After returning home, Yu Yu threw all the fruits on the table, sat on the sofa and looked at the fruits, the conspicuous durian was very eye-catching.
Pulled a bag of apples, washed two, sat on the sofa and gnawed, and I could hear him chattering a little closer,
"Forget it if you don't eat it! I eat it myself!"
…
Shu Shu was taking out food, and the one upstairs had just come back, and they were together.
"Aren't you tired of eating takeaway every day?!"
"117!"
"What?"
"I said 117 takeaways, come here in turn, and you won't be bothered at all!"
Yu Yu: "..."
"Can't you cook for yourself?"
"Won't!"
Yu Yu looked at her, and suddenly said with a serious face, "It's so pitiful who will marry you in the future..."
"roll!"
"You don't even have to work?"
"unemployed!"
"..." Why do some people act so confidently as vagrants? !
When we got to the first floor, a couple of old people were showing their affection, yes, you read that right, showing their affection!
"My wife, slow down!"
"Hey, I'm fine, you slow down too, there are steps!"
"Okay, what do you want for lunch? I'll make it for you!"
"Eat your spring rolls, I'll roll the dough!"
"OK!"
…
Take out the trash with the two of you...
Then saw them, and after they had greeted, smiled and said,
"The little couple is back from a date?"
Shu Shu: No, we are not a young couple, please don't misunderstand!
Yu Yu: No, we are not a young couple, please don't misunderstand!
The artist on the second floor was smoking. At the top of the stairs, Shu Shu and Yu Yu frowned at the same time. Yu Yu asked him,
"Why are you smoking here?!"
The painter looked at them sadly,
"No, what I smoke is loneliness..."
No! You are smoking the wind!
Up to the third floor, Shu Shu opened the door, and suddenly said, "Why are my neighbors so strange? None of them are normal..."
Then open the door, go in and close the door, three quick steps.
Yu Yu: "!!!" Damn it!
…
Yu Yu's audition went fairly smoothly. Although he didn't have many scenes, he at least made an appearance. As long as he has the face and acting skills, he's afraid of nothing!
Of course, his role is not to shoot whenever he says, but to shoot whenever the crew says he will shoot.
To be honest, it's only been half a year since he came out to hang out, and he has tempered a lot of temper. With his violent temper before, he has already abused those Wang Dao and the manager who is swaying the wind into scum!
Not relying on father or money, it's really annoying to come out to hang out! No wonder his father had no objection to him coming out, in this world, in three to five years, his little brat must have lost his temper!
In the evening, Yu Yu collapsed on the sofa and checked Weibo. Now he has a little attention on Weibo, and he screams how handsome he is below every day.
Yu Yu poked into Poison Chicken Soup's Weibo, and was disappointed to see that she hadn't updated it yet. Then secretly poked into Xiushu's Weibo, flipped through it and said,
"Fake!"
"do!"
"Pack!"
…
Shu Shu stretched his legs, then lay on the bed, the phone rang, picked it up, and took it.
"Book...book" is Cheng Duanyi.
Shu Shu was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "I beg you not to call, okay?!"
"Shushu! Is our relationship for so many years fake?!" After that incident, this was the first time Cheng Duanyi yelled.
"Then you... that thing is fake...?" Shu Shu blinked, and poured back the tears that had reached the corners of her eyes.
For those who are not worth it, shedding tears that no one cares about is not worth it.
"Shushu, as I said, it was really a coincidence! Something happened, I just want to make up for it, Shushu, I..."
Shu Shu hung up the phone again and blocked the number.
Yep, it has happened!
She knows that he only accounts for 30% of the factors, but it is this 30%, if she is with him, it will become her eternal knot! A knot that cannot be untied and cannot be thrown away...
Lying on the bed, Shu Shu tossed and turned, feeling very irritable, took out her mobile phone, and wrote in the poisonous chicken soup:
If you have encountered any strange things, come and complain about them! Picture: You will have to pay it back sooner or later!
Among the comments below, there was an unusually eye-catching one. Shu Shu sneered, and saw that it read:
"Big Fish: Wow! There are so many weird ones, and the weirdest one is the 250 downstairs, haha, her room number is 249! This is the most manly woman I've ever seen, and she doesn't know how to be kind!"
