Ning Zheng was watching the show from the side, laughing so hard that tears came out. He squatted down and pulled Wu Dandan over and said, "Dandan, right? How about you call me daddy and I'll buy you a car model?"
Wu Dandan cheered and shouted "Dad" to Ning Zheng without hesitation, "I want the yellow Bumblebee, the one that can turn into a Transformer."
This is also very expensive.
Wu Mangmang forcibly took Wu Dandan back, and handed the car model in his hand to Lu Sui, "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, this thing is too valuable, Dandan can't accept it."
Lu Sui didn't reach out to take it back, but just looked at the fog without saying anything.
Wu Mangmang knew that this car model was just a small thing to Lu Sui. He was afraid that if such a stack of money fell on the road, Mr. Lu would not even bend down to pick it up. However, Wu Mangmang felt that it was not right to teach a child like this.
Seeing that Lu Sui didn't take it back, Wu Mangmang simply put the things on the shelf next to him and started walking out holding Wu Dandan.
Although Wu Dandan is only a child of a few years old, when he starts to make a fuss, Wu Mangmang can hardly hold him.
The child's voice was high-pitched, and his crying sounded like firecrackers. In the end, he sat on the ground and couldn't get up, and even rolled around.
Wu Mangmang was so angry that her pretty face turned pale. She couldn't do anything to Wu Dandan. As soon as she walked over, Wu Dandan pushed her away, "I don't want you, I don't want you."
Wu Mangmang could only walk aside and call Ms. Liu, and told her the situation in rapid succession, "Mom, that car model is too expensive, we can't take someone else's."
"Then just buy it for him." Ms. Liu has always been very generous to her son.
Wu Mangmang felt sour in her heart. A car model was her pocket money for two months. "I don't have that much money."
"You buy it for him and I'll pay off your card." Ms. Liu was very straightforward.
But Wu Mangmang is a good sister with a sense of responsibility. "Mom, can you not educate your children like this? Dandan is still so young, and you always agree to his requests just because he cries. What will you do when he grows up? If he kills someone in the future, won't you have to hand him a knife?"
Ms. Liu said, "What nonsense are you talking about? All children are like this. You went through the same thing back then, and I never saw you kill anyone."
"How could I be like him?" Wu Mangmang was dissatisfied.
Ms. Liu said, "Oh, you were much more arrogant than Wu Dandan back then. If you didn't give it to you, you would cry all day. Do you think your Barbie dolls are cheap? Back then, you insisted on getting an antique doll. It cost more than 300,000 yuan, but your father and I gritted our teeth and bought it for you."
Wu Mangmang thought about it and it seemed that there was such a doll. "That's because I have a good eye. Now her value is increasing. Wu Dandan's broken car model will only decrease in value, not increase in value."
"It will appreciate in value." Lu Sui appeared behind Wu Mangmang at some point, holding Wu Dandan in his arms.
Wu Dandan's eyes are red, but she is no longer crying.
"Who is talking?" asked Ms. Liu.
Wu Mangmang glanced at Lu Sui, quickly covered the microphone, nodded apologetically to Lu Sui, then walked aside and whispered, "No one."
Ms. Liu is not so easy to deal with. "Car models are so expensive, who would give them to Wu Dandan when they have nothing to do? Wu Mangmang, tell me the truth."
Ms. Liu would be at a loss if she didn't become a detective.
Isn't it that Lu Sui just had nothing to do after eating, so he just took the money and spent it everywhere
"It was Lu Sui." Wu Mangmang did not hide it from Ms. Liu, "We just happened to meet, and Wu Dandan rushed to call him daddy just because of the car model in his hand. It's so embarrassing. How do you usually teach your children?"
"Ha, ha, ha." Ms. Liu laughed like crazy on the other end of the phone. "Great, this is great. Thank Mr. Lu for me. You can take the gift. If there is a chance, let Wu Dandan recognize Mr. Lu as his godfather. That would be great."
Ms. Liu is truly a business elite. She is so thick-skinned that Wu Mangmang has finally found the source of her genes.
"I won't talk to you anymore." Wu Mangmang hung up the phone decisively and moved from behind the shelf to the front.
Just as I walked out, Ms. Liu called again and asked to speak to Wu Dandan.
