Wu Mangmang threw the phone aside and felt that he was really shopping for the time being, as he was actually chatting about such obscene topics with a disgusting man.
But on second thought, I felt that it would not be enough to just let this man learn knowledge from me. Next time I have the chance, I will also ask him some questions about men.
Wu Mangmang was just in a daze when he saw the staff bringing Wu Dandan out.
"Are you mentally retarded? You're so grown up and yet you still wet your pants?" When the child started playing, he was so reluctant to pee that he just wet his pants.
Wu Mangmang doesn’t know what to do with the child who has wet his pants
Wudandan refused to wear his wet pants, so Wumangmang had to take him to the restroom in the mall.
The little kid had a very strong sense of gender and refused to enter the ladies' restroom. Wumangmang was so angry that she dragged Wudandan directly into the ladies' restroom. She couldn't follow Wudandan to the men's side, could she
When changing her pants, Wu Mangmang couldn't help but exclaimed exaggeratedly and covered her eyes, "I'm going to get stye. I'm still a virgin, and I haven't even seen my husband's penis, but I saw yours first!"
The fog indicates depression.
Wu Dandan was generous now, "You are lucky to see it, you are looking at someone else's husband now."
Wu Mangmang was suffocated by this little devil, "Who wants to see you?"
When putting on his pants, Wudandan complained about this and that, saying the waistline was not pulled up properly and that the pants were not worn properly.
Wu Mangmang got angry after hearing this, "I'm not your mother. I'm lucky enough to help you put on pants. How old are you? Can't you put them on yourself? If you can't put them on, I'll beat you up."
"You are old enough to be my mother. Women should be gentle, understand?" Wu Dandan said angrily.
Which world is this monster from
Wu Mangmang has no idea why kids nowadays are so precocious
But no matter whether the man in front of her is a man or a boy, Wu Mangmang will not forgive him for daring to provoke a woman of his age.
Wu Mangmang yelled, "More than enough. If I go out now, everyone will say I'm a high school student, okay?"
When Wu Mangmang went out today, he changed his clothes specially.
She wore a pure white T-shirt on top, a pure white skirt on the bottom, white canvas shoes, and a ponytail. She looked innocent enough to star in a green tea commercial.
This was to ensure that when she walked away with Wu Dandan, others would not misunderstand her as the mother of such a big child.
"Identity cards don't lie." Compared to Wu Mang Mang's rage, Wu Dan Dan was very calm, "A 25-year-old virgin."
Oh my god, this little brat probably doesn’t even know what a virgin means, yet he’s swearing.
Wu Mangmang said angrily: "What does Liu Lewei usually show you?"
When the brother and sister came out of the bathroom, they ignored each other.
In the end, Lord Wumangmang did not bear grudges and took the initiative to reconcile with Wudandan, and agreed to cede land and pay compensation.
The two of them then went hand in hand to the toy store on the fifth floor to choose toys.
Since they agreed to buy the toy, Wudandan followed Wumangmang home obediently.
Although Wu Mangmang had bought many toys for Wu Dandan, he had never bought them at Spring Square.
For a place of Spring Plaza’s standard, the prices of toys would probably be sky-high.
However, Wu Mangmang now has pocket money and is not stage-shy.
It was not until she saw the Aston Martin sports car model that Wu Dandan had chosen and counted the zeros after the price that Wu Mangmang exclaimed in her heart:
Why can the price of a model be enough to buy a domestic car
Wu Mangmang was short of money and admitted directly: "I don't have that much money."
Wu Dandan pouted, "You have been working for several years."
Wu Mangmang felt like he was stabbed in the knee and said stubbornly, "Shouldn't I eat?"
Wudandan continued to pout, then ran to the side to choose other toys. After searching for a long time, she still couldn't pick one, which showed that she was still determined on the car model.
People are like this. Once they see something good, they are unwilling to settle for something they don't like.
Wu Mangmang became impatient and looked at his watch, then started looking for Wu Dandan all over the field.
"Vast." Ning Zheng was very surprised when he saw the vast fog here, but he was sighing at the word "fate" in his heart.
Tomorrow is Lu Lin’s son’s birthday. Ning Zheng accompanies Lu Sui to choose a gift and buys one for himself as well, otherwise Miss Lu will definitely get angry.
"Why are you here?" Ning Zheng asked. Who would go into a children's toy store if there was nothing wrong
Wu Mangmang turned around and was also very surprised to see Lu Sui and Ning Zheng.
The beautiful ponytail swayed slightly in the air, and then fell on the misty shoulders. The tail was slightly bent upward, like a "hook" to catch people's eyes.
Just a few centimeters below the shoulders is the proud chest.
The body of a young girl is plump and watery, as if water could be squeezed out with a gentle squeeze.
Ning Zheng had to admit that he had always been unwilling to be with Shen Yuanzi, probably because he disliked her because she was too old.
Although it is well maintained, it always feels dry.
Before Wu Mangmang could answer Ning Zheng's question, he heard a crisp child's voice next to him, "Mom!"
Wu Mangmang didn't react much, then she felt someone pulling her skirt. She looked down and saw Wu Dandan running over to her. "Mom!" Wu Dandan called out again.
