In the original work, King Kai is a person who likes to tell jokes.
Now that he had seen it with his own eyes, Chu Xiao realized how cold King Kai’s jokes were.
King Kai's jokes are so cold that they have no friends.
Those who know him know that he is joking, while those who don’t think he has a brain full of firecrackers.
What King Kai said was not a joke at all, it was clearly nonsense that made no sense!
Originally, Chu Xiao didn't care about this hobby.
After all, you may be stupid, but I just want to learn Kaio-ken and Spirit Bomb.
But now, King Jie ordered Chu Xiao to leave because Chu Xiao didn't understand his jokes.
Then the problem is serious.
Chu Xiao had worked so hard to come to King Kai's Planet, but he couldn't miss out on the two ultimate skills, King-Fist and Spirit Bomb, just because he didn't understand a few jokes that were so cold that they made people doubt their lives.
"Hahaha!"
Chu Xiao pretended to be very funny, but he was just slow to react.
King Kai looked at Chu Xiao and shook his head again.
"Your smile is so fake!"
Chu Xiao: "No, look how sincere my smile is!"
King Jie stared at Chu Xiao's fake smile and snorted coldly, "King Yama has already told me the reason why you came to me! If you want me to guide you in your practice, that's not a problem... unless you can tell a joke to make me laugh."
Chu Xiao frowned. Telling jokes to make you laugh is originally a very easy task, but when you think of King Kai's miraculous sense of humor, it becomes not that easy.
"What? If you can't even make people laugh, then what's the point of your cultivation? Go home!" King Kai said with a look of contempt.
"etc!"
Chu Xiao waved his hand, with a fearless expression, and spoke after thinking for a long time.
"Crows on a plane!"
King Kai: “???”
"The elephant kicks!"
King Kai: “???”
"Teddy asked the sky!"
King Kai: “???”
"Horsetail swats flies!"
King Kai: ""
What kind of joke is this guy telling? It’s not funny at all. It’s a deadly joke.
King Kai shook his head repeatedly and interrupted Chu Xiao, "Your joke is really too cold! It's not funny at all, and there is no technical content. Can you do it?!"
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The corners of Chu Xiao's mouth twitched. He had tried his best and racked his brains to think of a joke!
You actually said my joke is worse than yours?!
Don't you have any sense in your heart? Look at the jokes you made, such as the TV exploding, the plane having no wings, and the chicken not being a chicken!
"I'm not even a duck!" Chu Xiao complained, but was heard by King Kai.
King Kai was stunned for a moment, then he covered his mouth wildly, as if he was trying hard not to laugh.
Chu Xiao: "Hmm? Did I accidentally touch King Kai's G-spot?!"
So King Kai likes jokes of this tone?! What a veteran!
Chu Xiao raised his eyebrows and immediately took advantage of the opportunity to pursue the opponent.
"No time to explain! Get in the car quickly! Remember, this is not the car to the kindergarten!"
King Kai's hand covering his mouth tightened again, his expression began to struggle, and tears welled up in his eyes.
"Are you free this Sunday?"
King Kai: “Puff!~”
Chu Xiao thought to himself, "My great Chinese culture is broad and profound, I will kill you with my trick!"
"When a friend comes from afar, he must be punished even though he is far away!"
King Kai: "Huh?!"
"Take your dreams as your horse! The more you ride, the more stupid you become!"
King Kai: “Huh?!”
"If you don't work hard when you're young, you'll blame Mercury when you're old!"
Chu Xiao became more and more excited as he spoke, and even started to dance. Chu Xiao acted like a Taoist priest and shouted, "Stop! You stinky monk, stop trying to steal my nun from me!"
King Kai couldn't catch his breath and fell to the ground on his back, clutching his stomach frantically to stop himself from laughing out loud.
Chu Xiao took a look and thought to himself that he was only one step away from success. If he tried harder, he would be able to defeat King Kai!
"hey-hey!"
Chu Xiao had a melancholy look on his face, and then he said slowly,
"Zuo Xiao's gun didn't kill anyone,"
"Pu Shu is no longer depressed"
"Song Dongye did not elope with Miss Dong"
"Ao Han didn't marry a horse either"
"Chen Li is not singing Zhu Xing anymore"
"Yao Shisan also couldn't be with his Northern Queen"
"Hua Zhou didn't wait for her lover"
"Only Li Zhi is still Li Zhi."
King Kai froze on the ground, holding his stomach, although he didn't understand what Chu Xiao meant by what he had just said.
But when I saw Chu Xiao’s melancholy eyes, I really wanted to laugh!
Ha ha ha ha!
King Kai just let his stomach go and laughed wildly, with both tears and laughter flowing.
Chu Xiao also raised a confident smile, snapped his fingers and said, "Perfect!"
"You are really not an ordinary person!" King Kai wiped his tears and said with relief, "You are the best joke teller I have ever seen in my life, young man, I like you!"
