Uh-huh…
Xiaobai landed on his back feet, supported on his front feet, and maintained a reclining posture, making a muffled sound from his mouth. WWw.QuANbEn-XiAoShUo.COm
"Xiao Bai, come on!" Zhao Yanzi clenched his hands into fists and couldn't help but say.
Xiaobai looked at her with innocent eyes, then continued to frown. For things like shit, you have to conform to the world and be in a good mood. Being surrounded by so many beauties, and even Hao Ren staring at it, Xiaobai is really not in this state.
Just treat it as a mount, why do you have to take care of it even when it poops...
A cool breeze from the seaside blew over, making Xiaobai's butt shiver.
"It doesn't seem to work. Let's give Xiaobai something to eat." Xie Yujia took out three spirit-melting pills from the bracelet and placed them in front of Xiaobai.
Seeing the elixir, the frowning Xiaobai's eyes suddenly lit up, he spit out his red tongue, and rolled it out from Xie Yujia's palm.
As soon as the elixir entered his stomach, Xiaobai really felt something. His buttocks swayed, and with a pop, a small ball of golden poop in a classic shape fell out.
"Hey, why doesn't it smell bad?" Zhao Yanzi was a little surprised and almost went over to smell it.
Hao Ren hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop her. No matter whether it smelled good or bad, it was just poop... However, the smell was really good...
This rotating, classic-shaped, fragrant object covers a flower pot containing a cactus, without causing any changes to the cactus for the time being.
Hao Ren put the flowerpot back to its original position, then lifted up Xiaobai who had defecated until he had no strength, went to the room to find a paper towel, wiped his butt, and put it on the ground.
Xiaobai instantly became lively again and rushed towards Zhao Yanzi.
Zhao Yanzi hurriedly dodged. Xiaobai had just finished pooping. How could he dare to hug him
Xiaobai pounced on Xie Yujia again, and Xie Yujia, who was wide-eyed, also hurriedly moved half a meter away. Xiaobai saw that both of them ignored it and flew towards Lu Linlin and Lu Lili.
The Lu sisters also particularly liked cleanliness. They screamed twice and blocked Xiaobai's front paws.
Xiaobai was not willing to give in, swaying his butt and pounced on them one by one. I just pooped until I almost lost all strength, so I should always seek some comfort...
The four girls screamed one after another in Hao Ren's room. Grandma, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room on the first floor watching TV, looked back in the direction of Hao Ren's room on the second floor and shook her head with a smile again.
Soon, all four girls ran out of Hao Ren's room. Xiaobai chased them out, and they even scattered.
Xiaobai is a lion at heart, but he has never had the heart of a lion. He is too playful. The more they run away, the more he chases them, causing Hao Ren's family to panic.
Grandma was still sitting firmly on the sofa, looking at the girls running around in the living room with a happy smile.
Late at night.
Hao Ren sat cross-legged on the bed, quietly practicing the splitting light sword and shadow technique. Ever since he took the elixir given to him by Qingfeng Sanren, his cultivation progress has not been as fast as before.
Of course, Hao Ren also knows that this is because the meridians in the body have been strengthened. If he follows the cultivation method of breaking through as he did before, the hidden wounds in the body will become more and more serious, reaching the point of collapse. Even the ninth-grade golden elixir will be broken. Can't be saved.
Hao Ren is busy in the secular world, but he never dares to slack off in cultivation. After all, this is not only related to himself, but also to Zhao Yanzi's future safety.
The old woman allowed Zhao Yanzi to cultivate the body of a human monk, which only made her body stronger. In essence, Zhao Yanzi was still a dragon monk, and the situation of losing the dragon pill was still unresolved.
The spiritual power circulated bit by bit, and the sword light flowed around Hao Ren, illuminating Hao Ren's room colorfully. Hundreds of needle-like sword energy circled around Hao Ren like a school of fish in the deep sea.
Hua Hua Hua Hua...
Hundreds of colorful needles penetrated through the cracks in the window and flew high into the clouds.
Hao Ren closed his eyes and stayed in the room.
But he could feel the majestic sea and misty void in the middle of the night!
Hundreds of tiny sword energy are floating between heaven and earth, absorbing the energy of heaven and earth bit by bit.
Above the sea, it started to rain lightly.
The black clouds were very low from the sea, and bursts of thunder rolled. The thin needles suspended in the clouds of the sky and earth replenish the power of thunder and lightning.
break.
Hao Ren, sitting in the room, closed his eyes and shouted softly.
