Yu Qiannan sat on the sofa with a serious expression, looking at the man who looked quite evil but had a stubble of beard.
With a straight back and piercing eyes, he expressed his determination by saying in a deep voice,
"Mr. Yu, I want to marry her!"
Yu Yu looked at him, the veins on his forehead twitched, and the corners of his eyes twitched, "Seriously?"
Yu Qiannan nodded heavily, and then the man opposite stood up and came over step by step, with heavy steps.
He stretched out one and grabbed the small schoolbag behind Yu Qiannan.
"Crack!" With one hand, he picked up Yu Qiannan and his schoolbag, and with the other hand, he slapped his ass.
"Yu Xiaoyu! Is it a matter of growing up? You were asked to go to school, but you actually went to pick up girls. How old are you and are you still married? Why don't you go to heaven?!"
Yu Qiannan let out a heart-piercing scream, "Mom! My dad hit me!"
Shu Shu paused in the code words, and the inspiration evaporated in an instant and disappeared in my mind.
Going out, "What's the matter with you father and son?"
Yu Yu interrupted Yu Qiannan who was about to sue, and said to Shu Shu, "Yu Xiaoyu said he was getting married."
Shu Shu glanced at her six-year-old son, Yu Qiannan trembled after receiving her signal, and immediately straightened her back. He is a man, and he is responsible for the little hot pot!
"Are you going to get married? With whom?"
“Small hot pot…”
Xiao Hot Pot is the little class flower in their class. She looks very cute and gets her nickname because she loves to eat hot pot.
Shu Shu was a little dazed for a moment, how can I teach this
Yu Yu didn't care about anything, so he slapped him first, "You little brat, what have you been thinking all day?"
"I'm a man!" Yu Qiannan clenched his fists, and his short legs kicked up in the air, forcing Yu Yu to put him down.
Yu Yu froze, his back felt cold, he had to bear the blame for the "man"...
Yu Qiannan was six months old, Yu Yu looked at Yu Qiannan who was sucking on the milk in front of him, swallowed, and then frowned.
The next day, Yu Yu came back with a can of milk powder and weaned Yu Qiannan.
Du Chenglan coaxed the crying Yu Qiannan, glared at Yu Yu, and said, "Why don't you quit when you're one year old."
Yu Yu picked up his son and shook his head with a smile, "Son, you are a man!"
Yu Qiannan is three years old.
Shu Shu was just thirty, when she was full of femininity, having a child not only made her more charming, but also made her breasts one size bigger.
Yu Yu swallowed, just took a shower, Shu Shu didn't wear underwear. A silk pajamas wrapped her sexy body loosely. As she walked, the looming breasts showed a little outline, and the slender waist swayed gently. . .
After she tidied up properly, Yu Yu hugged her horizontally, only to hear her laugh twice, and lightly knocked him a few times with her pink fist, which only made his eyes bloodshot, wishing to eat her in one bite.
When the preliminary work was done and the gun was ready to go into battle, someone knocked on the door...
"Mom, mom, why is the door closed?"
Yu Yu gritted his silver teeth, his parents were not here, and he had to take care of the child himself.
After Shu Shu coaxed her son to sleep, Yu Yu hugged her, Shu Shu shook her head, "My son is here."
Yu Yu put on a dissatisfied face, staring at his sleeping son.
the second night.
Yu Yu carried Yu Qiannan to the next door, pressed him on the bed, covered him with a small quilt, "Yu Xiaoyu, tonight, sleep by yourself."
Yu Qiannan pursed her mouth and said aggrievedly, "I'm afraid... Dad"
"Yu Xiaoyu, you are a man."
Seeing that his mouth was still pursed, Yu Yu gave him a popular science on the importance of a man's dignity, Yu Qiannan nodded, and looked at the back of his father leaving with aggrieved eyes.
That night, Yu Xiaoyu was so frightened that she shivered and hid in a small ball under the quilt, gritted her teeth, and told herself, I am a man!
Early the next morning, Yu Yu came to dress him, lifted him up, and praised him with a smile, "Yu Xiaoyu, you are such a man!"
