Mountain trails.
"The Yin people are on the road, the Yang people give way!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest held the plum blossom corpse-attracting lamp in his hand, and controlled the zombies to rush along the night road. Every time he jumped, the zombies behind him would jump with him.
"Jump! jump! jump! I jump with my legs apart! I jump with my legs apart! I jump in different ways!"
Taoist Simu was muttering to himself as he hurried along, taking one jump at a time. His speed was three points slower than normal walking.
Chu Xiao, who was sitting cross-legged on the side, performed the Flying Dance Technique and floated quietly in the air. He followed Taoist Simu slowly and leisurely. He felt amused when he saw Taoist Simu amusing himself. He kept chewing the boiled beans he brought from Uncle Jiu before leaving.
The four eyes squinted at Chu Xiao in mid-air, muttering a few vulgar words, cursing in their hearts, "You're so great just because you can fly! You're so awesome just because you're a Taoist! I worked so hard all the way here, jumping and shouting, and you floated all the way here, like watching a monkey show, and you even want me to teach you corpse refining! Bah! Dream on!"
Taoist Simu cursed in his heart and accidentally stepped on a stone. He lost his balance and immediately fell to the ground. The zombies behind him also fell down one after another.
"Ouch!" Taoist Simu screamed, it seemed that he fell quite hard.
Chu Xiao coughed dryly in mid-air. He wanted to laugh but was too embarrassed to do so. He turned his head away and pretended not to notice Simu Taoist's embarrassment!
Taoist Simu rubbed his butt and got up from the ground. Looking at Chu Xiao's expression, he finally couldn't help it. He drew the plum blossom corpse-luring lamp in his hand, stopped the spell, found an open space, sat down cross-legged, and refused to move!
"Master Simu, what's wrong with you?!" Chu Xiao asked, looking at the angry Taoist Simu.
"What's wrong?! Can't you see what's wrong with me?" Simu Taoist said angrily.
"I have been stupid since childhood and I can't see it!" Chu Xiao replied with his head tilted.
"You are so stupid, and you are telling me you are stupid?!"
Taoist Simu almost burst out laughing, thinking that he was at his senior brother's house, and originally wanted to educate Chu Xiao as an elder, listing the disadvantages of practicing evil arts to Chu Xiao one by one, but he didn't expect that not only did it not work, but he also ended up with a failure.
After seeing Chu Xiao’s true strength, Taoist Simu finally understood why his senior brother wanted to hand this person over to him!
It turned out that it was not because of his specialty in corpse cultivation, but because his senior brother had no way to deal with this person, so he had to push it to himself.
"Brother, you have changed!"
Taoist Simu was a little sad, but more helpless.
Chu Xiao looked at Taoist Simu who had no intention of continuing his journey, so he also stopped, walked to Simu and handed him a bag of boiled beans.
Taoist Simu was just about to reach out to take it when he heard Chu Xiao ask another question.
"Fellow Daoist Simu, when will you teach me the art of corpse refining?!"
"Hmph!" Taoist Simu immediately pulled back his outstretched hand and cursed, "I won't teach you! I won't teach you! The corpse-refining technique in your book is too evil! It's against nature, I won't teach you! I advise you not to learn it! It will damage your virtue and shorten your life!"
"Fellow Daoist Simu, please don't say that. My wish is to live forever."
"Immortality?! You want to become an immortal! No, you are practicing these evil arts every day, are you trying to become a demon?!"
"Can you live forever if you become a demon?"
"You" Taoist Simu had nothing to say. He couldn't beat Chu Xiao in a fight, nor could he argue with Chu Xiao. So he simply kept silent and let Chu Xiao talk!
"Fellow Daoist Simu, aren't you going to leave tonight? Didn't you say that it's easy to run into mountain goblins and wild monsters when walking in the forest late at night?"
"Hmph!" He turned his head away and did not respond to Chu Xiao.
"Then shall we spend the night here?" Chu Xiao asked again.
"Hmph!" He looked up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle and ignored Chu Xiao.
"Okay then! It's settled!" Chu Xiao said with a smile. Uncle Jiu is really an interesting junior brother. He has been driving corpses for years and has a straightforward character, but he is not good at communicating with others!
Chu Xiao chose an open space near Simu Taoist and threw the universal capsule down. After the white smoke, a simple residence appeared.
Before Chu Xiaolin entered the room, he glanced at Taoist Simu again and said, "Daoist Simu, if you are done admiring the stars and the moon, feel free to knock on the door. I have reserved a guest room for you!"
"snort?!"
Although Taoist Simu refused verbally, he was very curious in his heart. Simu knew that Chu Xiao had a storage magic weapon on him, but what Simu did not expect was that Chu Xiao actually carried a mansion with him, and it was built in a style he had never seen before.
As a corpse driver, Taoist Simu has to sleep in the open air all year round. Only he knows the bitterness of it. Has he ever thought about how comfortable his life would be if he had a mansion to carry with him one day
Suppose again that Simu has his own magic storage weapon. In the future, when he drives away zombies, no matter how many zombies there are, he can just put them into the storage space and all problems will be solved!
I never imagined that my life would be so miserable now!
Taoist Simu thought so and walked towards Chu Xiao's house unconsciously. He approached the window and looked inside through the glass window that seemed to be empty.
“Wow!”
Taoist Simu was stunned on the spot, stunned by the scene in front of him. The house was not big, but it was extremely exquisite, as if it was a legendary fairyland. Every piece of furniture was thousands of times more exquisite than what he had seen in the foreign club. There were also many objects that Taoist Simu could not name, such as the box embedded in the wall, and there was actually someone singing and dancing inside? !
Could it be a magical weapon to enslave ghosts? !
For example, the faucet that will automatically flow water with a light press, could it be another valuable storage item? !
Using a storage magic weapon to store water? What a waste! But what a luxurious life!
And there is a light bulb as bright as the sun. Could it be that the sun shot down by Hou Yi was pressed here
All of this refreshed Taoist Simu's three views.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Chu Xiao had just sat on the sofa and hadn't even warmed up when he heard a knock on the door. He chuckled and opened the door. Who else could it be but the Simu Taoist? !
"Has Taoist Simu finished admiring the moonlight?"
"I'm done admiring! I'm done admiring! Today's moonlight is more beautiful than ever before!" Taoist Simu said with a silly smile.
"Yes! The moonlight is intoxicating."
Chu Xiao said this, but he had no intention of inviting Taoist Simu into the house, which made Taoist Simu outside the house very excited. Although he still felt a little repulsive to Chu Xiao in his heart, his body could no longer control himself and he wanted to enjoy the treatment like in an immortal paradise.
"Fellow Daoist Chu, I suddenly remembered a secret method in your book on corpse refining. It is similar to the Maoshan Taoist method I practice. How about we go inside, drink some hot tea, get some food, and have a good discussion?!"
"Oh? Didn't Taoist Simu say before that the secrets in that book are all evil and sinister, and must not be practiced?"
"Hey! There is no evil law! The evil ones are only the people who practice the law! Fellow Daoist Chu still doesn't look at the problem thoroughly enough! Let me come in, I will help you sort out your thoughts!"
Chu Xiao looked at Taoist Simu, who suddenly changed the subject. For a moment, he really didn't know what he had done to touch Simu's excitement and why there was such a sudden change.
However, Simu was finally willing to teach him the art of corpse refining, so Chu Xiao naturally would not refuse.
"Fellow Daoist Simu, please come in! Bulong, serve the tea! Tonight, I want to talk about corpse refining with fellow Daoist Simu all night long!"