What is the situation
Wu Mangmang glared at Wu Dandan for a second, then quickly turned around to look at Lu Sui and Ning Zheng's expressions.
The look of surprise on Ning Zheng's face would have been more dramatic if his mouth had opened a little wider.
"No, he is not my son." Wu Mangmang quickly denied it. She was still unmarried and must not spread such rumors.
Wu Dandan hugged Wu Mangmang's thighs and cried, "Mom, don't you want me anymore?"
Wu Mangmang cursed in his heart. Can mental illness be contagious
Or is it that the Wu family’s genes are meant to produce actors
Wu Dandan rubbed her non-existent tears and real saliva on Wu Mangmang's thighs, then timidly turned her face to Lu Sui and Ning Zheng.
The big eyes that looked the same as Wu Mangmang’s blinked twice at Lu Sui and Ning Zheng, then stared at Lu Sui alone and asked softly, “Are you Dad?”
Wu Mangmang fell to his knees.
"Wudandan, stop talking nonsense!" Wumangmang reached out and pinched Wudandan's face.
Wu Dandan decisively let go of Wu Mangmang's hand, ran over and hugged Lu Sui's thighs, looking up at Lu Sui with wet eyes, "Dad, I want this too, but Mom doesn't have money."
What Lu Sui was holding in his hand was the Aston Martin model that Wu Dandan had just taken a fancy to.
"Wu Dandan, where is your moral integrity?"
Wu Mangmang is too embarrassed to face anyone. Wu Dandan even recognizes his father for a car model.
"I have no moral integrity, I only have chastity." Wu Dandan actually didn't understand the meaning of moral integrity, but he had heard of chastity.
Ning Zheng couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Lu Sui didn't react much. He just told the salesperson to pack up the other color of the model and bent down to give it to Wu Dandan.
Obviously, Lu Sui's generosity greatly pleased Wu Dandan.
Wu Mangmang pulled Wu Dandan back by force and said, "Wu Dandan's gift is too valuable, you can't accept it."
Wu Dandan curled his lips and began to sniffle. Children of his age were half sensible and half not, but mentally they were generally inclined to, "I want it, I want it, I must have it."
Wu Mangmang didn't care about that and held Wu Dandan's hand tightly, "Dandan, be polite. You haven't called anyone yet."
Wu Mangmang pointed at Lu Sui and said, "This is Grandpa Lu, and this is Grandpa Ning."
The two men in their thirties were directly upgraded from backups to grandfathers by the fog.
The corner of Lu Sui's eye twitched.
Ning Zheng immediately objected, "No, you can't call us old, just call us uncle."
Wu Mangmang bent down and said to Wu Dandan, "Dandan, this Grandpa Lu is Aunt Qingqing's uncle. Grandpa Ning and Grandpa Lu are good friends, so you have to call him Grandpa."
Wu Mangmang couldn't fool Wu Dandan's intelligence, so he called Ning Zheng "Uncle Ning" sweetly.
Then he called out to Lu Sui, "Dad."
Ning Zheng smiled and said, "If I had known earlier, I would have chosen a car model as a gift. I got a son without any effort."
Lu Sui didn’t even bother to look at Ning Zheng. He bent down and handed the car model back to Wu Dandan.
Wu Mangmang naturally disagreed, "Dandan, you can't take it. Say goodbye to the two uncles, it's time to go home."
Wu Dandan was dragged by Wu Mangmang, looking back every step. Finally, he couldn't help it anymore and shook off Wu Mangmang's hand, running back and taking the car model from Lu Sui's hand and hugging it tightly in his arms, "Thank you, Dad."
This child has always had whatever he wanted in the Wu family, and he is not used to the meaning of "asking for something but not getting it".
Wu Mangmang was so embarrassed that she ran back and shouted, "Wudandan, give the things back to uncle quickly." Children should never be spoiled like this.
Wu Dandan naturally refused. He looked at Lu Sui, then at Wu Mangmang. He then walked over, freed one hand to pull Wu Mangmang to Lu Sui, looked up at Lu Sui and said, "Dad, I'm selling Mom to you."
Oh my god, what is going on
Sometimes children are like ice in a deep well. You really can't predict what they will say next.
Wu Mangmang didn't understand why Wu Dandan had the guts to sell her out? How did Liu Lewei usually educate his children
For a car model, he even dared to sell his sister. When he grows up, won't he be a traitor to his country
"Wudandan, what nonsense are you talking about? Do you want to die?" Wumangmang was about to lose his temper.
Wu Dandan refused to admit defeat and said, "This is more expensive than the iPhone 6s."
Wu Mangmang was unable to understand the child's logic for a moment.
Wu Dandan straightened his neck and said, "Didn't you say it yourself? Are you going to sell yourself for rose gold?"
Uh, this sentence seems to be said by Wu Mangmang.
"Bullshit, I said selling my body, not my kidney!" Wu Mangmang was so angry that he spoke incoherently, "No, no, I said selling my kidney, not my body. And I was just kidding my mom."
But how can children tell whether you are joking or serious
So it’s best not to tell some jokes to innocent children.