Wu Mangmang had no choice but to hand the phone to Wu Dandan, and then said to Lu Sui and Ning Zheng: "Mr. Lu, Mr. Ning, I am really sorry for wasting your time today. Dandan was a little naughty, I am really sorry."
"No, he's very cute." Lu Sui said.
Ning Zheng immediately agreed.
What’s so cute about it? It’s really scary, Wu Mangmang thought.
"This car model is a limited edition produced in cooperation with the original manufacturer. All parts are made according to the appearance of the real vehicle and are very valuable. Your brother has good taste." Lu Sui said.
Wu Mangmang said "Oh" and said with a fake smile: "Mr. Lu has a good eye."
After just two sentences, Wu Dandan hung up the phone and returned the phone to Wu Mangmang. Then, he took the bag of car models from Lu Sui's hand and said sweetly, "Thank you, godfather."
Ning Zheng treated everyone equally, "Thank you, godfather."
The little kid carrying two big bags was simply hilarious. Wu Dandan looked at Wu Mangmang like an adult, then turned back to Lu Sui and Ning Zheng and said, "I'm sorry, I lied to you just now. Mangmang is my sister. She's actually not that old. She's not old enough to be my mother."
Wu Mangmang is about to cry again.
This little brat has been stepping on her sore spot ever since she turned 25.
Ning Zheng laughed out loud, and Lu Sui's lips also curled up gently.
Wu Dandan pulled Wu Mangmang over and walked to Lu Sui and Ning Zheng, "Sister, hurry up and call them godfather. If you call them godfather, they will buy you gifts."
Omg, Wumangmang was choked by his own saliva and wished he could use glue to stick Wudandan's mouth shut.
Ning Zheng laughed without giving any face, and even Lu Sui had a rare smile on his face.
Innocent children should not be taught badly. Wu Mangmang did not dare to explain to Wu Dandan that the word "godfather" had other meanings. He could only say tactfully: "Girls cannot just take godfathers casually."
Wu Dandan pouted and said seriously: "You are not a girl, you are a woman."
What else could Wu Mangmang say? She just hugged Wu Dandan and quickly fled the scene. If she didn't leave, Wu Dandan would probably get so angry that smoke would come out of her head and she would die.
When they were going downstairs, Wu Mangmang twisted Wu Dandan's ear and said, "You are really a good person. When have Boss Wu and Ms. Liu ever lacked your toys? Aren't you ashamed to call someone daddy just for a car model? Aren't you afraid that Boss Wu will be heartbroken when he hears it?"
Wu Dandan now had his wish come true and was very satisfied. He gave Wu Mangmang a calm look and said, "What do you know? I'm just trying to help you."
"Testing what?" Wu Mangmang was puzzled.
Wu Dandan said in a mature manner: "How old are you? You don't even have a boyfriend. I think those two are pretty good-looking, so I want to test the waters for you. If they are willing to take me, a burden, then they are sincere to you. You should stop being so pretentious and get married quickly."
Wu Mangmang was so embarrassed that he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "You are really capable. You even know about the burden. You must have watched many soap operas with Ms. Liu, right?"
Wudanyan glanced at the mist.
“I think the surname Lu is better than the surname Ning.” Wu Dandan finally made this brilliant conclusion.
Wu Mangmang was immediately curious, "How do you know? How old are you?"
"You can't discriminate against me just because I'm young." Wu Dandan said angrily.
"Okay, I won't discriminate against you. Then tell me your reason." Wu Mangmang didn't take Wu Dandan seriously at all. It was just that Lu Sui bought him a car model.
"That guy named Ning asked me to call him dad. It's obvious that he's targeting you and wants to take advantage of you." Wu Dandan said.
Wumangmang thinks Wudandan is simply amazing. Is he still a child
"Okay, you know he has bad intentions, but you still call him dad." Wu Mangmang pretended to be angry.
"He took advantage of you, and I wanted his things, which was taking advantage of him. Isn't it a draw?" Wu Dandan said.
At first glance, it seems to make some sense, but Wu Mangmang is not someone who can be fooled. He hit Wu Dandan on the head with a chestnut and said, "He took advantage of me, and you took advantage of him. How can we be even? I am the one who suffers the loss, right?"
