Yu Yu got up early in the morning, a little hungry, took out his mobile phone, picked out several dishes, paid the bill,
"Insufficient balance!"
Reluctant to delete two dishes, checkout,
"Insufficient balance!"
There is only one dish left, check out,
"Insufficient balance!"
"I'll wipe it! Is it okay to eat noodles?!"
However... the balance is still insufficient.
What is the most painful thing about not being able to find a job? too free? boring? flustered? NO! no money!
When I opened the refrigerator, there were only a few apples left, and I ate three of them in one go. However, it was useless!
Lying on the balcony, thinking about how to make money, suddenly his eyes fixed.
The girl downstairs came from Pingting with a takeaway and an umbrella from the gate. The big bag, by visual inspection, had at least four dishes!
…
When Shu Shu walked to the fourth floor, he saw the 250th upstairs leaning on her door with one hand, posing in a handsome pose, and shaking her hair when she saw her coming.
Shu Shu: "..."
Pretending to be a lightning strike!
"What are you doing?"
"Cengfan!" Shameless!
"Upstairs and downstairs, help each other! I know, you are a good person!"
Shu Shu nodded, squinting slightly and smiling.
"Okay!"
"You are a good person!"
Open the door, the man is about to go in, but Shu Shu stops him.
"What's wrong?"
"You wait at the door!"
"Why?"
"Don't you know that you can't just enter the single women's dormitory?!"
"!!!" So are you kidding me by inviting me to dinner? !
"Didn't you say you don't think of me as a man..." What a fish that you don't even want to eat!
"Ladyboys are dangerous too!"
"you… "
"You wait, I will leave one dish, and the rest will belong to you!"
Yu Yu blinked, so good
"No, no, just give me two! No, no, a meat dish is fine, I like meat!"
"It's okay, I'm not hungry today anyway!"
Putting it on the table, Shu Shu took out a box and handed the rest to him.
"You don't even want rice?!" Yu Yu was at the door and witnessed with her own eyes that she only took out one box, did not make any fakes, and did not add anything to the remaining boxes!
I almost saved the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.
"There's only one box, eat it, I'm really not hungry!"
Yu Yu was so moved that he never said that it was two hundred and five downstairs! She is so kind, such a friendly neighbor, so touching!
Yu Yu left her the food, of course he wouldn't be so wicked as to really take everything away!
After he left, Shu Shu closed the door and smiled silently.
Excitedly, he put the bags on the table, took out the boxes one by one in anticipation, lined up, and opened the first one.
"!!!"
vegetable salad? What the hell? ! Gently push this away, eat this at noon downstairs? !
And opened the second box,
"!!!"
white water? ! No, there is a piece of green vegetables in it...
Push it away, drag the third box, what are you eating downstairs every day? !
"!!!"
Fuck! durian! ! !
Shu Shu sat at the dining table and opened the box, which looked like a stew. She doesn't like meat, but because she often stays at home, she lacks exercise. So every time I order one piece of meat, of course, I only order one, so I can eat one bite at a time.
Through the ceiling, one can imagine how crazy the guy upstairs is now.
Picking up the chopsticks, took a bite, frowned, and put it down again.
This is the legendary wounding of one thousand enemies and eight hundred
Numb, purely hurt each other!
…
Yu Yu was wearing a costume and laying down on the ground. Yes, he is an extra actor now, an extra actor pretending to be dead!
Damn, in order to eat meat as soon as possible, Master Yu lost face!
Silently looking at the male protagonist Mu Xiu who was surrounded by everyone after the filming, when will I be able to mix up like this? ! No one knows why he puts his life aside, but he insists on becoming a star!
In fact, no one would believe it, our master Yu has dreamed of being an actor since he was a child!
Of course, in the final analysis, it can also be said, panic!
After receiving his salary and leaving, he was startled by the fans blocking him as soon as he went out.
Yu Yu straightened his clothes and went outside, only listening,
"Mushu! Mu Xiu!"