Bang…
Huge waves tens of meters high exploded on the sea surface, and hundreds of golden needles formed the shape of a golden dragon, spinning from the sea surface to the clouds.
Hua Hua Hua...
Hundreds of golden needles were dispersed into the clouds, directly absorbing the thunder power that was about to explode in the clouds, and driving away the black clouds!
Whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh…
Hundreds of golden needles pierced into the sea.
For a moment, there was silence between heaven and earth.
Two dragons emerge from the water!
Hao Ren's heart moved at will.
boom!
320 rays of sword light formed two streams and rushed up from the bottom of the sea.
Hao Ren's villa is close to the sea. In this late night, the sword light flew thousands of meters away, and Hao Ren was able to practice the sword formation.
Two majestic sword energy entered the sky, turned into thin needles, passed through the space of thousands of meters, and returned to Hao Ren's room.
Snapped.
Hao Ren's Dragon Pill finally became clear again.
The spiritual energy absorbed from the heaven and earth and the thunder power obtained from the clouds nourished Hao Ren's body bit by bit.
The Light Splitting Sword and Shadow Technique can also create chaos and thunder, and can also be transformed outside the body. It is indeed domineering.
The Five Elements practitioners require five times the spiritual energy of a single-line practitioner, but the power they can exert is also five times that of a single-line cultivator.
Xie Yujia's Five Elements Life and Death Talisman also coincides with the number of the Five Elements. In essence, it is also a practitioner of the Five Elements, but it does not use the Five Elements to practice. There is a deeper difference between Yin and Yang. In one life and death, it can almost rob the luck of heaven and earth. Compared with Hao Ren's "Splitting Sword and Shadow" is even more domineering.
Thousands of sword lights and thousands of talismans, what would happen if they were combined together... Hao Ren thought secretly while adjusting his body.
However, Xie Yujia also has a relatively poor constitution and the five elements are mixed, so the old lady taught her how to use the life and death talisman. If you are like Zhao Yanzi, you are born with a water spiritual root even if you throw away the Dragon Pill. When you practice it, you won't be as strenuous as Xie Yujia, but you won't be able to use the life and death talisman.
If Xie Yujia wants to practice to the point where he can create thousands of talismans, he will probably have to put in a lot of effort...
The needle-like sword light turned into soft light spots, floating in the room. Hao Ren carefully maintained the newly opened dragon's orifice. He would never dare to try the same ferocious method of opening the dragon's orifice again - he would rather spend more time and stabilize the realm carefully than forcefully open it.
If the Dragon Pill breaks into pieces, at least like Zhao Yanzi's third uncle, all his skills will be destroyed, or at worst, his meridians will be severed and he will die immediately.
Hao Ren did not have the talent of Zhao Kuo, who could cultivate again and make up for his original state even when the Dragon Pill was shattered. And he dare not compare with a monster-level cultivation genius like Su Han.
The most important thing is that if the dragon pill breaks, Zhao Yanzi's life will be in danger. Hao Ren practices prudently because he is responsible for himself and even more responsible for Zhao Yanzi!
As dawn gradually approached, Hao Ren, who had practiced the Light Sword and Shadow Art for 72 times, exhaled the last breath of turbid air and slowly opened his eyes.
The light of dawn outside the window has already penetrated...
Um
Holy shit!
Hao Ren couldn't help shouting.
Outside the window, dense cacti have climbed to the roof. Hao Ren's room seems to be built in the Amazon jungle!
Hao Ren stood up in a hurry and opened the door to the balcony with difficulty. He saw that the balcony outside was completely occupied by cacti!
The cactus on this balcony looks like it has been growing for hundreds of years. It is so big and thick that its roots stand upright, almost crushing the balcony!
Damn it!
Hao Ren didn't expect that the cactus on the balcony would grow like this in one night. You know, before Xiaobai pooped, the cactus placed in the ornamental flower pot was only half the size of a palm!
If this trend continues, these cacti will continue to grow wildly, and within two or three days, they will engulf Hao Ren's villa near the seaside!
Seeing that the sky was about to get really bright, and some of the cacti growing explosively on the balcony would soon fall off the balcony, Hao Ren hurriedly shot 16 sword energy, cutting off the cactus entrenched on the balcony by the roots.
After all, cacti are not special spiritual trees. Even ordinary swords can easily cut them, not to mention the sword light that Hao Ren can control at will.
16 rays of sword light swept across the bottom of the cactus. Hao Ren used the wood spiritual power to protect his palm and held up the cactus covered with thorns.
The roots of this cactus, which originally grew in a small flower pot, were now two meters thick. Hao Ren lifted up the giant cactus and flew quickly to the sea.
