The problem of women's shopping has always been a difficult and miscellaneous disease that cannot be explained by science.
The women who are usually so weak that they complain of being tired after walking two steps, when they go shopping, they all look like they have been beaten with chicken blood.
Shopping with women is a hard job, which is recognized by the majority of male compatriots.
Going shopping with a woman may be painful and happy at the same time.
What about those two
That is life-threatening hard work, without any joy.
At least Liu Yanbo thinks so.
After walking around with Yin Hanruo and Lin Xue for two hours, Liu Yanbo felt that these legs were no longer his own, as if they had been filled with lead, so heavy that they were numb.
On the other hand, the two sisters-in-law who were walking in front, Lin Xue was better, and knew that she was carrying the bag, while Yin Hanruo went too far, even hanging the bag around Liu Yanbo's neck, with his hands empty, and from time to time, he would urge Liu Yanbo with a look of disgust. go faster.
Liu Yanbo has also been tempered and has no temper at all. He is like a humanoid shopping cart, and he will never leave him like a machine.
Before getting married, he still dared to say no.
After getting married, hum, when have you ever seen a dictator accept other people's opinions
Besides, there is a girl like Lin Xue now, if Liu Yanbo dares to say no, she can break his hand.
Yin Hanruo only looks at the brand when buying things, not the price, and buys things when he sees them, regardless of whether they are useful or not, a typical prodigal woman.
Lin Xue is very good at living at home, not only to buy practical ones, but also to shop around to see which one has a reasonable price.
When these two get together, the final result is that they don't take time as time, because there are always differences in opinions, so they have to discuss it carefully.
And this is where Liu Yanbo was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He thought that after they discussed for a long time, they would buy what they should buy and not buy what they shouldn't, but what he never expected was that they would buy them all in the end.
your sister. Have you ever bought anything like this
That is Yin Hanruo and Lin Xue, if it were someone else, Liu Yanbo would have thrown the things hanging on them in their faces—
After shopping for more than an hour, it was twelve o'clock at noon, and the sun was shining brightly outside.
Liu Yanbo was standing by the door of a lingerie store, with a sold-out brand-name bag hanging around his neck, and a dozen bags of different sizes in his hand, with a look of lovelessness on his face.
Passers-by covered their mouths and sniggered, as if seeing the strangest of the strangest.
Of course, there were also people with piercing eyes who could see the reason at a glance, and gave Liu Yanbo a very high evaluation without hesitation.
A young and beautiful woman looked at the plain-looking Liu Yanbo, turned her head and said to the tall and handsome man beside her, "Look at how people go shopping with their own women. Let's look at you again, let you accompany me to go shopping , you have come here from home all the way to BB."
"You're waiting here for me too." After the beauty finished speaking, she tossed her long hair and walked into the underwear shop without looking back.
Men are tired, men are tired, people on the earth know that I live in a mess...
The handsome guy's face collapsed in an instant, and he also had a look of lovelessness, and he stood obediently with Liu Yanbo in front of the door, one on the left and the other on the right.
"Brother, it's all your fault." The handsome guy complained to Liu Yanbo.
Liu Yanbo turned his head mechanically, and pursed his mouth: "Big brother, do you think I'm happy? It's not because I'm blind, I have to find a tigress."
"Yes! Women are tigresses." The handsome man agreed deeply, with a look of remorse.
"Isn't there a song called "Women Are Tigers"? Sigh..." Liu Yanbo looked up to the sky with a long sigh, and said, "The monks really don't lie!"
Oh~
The handsome guy also sighed softly, nodded and said: "Yes! The old monk is the old monk, and he really has sharp eyes."
The same people who have fallen in the end of the world, why meet each other before.
The two hit it off right away, and staged a drama of seeing each other and hating each other in front of the underwear store.
"Brother, do you smoke?" The handsome guy took out a box of cigarillos, and moved a step towards Liu Yanbo as if offering a treasure.
"Do you think I can smoke with my hands free?" Liu Yanbo also took a step towards the handsome guy.
"It doesn't matter if you can't spare your hand, as long as you smoke." The handsome man practiced skillfully, and personally lit the cigarette for Liu Yanbo. "Brother, you and I are destined, let's get to know each other? My name is Gao Yuanqiu, I'm 25 this year, and I just came back from abroad today."
Liu Yanbo was smoking a cigarette happily, and his energy improved by half: "My name is Liu Yanbo, and I am 26 this year."
Judging from the appearance of his clothes, Gao Yuanqiu looked like a son of a rich family, but he had no airs at all, and he opened his mouth and shouted: "Brother Bo."
Then Gao Yuanqiu blinked, and asked obscenely: "Is your female tiger beautiful?"
"What do you want?" Liu Yanbo looked at Gao Yuanqiu warily.
"No, why didn't you think about it, Brother Bo, don't think about it." Gao Yuanqiu waved his hands again and again, explaining: "Just asking casually."
After staring at Gao Yuanqiu for a while, Liu Yanbo withdrew his gaze and said uncertainly, "Maybe she's prettier than your tigress?"
"Prettier than Xiaoyi?" Gao Yuanqiu recalled his fiancée's long legs, her flawless skin, and her embarrassing appearance... She couldn't help exclaiming: "That's a super goddess !"
It's weird enough that two big men get together and yell in front of a lingerie store. It caused passers-by to look sideways and stay away, thinking that they didn't read the almanac when they went out today, and they had two crazy problems.
Gao Yuanqiu asked in disbelief with his caring eyes: "Brother Bo, you are not fooling me, right? Judging by your appearance, you don't look like someone who can fall in love with a goddess! Could it be that you Did it come with money?"
"Hey, can we still have a good chat?" Liu Yanbo said dissatisfiedly with black hair, "What's wrong with my appearance? Is it missing nose or eyes?"
Bo Ge is so angry that he always meets people who like to use his appearance as a personal attack. If he hadn't had a good attitude, he would have collapsed.
Gao Yuanqiu reached out and climbed onto Liu Yanbo's shoulder, comforting him: "Talk well, talk well, Brother Bo, don't get angry. I'm really just curious for a while!"
"What else could it be?" Liu Yanbo said angrily, "Because the tigress is too fierce! No one else dared to take it, so she came to harm me."
After finishing speaking, Liu Yanbo bumped Gao Yuanqiu with his shoulder, and said in retaliation: "What about you? How did you trick your tigress into your hand? I think you look good, but you The appearance of a bad stomach should not conform to her aesthetics?"
"What is cheating? She chased me on her own initiative, okay?" Gao Yuanqiu said with a sullen expression, "Brother Bo, I really suggest you go to the ophthalmology department. What's wrong with your stomach? I'm born handsome, good-looking Clever, is the favorite style of the majority of beauties.”
"Bah~" Liu Yanbo snorted and said, "If you love the most, I will be the must-have."
"Don't you believe it, why don't we ask someone?" Gao Yuanqiu was also confident in himself like a mystery, and then he waved to a single beauty who happened to pass by, and said arrogantly: "Beauty, come here, The two of us asked you something."
He looks really confident, just like an ancient emperor summoning his concubine.
However, reality is always cruel.
The beauty didn't even look at him, she lowered her head and ran away like the plague.
Looking at the beautiful woman running away like Feng'er, Liu Yanbo couldn't help laughing.
Gao Yuanqiu blushed, and said lapily, "This one doesn't count, let's change it."
"..."
The two men who just met went further and further on the shameless road. (to be continued)