"Young man, this kind of expensive and dangerous thing, don't do it next time, do you hear me?"
"Cheng Chengcheng, everything you say is right."
"You boy, don't be obedient, you haven't settled this matter today! It's because of you that we celebrate the Chinese New Year, and we always stick to the front line for the safety of the community!"
Yu Yu gave him a thumbs up, and the uncle glared at him.
"Girl, do you understand this guy's character? Don't blindly agree to these men's rhetoric."
"Hey, sir, you are immoral. What are you talking about with my wife about our men's business?"
The uncle blew his beard and stared and said, "You little bastard, don't do anything wrong, why did you see me running? Thanks to my uncle, I have good legs and feet, otherwise, I will let you, little bastard, go for a walk."
"Fine and fine, you have to pay a fine for this behavior according to regulations."
Glancing at them, he suddenly said, "Forget it, I won't let you pay, you!"
Pointing to Yu Yu, "No one does the cleaning from the first day to the third day of the new year. You did the cleaning on this side."
Yu Yu's eyes widened, and he complied because he was at a loss.
Only then did the uncle put his hands behind his back, raised his head proudly, and walked back step by step.
…
The two people on the sofa looked at each other and suddenly laughed.
"This uncle's physical strength is really spiritual..."
Shu Shu sat up and looked at him, "Have you lost your mind?"
Yu Yu patted his heart, "Not only lost his heart, but also lost his kidneys!"
Shu Shu: "..."
"It's late..."
"Um?"
"I'm sleepy, I'm asleep!" After saying this, he lay down on the sofa and closed his eyes.
Shu Shu kicked him, "Go back!"
"Hoo hoo!" There was a loud snoring sound.
Shu Shu smiled slightly, and said softly, "It's cold here, go to the room and sleep."
Yu Yu jumped up instantly, his eyes lit up, and looked at Shu Shu excitedly.
"roll!!!"
In the end, he stayed in the guest room...
The next day, Yu Yu went out with the broom on his shoulders, and came back an hour later angrily.
"What's wrong?" Shu Shu paused and asked him suspiciously.
"It's his uncle! I said why did the uncle ask me to sweep the floor? Why don't you go to work for three days? It's his wife who does the cleaning!"
Shu Shu opened his eyes slightly, "How do you know?"
"I just said that the old man caught us and ran away when he was free on New Year's Eve. Let me tell you, I just went down and met the residents of the first few buildings. People said that this old man recently caught the person who set off the fireworks and replaced him. My wife has been scheduled to do hygiene until the fifteenth day of the first lunar month."
"The others are just kids playing around. It's not easy for the uncle to be in the first to third grades. Even if the two of us ran to the moon last night, he must have caught us."
Shu Shu: "..." I really thought he was doing it for the safety of the community...
"His NN's father sweeps the floor, and he takes her daughter-in-law for a walk! Can't bear it, can't bear it!"
Shu Shu patted him on the shoulder, "Who let us be caught by him? You work hard, you can cook, I'm hungry."
Yu Yu's eyes widened. Does this heartless bastard not feel sorry for his man? !
"Meow~" Cook!
"Woof~" I'm hungry!
Yu Yu: "..." A bunch of heartless guys!
…
On the night of the third day of the first lunar month, the two of them stayed by the sofa punctually, and the blockbuster Xianxia drama for the Lunar New Year was broadcast on channel z.
The ratings of this station are quite good, and it has risen steadily in recent years.
The production of this film was good this time, although it couldn't get rid of Mary Su's routine, but the leading actors and actresses had online acting skills, and the post-production was strong, and it didn't look like they were acting, which is rare to be considered a good film.
And Big Yu is finally not someone who can't appear in the first episode, the pace is relatively fast, and the main characters have all appeared in the first episode.
Yu Yu was dressed in white, ethereal like a celestial being, with one hand behind his back, he looked quite good-looking.
"You take on roles like this warm guy?"
Yu Yu paused while chewing potato chips, "I'm not a warm man?"
Shu Shu stopped talking, Yu Yu glared at her angrily, she was already warm!
At the end of the two episodes, Shu Shu yawned, "Sleep!"
"Go to sleep, I'm waiting, my spy drama will be aired on channel S soon."
Knowing that she went to bed early, Yu Yu didn't want her to stay up late watching with him, so he waved her away.
Shu Shu obediently went to wash up, tidy up, and went out to drink water. I saw Yu Yu wearing a military uniform on TV with a righteous face.
Huh? He seems very handsome, um, just take a look at his appearance.
Half an hour later, Shu Shu sat down and watched TV steadfastly, lost in thought.
"Didn't you go to sleep?"
When Yu Yu didn't get a reply, he saw that she was fascinated by it...
…
Liu Xiaohu's new drama "Xian Xia" has been aired. For fans of the male god, chase after it! There are portraits of male gods posted everywhere in his dormitory, and the desktop is also a male god. No one can compare to his male god.
The male god has a good-looking appearance, good looks, and is the male protagonist. Liu Xiaohu nodded, quite satisfied.
Then Yu Yu, the second male lead, appeared, Liu Xiaohu frowned, and after a while, Yu Yu smiled lightly, shook his head, lay down, and poured a sip of wine into his mouth.