Chu Xiao bowed and said, "Then please ask King Kai to guide me in my practice!"
King Kai put his hands behind his back. When talking about training, he said in a serious manner, "For an Earthling, you are already very strong! Stronger than any Earthling I have ever seen."
King Kai stared at Chu Xiao closely and said, "For a powerful Earthling like you, I don't have much to teach you."
"But according to the gods of Earth, your Earth is about to be invaded by Saiyans. If that's the case, your current strength is really a bit behind those Saiyans."
King Kai fell into silence. What could he possibly teach a being as powerful as Chu Xiao? !
That move? The move that I created back then, even the King of Kings was shocked!
It can be said that it is his own unique skill!
Is Chu Xiao qualified to learn that move
King Kai thought of the joke Chu Xiao had just told. He hadn’t been so happy in a long time!
He accepted this disciple!
King Kai coughed twice and said calmly, "Since you've worked so hard to come to me and are so good at telling jokes, I promise to teach you!"
King Kai continued, "First release your aura and let me see your true strength."
After all, only by seeing through Chu Xiao’s strength 100% can the King of Realm guide Chu Xiao to practice.
To guide a practitioner in his practice without understanding his realm of mind is simply a fantasy, like floating duckweed without roots.
"Okay!" Chu Xiao stretched his limbs, "King Jie, you can stand a little further away!"
King Kai waved his hand and said, "Young man, as King Kai, I have seen all kinds of big scenes. It's okay, just come on!"
"good!"
As Chu Xiao spoke, he took a deep breath, suppressed his breath and released it. The energy in his body suddenly burst out, instantly forming a huge air wave that rushed all around.
Poof! King Kai lost his balance and tumbled several times, crashing into his own flower bed, where he lay face down with a look of shock on his face.
Ah! Chu Xiao roared, continuously releasing his aura, and the combat power detector beside his ear began to jump up wildly.
Five thousand!
Eight thousand!
Ten thousand!
One hundred and one!
A light blue aura surrounded Chu Xiao, and the pressure that only a strong man could have was so overwhelming that even the King of Realm felt a little breathless.
"Oh my god! This kid's combat power is actually over 10,000!" King Kai held up his sunglasses and said in disbelief. He originally thought that Chu Xiao's combat power was only around 7,000 or 8,000.
Just when King Kai thought everything was over.
Chu Xiao moved again. His eyes became empty and the muscles all over his body swelled again, turning into a devilish muscular man with torn muscles.
Gene lock level one!
Gene lock level 2!
Buzz!
The combat power detector beside Chu Xiao's ear soared again, and Chu Xiao's combat power went straight to nineteen thousand!
There is a possibility of breaking through to 20,000.
Nearly double the power increase!
"This kid has another trump card?!" King Kai recovered from his shock and then began to become serious. How could such a powerful being be born on Earth? !
Before King Kai could finish his words, Chu Xiao waved his hand and a young man who looked similar to him appeared.
"This is?!"
Boom! Another powerful aura burst out, and the entire Kai King Planet seemed to begin to tremble.
Drop! Drop! Drop!
When the light golden flame wrapped around Chu Fan, the value of the energy detector was fixed at 21,000!
Hiss! King Kai took a deep breath, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
"Monsters! Plus little monsters! It's so scary!"
King Kai couldn't help but feel ashamed. Today, an extraordinary person came to his planet King Kai!
Let’s not talk about Chu Xiao’s fighting ability for now, let’s talk about Chu Fan.
This young man has the same aura as Chu Xiao, as if they are from the same origin.
King Kai could tell at a glance that Chu Fan must be a clone created by Chu Xiao using some kind of ability.
Looking at the tail behind Chu Fan, King Kai's forehead was covered with sweat.
This is a Saiyan clone!
Chu Xiao, an Earthling, actually has an almost perfect Saiyan clone!
What has the Earth experienced over the years
How could a monster like Chu Xiao be born
"Chu Xiao, your clone is a Saiyan..."
"That's right. My clone Chu Fan is a combination of Saiyan cells and my own cells, using the power of Shenlong to select the most perfect genes."
King Kai raised his eyebrows, "There are Saiyans on Earth?! And Dragon Balls?"
Chu Xiao looked at King Kai with a surprised look on his face, "Don't you know?"
"What do I know?! I am the King of the World! The planets under my jurisdiction are not billions, but at least five or six billion. Among them, there are countless planets with intelligent creatures. How can I know what is on a tiny Earth?"
King Kai complained and didn't ask any more questions. Instead, he used the antenna on his head to explore the earth.
Soon, King Kai understood.
There are indeed Saiyans on Earth, and this time's God is actually a Namekian, and a dragon among them. No wonder they can create Dragon Balls.
With the Dragon Balls, the Earth can get rid of monsters like Chu Xiao.
It’s not too much.
However, it is quite nice to think that such a powerful person has emerged from the planet under my jurisdiction.
Hehe! In future King Kai tournaments... I won't have to come last!