Looking at his father's serious face and his tall body, Yu Xiaoyu secretly gritted his teeth.
"Little fish, did you sleep well last night?"
Hearing her mother's gentle questioning, Yu Xiaoyu's mouth deflated, and Xiao Baozi's face wrinkled into a ball.
"What's wrong? Didn't sleep well? Let's sleep with mom tonight."
His eyes lit up, then darkened quickly, he shook his head, and said solemnly, "I'm a man."
Shu Shu: "..."
Yu Xiaoyu is five years old.
"Woo~" The small pink mouth pressed against Shu Shu's face, and two small paws hung on her neck, with a look of nostalgia.
"Shushu~" Yu Yu's mouth pouted, Shu Shu rolled his eyes at him, and hugged Yu Xiaoyu to pet the cat.
Fat rice seems to be genetically like this. After so many years, it has only grown a little, and it is still a small one.
It particularly likes Yu Qiannan, but obviously, Yu Qiannan prefers Huangmao.
Is this a concrete manifestation that cats love fish and fish are afraid of cats
Yu Yu took advantage of Shu Shu's code words, picked up Yu Xiaoyu, put him on his knees, and said seriously,
"Little fish, are you a man?"
Yu Qiannan nodded firmly, and Yu Yu stroked his hair, "Then kiss Mama less."
Yu Qiannan opened his eyes wide, "Why?"
"Because Ma Ma belongs to Dad, you are a man, you can't kiss other people's women."
Yu Qiannan pursed her lips, being a man is so annoying! But the teacher also said, to be a little man.
*
"You are a man and you want to marry Xiaochao?" Yu Yu raised his eyebrows and stared at Yu Qiannan.
"Of course, I will be responsible!" Yu Qiannan slapped himself on the chest and said vowedly.
Yu Yu just "slapped" his head, "You are responsible for the ass, what did you do?"
"Little Hot Pot is pregnant, my child."
Can you imagine a six-year-old saying seriously that someone else is pregnant with his child
"Hahaha" Shu Shu couldn't hold back, and collapsed laughing.
Yu Qiannan pursed her mouth. A man can only marry one woman in his life. If he marries a small hot pot, he can't marry Ma Ma. But he is a man, so he has to be responsible!
"Xiao Huoguo said she was pregnant... I was the only one who kissed her, and I was responsible!"
"Yu Xiaoyu, you kissed her? Damn, what are you doing at school all day?!" Yu Yu picked up Yu Xiaoyu and was about to beat him up again.
His feet struggled a few times, "Woooooo, I saw her sad, so I kissed her."
The little hot pot fell down and tears kept flowing, Yu Qiannan thought that it would not hurt if he kissed it numbly, so he kissed it,
"Don't cry, dear!"
Sure enough, Little Hot Pot stopped crying, and just followed him all day, like a little tail.
Until today's class...
"Little fish... woo woo woo."
"What's wrong?"
"My mother is pregnant with my brother..."
Yu Qiannan opened her eyes wide, only to hear her say again, "I asked Papa how brother got here, and Papa said he kissed..."
Yu Qiannan's eyes widened and he touched his mouth.
"I vomited yesterday, am I pregnant with a child?"
Yu Xiaoyu's eyes widened, she glanced at the little hot pot with red eyes, and patted her chest, I'm a man, I'm responsible!
Then there is this one.
Shu Shu frowned, it's not good to have sex so early, isn't it
It was Yu Yu who was more straightforward, pulling Shu Shu closer, and kissing her on the face with a "baji".
"Papa has kissed Mama so many times, do you see Mama pregnant with younger brother?"
Yu Qiannan opened his eyes wide and shook his head.
"That's right~ Kiss won't get pregnant."
"Then how?"
Yu Yu coughed, "You're too young, you'll know when you grow up to be as tall as your father!"
Yu Qiannan looked at him, her small face wrinkled into a bun, and then quickly let go.
Hugging Shu Shu's leg, "Ma Ma, then I won't marry a small hot pot, I will marry you when I grow up!"
Before Shu Shu could speak, Yu Yu had already picked him up again, and slapped his butt lightly a few times, "Mama belongs to Dad, as a man, you can't be with other people's women."
