Shu Shu narrowed his eyes and looked at him.
"I don't have high requirements for my future boyfriend. He is handsome, treats me well, knows how to cook, and is not an idiot. Only when I meet these four points can I consider it."
Yu Yu blinked, and she said again,
"You still look pretty good, and you can be considered to be able to cook. Do you treat me well?"
Yu Yu nodded, Master is not good to you, who is he good to? Which woman can I let me ride on my head? But it's just you.
"Oh, then I can't think about you."
Yu Yu held her back, "I'm good to you."
Shu Shu turned her head and blinked, "But there is still one dissatisfaction."
Ignore him, get out of the cubicle, and go help out in the store.
Yu Yu stood there thinking, Master is handsome, treats her well, knows how to cook, doesn't he meet the requirements
"Fuck! Broken book, your uncle, how can you be an idiot?"
…
Yu Yu found a seat and sat down, peeking quietly at Shu Shu busy, many people came and went to pack, and some people sat down, Yu Yu took up two seats by himself, but no one came to share the table .
Shu Shu saw him looking at this side stupidly, thought he wanted to eat desserts, brought some for him, and came back to work again.
Yu Yu looked at the dessert in front of him with a dazed look on his face, is he the one who knows how to eat this
After a while, I looked at the dessert in front of me, forget it, I will try this book's heartfelt thoughts
As I put it in my mouth, I thought, this book is duplicity, I love you so much, but I just don’t say it. Forget it, whoever is so magnanimous.
Yu Yu put on an expression of "I don't care about you" and "I'm just pampering you", looked at Shu Shu with a smirk, and fed the dessert into his mouth mouthful.
Well, not bad.
…
Shu Shu rubbed his shoulders, and saw that Yu Yu was already lying on the table, sound asleep.
"Hey!" Yu Yu slapped the table vigorously, and Yu Yu jumped up instantly.
"earthquake?"
"..."
Seeing that it was Shu Shu, Yu Yu rubbed his messy hair, "Are you done?"
"Why have you been here?"
"Wait for you, let's go back together." Scratching his hair, one poked up, jumping and jumping, his hair was of good quality, the black hair set off his white face, and his slightly squinted eyes were watery .
Shu Shu's hands were a little itchy, but he endured it and didn't reach out to rub it.
"Do you have a sweet tooth?"
"Bah! Which old man likes sweets?"
Shu Shu glanced at the empty box on the table with a half-smile.
Yu Yu, 囧.
on the way back.
"What are you thinking?" Yu Yu looked at Shu Shu who had been silent all this time.
She raised her head with a serious face, "What's for Huangmao for dinner?"
wipe! I don't have a higher status than a dog? !
"Should I stew meat for it?"
"Okay." Shu Shu nodded, she only knows how to eat fried meat sticks, obviously, it's not good to always feed Huangmao fried meat sticks.
Yu Yu went upstairs to tidy up first, and Shu Shu opened the door.
"Wang~" Huang Mao rushed over, Shu Shu caught it, and took several steps back before standing still.
"Yellow hair, you are strong again." He stroked its fur and put it down.
"Let's go upstairs to eat and drink."
…
"What do you eat?" Yu Yu asked Shu Shu while cutting the meat.
"Let's eat noodles."
Shu Shu, who was squatting in the living room playing with Huang Mao, said without raising his head.
"An egg or two?"
"don't want."
"Tomato and egg noodles, it won't taste good if you don't add it."
"The other half?"
"..."
That night, Mian Shushu ate half an egg, and Yu Yu ate one and a half.
Seeing her enjoying what she made, Yu Yu thought, cooking for a lifetime is worth it!
"When are you leaving?" The question was when Yu Yu joined the crew.
"There's still one week left, what? Can't bear to part with me?" Yu Yu smiled meanly.
Shu Shu rolled his eyes.
"What have you been doing lately?"
"Eat, sleep, play." Shu Shu replied his three words.
"You are so unprogressive, lazy and aggressive, who else needs you but me?"
Shu Shu raised his head, "There is a piece of chicken soup on the Internet that is quite good."
"What?" Yu Yu asked curiously.
"When I was playing games, others were staying up late and working overtime to catch up on projects; when I was fishing, others were working hard to accompany customers; when I was sleeping late at night, others were writing projects; Make a business plan; that’s…”
Yu Yu looked at her to see how she reflected on herself.
"Others died suddenly at work in their twenties, but I have good skin, good complexion, and good spirits."
"Pfft" Yu Yu nodded, okay, I'll finish this bowl of poisonous chicken soup.
"You sound like a big V on Weibo."
"who?"
Yu Yu brushed her hair, "He's my number one fan, poisonous chicken soup!"
The corner of Shu Shu's mouth twitched.
"By the way, when did Huang Mao get the injection last time? Has it been two weeks?"