Yu Yu commented on Du Da on Weibo, the main reason was that the two hundred and five downstairs doubted his motivation to give fruit! Now the durian is still on the table, and it is not good to throw it away, or not to throw it away, and it emits a piercing smell anytime, anywhere, which always reminds him of the person downstairs.
Shu Shu replied calmly,
"Poison Chicken Soup: You live upstairs from her, so your room number is 250?!"
Then, ignoring the netizens watching the excitement below, he sent a WeChat message upstairs:
"250 Downstairs: Stupid!"
When Yu Yu saw that Du Da said his room number was two hundred and five, he refuted it, fearing that she would ask for the room number again, so he silently withdrew.
After receiving the news from downstairs, Yu Yu was shocked, huh? Could it be that you found out that I am good and want to eat fruit
After clicking on it, he stared and replied angrily:
"Upstairs two hundred and five: I rely on you! You you you"
"250 Downstairs: Are you stuttering?"
"Upstairs two hundred and five: You're the one who stutters, you're crazy, you just curse at people when you have nothing to do."
"Downstairs two hundred and five: I am happy / sneer"
"Upstairs 250: Unreasonable, unreasonable!"
"Downstairs 250: You don't have to reason with a dog (picture: dog)!"
"Two hundred and five upstairs: Oh, then I don't need to reason with you!"
"Downstairs two hundred and five: I'm single at best, are you letting go?"
Huh? She doesn't have a date? !
Pooh! Whether she has a date is none of your business, what are you getting excited about!
"Upstairs two hundred and five: You don't have a partner? Hahaha, I knew that you would not be able to get married!"
"Downstairs two hundred and five: Oh, you think you can get married? Ladyboys are not popular in China."
"Upstairs 250: Broken book, I want to tear you up!"
"Downstairs two hundred and five: What a coincidence, stinky fish, I want to chop you up too!"
"Upstairs two hundred and five: Don't be an old lady, you are a woman!"
"250 Downstairs: none of your business"
…
The two of you come and go until Shu Shu wins the battle and falls asleep with a smile. She didn't realize at all that the pain and annoyance Cheng Duanyi had brought to her disappeared unconsciously, and she didn't see Cheng Duanyi's figure throughout the night, even in her dreams.
Early the next morning, I woke up, rummaged on the bed, took out my phone, and saw that the guy upstairs at the end sent a message.
"Upstairs two hundred and five: Hey, hey, that book, I have a durian here, I don't want to eat it, how about you?"
A few minutes later there was another one:
"Upstairs two hundred and five: Cough cough, the main reason is that I don't eat it, so why don't you, don't I throw it away?"
Shu Shu only replied three words, yes, send it.
Upstairs, Yu Yu was furious, "Damn it! You want to eat and you want me to give it to you?!"
Of course, he picked it up on the table while cursing and sent it down!
"Yu Yu! Are you a masochist?! With such an attitude, you actually send it to others in such a cheap way?!"
Then I went to the fourth floor without stopping, and knocked on the door with a "boom, boom, boom" sound, as if this could vent the anger in my heart.
wait! I can't spray you to death when you open the door!
Then the back door opened, with exquisite facial features, plain face facing the sky, with blue hair slung behind him, Shu Shu smiled at him, tender and tender,
"Thank you!"
"No, no, you're welcome!"
Seeing him not moving, he asked again, "Is there anything else?"
"No, it's okay..."
"Then, goodbye!"
"goodbye!"
Dizzy, Yu Yu walked back to sit on the sofa, stayed there for several minutes, and then let out a rage,
"Fuck! Yu Yu! Where's your rhetoric?!"
Coward! ! !
…
Eating durian, Shu Shu was tangled up about the classmate reunion. After all, the cowhide was blown out. If she couldn't take it with her when the time came, Ma Yan might not know how to arrange her all over the world!
Moreover, if nothing else happens, Cheng Duanyi and Liu Xuyan will also go, she can't lose the game!
A person has a face, a tree has a layer of skin, how could Shu Shu lose the game!
In case the guy upstairs asks, how does he become an extra actor, does he want to say that he has a good life and wants to experience life? !
Is there such a fool? !