If grandma sees such a cactus, don’t be frightened.
Bang!
The cactus thrown into the sea stirred up waves one meter high.
The cactus the size of a balcony was floating on the sea with no intention of sinking. Hao Ren felt a little hairy when he looked at it, fearing that the cactus would continue to grow. He used 16 sword lights to chop the cactus into pieces in the blink of an eye.
In one night, a cactus half the size of a palm can erupt and fill up a balcony. The little poop Xiaobai squeezes out of his butt has an extraordinary effect.
And if my father sees a cactus like this, he will definitely study it as a biological subject...
Hao Ren's 16 sword lights stirred again, destroying the fragments of cactus floating on the sea to dregs, and then he returned to the balcony of the villa with confidence.
The other flower pots on the balcony were crushed by the cactus, and the flowers and plants were also suffocated to death by the cactus. Hao Ren looked at the cement railings on the balcony, and there were cracks on them, which proved the power of the cactus' expansion. How ferocious.
Tuk tuk tuk… tuk tuk tuk…
There was a knock on the door of Hao Ren's room. Hao Ren went over to open the door and saw Xie Yujia wearing light pajamas.
"While helping grandma make breakfast, I suddenly thought about what happened to the cactus yesterday." Xie Yujia said with a slight smile.
She was wearing pajamas, but with a pink apron tied around her waist, which gave her a lazy yet virtuous look.
She hurried through Hao Ren's room and went to the balcony to have a look.
"Where's the cactus?" Xie Yujia asked hurriedly when she didn't see the cactus on the balcony.
"Look at what's on the ground." Hao Ren said.
Xie Yujia opened her slender eyes and suddenly discovered that the balcony was covered with cactus spikes.
Each of these spikes is as long as your middle finger, so you can imagine how big the cactus is!
She casually picked up a yellow spike and broke it off with her fingers, but it didn't break. The spike on this cactus was thicker and harder than the thickest needle used to sew clothes at home!
"Where's the cactus?" Xie Yujia turned her head and couldn't help but ask.
She blinked her eyes expectantly and curiously, which was still very cute.
"Can I stay here with a cactus bigger than a balcony?" Hao Ren asked her.
Xie Yujia's lips parted slightly, and her eyes widened in surprise. She could immediately understand how majestic the cactus planted in a small flowerpot would be!
"Because it was too big, I was afraid that it would scare grandma, so I chopped it into pieces and threw it into the sea before I asked you to come over to see it." Hao Ren continued.
"Oh..." Xie Yujia understood Hao Ren, her eyes gradually glowing, "Xiaobai's feces is so effective, I must collect it in the future."
"Uh..." Hao Ren didn't know how to answer the question.
Xie Yujia is a girl, so she must not be allowed to do such a thing. And the Lu sisters, Zhao Yanzi...
Hao Ren thought about the people who could contact Xiaobai, and suddenly found out tragically that he seemed to be the only one to complete such a task...
Thinking of following Xiao Bai and constantly picking up the excrement that Xiao Bai pulled out, Hao Ren felt that his life was a tragedy...
"The elixirs in Piaomiao Peak are a bit short-lived. If there is Xiaobai's feces, the efficacy of the elixir will be greatly enhanced." Xie Yujia said happily and full of expectations.
"Yujia!" Grandma shouted from downstairs.
"Here you go, grandma!" Xie Yujia happily ran out of Hao Ren's room and went down the stairs.
Hao Ren patted his cheek vigorously and followed.
"What kind of tea did you give me to drink yesterday? I slept well and I feel energetic today!" Grandma asked with a bright red face, holding a ceramic tea cup.
"It's a herbal medicine someone gave me. I can't name it. Anyway, it's good to make tea." Xie Yujia supported her grandma and said softly.
Hao Ren stretched his neck and leaned over to take a look curiously, and found a short red wood-like object floating in grandma's teacup.
Jade Emperor Mountain Thousand-Year Blood Ginseng!
Just thinking about it, Hao Ren guessed that this thing was a small section Xie Yujia had cut from the six-section blood ginseng.
The rejuvenation elixir that Xie Yujia refined for Yuhuang Mountain was of great significance. Therefore, the six blood ginseng roots that Yuhuang Mountain implored Xie Yujia to refine were of great value. You don’t have to think about it!
This kind of thing, in ancient times, was something that even the most respected emperor in the world could not touch! In my grandma’s case, simply making tea and drinking it can prolong life!
