Dragon Hermit

Chapter 101: What's the fun in living so long?

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"The Taoist priest is here!" Qi Ziyu showed joy on his face.

"Who? Who are you talking about?" Zhang Shufen asked blankly.

"A Taoist priest, be careful!" Xia Yan warned her.

"Student Xia, it's very immoral to arrange an old man like this!" An old man walked into the open space staggeringly with a big bat in his hand.

With a gray goatee, a ponytail tied behind his head, sneakers, cropped pants, a tight T-shirt, and that old handsome face that would make idol stars jealous, he is a colorless old man.

"Old Niubi, as soon as you get old, don't be like little girls, come and go, okay? I have goosebumps all over my body!" Xia Yan said with a look of disgust.

"No, I think this priest speaks very naturally, not at all pretentious!" Zhang Shufen walked over and said.

Xia Yan was dumbfounded. Could it be that I really don't understand a woman's heart? This old man is not only a killer of aunts, but also kills girls

"Little girl of Longhu Mountain, I hugged you before!" The old man said, looking at Zhang Shufen with a smile.

"Don't talk nonsense, Taoist priest, we are innocent!" Zhang Shufen quickly clarified.

"I'm talking about when you were a child, you even pissed on me." The old man said.

Zhang Shufen covered her face, and the old Taoist looked at Qi Ziyu again: "Little girl Ziyu, have you used Imperial Sword Technique today?"

"Use it." Qi Ziyu nodded. The conversation between the two was very casual, and they were obviously familiar with each other.

"Little girl, you are not being honest anymore!" The old man pointed at Xia Yan again and said, "The person I asked you to investigate, you obviously found out, why didn't you tell me? Don't tell me you like him and don't want to reveal his secret what?"

"Master Dao, what are you talking about!" Qi Ziyu stomped her feet and blushed.

The old man made the two girls blush with a few words, and then proudly threw the big bat in his hand on the ground, and said to Xia Yan: "Boy, why don't you know how to learn your lesson? You almost let the blood slave Run away and make the same mistake this time?"

"What is the same mistake? Who knew he would escape in this way!" Xia Yan retorted, "You old man is too embarrassed to say me? Every time I wait until I finish playing here, I come to take advantage of it, and I don't even know the lines. In other words, don't you blush?"

"Ahem..." The old Taoist blushed and coughed for a while.

"Old man, what are you going to do with this bat?" Xia Yan asked, pointing to the bloody bat that was still wriggling on the ground.

"Of course it's handed over to the cleaners," said the old man.

"A cleaner again?" Xia Yan frowned, "This vampire may have accomplices, what if they don't give up and come to arrest my classmates?"

"That's why I gave it to the cleaners. They are professionals. They are guaranteed to be able to ask everything they want to know from this bat, even asking about his urine when he was a child." The old man said.

"What exactly does the cleaner do?" Xia Yan asked curiously.

"You understand." The old man said.

"Okay!" Xia Yan nodded. From the few words of the old man, he could probably guess who the so-called cleaner was. It seemed that it should be an official organization that specialized in dealing with similar supernatural time, and he was definitely not to be messed with.

"The cleaner doesn't care about such things as harming people by magic?" Xia Yan suddenly remembered Shi Lao, and asked.

"This... actually has to be done according to the law. If there is a legitimate reason for shooting, such as self-defense, then there is no problem. If you shoot against bad guys or criminals, it's okay..."

"What about being hired to kill people? Are they harming innocent people?" Xia Yan asked, interrupting him.

"Then he will be in trouble, big trouble, and the cleaners are not easy to mess with!" The old man said seriously, "Why, have you met such a person?"

"Master Daoist, someone hired a man named Old Shi to harm Liu Xue'er of the Liu family with the ghost control technique." Qi Ziyu said.

"Old Shi who practiced ghost control skills?" The old man was taken aback, "Have you seen him?"

"Not only did I see him, but Xia Yan also had a fight with him." Zhang Shufen said.

"Where are the others now?" The old man asked anxiously.

"Xia Yan broke his ghost control skill, beat him until he vomited blood, and he escaped." Zhang Shufen said.

"What?" The old man was taken aback, and looked at Xia Yan, "You beat Shi Xuan?"

"So his name is Shi Xuan." Xia Yan nodded and said, "He just ran away a minute before you came."

"Boy, I thought you were not simple at first, but now it seems that I still underestimated you!" Wu Se looked Xia Yan up and down a few times, and sighed, "Shi Xuan was originally on the list of cleaners. However, his whereabouts are erratic, and he often changes identities, and he has never been caught by the cleaners. This time he was injured, it seems that it is time to be arrested!"

"He is Xie Zheng who is employed by the Xie family." Xia Yan said.

"Hiring murder is the business of the police. The cleaners don't care about that. What they want to arrest is Shi Xuan." The old man took out his mobile phone, flipped through the number, and said, "I'll report a letter to the cleaners in Rongdu, and Shi Xuan will be arrested." Let them handle it."

"Will they hand over Shi Xuan to the police as a witness against Xie's family?" Xia Yan asked curiously.

"The police can't handle this kind of thing. Could it be that Shi Xuan told the judge that the Xie family hired me to use ghost-controlling skills to harm the Liu family? Do you think the judge should send him to a mental hospital, or convict him for engaging in feudal superstition?" the old man said. asked.

"Uh..." Xia Yan was at a loss for words. Indeed, the crime of using sorcery to harm someone does not exist in law. I gave you a priceless Emperor Green Jade Buddha, and you still say I want to kill you? Your Honor, I want to sue him for framing!

Similar scenes of court debates flashed in his mind, Xia Yan shook his head, dying to use the law to uphold justice. The old man is right, this kind of thing does not apply to the law, the so-called Jianghu is a matter of Jianghu, let's follow the rules of non-human beings.

"Old man, you didn't tell the cleaner about me, did you?" Xia Yan asked again.

"No, but no matter how high-profile you are, it's only a matter of time before the cleaners notice you," said the old man.

"I don't do bad things, so what are you afraid of!" Xia Yan said.

"That's good." Colorless said.

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Chapter 101 What's the fun in living so long

By the way, Old Daoist, the titles on your business card are all real, right? "Xia Yan thought of the directors, explorers, and beauty contest judges on the old Taoist business card, so he asked the old Tao face to face for confirmation.

"Nonsense, Pindao has lived to be 120 years old. If I don't have any hobbies that are good for my physical and mental health, what do you think is the fun of me living so long? I might as well die early!" Said Wu Se.

"You didn't hook up with good women on Weibo, did you?" Xia Yan continued to question the old man's character.

"What you love and what I want, how can you call it hooking up? The poor Taoist also touched their bones and consecrated them!" The old man shouted without blushing.

Qi Ziyu was fine, he had long been used to the old-fashioned way, but Zhang Shufen was dumbfounded. This Nima is not a fairy, just like what Xia Yan said, she is a Taoist priest!

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