"Mushu, I love you!"
…
It's so heartbreaking!
After walking a little further, I saw two girls approaching in a panic, and one of them bumped into him.
"sorry Sorry!"
"It's okay..." Why is the attitude so good? Because he was feeling down.
"Ah! So handsome! Are you a star?"
Yu Yu became even more depressed, "No, I'm an extra!"
The two girls insisted on taking pictures of him, and Yu Yu followed them. Big Yu, who was in such a low mood, didn't even want to slander anyone!
…
After returning home, he lay on the bed, feeling depressed, feeling that he might not be able to be the best actor in five years! I have to go back in five years!
Shu Shu was doing yoga at home when her phone rang, and seeing that the sender was actually the 250 upstairs, she changed the notes and opened it.
"Upstairs 250: Living a good life is meaningless!"
Shu Shu's message was also replied quickly, Yu Yu opened it,
"250 Downstairs: Pretend to be struck by lightning"
There was not even a single punctuation mark, Yu Yu was startled and returned angrily,
"Upstairs two hundred and five: an inhuman tomboy!"
"Downstairs two hundred and five: Hehe, shemale"
"Upstairs 250: Hey, hey, you really won't be able to get married like this!"
"Downstairs two hundred and five: Why do you care so much about whether I get married or not, and have a crush on me?"
"Two hundred and five upstairs: Damn! You are so shameless!"
…
The two of you come and go, as for depression, Master Yu said,
What the hell is that? ! Can I eat it? !
Yu Yu, who got out of depression, found a wave of surprises waiting for him the next day!
He's trending! ! !
Shu Shu woke up, opened Weibo, and wanted to see if there were any interesting comments on the two accounts, but was taken aback by the trending searches.
Isn't this the two hundred and five upstairs? !
Fuck! Extras? Then how do you take him to the class reunion to pretend? !
…
And upstairs.
Yu Yu, who was half asleep and half awake, took the phone that kept ringing, "Hello? Who is it?"
"Big fish! It's so capable, it's even on the top searches!" The manager's voice was very excited. Of course, Yu Yu couldn't pretend that he didn't know anything, turned on the PA, and opened Weibo. I just saw the above one #这年团团演员都很很很很#, standing there cutely, cutely, calmly but charmingly...
"Oh, coincidence!" Yu Yu said modestly.
"It's okay, some people have noticed you now, and the company will help you to tweet it on Weibo, remember to post some nice photos in these two days!"
"Oh," replied obediently.
That night #余羽# was on the trending search, and when he clicked on it, he posted a selfie with that "warm man" appearance.
Shu Shu almost spit out all the water he drank, after thinking about it, forget it, going upstairs and downstairs also caused him to fail the audition, and he couldn't even afford to eat!
Opened Poison Chicken Soup Weibo, followed him, and forwarded the latest post without saying anything.
Du Da actually pays attention to an extra actor who is not even an eighteenth-tier actor? !
Upstairs, Yu Yu hadn't woken up from the huge increase in Weibo fans when he saw Du Da forwarding his Weibo...
Just such a repost without saying anything, Yu Yu transformed from a vacuum extra to a small transparent 18-line... star
The next day, he changed into his clothes and went to audition for a male... n number in a TV series.
When I came back, I bought a bunch of fruits and knocked on the door on the fourth floor.
"What's wrong?"
"I'll go, how many masks do you put on in a day?!"
"Leave me alone!"
"Forget it, I've never seen a woman who is lazier than me!"
Shu Shu patted the mask, "I'm still diligent about my beautiful face!"
Yu Yu: "..."
"What's the matter with you?"
"Hey, the fruit I bought for you!"
Shu Shu squinted at him, "What conspiracy? Was it poisoned?"
"I'm so unbelievable?!"
Shu Shu nodded.
Yu Yu turned around and left with the fruit in his hand. What the hell did I do to buy fruit for the two hundred and five? !
I almost forgot about this guy's virtue, Yu Yu, are you short-hearted? !