Yu Yu thought for a while, "It's almost there."
"Oh, then I have to take it for an injection tomorrow."
"when?"
"Tomorrow weekend, go early, there are already many people queuing up at the pet hospital."
Yu Yu nodded, "I'll go too."
"What are you going to do?"
"The child does not go with his parents for injections, so be careful when he loses his temper."
"roll!"
Whatever it may be said, Shu Shu refused to take him there, Yu Yu pouted and watched her go out with aggrieved eyes.
…
After taking a shower, I turned on the computer, coded until after nine o'clock, put the new chapter on it, put on a mask, and opened Weibo.
Quicksand: Hugh book, why did Gu Yi hardly show up? I quite like him, how happy I was with Qiuqiu earlier.
Dalang Taosha: Ah, no, I like Su Kui, please let me ask for Qiusu's candy! ! !
Joy: I also like Susu.
Jiu Jiu Jiu: I love Susu so much.
Castle outside the building: so sweet, so sweet
…
Hahaha: Is it about to end
Shu Shu stroked his chin and wrote down
"Retirement letter: It will probably be finished next week, and the new article will be opened after a while."
Tears are poisonous: Alright, I’m waiting for a new article
Lou Wai Lou: Ah! The article I have been chasing for so long is about to run out of books! Hurry up and start a new article
Idler: I can’t bear it, woo woo~
…
Shu Shu smiled and brushed for a while, feeling quite touched in her heart. Poking on the Poison Chicken Soup Weibo again, it is another style of painting...
I love Du Da: Where has Da Da been these two days? The one surnamed Luo is still jumping up and down, and he disappeared, so you won't go to clean him up, will you
A dream for a thousand years: It is very likely that I have gone to dive into Yu Yu, hehehe
Old time of Chen Suiyue: Don't make Du Da a little bit bad, okay? People are obviously very bad! Let’s guess whether Du Da was sentenced for homicide or involving Huang, hehehe
Jiuliujiu: Hehehe, I slept with him!
Happy Dog: Hey Hey
Dahe: Hehehe
…
Shu Shu looked at the long string of hehehe, and felt great discrimination.
"Poison Chicken Soup: I suspect that I went to the wrong Weibo, you must be a bunch of fake fans..."
The screen began to swipe again,
Hahaha: Did you sleep with that fish, hehehe
Hong Yi: Du Da is still our single family, don’t leave us
Niu: Da Da, hehehe, just tell us, have you ever had sex with that fish
Little Rose: Confession
I love poisonous drugs: the same confession
…
"Poison Chicken Soup: There are already 81 concubines, what? You want to come to 82, 83?"
After swiping for a while with a smile, a comment popped up.
Yuyu: Don't be fooled, if someone big fish has a partner, even if he doesn't have a partner, he still has a sweetheart. Talking about the two hundred and five downstairs, the cliff likes the master, it's crazy, just say that the master is so good, how can anyone not be fascinated.
sneered.
"Poisonous Chicken Soup: A man felt that life was meaningless, so he went to a master and said, "Master, this world is not friendly to me. I feel that this world is dark and human nature is ugly. I can no longer guarantee my purity." quality too. "The master didn't say anything, and handed him a bag and asked him to pack the garbage in the corner. The man filled a bag full, and suddenly woke up, and said, "Master, are you trying to tell me that the world is like this pile of garbage? , I want to contain it with a strong mind, out of the mud but not stained. "The master shook his head with a smile, and handed him another bag, "I just want to tell you, pretend, you continue to pretend" / Picture: Hahaha"
Yu Yu jumped up from the bed, "I wipe it, this poisonous chicken soup!"
Then ignore the things on the Internet, turn off the computer, go to bed, and wake up early tomorrow.
Early in the morning, Shu Shu drove the car with Huang Mao, just after leaving the gate of the community, there was no one on the road at the moment, a car rushed over, Shu Shu hurriedly avoided, narrowly passing by , The opponent's car disappeared with a "boom".
"Damn it!" Before he could get angry, "Bang!" Shushu almost overturned with a sound.
With the loud noise, her ears roared, and her whole body ached, and she didn't know anything.
"Wow, woof, woof!" Yu Yu fell asleep at home, and a dog barked at the door.
Get up and open the door, "Yellow hair? What are you doing?"
Huang Mao bit his pants and pulled them out, Yu Yu was taken aback, "What's wrong with you? Didn't you go to get an injection with Shushu?"
The yellow hair whined, and Yu Yu's heart tightened, as if something had happened.
"Bang bang bang" Yu Yu ran down in a panic until he reached the road behind the community.
"Shu Shu!"
The author has something to say:
I will update it first, I have coded so much for the time being, I will code some more at night, and I can watch it tomorrow
I am a competent husband, please be a good concubine~ Don't abandon me~~~
ps: The joke comes from the Internet