Wu Dandan sighed, "Girls shouldn't be so rude."
"I am a woman. Women are so rude." Wu Mangmang said angrily.
"Let's talk about the guy named Lu." Wu Mangmang couldn't help but wonder what Lu Sui looked like in the eyes of children.
"He's a nice guy, very generous. Even if you divorce in the future, he will give you alimony." Wu Dandan said.
Wu Mangmang was stunned. “Thank you so much for your kind words.”
After the collapse, Wu Mangmang was no longer very sad. Instead, he felt sorry for Lu Sui and Ning Zheng. He spent so much money to buy toys for him, but in the blink of an eye, they turned from "dads" to Lu and Ning.
Who says children don't know anything? Children nowadays are very smart.
And their innocence is like a mirror, which can accurately reflect what kind of person you are.
"But you probably have no chance." Wudandan's neck tilted up as his gaze followed, then slowly moved down as his gaze followed, and then he shook his head in disappointment.
"Why don't I have a chance?" Wu Mangmang couldn't believe that she was looked down upon by her own brother.
Wu Dandan looked at Wu Mangmang with an expression that said, "I don't want to attack you, you forced me to say it."
"You said I can bear it." Wu Mangmang said firmly.
"That guy named Ning..."
Wu Dandan's words were interrupted by Wu Mangmang, "Call me Uncle Ning, be polite."
"That Uncle Ning looked at your chest several times, and also looked at your legs several times."
Wu Dandan was interrupted by Wu Mangmang before he finished speaking, "Let's call him Ning."
"You women are too fickle, just like You Zuanzuan in our class." Wu Dandan sighed.
"Go on." Wu Mangmang raised an eyebrow, with a look that said, "So what if I'm fickle?"
Wudandan thought to himself, I will endure it.
Then he continued: "That Uncle Lu has never seen your breasts or your legs."
After listening to this, Wu Mangmang thought for a moment and said, "Let's just call him Lu."
"Hey, you women are really weird." Wu Dandan expressed his confusion, "Do you like them to watch or not?"
Wu Mangmang said: "Aren't you very powerful? Aren't you known for having a first-rate IQ? Then think about it yourself."
Wu Dandan gave Wu Mangmang two words, "Childish!"
"Little brats just love to act like adults." Wu Mangmang gave Wu Dandan a dirty look.
After a moment, Wu Mangmang suddenly came to his senses. Was it too early for Wu Dandan to start his "sex education"
I even know what it means when a man looks at a woman's breasts.
Wumangmang asked countless questions like a machine gun. "Dandan, how do you know whether to look at breasts or not? Do you know what it means? Where did you learn these things?"
Wu Dandan looked at Wu Mangmang with an expression of "you are surprised by what you have seen". "Once, Lu Sensen brought his father's magazine to our class to read. It was full of breasts."
How did a magazine full of breasts end up in the hands of a child
Wu Mangmang decided to go back and complain, and asked the teacher to tell Lu Sensen's father to manage his magazine well.
"He has been beaten by his father, but his father told him that it is normal for men to look at women's breasts, and that we will like them when we grow up." Wu Dandan said.
What kind of asshole dad is this?!
Are there also midnight shows for kids
"Dandan, you are still young and shouldn't be exposed to these things." Wu Mangmang said seriously.
Wu Dandan waved his hands, "You are such an old-fashioned person."
This is the first time that Wu Mangmang has been called an antique.
"Mom, do you know that you know all this?" Wu Mangmang asked quickly. Although she didn't like her precious little brother very much, she didn't want her only brother to grow up crooked.
"Of course Mom knows, otherwise how do you think Dad's secretary resigned?" Wu Dandan said as a matter of course.
Wu Mangmang recalled the secretary of Boss Wu in his memory, and it seemed that her breasts were a bit big.
Wu Mangmang rolled her eyes and planned to talk to Ms. Liu privately, but she was not used to discussing such adult issues with her younger brother.
But some things still need to be taught.
"Dandan, you were wrong to ask for something from two uncles you didn't even know. Do you know that?" Wu Mangmang asked, "If you talk about the two uncles like that, they might even say you're uneducated behind your back."