Huh? Looks more handsome than a male god
Bah bah bah! Stand firmly as a male god, and don't be confused by these goblins!
As soon as the two episodes were over, Liu Xiaohu sighed. The two hours were as fast as one hour. He yawned, changed the channel, and tuned to an unusually cold channel, channel S.
Just about to close, a song suddenly sang, the beginning of a TV series.
Huh? Isn't this the male second
Huh? Only the first episode? Take a look? Then he looked at it casually.
Half an hour later, Yu Yu hid behind the cabinet, and a few people with robs slowly came over. Liu Xiaohu's eyes widened, he clutched his heart, and jumped.
Two hours, two episodes over.
"Fuck! Two episodes? Ten minutes!"
…
"Isn't this the guy from our neighborhood?" The old man and his wife, who had just finished watching the country drama, pointed to the TV.
The uncle took a look, "Really, this guy looks good. Okay, it's ten o'clock, don't look, go to sleep."
"Look at it, we are also a community after all."
The uncle had no choice but to accompany her dissatisfied, and after a while, "This guy is so handsome!"
The uncle was even more dissatisfied, pointing at Yu Yu who was dressed in formal attire, "This is much younger than me!"
Open your eyes wide, watch carefully, let alone, this guy is really good at acting!
"It's so handsome." His wife sighed again, the uncle nodded, and immediately shook his head when he regained his senses.
"It's about the same as me!"
…
"Hurry up and go to bed!" Yu Liansheng pushed Du Chenglan dissatisfiedly. I have already watched the inexplicable fairy drama just now, and now I am watching some spy war drama.
"Look again, look again, our son is handsome and good at acting! This one is said to be the protagonist!" He pulled Yu Liansheng and asked him to watch another play by his son.
Sitting for a while feeling extremely dissatisfied, his eyes gradually changed from lax to concentrated.
The two watched TV, the room was quiet, only the sound of the TV came out, and a kitten meowed outside, but neither of them obviously heard it.
…
"Dad, don't look..." Zheng Sheng looked at his father worriedly.
Since his father noticed this drama a few days ago, he slept until ten o'clock at night, and had to set an alarm clock to wake up, saying that he would watch it online the next day, and couldn't help it.
Old Mrs. Zheng has a bad heart. He is always excited when watching this drama, clutching the clothes around his heart with his hands, watching TV with his eyes wide open, and his body straight.
As the TV progressed, sometimes I exhaled deeply, sometimes I took a big breath, and sometimes I yelled.
Zheng Sheng was terrified, fearing that his father would not come up in one breath, so he slapped him.
Mr. Zheng looked at the TV and said, "What do you know? If you don't watch it today, how can you chat with Mr. Li and the old lady tomorrow morning?! Mrs. Guo is ninety years old, and he is still chasing after him. Come on, your dad is young, so there is nothing to be afraid of!"
Zheng Sheng: "..." Eighty-three years old, you are so young...
…
Shu Shu became obsessed with Yu Yu's new drama, and was even inexplicably enthusiastic. She had the urge to write an article about military affairs, after thinking about it, as soon as she slapped the table, the next article started!
The two dramas of Yu Yu were broadcast simultaneously, creating a wave on the Internet. At present, most of the fans who are bluffing on the Internet are attracted by Xianxia dramas. They like Yu Yu, and after finding out his spy movies, they like him even more.
After all, spy movies have a narrow audience, and the people who see them are not like fairy tale movies, their audiences are everywhere.
Z station laughed, the Xianxia crew laughed, the director laughed, and the investors also laughed.
The Internet applauded Yu Yu's second male lead, and the director nodded, yes, this actor was well chosen.
From the third day to the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, it is the world of fairy tale dramas, and by the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, the fairy tale dramas will stop laughing.
The reason is that Radio and Television has received many complaints for various reasons. Why is there an old man in the family who is too serious about watching dramas and affecting his health? !
This kind of weird reason is not alone!
Adhering to the mentality of killing a hundred by mistake rather than letting one go, Radio and Television stopped spy movies.
The Internet is quiet, which fully proves that the audience of this show is too narrow and there are no waves.
However, on the second day after the stoppage, the senior management of radio and television received a call from the leaders above.
The radio and television executives were trembling, and only listened to the inside saying, "Have you stopped the film that promotes the spirit of the Anti-Japanese War?"
The senior management looked confused, "What?"
"As our times have progressed, we must also progress spiritually. The anti-Japanese spirit of our ancestors is always worth learning. This..."
The higher-ups opened their eyes wide, listening to the education of the big man above, and nodding repeatedly.
The executive who hung up the phone was still a little confused, so the call from the leader was for the suspended spy movie? No, absolutely impossible! The leader must be to promote the red spirit, yes! Is the era of anti-war films coming again
Leaving aside the high-level conjectures, the leader hung up the phone, turned around, and said helplessly,
"Dad, it will be broadcast tonight, you can have some food!"
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ps1: Today's update is a bit late, because the master went to grab a delicious meal! ! ! Hahahahaha
ps2: The next chapter is the same as this one, capitalized Tom Sue, the concubine who wants to read it remembers to bring a lightning rod, hahahahaha
ps3: This article is written so that the master is excited, let yourself go...