Yu Qiannan pursed her mouth, whether to cry or not.
*
"Dad!" Yu Qiannan flew out from the school gate. His father was very conspicuous. Although he had faded out of the entertainment circle and took over the family's business in the past two years, he still kept his promise.
"Small!" Yu Yu picked him up and bumped him twice, Yu Qiannan laughed out loud.
Yu Yu was driving the car, his son was sitting in the back, only listening to him say,
"Dad, Li Zi's parents are divorced."
"Oh" Yu Yu responded casually, thinking about what to do at night, Shu Shu has a bad appetite these two days, how about making some soup
"Li Zi said that divorce is not a family." Yu Qiannan's voice was very tangled.
"His parents are not a family anymore, but Li Zi still has parents." Yu Yu comforted him seeing his son's displeasure in the rearview mirror.
"Li Zi said he could only choose one of his parents..."
Before Yu Yu could speak, Yu Qiannan spoke again, "You and Ma Ma are divorced, and Ma Ma belongs to me alone, but I also don't want to part with Papa."
Yu Yu looked at his son indifferently in the mirror, oh, wouldn't I be honored that you still can't bear to part with me
"Bah, Yu Xiaoyu, stop dreaming, you are mine! Divorce? Impossible."
Yu Qiannan pursed her lips, and said in displeasure, "You always occupy Mama."
"You Mama is mine in the first place, and I'll know when you have a daughter-in-law in the future."
Seeing his white and tender face with pursed mouth, he wanted to cry or not. Yu Xiaoyu looks really good, combining the advantages of both of them. Although it has not been exposed, the photos secretly taken by the reporter also attracted a group of pro-mother fans.
He acted aggrieved, which really made people feel distressed, Yu Yu's heart softened, "Yu Xiaoyu, you are a man, you must be brave and independent, your parents love you."
Yu Qiannan rolled his eyes and did not speak.
After returning home, Yu Qiannan rushed towards Shu Shu, "Ma Ma!"
"Hey, sweet little fish."
"Ma Ma loves me, right?" Blinking a pair of big innocent eyes, watery.
"certainly."
"Then mom and dad should divorce. Mom is no longer dad's daughter-in-law. Xiaoyu can sleep with mom! We let dad live at home too. Just like before, mom doesn't belong to dad alone, but to Xiaoyu! Dad is a man and wants to sleep alone."
These words are a bit too informative and confusing, Shu Shu didn't understand for a while.
Yu Yu grabbed Yu Xiaoyu, "What are you talking about? Let's go, let's do our homework!"
Grabbing Yu Xiaoyu to do homework, leaving Shu Shu behind to grit his teeth, "Yu Yu! What did you teach your son?!"
*
Before going to bed, Yu Dayu and Yu Xiaoyu had another heated "discussion".
"Go back!" Yu Yu glared at his son.
Yu Xiaoyu hugged the small pillow and stared at his father, "Mom said I can sleep with her today!"
Seeing that his face was flushed with anger, Yu Yu softened his attitude.
Picking her up, "Yu Xiaoyu, do you want to be a man?"
Yu Xiaoyu was tangled up, her face turned into a bun.
"Being a man can grow taller than your father!"
Yu Xiaoyu's eyes lit up, and his face became even more tangled.
"Well, Dad will tell you a story and leave after you fall asleep."
Yu Xiaoyu struggled for a moment, glanced at his father's mountain-like figure, and nodded fiercely.
I am a man!
After coaxing Yu Xiaoyu to sleep, Yu Yu rubbed his hands and went into the master bedroom, where Shu Shu was brushing his hair, Yu Yu let out a sip before going to take a bath with a smile.
After coming out, he hugged Shu Shu and kissed him affectionately.
He was ready to go again, and when he raised his gun and went into battle, the door rang.
The two were taken aback at the same time, only to hear Yu Xiaoyu crying loudly outside,
"Papa, I don't want to be a man!!!"
Yu Yu softened in fright, and then let out a violent roar,
"Yu Xiaoyu!!!"
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ps1: This article is completely over... There will be an update prompt later, that is, the master is editing the article...
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