In fact, Hao Ren's guess was correct. A thousand-year-old blood ginseng was worthy of monks in the foundation-building stage or even in the elixir-formation stage fighting each other until blood flowed like a river - this was a good thing that could increase spiritual power!
"The taste is quite fragrant." Grandma smiled with satisfaction and took another sip.
Grandma, grandma, you are more noble than the emperor! Hao Ren thought secretly.
"I have a few more here. I can soak them for a week. After I drink them, I will cut them off for you." Xie Yujia said with a smile.
good! "Grandma held the tea cup and nodded repeatedly.
These thousand-year-old blood ginseng will be used up in a few months if you drink it the way grandma drinks it. If five or six mature blood ginseng were used for a mortal, if the monks on the fifth level of heaven knew about it, they would be distressed to death, and if the Ciyun Dragon King of Yuhuang Mountain knew about it, he would probably be shocked to the point of vomiting blood.
But Xie Yujia didn't feel distressed. As long as grandma was in good health, it didn't matter if she used a few precious spiritual herbs, especially the blood ginseng. She asked Zhen Chongming that mortals could drink it by making tea. Just doing this, The effect of the spiritual grass has been discounted hundreds of times.
"You have exams next week, don't delay, hurry up and review. Grandma will cook for you." Grandma pulled off the apron from Xie Yujia's waist, patted Xie Yujia lovingly, and advised.
"Um... OK!" Xie Yujia showed a sweet smile, ran to her room, and took out all the review materials.
Hao Ren saw the two of them harmonious like grandparents and grandchildren, and shook his head with emotion.
Regardless of everything else, Xie Yujia is really filial to her grandma. What Hao Ren likes most is that Xie Yujia is knowledgeable, gentle and virtuous.
As long as grandma is in good health, it doesn’t matter if she picks up Xiaobai’s poop. The cultivated spiritual grass can make grandma healthy!
Not long after, Lu Linlin and Lu Lili yawned and walked out of the room above. Hao Zhonghua and Yueyang went to the province to attend a meeting and were not at home this weekend. The room they had spared was suitable for Lu Linlin and Lu Lili to live in.
Hao Ren thought about it carefully. In fact, the Lu family sisters coming over to eat and drink was the second most important thing. Perhaps coming to accompany grandma was the most important thing.
The two of them are also very good to grandma.
Apparently the two of them also had the intention of spending a weekend here. Not only did they bring their cartoon-patterned twin pajamas, they also brought their exam preparation materials.
It's approaching the rainy season, and it's drizzling outside again.
It's just that this kind of rain doesn't have a melancholy atmosphere, but makes the villa look very warm.
The four of them sat around a small square table in four directions, and outside the floor-to-ceiling glass window next to the beach was a beautiful view of the sea and the rain.
Various notes, materials, and textbooks were spread out on the table, and the learning atmosphere turned out to be very strong.
Zhao Yanzi came out of grandma's room with sleepy eyes. She stepped on her little slippers and came down the stairs. She came over to see how Hao Ren and the others were reviewing. She found that she couldn't understand the things in these books, and she felt a little frustrated.
After all, there is still a generation gap between her and Hao Ren...
However, her frustration did not last for a few minutes. She quickly picked a flower apron and put it on her waist, and went to the kitchen with her grandma to make glutinous rice balls. Her final exam was over, and Hao Ren still had to study hard. Thinking of this , she became happy - hum hum hum, stinky uncle, let's see how many subjects you fail!
At noon, Zhen Congming stretched and came out of the room. The final exam in elementary school was a piece of cake for him.
Xiaobai followed Zhen Chongming's footsteps and jumped up and down - it has no final exam.
Even without Hao Ren's parents, the weekend in this seaside villa was still lively and warm...
The final exam of Tunghai University is held during the rainy season for a week.
Hao Ren was fully prepared and not afraid at all.
"Shit! Brother Hao! Brother Ren! You have become the god of exams!" Zhou Liren followed closely behind Hao Ren and came out of the classroom where the last exam was held.
In the past few days, Hao Ren only took half the stipulated time to finish the exams. Zhou Liren and Hao Ren took almost every course together, so the final exams were all together. He poked Hao Ren from behind. On the back, Hao Ren exposed half of his shoulders and asked him to stretch his neck to copy the questions - as for whether he could see clearly or not, that was Zhou Liren's problem.
And Hao Ren was so awesome in the examination room that Zhou Liren couldn't be more impressed.
They walked out of Building D together, and the weather outside just happened to clear up.
Su Han, wearing a sapphire blue dress, stood outside, waiting for Hao Ren.
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