her, and tasted it himself, "It's not bad at all, okay?! You can't cook, and you're picky about others!"
"Criticism can make people grow, do you understand? I am here for your own good, to help you become a chef as soon as possible!"
"Cut~" Yu Yu made a disdainful voice.
In fact, it is not as unpalatable as Shu Shu complained about it. On the contrary, it is quite good to be able to have this skill for the first time.
There was some silence during the meal, Yu Yu sneaked a glance at Shu Shu, saw that she was eating seriously, and she was inexplicably happy, so she laughed out loud.
Shu Shu glanced at him, "What are you laughing at?"
"It's okay, I thought of a joke."
"What a joke, let's hear it."
"A cold joke, what's so good about it?"
Shu Shu smiled, "I want to see how low your smile is,"
Yu Yu coughed, "There was a man whose penis was too short, so he went to learn Latin dance..."
Shu Shu was expressionless, and Yu Yu smiled awkwardly, "It's a cold joke, a cold joke."
"Let me tell you a bad joke too..."
Yu Yu opened his eyes wide and looked at her.
"Once upon a time, a banana was walking on the road. It was too hot and took off its clothes, and then slipped and fell."
"Once upon a time, a match was walking on the road, slipped and fell, and ignited itself."
"Once upon a time, there was a pancake walking on the road. It was so hungry that it ate itself..."
"Hahahahahahaha~" Yu Yu laughed loudly.
Shu Shu was expressionless.
"I finally know the height of your laughter."
Yu Yu pointed at her and continued to laugh. What was funny was not a joke, but Shu Shu's serious joke.
"Still listening?"
"listen!"
"Once upon a time, there was a man who was too lazy. His wife wanted to leave home. Fearing that he would starve to death, she made him a big pancake and wrapped it around his neck. When his wife came back, she found him starved to death."
"Why?" Yu Yu opened his eyes and looked at her.
"Because he finished eating the pie at the front of his neck and didn't bother to turn the pie at the back..."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
"..." The corners of his mouth twitched as he looked at Yu Yu, who was smiling like an idiot. This man's smile was beyond words.
However, his laughter still made her smile unconsciously. This was probably the happiest meal she had recently.
After Shu Shu had eaten, he rubbed his stomach in a nonchalant way, "Okay, I'm leaving, I have other things to do."
"What else can you do?"
"I want to open a shop."
"What?"
"I said, I want to open a shop!"
Yu Yu had an incredulous look on his face, "You are so lazy, how can you still open a shop?"
Shu Shu rolled his eyes, "It's open for you to come and have a look..."
…
It is not an easy task to open a store. From opening the store to decorating, step by step, it takes a lot of effort.
After Shu Shu found a shop, he drew the design drawings and handed them over to the decoration company. She takes care of her own store, and she has planned every corner in it.
Then there was the matter of decoration. During this period, Shu Shu was invited to another matter, an interview, but it was simple, without showing his face, and it was published in a magazine.
The location of the interview was a coffee shop. When Shu Shu arrived, two people from the magazine had already arrived. A man and a woman. The man looked calm, but the little girl was excited. When she just opened the door and entered, she heard her talking to the person next to her. ,
"So excited, so excited, when will the letter of divorce come! I really want to see you!"
The man next to him slapped the excited little girl, his tone was stern and helpless, "Sit down, you'll know what's going on when you see it!"
Shu Shu smiled and walked over, "Excuse me, is this a magazine?"
"Hugh... Hugh... How big is the divorce letter?" The little girl stared at her with rounded eyes, with an incredulous expression on her face.
The man next to him stood up and held out his hand, "Hello, ** Magazine Min Song."
Shu Shu also stretched out his hand, "Hi, I'm Shu Shu."
This man didn't introduce his position, but Shu Shu knew that his position was not low, or he might be the person in charge of the magazine.
The little girl also stretched out her hand excitedly, "Hi Shu, hello, I am an intern reporter from the magazine, and my name is Yi Tian!"
Shu Shu smiled back and hugged her, the little girl is really sweet as her name suggests.
"Let's get started." Min Song interrupted Yi Tian's "affectionate" gaze at Shu Shu, and motioned to her.
"The letter of divorce is big, we all..."
During the whole process, the little girl was always asking questions, and Min Song just listened in silence, not as if she was here for an interview, but as if she was here to press the scene.
Shu Shu's attitude is also very good, she has always been very friendly to this kind of people who don't have complicated thoughts. They radiated kindness to her, and she naturally responded with kindness.
"Okay, thank you Hugh Shuda for taking the time to accept an interview with our magazine. This is a gift our magazine prepared for you. I hope you like it."
Shu Shu took it with a smile, and the little girl took out another book and asked her to sign it before leaving with Min Song.
Shu Shu was very happy to see her smiling with a book in her hand, and Min Song pampered her hair.
The two gradually drifted away, she sat quietly for a while, and then slowly got up.
…
"Hey, what are you doing?" Yu Yu, who had just returned, caught up with her and asked her.
"Here are the presents, here are the pastries, do you want to eat them?"
Yu Yu quickly shook his head, "I don't want to eat such sweet and greasy food!"
Shu Shu rolled her eyes and said nothing. As a girl who stays at home all day and has strict requirements on her figure, how could she eat so many sweet things
"Come up for dinner tonight?" Yu Yu invited her when they reached the fourth floor.
Shu Shu shook his head, "I'll just eat pastries, I'm not very hungry..."
"What's wrong with you?" Yu Yu bent down, stretched his face in front of her, looked at her seriously with a pair of big eyes.
"Puchi" Shu Shu laughed, and then said,
"It's nothing, it's not a big deal, it's just me being hypocritical."
"You still know you're hypocritical?" Yu Yu smirked.
"roll!"
…
Lying on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, the 250 upstairs sent a message.
"Upstairs 250: I'm going to do a show tomorrow, come back in two days, don't expect me to cook."
Shu Shu said "Oh," and then the phone rang again. Yu Yu flipped through the phone, laughed, and sent a message, which read,
"Two hundred and five upstairs: Don't miss me~"
"Downstairs two hundred and five: / Smile, you think too much"
"Upstairs 250: Don't deny it,"
"Downstairs two hundred and five: Dead fish, no matter how cheap! / Wave your hand"
"Upstairs 250: Broken Book, can you be gentler?"
"Downstairs two hundred and five: picture (broke off friendship, you suffer!)"
"Upstairs two hundred and five: picture (The other party has refused to accept your news, touched your chest by the way, and complained, numb, flat chest!)"
Shu Shu glared angrily, and returned to a picture of the same series,
"Downstairs two hundred and five: The other party has refused to accept your news, and touched your chest by the way, and fucked you again without feeling it."
After posting this picture, I received a message from him when I was preparing for another wave of confrontation.
"Upstairs 250: Come on"
Shu Shu: "..."
The author has something to say:
A couple of jokes except the last one, all from the internet…
I was on the list today, I hit the street, I held back my tears, I couldn’t help it at all, I couldn’t bear it anymore, wow~
I'm in a bit of a low mood. I wrote this in a few hours. Let's just read it first. I'll adjust my status and rely on love to generate electricity. I will add an update tomorrow, or I will put a thicker and longer one tomorrow night.
Fish and books still have to be happy^_^